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Pinecone Sample posted:TIFU by not knowing what my FB meant by “secret naughty gift”. You know that saying “anything is a dildo if you’re brave enough”? It’s like this lady set out to prove that. No obstacle was going to stop them from getting that wooden object up their rear end.
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I have to admire her can-do attitude of, "Well, I'll just put it in my butt a little bit."
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Nov 18, 2019 00:54
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for reference, OP posted this as an example of a similar cone: "Edit: a few people asked for what the “tree” looked like. I didn’t take a video that is not X rated and I’m not posting that in public. But this is a similar thing I found on google image search, but the actual one was carved from wood, all smooth, and has a round cylinder block on the bottom to help the “tree” stand up. It looked like a handle on a butt plug:" 
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Nov 18, 2019 01:12
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what was the actual "naughty present" that he left for her, then, if not the christmas tree butt plug? did she ever find it?
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Nov 18, 2019 01:17
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Sagebrush posted:what was the actual "naughty present" that he left for her, then, if not the christmas tree butt plug? did she ever find it? Sexy underwear that he left in the drawer for her, as it says in the post.
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Nov 18, 2019 01:19
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Smirking_Serpent posted:for reference, OP posted this as an example of a similar cone: That lady just really wants a buttplug.
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Nov 18, 2019 01:25
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all i can say is thank god her BF isn't Jewish
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Nov 18, 2019 01:33
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Admiral Ray posted:That lady just really wants a buttplug. A cross-over from the 'post things that look NWS' thread... It even lights up!
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Nov 18, 2019 01:35
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Admiral Ray posted:That lady just really wants a buttplug. When all you have is a butthole, everything looks like a buttplug.
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Nov 18, 2019 01:55
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LadyPictureShow posted:A cross-over from the 'post things that look NWS' thread... 
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Nov 18, 2019 02:02
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WIBTA for refusing to attend Thanksgiving if my family invites my pregnant ex?quote:My relationship with my ex was good until it wasn't or really until she became pregnant. We had some significant disagreements related to the pregnancy and decided to take a break. quote:The holidays are stressful enough without adding unnecessary stress and drama. quote:I get along with her. It is mostly that being around her right now is very stressful, so the last thing I want to do during the holidays is be reminded about my problems. quote:She wanted to make significant lifestyle changes beyond what I thought were necessary to prepare for a baby. For example, she wanted to see about buying a home when the apartment we lease is fine. Maybe in a couple years, but I think buying a home now is a bad idea for many reasons. Another issue we had was that after she found out she was pregnant she went from my fiance/girlfriend to the mother of my child. I stopped being a priority and everything became baby 24/7. I have more issues but those were two of the biggest.
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Nov 18, 2019 02:30
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Inviting the ex's family and disowning you entirely is the correct decision, next. *bangs gavel*
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Nov 18, 2019 02:37
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I kept waiting for the reveal it wasnt his kid but nope, family made a good trade for a new daughter and a conditional family member in next years draft.
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There was a pretty standard r/relationships "SO is cheating, OP knows and is waiting for them to come clean, SO suddenly being a little poo poo instead of coming home", not that interesting. OP was actually smart so just started packing their stuff to leave immediately, they made their choice to breakup already. But a Redditor told them a really good line to leave with that'll gently caress with them Just say something like 'Wow... All your friends were right about you. Everything they told me was true.' and leave it at that, and block them. It's totally devious and really low effort to potentially high chaos
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Yeah it sounds like that family just traded up big time, lousy son for cool daughter and grandkid.
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Nov 18, 2019 02:55
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LadyPictureShow posted:A cross-over from the 'post things that look NWS' thread... What a time to be alive
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Nov 18, 2019 03:02
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Pinecone Sample posted:TIFU by not knowing what my FB meant by “secret naughty gift”. Apparently it looked like this (just without the color/decorations)  My question is - how the gently caress does someone look at a wooden object and think "yes, that is a sex toy that should go inside my body"?
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Nov 18, 2019 04:55
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Hey just caught up on this absolute unit of a thread and just wanted to say it’s called «drunk driving» or «drinking and driving», not «drink driving». You imbeciles
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Nov 18, 2019 05:02
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Biplane posted:Hey just caught up on this absolute unit of a thread and just wanted to say it's called «drunk driving» or «drinking and driving», not «drink driving». You imbeciles https://www.google.com/search?rlz=1...Q4dUDCAs&uact=5
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Nov 18, 2019 05:04
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Biplane posted:Hey just caught up on this absolute unit of a thread and just wanted to say it’s called «drunk driving» or «drinking and driving», not «drink driving». You imbeciles How does it feel to be this dumb? I’ve always kinda wondered
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Nov 18, 2019 05:07
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"drink driving" sounds loving stupid and anyone who says that needs to learn how to not sound like an idiot when they speak.
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Nov 18, 2019 05:08
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Biplane posted:Hey just caught up on this absolute unit of a thread and just wanted to say it’s called «drunk driving» or «drinking and driving», not «drink driving». You imbeciles my understanding is that the UK intentionally instituted the phrase «drink driving» in the late 1980s to remind people that one doesn't have to be "drunk" to have one's driving abilities impaired, hth
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Nov 18, 2019 05:08
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nah i agree "drink driving" is really stupid and it's one of those things like "maths" or "drugs dealer" that makes british english Baby English
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Nov 18, 2019 05:08
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If you get arrested for eating cheese melts while driving in the UK, is it called “eat driving”?
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Pirate Radar posted:If you get arrested for eating cheese melts while driving in the UK, is it called “eat driving”? driving happens on the opposite side of the road there, it'd be "driving eat"
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Nov 18, 2019 05:12
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oi mate just out for a li'l drinksy drivesy tonight are we?
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Nov 18, 2019 05:46
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Pinecone Sample posted:TIFU by not knowing what my FB meant by “secret naughty gift”.
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Nov 18, 2019 05:59
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Don't drink drive or you could wind up in hospital.
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Nov 18, 2019 06:22
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i don't think i could bring myself to watch game of titties on an airplane
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Nov 18, 2019 06:23
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Sagebrush posted:nah i agree "drink driving" is really stupid and it's one of those things like "maths" or "drugs dealer" that makes british english Baby English This from a country which still uses Fahrenheit and inches and can't even spell aluminium properly.
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Nov 18, 2019 06:42
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Megillah Gorilla posted:This from a country which still uses Fahrenheit and inches and can't even spell aluminium properly. celsius needs more granularity to be a good scale for knowing if it’s nice outside. 20 degrees and 30 degrees being entire clothing layers of difference apart is just wack, sorry
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Megillah Gorilla posted:This from a country which still uses Fahrenheit and inches and can't even spell aluminium properly. Aluminum is probably right, we’ve got no leg to stand on regarding weird attachment issues to archaic measurement systems, but gently caress me if every time I read ‘on accident’ it doesn’t throw me for a loop.
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Nov 18, 2019 06:47
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And stop shoehorning extraneous Us into other words, while you're at it.
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Nov 18, 2019 06:49
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Americans: This wonderful machine makes getting from one floor to another so much easier! I’ll call it something nice. How about an elevator, since it elevates people and things? Brits: OI DIS FING WHAT LIFTS YA UP, OI’Z CALL IT A LIFT
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Megillah Gorilla posted:This from a country which still uses Fahrenheit and inches and can't even spell aluminium properly. as is usually the case, the side that is wrong (aluminium) makes a big deal out of the issue, while the side that is right (aluminum) is barely aware that there's an argument. fahrenheit is a very useful human-scale measurement. 0 degrees is about as cold as you can stand and 100 is about as hot as you can stand. easy. i'll give you inches, there's no specific advantage there over centimeters, but no disadvantage either. they're fine
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Sagebrush posted:fahrenheit is a very useful human-scale measurement. 0 degrees is about as cold as you can stand and 100 is about as hot as you can stand. easy Lol
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Nov 18, 2019 07:00
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Pirate Radar posted:Americans: This wonderful machine makes getting from one floor to another so much easier! I’ll call it something nice. How about an elevator, since it elevates people and things? Actually it’s called a “go up box”
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Switchback posted:Actually it’s called a “go up box” Don’t be ridiculous, they go down too. That’s why in Australia they’re known as uppy-downies
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Sagebrush posted:as is usually the case, the side that is wrong (aluminium) makes a big deal out of the issue, while the side that is right (aluminum) is barely aware that there's an argument. Hahaha this is totally true. I never knew people had so many opinions about Americans before I moved to a former colony. I came in having zero opinions about british people. I have opinions now! Whilst is a stupid word and I’ve never met people more arrogantly proud of their homeland/culture WHICH THEY LEFT. quote:fahrenheit is a very useful human-scale measurement. 0 degrees is about as cold as you can stand and 100 is about as hot as you can stand. easy. I’m a better weather forecaster in celcius because I can still be right with like a 3 degree spread 
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