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MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Zodijackylite posted:

USBM is an abbreviation for Pitchfork writers who couldn't find poo poo to shovel in a barn, because it wasn't a current commercial interest. It's a shame the idea of American black metal came to represent garbage like Xasthur and Leviathan among the worst heap of it. There's some great stuff, from Goatlord's 80s works to Demoncy's Joined in Darkness to everything Judas Iscariot ever did (no hyperlink here, because) to th e recent works like One Master's live tape and One Master's albums and Bog of the Infidel. or being drowned in space by Aureole/Mare Cognitum.

Please think of Satan's children before you listen to lovely post-rock bands calling themselves black metal. gently caress them and this guy's lovely moustache before you speak four-letter-acronyms against them. There are good black metal bands from America who know how adults use a razor.

Exhibit A: Profanatica has now committed to the vicious, ripping, Necrovorous lineup of these first seven tracks, after a final farewell to Old Man Gelso.
https://profanatica-us.bandcamp.com/album/sickened-by-holy-host-the-grand-masters-session

I just like layered guitars ok :saddowns:

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Vargatron
Apr 19, 2008

MRAZZLE DAZZLE


True Norwegian Black Metal straight from the grim darkness of West Chester Pennsylvania.

Count Thrashula
Jun 1, 2003

Death is nothing compared to vindication.
Buglord

http://www.radicalmatters.com/metasound/pdf/Hideous.Gnosis.Black.Metal.Theory.Symposium.I.pdf
please read HHH's paper starting on page 53, for all you need to know about "USBM".

That said, who gives a gently caress where music comes from

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat
usnsbm

Less Claypool
Apr 16, 2009

More Primus For Fucks Sake.

Make America Great Again, with their first debut Build The loving Wall will be released this November.

Hulk Krogan
Mar 25, 2005



COOL CORN posted:

http://www.radicalmatters.com/metasound/pdf/Hideous.Gnosis.Black.Metal.Theory.Symposium.I.pdf
please read HHH's paper starting on page 53, for all you need to know about "USBM".

That said, who gives a gently caress where music comes from

An academic investigation of black metal written by Hunter Hearst Helmsley would be better than whatever this is.

Redrum and Coke
Feb 25, 2006

wAstIng 10 bUcks ON an aVaTar iS StUpid
Please Google Transcendental Black Metal, the manifesto of the USBM band Lithurgy. Also look for their interviews, because they're annoying fucks.

Lately I see a lot of hipsters pseudo artsy types gravitating towards black metal in America. Noisey, of course, eats that poo poo up and promotes them all. Any idea why the music could be having this impact in the US?

Count Thrashula
Jun 1, 2003

Death is nothing compared to vindication.
Buglord

Non Serviam posted:

Please Google Transcendental Black Metal, the manifesto of the USBM band Lithurgy.

Or see my post four posts up to see a similar manifesto about the USBM band Liturgy

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Non Serviam posted:

Lately I see a lot of hipsters pseudo artsy types gravitating towards black metal in America. Noisey, of course, eats that poo poo up and promotes them all. Any idea why the music could be having this impact in the US?

Lots of influence from shoegaze and other indie genres.

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



I guess someones a bit upset the noise hasn't gone down that the new singer isnt' quite up to par to what Chance could do.

Drummer from Skeletonwitch sounds off on haters.

- whatever drivel this is

Song in question - it's loving boring poo poo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0ZhDfcR3VY

vs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEHpoo3cZzI

Vintersorg fucked around with this message at 17:44 on Aug 17, 2016

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005

Hulk Krogan posted:

An academic investigation of black metal written by Hunter Hearst Helmsley would be better than whatever this is.

It would just be 20 pages on why none of it was as good as Lemmy

So yes, I agree

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Vintersorg posted:

I guess someones a bit upset the noise hasn't gone down that the new singer isnt' quite up to par to what Chance could do.

Drummer from Skeletonwitch sounds off on haters.

- whatever drivel this is

Song in question - it's loving boring poo poo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0ZhDfcR3VY

vs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEHpoo3cZzI

Skeletonwitch are not nearly an interesting enough band to warrant their drama.

Vargatron
Apr 19, 2008

MRAZZLE DAZZLE


They were pretty good live back when Chance was vocalist.

Honestly though, their live show is better than the album cuts.

dentist toy box
Oct 9, 2012

There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.


Lol if you call out "haters" on the Internet.

Gnumonic
Dec 11, 2005

Maybe you thought I was the Packard Goose?
So I really don't keep up with new bands nearly as much as I should, and was wondering if anyone had any recommendations for new-ish melodic death bands that don't suck. For reference, 90% of my daily playlist consists of: (old) In Flames/Dark Tranquility/At The Gates, Kalmah, Be'lakor (new album owns super hard), Insomnium, Ensiferum (I consider them melodeath anyway), Arch Enemy, and the one good Wintersun album. Also been digging the most recent First Fragment album, which I guess isn't really melodeath but is pleasantly melodic nonetheless.

Vargatron
Apr 19, 2008

MRAZZLE DAZZLE


If you want some extremely generic yet serviceable melodeath, check out Imperanon.

Count Thrashula
Jun 1, 2003

Death is nothing compared to vindication.
Buglord
The new Anaal Nathrakh song is completely loving me up right now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzghSOZW7Zk

Nordick
Sep 3, 2011

Yes.

Gnumonic posted:

So I really don't keep up with new bands nearly as much as I should, and was wondering if anyone had any recommendations for new-ish melodic death bands that don't suck. For reference, 90% of my daily playlist consists of: (old) In Flames/Dark Tranquility/At The Gates, Kalmah, Be'lakor (new album owns super hard), Insomnium, Ensiferum (I consider them melodeath anyway), Arch Enemy, and the one good Wintersun album. Also been digging the most recent First Fragment album, which I guess isn't really melodeath but is pleasantly melodic nonetheless.
Whispered are pretty great if the slight aroma of weeaboo doesn't turn you off. Their stuff is like, a Finnish melodeath version of a western samurai film soundtrack.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Bg-1zM1x-c

Omnium Gatherum if you want Insomnium with more -um.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOnD5uuXc0k

Wolfheart for something a bit more in-your-face and less frilly than the abovementioned bands.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dcl2Eg_Xi0

To be honest though I'm pretty out of the loop about melodeath too, it used to be one of my favourite subgenres but has kinda fallen to the wayside over the last several years.

hopterque
Mar 9, 2007

     sup
The new Be'lakor is extremely, extremely good if you're looking for melo death stuff.


e: Oh you specifically mention that, woops.


But yeah the new Whispered is A+ as well.

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Gnumonic posted:

So I really don't keep up with new bands nearly as much as I should, and was wondering if anyone had any recommendations for new-ish melodic death bands that don't suck. For reference, 90% of my daily playlist consists of: (old) In Flames/Dark Tranquility/At The Gates, Kalmah, Be'lakor (new album owns super hard), Insomnium, Ensiferum (I consider them melodeath anyway), Arch Enemy, and the one good Wintersun album. Also been digging the most recent First Fragment album, which I guess isn't really melodeath but is pleasantly melodic nonetheless.

Stupid question, but have you listened to Heartwork by Carcass? Seemed like a notable exception from your list.

COOL CORN posted:

Or see my post four posts up to see a similar manifesto about the USBM band Liturgy

This thing makes ASL rules look straightforward and concise

Count Thrashula
Jun 1, 2003

Death is nothing compared to vindication.
Buglord

MikeCrotch posted:

This thing makes ASL rules look straightforward and concise

My reputation precedes me

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

MikeCrotch posted:

Stupid question, but have you listened to Heartwork by Carcass? Seemed like a notable exception from your list.
Yeah, I was wondering about that myself. I figured that Heartwork was a given.

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx
20 something new posts I figured you guys were making fun of Megadeth kicking Havok off their tour because their management deal with Dave's kid fell through.

hopterque
Mar 9, 2007

     sup
Who the gently caress cares about what megadeth is doing in 2016.

velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich
Hail

COOL CORN posted:

The new Anaal Nathrakh song is completely loving me up right now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzghSOZW7Zk

*ribbits*

A human heart posted:

The new Inquisition is streaming in full here.

SATAN

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

comes along bort posted:

20 something new posts I figured you guys were making fun of Megadeth kicking Havok off their tour because their management deal with Dave's kid fell through.
I want to make fun of the name Mustaine Management instead. Rolls right off the tongue.

hopterque posted:

Who the gently caress cares about what megadeth is doing in 2016.
I liked Dystopia. :shobon:

Vargatron
Apr 19, 2008

MRAZZLE DAZZLE


Megadeth? Controversy? Now that's unprecedented.

Hulk Krogan
Mar 25, 2005



The funniest part of that whole thing was definitely Dave Mustaine telling Metalsucks to gently caress off on Twitter.

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

hopterque posted:

Who the gently caress cares about what megadeth is doing in 2016.

Fans of comedy and old people acting like teenagers.

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
There were all sorts of rumours surrounding Megadeth's appearance at Bloodstock in 2014, including that Dave wanted all mango and salmon banned from the campsite (not backstage, the entire campsite) and that he demanded that Rotting Christ be moved to a different day to the one Megadeth were playing

Also jfc imagine having Mustaine as your dad

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

MikeCrotch posted:

There were all sorts of rumours surrounding Megadeth's appearance at Bloodstock in 2014, including that Dave wanted all mango and salmon banned from the campsite (not backstage, the entire campsite) and that he demanded that Rotting Christ be moved to a different day to the one Megadeth were playing

Also jfc imagine having Mustaine as your dad

I think one of the girls in Tacocat is his illegitimate daughter, not that that experience is similar.

Cheapsteaks
Apr 25, 2008

Getting a heavy metal avatar leads to far fewer regrets than a heavy metal tattoo.

MikeCrotch posted:

There were all sorts of rumours surrounding Megadeth's appearance at Bloodstock in 2014, including that Dave wanted all mango and salmon banned from the campsite (not backstage, the entire campsite) and that he demanded that Rotting Christ be moved to a different day to the one Megadeth were playing

Also jfc imagine having Mustaine as your dad

Imagine being named Justis

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Cheapsteaks posted:

Imagine being named Justis

DeusExMachinima
Sep 2, 2012

:siren:This poster loves police brutality, but only when its against minorities!:siren:

Put this loser on ignore immediately!

hopterque posted:

Who the gently caress cares about what megadeth is doing in 2016.

Oh, are we admitting to our unpopular opinions again?

*ahem*

Metallica's Load is one of the best metal albums ever laid down.

Vargatron
Apr 19, 2008

MRAZZLE DAZZLE


Can we please trigger warning this loving thread? I'm having flashbacks to high school a decade ago.

Groke
Jul 27, 2007
New Adventures In Mom Strength

Vargatron posted:

Can we please trigger warning this loving thread? I'm having flashbacks to high school a decade ago.

I was in high school 25 years ago and I can tell you those flashbacks never stop. :corsair:

the yeti
Mar 29, 2008

memento disco



Groke posted:

I was in high school 25 years ago and I can tell you those flashbacks never stop. :corsair:

haha only 15 years here grandpa *cough wheeze*

Groke
Jul 27, 2007
New Adventures In Mom Strength
The dreams about forgetting to study for important exams never stop, either.

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Groke posted:

The dreams about forgetting to study for important exams never stop, either.

I recommend drinking heavily to stop the dreams, works great for me and i'm only on my second liver!

Henchman of Santa posted:

I think one of the girls in Tacocat is his illegitimate daughter, not that that experience is similar.

Yeah you're right, you can definitely see the resemblance once you know:

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York_M_Chan
Sep 11, 2003

Sorry if it has been posted but I discoered Zeal and Ardor yesterday and can't stop listening:
Edit: Of course it was on the previous page. I didn't see it on my first glance.

York_M_Chan fucked around with this message at 17:06 on Aug 18, 2016

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