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The government controls all information and will stage mass shootings at the drop of a hat in order to play the populace like puppets Yet the government cannot stop its own investigative bureau from publishing damning information about its own highest-placed members
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Celery Jello posted:It's even better when they (not the same guy, just the general "they") take it to the next level and directly message the creator of The Backstagers (a neato comic that features an entirely LGBTQ cast of characters) this crap This is some amazing poo poo. Just the waves of smug pretension... Fashionable Jorts posted:A mass shooting? In america? Now there's something you don't hear of these days! Man, I wouldn't be surprised at any of those things in general. It'd be like, "Oh, it rained" or maybe "Oh, my idiot friend has said something dumb." Which is depressing, but there you go.
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"Ah poo poo, another possible scandal. Guess it's time to pull the trigger on *pulls a slip of paper out of a hat* Betty White."
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dijon du jour posted:"Ah poo poo, another possible scandal. Guess it's time to pull the trigger on *pulls a slip of paper out of a hat* Betty White." That's not funny, I won't have you joking about things that sad.
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Celery Jello posted:It's even better when they (not the same guy, just the general "they") take it to the next level and directly message the creator of The Backstagers (a neato comic that features an entirely LGBTQ cast of characters) this crap ![]()
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Vladimir Poutine posted:edgy memes It makes me shameful that history is taught in schools and THIS is what results.
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Fathis Munk posted:
The guy even wrote a follow-up after the Twitter reactions: ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Here's the original Twitter post: https://twitter.com/RianSygh/status/791820094020194306 felch me daddy jr. has a new favorite as of 11:13 on Oct 30, 2016 |
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Puppy Time posted:This is some amazing poo poo. Just the waves of smug pretension... My favorite part is where the guy offers to write for the artist if only the artist drew more realistically. ![]()
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Jesus ![]() I have to say, the thing that made me lose it was him using "e'er" to mean "error" rather than a contraction of "ever"
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Panic! at Nabisco posted:Jesus ![]()
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Puppy Time posted:This is some amazing poo poo. Just the waves of smug pretension... Eh, it reads like pretension of pretension to me. It's written in a register beyond the skills of the writer. It's kind of pathetic
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Panic! at Nabisco posted:Jesus I made it to "Never yours in The Matrix"
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That's "affluence"
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hackbunny posted:Eh, it reads like pretension of pretension to me. It's written in a register beyond the skills of the writer. It's kind of pathetic This is such a good way to describe that particular phenomenon. Like people who overcorrect "who" to "whom" in the incorrect context, or people who say "disinterested" to mean "uninterested." Fancy-sounding words but no understanding of how to use them.
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that guy wears a monocle and lives on an airship
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Dogfish posted:This is such a good way to describe that particular phenomenon. Like people who overcorrect "who" to "whom" in the incorrect context, or people who say "disinterested" to mean "uninterested." Fancy-sounding words but no understanding of how to use them. In regards to that: I can't read his use of "bemused" of anything but "amused" because it reads as if he's mockingly laughing at the response he knew he would receive. For someone so "educated", he really isn't very good at grammar. And the "speak with affluence" thing made me crack up Luvcow posted:that guy wears a monocle and lives on an airship Considering his malapropisms and word choice, the monocle is a barnacle and the airship is actually a sailboat
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"...to jettison your career into the next level..." What a pretentious idiot. He probably styles himself as the next Brooke McEldowney, who is mocked in the comics megathead as a colossal rear end in a top hat.
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IRL pic of that guy![]() Splendiferous. Perhaps I have intimidated you with my giantesque vocabulary...?
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Postal Parcel posted:Considering his malapropisms and word choice, the monocle is a barnacle and the airship is actually a sailboat the sailboat is up on blocks in his backyard and hasn't been in the water in ~20 years so technically it's an airship
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Title: "and I'm not sorry, it's reality"![]() 9gag really don't like a complicated world. ![]() Because this person has absolutely lived under a dictatorship all his life. ![]() THE HORROR BigglesSWE has a new favorite as of 14:53 on Oct 30, 2016 |
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I want to ask that guy to define "penultimate"
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Data Graham posted:I want to ask that guy to define "penultimate" That's like the best pen of all time, right?
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Gad Saad never goes a day without complaining about the existence of the concept of cultural appropriation
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How can you get to the point where you write something like that to an internet guy and not realize how dumb as poo poo you're going to look.
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Because he speaks with effluence.
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hackbunny posted:Eh, it reads like pretension of pretension to me. It's written in a register beyond the skills of the writer. It's kind of pathetic That's what pretension is.
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Bertrand Hustle posted:Because he speaks with effluence. Ahem, I believe you'll find the term is "affluence." But don't worry, it's a very common e'er for someone such as yourself to make.
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Parasol Prophet posted:Ahem, I believe you'll find the term is "affluence." But don't worry, it's a very common e'er for someone such as yourself to make. "your posting is indubitably affected by the SJW community and your avatar is cromulently affluence by the feminist media juggernaut but have no fear for I have ample writing skills and could very much so embigen your professional posting career if you would like to stop, collaborate and listen..."
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I don't fathom what you gentlemen are conversing about, his writing style seems perfectly splendiferous to a qualified literary critic such as oneself. Forever yours in the Matrix, Mo0
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Lottery of Babylon posted:
President Hillary "Ghost Rider" Clinton
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Good dictators, such as:
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check out my Youtube posted:Good dictators, such as: Libya and Iraq were perfectly fine before we killed their leaders!
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Lottery of Babylon posted:
Oh, it goes far deeper than just heads of state, pal. ![]()
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Puppy Time posted:That's what pretension is. Pretension is using an inappropriately high register. The guy affects it, but it's beyond its skills
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Incompretension?
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I'd vote for Ghost Rider if he ran for President.
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Celery Jello posted:I don't fathom what you gentlemen are conversing about, his writing style seems perfectly splendiferous to a qualified literary critic such as oneself. It's a perfectly cromulent writing style.
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