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A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

Smirking_Serpent posted:

AITA for kicking my gf of 6 years out of my house last night because of her behavior which resulted in my parents and younger brother being very uncomfortable and the night ended up with them leaving the dinner early?

I'm way behind so pardon me but it's big time bravado to say "don't tell me what to do in my own house" when (a) it's not your house and (b) the person whose house it actually is is the one who's been asking you to get it together

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Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Breetai posted:

We've done it, we've found the most tedious derail.



e: If I recline my seat while the plane is taking off from the treadmill, do I tip the captain 10% or 9.999999999%? It makes a difference to me because I'm trying to save up enough money to pay for a reasonably priced wedding, which is hard to do on a six-figure salary.

Is the captain circumsised?

Johnny Truant
Jul 22, 2008




The Bramble posted:

I hope he gets to explain his reasoning to the police that meet him at the gate when the flight takes an emergency stop over an unruly passenger.

:thunk:

Breetai posted:

e: If I recline my seat while the plane is taking off from the treadmill, do I tip the captain 10% or 9.999999999%? It makes a difference to me because I'm trying to save up enough money to pay for a reasonably priced wedding, which is hard to do on a six-figure salary.

just give the captain a handjob on the way back from the wedding, it's not cheating, remember

Smirking_Serpent
Aug 27, 2009

AITA for publicly saying that I don’t need forgiveness from my coworker’s ex wife, who he divorced partly because of his one-sided feelings for me?

My coworker Dan, who I’ve known for three years, recently divorced his wife Ella. His reasons were that he was no longer happy in the relationship and he apparently realized that he has feelings for me.

I was surprised when he said that because while we are buddy-buddy in the office, we’ve never hung out outside of work and we don’t even talk to each other after office hours. We do talk a lot in the office, but it’s never about personal things like feelings or relationships, it’s always about our common interests or our work. He also never did anything to make me think he was interested in me, if he did I would have called him out because he was married and I was seeing someone for majority of the time we’ve known each other.

Dan had already filed for divorce when he told me he had feelings for me. He said that he wanted to see if there could be something between us, but he was determined to get out of his marriage regardless if I would get together with him or not. I told him that I just got out of a long term relationship, the whole situation is too much for me and I wish him luck moving on but I am not going to date him. He said he respected my decision, he resigned soon after and hasn’t tried to contact me since then.

The divorce was finalized last week, and Ella made an emotional post on Facebook about accepting what happened and believing that God has a plan for her. She said that “In my heart I have forgiven Dan and Alyssa (me) because I want to move on and heal in peace” and tagged both of us.

When I saw the post, I was horrified because I felt like Ella seemed to imply that Dan and I did something wrong which warrants her forgiveness. I immediately replied that I am sorry she is going through all of this but I was never inappropriate with Dan, I didn’t know about or reciprocated his supposed feelings for me and the two of us don’t even have any communication now, by my choice. I said that I don’t think I’m someone she needs to forgive because I never did anything wrong.

My family and friends are split about what I did. Some say that I was right because Ella tagged me publicly and her post implied that Dan and I had an affair, so I needed to defend myself. Others say that I should’ve had more compassion for Ella because I am one of the reasons why her husband left her whether I wanted it or not, and that I should’ve just messaged Ella privately instead of making it look like her husband left her for a woman who doesn’t even want to be with him.

Am I really the rear end in a top hat here?

Mr. Fall Down Terror
Jan 24, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Smirking_Serpent posted:

AITA for publicly saying that I don’t need forgiveness from my coworker’s ex wife, who he divorced partly because of his one-sided feelings for me?


not an rear end in a top hat in any case but probably not a good idea to respond to the person who you have otherwise never had any contact with to speak your piece about her divorce. no need to defend yourself here since this person or their social circle have nothing to do with you

Smirking_Serpent
Aug 27, 2009

My [26F] Fiance [31M] just told me that he's not attracted to me but it's not something I can fix.

So we have been together for 6 years and engaged for 2. I suffer from a few autoimmune conditions and unfortunately I cannot put on weight. It started to get worse the last 3 years but I'm medicating and managing the best I can.

It sounds wonderful, I know, but it's not. I'm really bony and he always tells me I'm uncomfortable to cuddle so I end up going to the couch. I have a hard time keeping a lot of food down so I use a lot of meal shakes. I work closely with my doctor and do my best. I exercise lightly to stay strong. I just can't put weight on. I know it's not attractive. I bundle. I put pillows over myself for him. It's honestly work just to stay at a borderline safe weight but I try. He recently told me that he just prefers curves. I will never be voluptuous, he knows that. He only wants to watch porn with curvy girls instead of be with me. He wants me to just eat more. But the weight won't stick. He said that he sometimes just pictures a different person from the neck down.

How do I explain to him in a way he will understand that I can't change my body like that? Is there something I can do to help satisfy him? I'm at a loss.

TL;DR Fiance isn't happy with my body but I can't change.

Eediot Jedi
Dec 25, 2007

This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

Arcturas posted:

Dear tall people,

Please accept that we live in a capitalist hellscape and you are now obliged to spend $25 or $50 more to live in the "comfort plus" zone of the cabin, which is where there is extra legroom to return us to the halcyon days of the early 1990s, so that your kneecaps don't break. If you don't have enough money for this, but do have enough money to fly, I am deeply confused.

Sincerely,
An rear end in a top hat resigned to living in a world where we pay extra money for comfort.

Oh. I first assumed the "comfort plus" zone meant a heated and pressurized cabin.

therobit
Aug 19, 2008

I've been tryin' to speak with you for a long time

Smirking_Serpent posted:

AITA for publicly saying that I don’t need forgiveness from my coworker’s ex wife, who he divorced partly because of his one-sided feelings for me?

My coworker Dan, who I’ve known for three years, recently divorced his wife Ella. His reasons were that he was no longer happy in the relationship and he apparently realized that he has feelings for me.

I was surprised when he said that because while we are buddy-buddy in the office, we’ve never hung out outside of work and we don’t even talk to each other after office hours. We do talk a lot in the office, but it’s never about personal things like feelings or relationships, it’s always about our common interests or our work. He also never did anything to make me think he was interested in me, if he did I would have called him out because he was married and I was seeing someone for majority of the time we’ve known each other.

Dan had already filed for divorce when he told me he had feelings for me. He said that he wanted to see if there could be something between us, but he was determined to get out of his marriage regardless if I would get together with him or not. I told him that I just got out of a long term relationship, the whole situation is too much for me and I wish him luck moving on but I am not going to date him. He said he respected my decision, he resigned soon after and hasn’t tried to contact me since then.

The divorce was finalized last week, and Ella made an emotional post on Facebook about accepting what happened and believing that God has a plan for her. She said that “In my heart I have forgiven Dan and Alyssa (me) because I want to move on and heal in peace” and tagged both of us.

When I saw the post, I was horrified because I felt like Ella seemed to imply that Dan and I did something wrong which warrants her forgiveness. I immediately replied that I am sorry she is going through all of this but I was never inappropriate with Dan, I didn’t know about or reciprocated his supposed feelings for me and the two of us don’t even have any communication now, by my choice. I said that I don’t think I’m someone she needs to forgive because I never did anything wrong.

My family and friends are split about what I did. Some say that I was right because Ella tagged me publicly and her post implied that Dan and I had an affair, so I needed to defend myself. Others say that I should’ve had more compassion for Ella because I am one of the reasons why her husband left her whether I wanted it or not, and that I should’ve just messaged Ella privately instead of making it look like her husband left her for a woman who doesn’t even want to be with him.

Am I really the rear end in a top hat here?

Her mentioning and then tagging you was a public declaration of war. You should have said that while you want nothing to do with a loser like Dan, it's pretty clear that she ain't poo poo if she can't even keep him around.

Cyks
Mar 17, 2008

The trenches of IT can scar a muppet for life
Why would you ever allow people to tag you without permission first?

Edit add:

Why would you ever stay in a relationship with somebody who will never find you attractive?

Cyks fucked around with this message at 22:23 on Dec 17, 2019

Hobo Clown
Oct 16, 2012

Here it is, Baby.
Your killer track.




Cyks posted:

Why would you ever allow people to tag you without permission first?

Edit add:

Why would you ever stay in a relationship with somebody who will never find you attractive?

People can tag whoever they want in posts, it just won't show up on your own timeline unless you allow it. Her name would still be on the ex-wife's post for all of the ex-wife's contacts to see, so I get why OP felt the need to clear things up.

StrangersInTheNight
Dec 31, 2007
ABSOLUTE FUCKING GUDGEON

therobit posted:

Her mentioning and then tagging you was a public declaration of war.

Yeah. Now that the Internet is the Real World, Facebook has become the new place for people to pull passive-aggressive poo poo. Tagging someone in something like this is definitely to get a rise.

also, it sounds like Dan fell in love with a fantasy. OP literally only talked to him at work with smalltalk, they didn't even have a friendship! dude just literally did a whole bunch of big life poo poo because he's living alone in his own head with fake people. it's no wonder he apparently feels alone/unsatisfied even while with someone.

Hobo Clown posted:

People can tag whoever they want in posts, it just won't show up on your own timeline unless you allow it. Her name would still be on the ex-wife's post for all of the ex-wife's contacts to see, so I get why OP felt the need to clear things up.

yeah that poo poo is basically the same as being in public now, it's basically like she got up and yelled to all their mutual friends that she was working on forgiving Dan and OP because she's so the bigger woman

it's v. petty but i get it, dude sounds like a douche

StrangersInTheNight fucked around with this message at 22:32 on Dec 17, 2019

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

The Iron Rose posted:

are we seriously recommending people buy the nickle and dime upgrade options


gently caress none of y'all know how to travel


65 bucks is often 10% or more of the cost. and even then its still sixty five bucks!

If you can afford a plane ticket, you are too rich.

therobit
Aug 19, 2008

I've been tryin' to speak with you for a long time

StrangersInTheNight posted:

Yeah. Now that the Internet is the Real World, Facebook has become the new place for people to pull passive-aggressive poo poo. Tagging someone in something like this is definitely to get a rise.

Exactly. Also, just being tagged for something like that, even though she had nothing to do with it, could affect her down the road. Prospective employers these days will look you up on Facebook and this was her coworker and professional communities can be small. If she doesn't set the record straight right away she could not be hired over it down the road and have no idea.

therobit
Aug 19, 2008

I've been tryin' to speak with you for a long time

carry on then posted:

If you can afford a plane ticket, you are too rich.

Try harder.

Arcturas
Mar 30, 2011

Knobb Manwich posted:

Oh. I first assumed the "comfort plus" zone meant a heated and pressurized cabin.

Coming soon to Spirit Airlines...

therobit
Aug 19, 2008

I've been tryin' to speak with you for a long time

Arcturas posted:

Coming soon to Spirit Airlines...

Gonna start a new airline called "Spirits Airlines" where we get everyone so smashed on bottom shelf vodka before takeoff that nobody cares about the fact that it is SRO, no seats, and they are packed in so tightly that there is still nobody falling over upon takeoff and landing.

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

therobit posted:

Try harder.

Keep telling yourself what I’m saying isn’t true of it makes you feel better

But it is.

Leon Einstein
Feb 6, 2012
I must win every thread in GBS. I don't care how much banal semantic quibbling and shitty posts it takes.

carry on then posted:

Keep telling yourself what I’m saying isn’t true of it makes you feel better

But it is.
Whatever you're posting from cost more than a plane ticket, bougie scum.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
"I just want to heal in peace" I say while calling out a person I've never met for stealing my husband.



Not only do I declare OP not the rear end in a top hat, I declare that the guy's ex-wife is an rear end in a top hat.

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Leon Einstein posted:

Whatever you're posting from cost more than a plane ticket, bougie scum.

It a a good thing taxes pay for this computer at the library so I can educate your dumb rear end

Slam Pajamas
May 21, 2007
ALL TEXT TITLE ALL-STARS

Arcturas posted:

Coming soon to Spirit Airlines...

Is that a halloween based airline that mysteriously appears only around October?

InediblePenguin
Sep 27, 2004

I'm strong. And a giant penguin. Please don't eat me. No, really. Don't try.

Leon Einstein posted:

Whatever you're posting from cost more than a plane ticket, bougie scum.
i paid $49 for the bottom-of-the-line prepaid verizon smartphone

please find me a $49 airline ticket from albany, ny to houston, tx the week of march 18, tia

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

Leon Einstein posted:

Whatever you're posting from cost more than a plane ticket, bougie scum.

how much do you think computers cost in 2019 lmao

StrangersInTheNight
Dec 31, 2007
ABSOLUTE FUCKING GUDGEON

The Bramble posted:

Also the guy who said he'd dump his drink on you and fart in your face is a complete psychopath and I hope he gets to explain his reasoning to the police that meet him at the gate when the flight takes an emergency stop over an unruly passenger.

this is cute that you think the stewardess does anything except apologize and try to separate you by finding one of you a new seat, which solves the problem. also, lol at the idea that farting and spilling a drink are things which would have the cops waiting for you when you get off the plane.

everyone seems to think that people appear on airplanes with guns or they will call the cops for any disturbance, but that's only if you do something so egregious and clearly illegal they have no other choice. many of the videos you see of this are pre-flight disturbances. most airlines want to solve issues and smooth over interactions and will only call law enforement that as a last resort, and certainly not for coming across as a fumbling farter.

you guys just don't like that the world is chaos so you should be kind or you'll get yours. you just want things to be solved by THE RULES, when this is something that can only be solved by individuals communicating needs with each other and respecting them.

if you're inconveniencing the people around you for hours at a time, a spilled drink and a fart in your direction are minor revenge tactics. you just don't like the idea the face being farted on could be *gasp* YOUR FACE

it's not your car, you're not traveling in your own little bubble, with your own little habits - you're traveling with other people. be nice and you won't get the face farts.

StrangersInTheNight fucked around with this message at 23:03 on Dec 17, 2019

Uncle Enzo
Apr 28, 2008

I always wanted to be a Wizard

Smirking_Serpent posted:

AITA for publicly saying that I don’t need forgiveness from my coworker’s ex wife, who he divorced partly because of his one-sided feelings for me?


This lady definitely did the right thing by speaking in her defense. You do not want it out there publicly that you stole somebody's husband, especially if it's totally untrue. NTA

Leon Einstein
Feb 6, 2012
I must win every thread in GBS. I don't care how much banal semantic quibbling and shitty posts it takes.

carry on then posted:

It a a good thing taxes pay for this computer at the library so I can educate your dumb rear end
Maybe you could afford a plane ticket if you didn't spend all day shitposting at the library.

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

how much do you think computers cost in 2019 lmao
I've seen airline tickets for $69 bucks.

Leon Einstein fucked around with this message at 23:03 on Dec 17, 2019

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Barudak posted:

Are you saying the Barber from Courage the Cowardly Dog isn't real?

But it was not the barber who was naughty this time around.





Shut up I don't care that this was over 100 pages ago. It's a Courage reference.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Knobb Manwich posted:

Oh. I first assumed the "comfort plus" zone meant a heated and pressurized cabin.

i would happily ride on the outside of the plane if they gave me an oxygen mask and a really nice parka

RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester

StrangersInTheNight posted:

this is cute that you think the stewardess does anything except apologize and try to separate you by finding one of you a new seat, which solves the problem. also, lol at the idea that farting and spilling a drink are things which would have the cops waiting for you when you get off the plane.

everyone seems to think that people appear on airplanes with guns or they will call the cops for any disturbance, but that's only if you do something so egregious and clearly illegal they have no other choice. many of the videos you see of this are pre-flight disturbances. most airlines want to solve issues and smooth over interactions and will only call law enforement that as a last resort, and certainly not for coming across as a fumbling farter.

you guys just don't like that the world is chaos so you should be kind or you'll get yours. you just want things to be solved by THE RULES, when this is something that can only be solved by individuals communicating needs with each other and respecting them.

if you're inconveniencing the people around you for hours at a time, a spilled drink and a fart in your direction are minor revenge tactics. you just don't like the idea the face being farted on could be *gasp* YOUR FACE

it's not your car, you're not traveling in your own little bubble, with your own little habits - you're traveling with other people. be nice and you won't get the face farts.

I'm leaning back extra far next time

Johnny Truant
Jul 22, 2008




I'm leaning back from all these posts

Smirking_Serpent
Aug 27, 2009

AITA for telling my brother to stop wearing kilts on a casual basis?

tl;dr: My brother, a lawyer who lives in an international Asian city, won’t stop wearing kilts on a casual basis. Our family hates it. We are not scottish.

About 2-3 years ago he and his wife got hooked on Outlander; a TV show set in the Middle Ages in Scotland. They thought it would be funny to order kilts and wear them, but my brother took a liking to his, bought more and has been wearing them almost anytime he’s not at work. What this means is that in every picture we see of him and his family, he’s wearing this (IMO) ridiculous kilt in a sad attempt to be edgy and ‘zany’. Just FYI, he doesn’t look good in it. He looks like a person with mental problems.

He gets stared at all over town where he lives, and my own friends think it’s bizarre. I’m concerned it’s going to affect his life professionally (his coworkers/bosses would probably not approve if they saw him in these outfits) and it will affect the lives of his children (who are 1-5 years old) who will be in the ‘eccentric’ family.

I’ve checked with some close friends in the city I live in, they think it’s a stupid and possibly career-dangerous idea.

I wish I could post some pics with his face blurred out (and with his consent), not sure what the rules are in this sub.

Edit: so, I think it’s pretty clear what the result is, I’m happy to accept it. Thanks everyone for your inputs. Our other brother has suggested that I have to wear one of his kilts for a day because I lost our bet. To be clear, we’re all currently in a SE Asian country so guess I get to find out what it’s like to be stared at all day ;)

Edit 2: yup, looks like I’m wearing a kilt for a day, lol

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:
Why are you replying to carry on then

Errant Gin Monks
Oct 2, 2009

"Yeah..."
- Marshawn Lynch
:hawksin:

Leon Einstein posted:

Whatever you're posting from cost more than a plane ticket, bougie scum.

I only fly first class, plieb.

Sent from my iPhone 11 Pro

Smirking_Serpent
Aug 27, 2009

AITA for not building a relationship with my dad's affair partner / new wife?

I am in my second to last year of high school and last year I found out that my dad was cheating on my mom with an employee of his. I told my mom because I knew my dad would never own up himself, and they got divorced. During the divorce, my mom was having a hard time coping and turned to drugs, and she got found out, now my dad has custody and I only have visits with her.

It's all been really hard on me, and on my mom, and I resent my dad and how everything seemed to work out for him. He's married his employee and she's pregnant and living with us.

Anyway, I've been polite to her because I don't want to screw myself over and make my dad too angry to pay for college. But it's the kind of "nice" I put on at my customer service job, a smile and pleasantness, but not actually getting to know her personally. It's hard for me to even do that, it's like a lot of emotional labor that I don't want to be doing in addition to school and work.

Like for example, the kinds of stuff I'll say...

If she asks me about school, I'll be like "It was nice, we had a nice lecture on genes in class" or she asks me about my teachers and I'll be like "they're nice, they all seem very smart" or she'll ask me about a movie I saw and I'd be like "It was good and funny"

Just like trying to be positive and polite. But last week, she lost it at me and was like "Why is everything NICE with you? How's school? NICE. How's work? NICE. Your father says you hate your science teacher, but all you ever say to me is that everything's NICE like a broken record" and I was like "sorry. I really do mean it, school has been good"

Anyway, later my dad talked to me and said not to play dumb, he knows I don't really think all my teachers are nice, don't like the actor in the movie I saw, don't really mean all the stuff I'm saying. And he and his wife can tell, and it's hurting because they both want me to be genuine.

I said "ok I'll try" but TBH it is tiring enough for me to just be polite let alone genuine. Plus I feel like I'm genuine, and talk about what's actually on my mind, such as my mom, and being worried about her, it will go over even worse

WIBTA to not tell my stepmother more?

Batterypowered7
Aug 8, 2009

The mist that chills you keeps me warm.

Leon Einstein posted:

I've seen airline tickets for $69 bucks.

therobit
Aug 19, 2008

I've been tryin' to speak with you for a long time



Smirking_Serpent posted:


"Why is everything NICE with you? How's school? NICE. How's work? NICE. Your father says you hate your science teacher, but all you ever say to me is that everything's NICE like a broken record"

StrangersInTheNight
Dec 31, 2007
ABSOLUTE FUCKING GUDGEON

RBA Starblade posted:

I'm leaning back extra far next time

i mean, beyond that not being physically possible, you have at. you'll just be punishing some random stranger for something someone said on the internet one time

at least i only fart on people actively physically hurting me

but watch out! my apparently psychotic butthole knows no bounds - I might aim it at the wrong person one day - and then what shall i do???? relationships broken, people murdered, blood spilled....i need to consider this seriously.

be careful you do not anger the butthole

StrangersInTheNight fucked around with this message at 23:51 on Dec 17, 2019

Kuros
Sep 13, 2010

Oh look, the consequences of my prior actions are finally catching up to me.

Smirking_Serpent posted:

AITA for not building a relationship with my dad's affair partner / new wife?


OP should grey rock cheating dad and affair partner even harder.

Dazerbeams
Jul 8, 2009

StrangersInTheNight posted:

this is cute that you think the stewardess does anything except apologize and try to separate you by finding one of you a new seat, which solves the problem. also, lol at the idea that farting and spilling a drink are things which would have the cops waiting for you when you get off the plane.

everyone seems to think that people appear on airplanes with guns or they will call the cops for any disturbance, but that's only if you do something so egregious and clearly illegal they have no other choice. many of the videos you see of this are pre-flight disturbances. most airlines want to solve issues and smooth over interactions and will only call law enforement that as a last resort, and certainly not for coming across as a fumbling farter.

you guys just don't like that the world is chaos so you should be kind or you'll get yours. you just want things to be solved by THE RULES, when this is something that can only be solved by individuals communicating needs with each other and respecting them.

if you're inconveniencing the people around you for hours at a time, a spilled drink and a fart in your direction are minor revenge tactics. you just don't like the idea the face being farted on could be *gasp* YOUR FACE

it's not your car, you're not traveling in your own little bubble, with your own little habits - you're traveling with other people. be nice and you won't get the face farts.

Keep raging on. And the next time you're on a flight, I encourage you to fart on whatever rear end in a top hat is making your trip miserable. Don't let other goons deny you of your right to petty revenge for physical discomfort. Sometimes you have to be a jerk to get by.

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StrangersInTheNight
Dec 31, 2007
ABSOLUTE FUCKING GUDGEON
thank you. sometimes you gotta jerk back at jerks. street justice.

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