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Licarn posted:AITA for blocking my friend after she threw a pregnancy party for her cat, while inviting multiple pregnant people and people struggling to conceive? This is pretty funny but it's a great way to end multiple friendships in one fell swoop.
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Miserable Maid posted:I'll be honest I'd totally act like an rear end in a top hat too if my date just randomly started lecturing me on water bottles for no reason Congratulations on siding with the obnoxious chud.
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Jan 4, 2020 16:03
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HardDiskD posted:This is pretty funny but it's a great way to end multiple friendships in one fell swoop. Lol she blew up every relationship with a pregnant or trying to pregnant friend in one dinner before she had to deal with their kids. I applaud the efficiency of her assholeishness.
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Jan 4, 2020 16:04
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Someone should keep an eye on /r/childfree for the other side of the story, because (assuming it's not fake) it totally sounds like something one of them would pull and then gleefully post about to rack up those sickkkkkk reddit karma points or whatever.
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Jan 4, 2020 16:05
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don't lecture people about water bottles
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Jan 4, 2020 16:25
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Leon Einstein posted:Congratulations on siding with the obnoxious chud. As with most postings itt, both sides are terrible people and deserve everything they get if not more.
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Jan 4, 2020 16:25
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broke: consumer choices will not stop global warming woke: gently caress dolphins
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Jan 4, 2020 16:26
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I wouldn't assume much about the "lecture." It could have just been an offhanded comment and the poster is just an rear end in a top hat.
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Jan 4, 2020 16:42
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Ziv Zulander posted:broke: consumer choices will not stop global warming Bespoke: Get hosed by dolphins with water bottles.
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Jan 4, 2020 16:44
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Licarn posted:AITA for blocking my friend after she threw a pregnancy party for her cat, while inviting multiple pregnant people and people struggling to conceive? Well I know some people who aren't going to get an invite to Princess' quinceañera.
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Jan 4, 2020 16:47
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Mozi posted:I wouldn't assume much about the "lecture." It could have just been an offhanded comment and the poster is just an rear end in a top hat. Normally I would want to read it as written, but yeah this guy proceeded to buy more bottled water and send her pics of it after she left out of spite. Probably safe to say we don't have a reliable narrator.
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Jan 4, 2020 16:47
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Is her friend named Angela
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Jan 4, 2020 16:52
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Ok, thats in my top power ranking list for usage of spoilers to change the entire post
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Jan 4, 2020 16:55
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Barudak posted:Ok, thats in my top power ranking list for usage of spoilers to change the entire post As a spoiler abusive poster and a Proud Cat Mom (tm) it’s pretty amazing.
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Jan 4, 2020 17:00
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AITA for telling a person who is ''allergic'' to water that their saliva is like 99% H2O and then having them have a huge panic attack causing them to go to the ER? So there's this weird friend (of a friend) I have who says she's allergic to water. Like.. severely allergic. She says if she drinks a mouthful of water she goes into full blown anaphylactic shock and she says she has to drink only whole milk every day. She says even intravenous saline causes her to go into shock. Well my friend organised a dinner and she was there too. I remember her making a big deal that there's no gravy on her dinner because the gravy has ''too much water'' and if she eats it she'll go to the ER. I asked her why she was freaking out about the gravy and she reminded me about her ''H2O molecule allergy''. I then pointed out to her that the saliva she swallows all the time every day is literally 99.5% of the H2O molecules she claims to be deathly allergic to and that she was a drama queen with a fake allergy. I pointed out to her that if a sip of water sends her into shock then a single swallow of her saliva will send her into shock too. Shortly after she began to have what looked like a panic attack and long story short she had to go to the ER. According to my friend I ruined the dinner so I'm not sure if I should of said that or not. I was already a little pissed off because before I came to the dinner I watched a documentary about people who have nothing wrong with them but claim they have this and that and get money/donations for being illness fakers.
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Jan 4, 2020 17:01
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sorry about your friend's rabies
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teen witch posted:As a spoiler abusive poster and a Proud Cat Mom (tm) it’s pretty amazing.  Like I call my partner a catmom but this takes it to a new level
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Jan 4, 2020 17:04
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Johnny Truant posted:
I call my partner a good cat dad all the time, or my fave, CDILF. And he is! Anyhow everyone suffer because I had to read this: quote:
If anyone wants to lust for boomerdeath, enjoy the following comments from the OP quote:She asks how to tip $2 on the machine every time without fail. Sometimes without even looking at it quote:She treats servers like trash. She snapped her fingers at the server as well. The irony is all of her kids have been servers quote:She can afford it. She takes home +$5000 in pension a month and doesn't have any major expenses 🤷♂️
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Jan 4, 2020 17:19
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teen witch posted:I call my partner a good cat dad all the time, or my fave, CDILF. And he is! totally stealing that and calling her a CMILF tonight 
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Jan 4, 2020 17:21
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for telling a person who is ''allergic'' to water that their saliva is like 99% H2O and then having them have a huge panic attack causing them to go to the ER? I was all set to read a story about someone with aquagenic urticaria, and a jerk friend, but no....it's someone who thinks they're actually truly allergic to water.
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Jan 4, 2020 17:22
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Colonel Cancer posted:As with most postings itt, both sides are terrible people and deserve everything they get if not more. Like how are there two sides to this scenario? We know nothing about the OP beyond the fact that she was offended and that she’s pregnant. gently caress that child free piece of poo poo who is nothing beyond another data point suggesting that most vocally child free people are unredeemable subhuman garbage. Unless you’re trolling, in which case well played. For reference, see the following tale of sadness: quote:RANT TIME
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Jan 4, 2020 17:25
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AITA for having security at my mother's funeral, having certain people barred entry? My parents divorced ten years ago, my father initiated it. He was seeing someone else and wanted to see if the grass was greener on the other side. I neither am for or against his reasoning but I was against how he treated my mother after they finalized their separation. One key event that stands out is in deliberating how assets (or rather, debt) was divided, my father promised my mother that he'd still around, still be in her life, even be friends, and see if they could rekindle their marriage, but only if my mother took every penny of debt. My mother was naive to agree to it, because once the divorce was finalized, my father was on a plane in a matter of days, off to live his new life. It should be obvious that none of us were happy with my father, and I've been no contact the entire time. My mother passed three weeks ago. She is survived by my two siblings and I. I was in charge of the funeral. I knew some of my cousins on my mother's side blamed my mother for their divorce and actively stayed in touch with my father. Imagine that, my mother's family took my father's side in all of this. I also knew there would be a nonzero chance my father would show up, and if he did, it would not be to pay his respects. So I hired security for the funeral and church service. Long story short, my father and his new wife showed up. They were barred entry. One of my aunts got very upset and caused a scene and let slip her daughter, my cousin, invited him. So I had security escort my cousin out of the funeral, too. This event has caused a rift between families, or at least embiggened the one already there. A few of my aunts and a lot of my cousin think I went overboard, some even removing me from Facebook. Was I the rear end in a top hat in this situation? For what it's worth, I was not super close to those who were ejected from the funeral, nor the ones who caused a fuss. I can live a happy life having zero contact with them again, so I've lost nothing. I'm still no contact with my father (who flew out for the funeral).
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Jan 4, 2020 17:30
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teen witch posted:I call my partner a good cat dad all the time, or my fave, CDILF. And he is! What a complete poo poo of a person and I would not explain to her how to tip. 2 dollars aint worth it
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Jan 4, 2020 17:32
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teen witch posted:She can afford it. She takes home +$5000 in pension a month and doesn't have any major expenses sephiRoth IRA posted:Like how are there two sides to this scenario? We know nothing about the OP beyond the fact that she was offended and that she's pregnant. gently caress that child free piece of poo poo who is nothing beyond another data point suggesting that most vocally child free people are unredeemable subhuman garbage. Unless you're trolling, in which case well played.
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Jan 4, 2020 17:38
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I dunno, if your own family sides with your ex in a messy divorce, there is probably more there than OP either knows or is letting on. One of my uncles was an rear end in a top hat to his wife and wouldn't get help for his drinking problem and she stayed with him for years, through a couple car accidents (single vehicle collision into stationary object) and even his 1st DUI. Finally he had a screaming match with his girlfriend in their driveway at 3am, and my aunt said, "gently caress this, gently caress you for embarrassing me, I'm getting a divorce." My married in and now divorced aunt is still invited to all family gatherings, and my uncle is only invited if he can behave himself and get a ride.
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Jan 4, 2020 17:38
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MagusofStars posted:I assume the comment that prompted this was some boomer apologist making the usual bullshit excuse of "well maybe she can't afford it". Uh no, the tip is as much part of your bill as tax or the food; if you can't afford to do a reasonable tip, you can't afford to eat at that restaurant. Ahhh much more sensible, my bad Colonel Cancer
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Jan 4, 2020 17:39
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therobit posted:I dunno, if your own family sides with your ex in a messy divorce, there is probably more there than OP either knows or is letting on. Even if the mom was the rear end in a top hat in the marriage causing the father to leave, it doesn't absolve him of never even attempting to contact any of his 3 kids, and him scheming to lay her with 100% of the debt is not something a completely innocent person does.
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Jan 4, 2020 17:42
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Can we talk about how much of a baller the OP in that post is? Like, lovely dad shows up, doesn't even get inside and is barred. Cousin makes a scene instantly kicked out. Balls of steel, god drat.
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Jan 4, 2020 17:50
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lolling at someone taking all the familial debt on a promise never saw it coming, I bet
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Jan 4, 2020 17:50
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therobit posted:I dunno, if your own family sides with your ex in a messy divorce, there is probably more there than OP either knows or is letting on. I agree that there seems to be more to the story if the whole family sides with him (besides the kids) but at the same time I don't see if that was the case why he would even want to go to the funeral. He knew he would be unwelcome. There's no possible way he couldnt have known so the only reason he could have been there is to stir up poo poo.
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Jan 4, 2020 17:56
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kru posted:lolling at someone taking all the familial debt on a promise I laughed at that too. He expertly picked his mark on this one.
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Jan 4, 2020 17:58
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RenegadeStyle1 posted:I agree that there seems to be more to the story if the whole family sides with him (besides the kids) but at the same time I don't see if that was the case why he would even want to go to the funeral. He knew he would be unwelcome. There's no possible way he couldnt have known so the only reason he could have been there is to stir up poo poo. Somebody stirring up poo poo with no better reason???
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therobit posted:I dunno, if your own family sides with your ex in a messy divorce, there is probably more there than OP either knows or is letting on. They could all easily just be idiots who bought his manipulations, or just assholes who treated her mother like poo poo and/or are misogynistic and sided with the man.
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Jan 4, 2020 18:11
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Ghost Leviathan posted:They could all easily just be idiots who bought his manipulations, or just assholes who treated her mother like poo poo and/or are misogynistic and sided with the man. Maybe Dad owed them money, and they were pissed Mom didn't pay them back.
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Jan 4, 2020 18:17
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This post is a journey https://twitter.com/redditships/status/1213158308561014787?s=19
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Jan 4, 2020 18:20
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There is no way to defend the guy that dropped everything on this lady and took off as described. None.
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Jan 4, 2020 18:21
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LethalGeek posted:There is no way to defend the guy that dropped everything on this lady and took off as described. None. Oh, but don't you see? She tore that family apart by divorcing that man. Never mind that maybe she had a really good reason, if that behavior is any indication.
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Jan 4, 2020 18:23
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for having security at my mother's funeral, having certain people barred entry? Very good, very good.
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Jan 4, 2020 18:24
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mortons stork posted:Can we talk about how much of a baller the OP in that post is? Like, lovely dad shows up, doesn't even get inside and is barred. Cousin makes a scene instantly kicked out. Balls of steel, god drat.
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LethalGeek posted:There is no way to defend the guy that dropped everything on this lady and took off as described. None. "As described" being the key words. The mother could have been telling stories about everything to the child. Why would the child know who initiated the divorce except by the mother telling him? After my divorce, my ex would make up outright lies to tell my daughter about how I wasn't contributing any money, how I wanted to divorce just to date other women, etc., but that she shouldn't tell me or I'd get really angry and ground her.
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