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jarjarbinksfan621 posted:Okay, got my 2nd match. This time, within 10 miles. Problem is, woman has no written profile and 2 close up headshots. How am I supposed to break the ice with no hammer? I said, "how's it going?" Did I blow it? Spandex Bonerlord fucked around with this message at 00:20 on Jun 29, 2016 |
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DaveSplitter posted:What kind of omega-bitch first message is that? You have to try harder to assert your dominance as an alpha. Neg that bitch; women love that poo poo. Nice hair, I think I saw some just like it in the clearance rack at a wig store. How bout that?
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Jun 29, 2016 00:18
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jarjarbinksfan621 posted:Nice hair, I think I saw some just like it in the clearance rack at a wig store. How bout that? YES YES YES! Now you've got it! Go get her, tiger!
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Jun 29, 2016 00:19
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What were you doing in a wig store?
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Jun 29, 2016 00:20
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Gamer With Dignity posted:What were you doing in a wig store? If you must know, I was buying wigs for little girls with cancer.
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Jun 29, 2016 00:23
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jarjarbinksfan621 posted:If you must know, I was buying wigs for little girls with cancer. Wow, creepy.
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Jun 29, 2016 00:24
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jarjarbinksfan621 posted:If you must know, I was buying wigs for little girls with cancer. Put "I buy wigs for litter girls with cancer." In your profile. Women love guys with a heart.
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Jun 29, 2016 00:26
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Gamer With Dignity posted:Wow, creepy. I know they look a little funny. But they're just kids, it's not their fault they're sick.
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Jun 29, 2016 00:27
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DaveSplitter posted:Put "I buy wigs for litter girls with cancer." In your profile. Women love guys with a heart. probably too specific i'd go with "i buy things for little girls"
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Jun 29, 2016 00:34
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I mean, I think you should just mention that you feel like it'd be a real shame for a person to die never having sex and that without the wig, it's kind of hard to get it going. That's the kinda sacrifice that would really impress. Robot Robling fucked around with this message at 00:54 on Jun 29, 2016 |
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Jun 29, 2016 00:43
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Don't be a loving bitch you cronjob just rock up to a group of people who are similar age as you, knock out the biggest dude with an elite uppercut then put the hottest woman over your shoulder and walk off into the sunset and enjoy your life together
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