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*films "heart-warming" video of coming back from deployment and surprising kid at school.* *kid has life-long behavioral problems from living in a broken home in military housing, constantly changing schools and never getting to make friendships that last more than a year or two.* *kid gets their rear end beat by PTSD Dad for said behavioral problems on the rare occasion he's around, causing additional behavioral problems* *kid vandalizes whole town and constantly gets into fights* *kid gets sent to juvie for mysterious behavioral problems that no one can figure out the root cause of*
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May 10, 2017 19:42
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powerful sex moves posted:*films "heart-warming" video of coming back from deployment and surprising kid at school.* There should be a final step at the end... *Kid turns 18 and enlists*
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May 10, 2017 19:46
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Yeah, good point, but I never knew what happened to any of those kids after they moved away or went to juvie. Both my parents were in the Navy and we lived in Navy housing for a couple years and all those kids were so messed up, myself included. I knew there was no loving way I was going to enlist when I grew up.
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May 10, 2017 19:59
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CO shows up at your house at 2 am because his wife kicked him out and he knows that you will let him sleep there if he tells you to. Said CO fucks your wife.
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May 10, 2017 20:39
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Repo Man posted:I never noticed a downside in Tucson, but the upside was lots of topless bars with no cover, and low priced table dances. Most of the girls were pretty good looking too. The downside is being in a lovely desert.
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May 10, 2017 20:40
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I know this car. The owner (female Marine) let some Marine friends keep it while she was away for a few months (MEU or something iirc), and they slapped that sticker on it as a joke (had to get it custom made). She thought it was funny and kept it. Forceholy posted:*Be a pornstar and marry a Navy Seal* Remember Heather from ideepthroat.com? She was a Marine wife, and the giant dick guy behind the came was a Staff Sergeant at the time. The backdrop for most of their videos was their 29 Palms base housing. Dude never got it trouble because you couldn't really see anything besides his dick, so he couldn't be positively identified. new friend from school fucked around with this message at 23:41 on May 10, 2017 |
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May 10, 2017 23:38
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Chomp8645 posted:There should be a final step at the end... There was an episode of SVU where Stabler's lovely kid blackmailed him into letting him join the Army at 17 or something lol
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May 10, 2017 23:56
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new friend from school posted:Remember Heather from ideepthroat.com? She was a Marine wife, and the giant dick guy behind the came was a Staff Sergeant at the time. The backdrop for most of their videos was their 29 Palms base housing. Dude never got it trouble because you couldn't really see anything besides his dick, so he couldn't be positively identified. This is actually a fun bit of trivia. You know this person too, don't you?
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May 11, 2017 00:06
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Nah, I was beating it to their videos well before I was old enough to enlist. Later came across a couple of people who claimed to know him, though.
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May 11, 2017 01:16
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new friend from school posted:I know this car. The owner (female Marine) let some Marine friends keep it while she was away for a few months (MEU or something iirc), and they slapped that sticker on it as a joke (had to get it custom made). She thought it was funny and kept it. That chick Summer was really hot. I wonder what the story was with those other girls
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May 11, 2017 01:20
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*reminisces on a time when we were still occupied by the U.S after the war.*
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May 11, 2017 02:06
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powerful sex moves posted:*films "heart-warming" video of coming back from deployment and surprising kid at school.* Dont forget the military kids overseas also get to develop drinking problems because of other countries lower drinking age
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May 11, 2017 02:20
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new friend from school posted:I know this car. The owner (female Marine) let some Marine friends keep it while she was away for a few months (MEU or something iirc), and they slapped that sticker on it as a joke (had to get it custom made). She thought it was funny and kept it. I was stationed in 29 palms around the time. The rumor was that they were found out because one video had a picture of the husband in uniform on her desk, one car video had a local landmark, and the command matched his leg tattoos during PT and quietly got him a general discharge.
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May 11, 2017 05:05
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powerful sex moves posted:*films "heart-warming" video of coming back from deployment and surprising kid at school.* Dad?
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May 11, 2017 05:47
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*manager of on base taco bell buckling up his pants as he walks out of your parents bedroom* haha no buddy, don't you have football practice today?
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May 11, 2017 15:02
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new friend from school posted:Remember Heather from ideepthroat.com? She was a Marine wife, and the giant dick guy behind the came was a Staff Sergeant at the time. The backdrop for most of their videos was their 29 Palms base housing. Dude never got it trouble because you couldn't really see anything besides his dick, so he couldn't be positively identified. seems like ordering him to show them his dick iot compare the two would be a thing they'd do though
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May 11, 2017 21:28
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No jobs at all unless you work in making weapons or you work for the government.
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May 11, 2017 21:39
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*half the country employed making weapons while the other half is in the military* *wonders why violent crime is so high*
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May 11, 2017 21:42
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numberoneposter posted:*half the country employed making weapons while the other half is in the military* hey if you wanna build the sweetest poo poo and keep it for yourself you gotta mass produce last years model and sell it to some shithole so they can have a military. that way every facet of modern society can be influenced by the arms race!
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May 11, 2017 21:51
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*comes back after a 12-month deployment to a pregnant wife*
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May 11, 2017 21:53
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Waffle! posted:*comes back after a 12-month deployment to a pregnant wife* Also actually happened to someone I knew. *7 month deployment* *comes home to wife that's 4 months pregnant* Or, *7 month deployment* *calls wife every day, profess love for each other* *returns home, she's not at ceremony* *driveway empty* *furniture gone, used condoms & meth paraphernalia strewn about house* *divorce papers on kitchen counter* *joint bank accounts empty* *credit cards maxed out*
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May 11, 2017 23:34
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red19fire posted:Also actually happened to someone I knew. Sounds like hunting season to me
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May 11, 2017 23:38
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red19fire posted:Divorce papers on kitchen counter* This fits my marine brother's first wife after Iraq war round 1. He had some issues with women after that.
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May 12, 2017 01:05
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you americans need to chill the gently caress out lol like at least finish one war before starting a totally different one lol you guys are like me with netflix serieses
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May 12, 2017 01:09
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Pfft. We're hardly at a point of stretching our troops thin. At the heights of Iraq/Afghanistan conbined we had 200,000 troops hanging out with their wangs out on sunny, year long government funded tourist destination vacations. Before Trump stopped the disclosure of troop numbers some 40~ days ago, we were at around 13,000 between Afghanistan and Iraq/Syria. We've got plenty of manpower left for Korea 2 or random russian proxy wars.
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May 12, 2017 02:57
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powerful sex moves posted:*kid has life-long behavioral problems from living in a broken home in military housing, constantly changing schools and never getting to make friendships that last more than a year or two.* Good job dude! This effectively described my developing years.
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Bodhidharma posted:Good job dude! This effectively described my developing years. 
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