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On my drive home from work I get stuck in traffic behind three different Mustang GTs. My daughter reached the age where I had to have "the talk" with my daughter and warn her about advances from military men. She's 6.
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Only source of economic activity and entire reason for entire town's existence is "drunk 18-24 year olds"
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May 3, 2017 22:41
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as much as i think marines are pretty much universally obnoxious shitheads, Oceanside would probably be considerably more of a cesspool than it already is (relative to the rest of north San Diego county) if it wasn't for Camp Pendleton 
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May 3, 2017 22:51
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*sees a person randomly wearing a camelback while walking down the street*
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May 3, 2017 22:54
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HYDRATE OR DIE THEY SAID
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May 3, 2017 22:57
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mothers lock up your daughters like literally don't let them out of your sight
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May 3, 2017 22:56
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Try not to make eye contact with any abnormally short young males since those are the ones just looking for an excuse to start poo poo.
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May 3, 2017 23:10
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*has sex with various women while their husbands are deployed*
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May 3, 2017 23:10
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Blue Train posted:*has sex with various women while their husbands are deployed* being a jody owns, banged some military girlfriend who worked at the local sprouts deli counter while her dude was somewhere in asia lol just don't become a dependapotamus poacher, that poo poo aint no holy grail
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May 3, 2017 23:15
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*sonic booms are good for the resale value of your house* *3 am drills with f22s are GOOD as well* *They only drive on that road fast because there must be something important to get to*
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May 3, 2017 23:16
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Entire base on lock down due to a guy shooting his cheating wife when his deployment was cut short.
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May 3, 2017 23:18
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*bunch of dudes in fatigues show up at the local Chipotle*
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May 3, 2017 23:25
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*every bar is filled with overweight women* *barber shop on every corner* *multiple used-car dealerships with lifted trucks and used luxury vehicles* aka Prude posted:Oceanside
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May 3, 2017 23:29
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Whoah, these 3 guys in line in front of me are dressed like 80s frat bros but they're even dumber.
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May 3, 2017 23:30
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im a old lady who bakes pies for the soldiers because without my glasses i swear the bumper sticker on his F150 said "semper pies"
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May 3, 2017 23:39
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A few years ago when I lived in one such place a drunk rear end marine in the next apartment was ranting on the phone with his window wide open so everyone could hear. Apparently grandma was going to jail and this dude was PISSED. He was ranting about how great granny was, about how bullshit the whole thing was, and about a how a revolution was coming in this country (?). Eventually he worked himself up into yelling that he was gonna drive over to whatever state and shoot the prosecutor in granny's case. Granny's crime? Embezzling over $100,000 from a medical scholarship fund. A crime which she confessed to and was pleading guilty to.
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May 3, 2017 23:41
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*Hot fit chicks with short hair in line at the grocery store* *Traffic gets bad at 4:15* *Too many Mustangs and Camaros* *Schubbiest guy at the apartment pool despite years of climbing and backpacking* *Bars are lovely despite being so many of them* *Can hear revelry and taps from my bed every day at 6:00 and 10:00* *Fatties with too many kids in the park*
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May 3, 2017 23:42
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All of this plus the house rattling from artillery tests fired into the river and/or jets overhead.
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May 3, 2017 23:43
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*is a prostitute*
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May 3, 2017 23:45
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*Listens to NPR *doesn't get it *Moves out in 4 years
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May 3, 2017 23:46
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go bragg about it, why don't you
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May 3, 2017 23:47
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*see the same haircut everywhere* *base on lockdown because guy with PTSD blows brains out in traffic*
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May 3, 2017 23:49
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*City traffic statistics include an absurd amount of fatal motorcycle accidents*
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May 3, 2017 23:51
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*gets frustrated with all the guys trying to slobber over my huge pecker now that DADT is gone*
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May 3, 2017 23:52
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roymorrison posted:*sees a person randomly wearing a camelback while walking down the street*
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May 3, 2017 23:56
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TenementFunster posted:*hits them in the back of the head with a brick* ty for your service
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May 3, 2017 23:56
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Robo Reagan posted:ty for your service
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May 4, 2017 00:00
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/is a 17 year old girl /is pregnant
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May 3, 2017 23:59
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constantly hears shuffling and growling under the bolted-down storm drains.
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May 4, 2017 00:08
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Blue Train posted:*has sex with various women while their husbands are deployed* Sorry about your sti
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May 4, 2017 00:06
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Rape.... Rape from sea to shining sea
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May 4, 2017 00:11
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*goes to the nicest restaurant in town *its golden corral
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May 4, 2017 00:11
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love to have multiple b-52s fly low over my dumb house everyday.
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*enrages some old crusty officer by dressing like eminem and hanging out in front of a gas station *inform him hes not the boss of me and never will be
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May 4, 2017 00:14
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they called villes mate get with it
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May 4, 2017 00:16
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*something about crusty old sea men*
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May 4, 2017 00:15
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*has successful youtube career documenting UFOs*
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May 4, 2017 00:17
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Chomp8645 posted:*City traffic statistics include an absurd amount of fatal motorcycle accidents* Every crotch rocket I see has dudes on hardcore black and red leathers but over it is a reflective vest
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May 4, 2017 00:19
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*Posts on SomethingAwful forums, gets told "I hosed your mom last night OP", replies "yeah you and four other guys, were you the Marine?"*
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Grem posted:Every crotch rocket I see has dudes on hardcore black and red leathers but over it is a reflective vest Yea this is funny af
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