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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


I'm wondering what kind of book they tested it with that it didn't penetrate.

Cos .. like... 1500 FT/ilbs is quite a lot

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The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Novo posted:

i wonder if people this dumb feel stupid as they lie there dying or if they're just like "curse this unforeseeable state of affairs"

Lolol

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:

I'm wondering what kind of book they tested it with that it didn't penetrate.

Cos .. like... 1500 FT/ilbs is quite a lot

LMFAO, yeah, test.

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Oscar Wild posted:

LMFAO, yeah, test.

They'd need a thick loving book at 1foot distance :/

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:

I'm wondering what kind of book they tested it with that it didn't penetrate.

Cos .. like... 1500 FT/ilbs is quite a lot

Larry the Cable Guys 1000 BBQ recipes

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

unpacked robinhood posted:

According to my calculations a desert eagle bullet can stop a moped going pretty slow.

Well yeah, just hit the driver

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

is this the new trumpie avatar? did I miss something :confused:

Duckaerobics
Jul 22, 2007


Lipstick Apathy

local news posted:

gold Desert Eagle .50 caliber pistol

If these kids had grown up on Goldeneye they would have know golden guns are one shot kill.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
You know, why the gently caress didnt they get a smith and wesson 500 magnum?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-FG9ZKerGM

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all

scrubs season six posted:

Imagine countries so limp dicked that you can't walk into a sporting goods store and walk out an hour later with a semi automatic 300 win mag capable of punching a hole in an engine block at 1000 yards.

I don't like guns at all in real life and this scenario legit makes me sad. Guns are loving awesome.

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all

Blazing Ownager posted:

Are you volunteering for a sequel video??

No, but if a firefight broke out at a pool, I'd be diving in.

https://youtu.be/lSgkMF3hOG0

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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here i did some research :science:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFKotz4ur50

you need THREE phone books :doh:

numberoneposter fucked around with this message at 05:36 on Jun 30, 2017

Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010
I posted that on page one breh :mad:

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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Psycho Society posted:

I posted that on page one breh :mad:
I WAS AT WORK AND THEY BLOCK YOU TUBE <:mad:>

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?
So do you think they propped the book up on something between them or did he just hold it up to his chest and say "ok, shoot"?

I wonder if she even hit the book, but from that far away I can't imagine it's hard to miss, but I've never fired a massive hand cannon at my SO... will report back.

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
I wonder if you have time to think "oh shiii" when hit right in the chest with this kind of bullet.

Is it fair to throw her in jail ? She's probably stupid as hell and weak minded and they have video proof of her boyfriend asking to be shot, please.

unpacked robinhood fucked around with this message at 06:46 on Jun 30, 2017

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

unpacked robinhood posted:

I wonder if you have time to think "oh shiii" when hit right in the chest with this kind of bullet.

Yes, even if it completely destroyed your heart you would have a few seconds before you lost consciousness due to lack of blood flow

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

Yes, even if it completely destroyed your heart you would have a few seconds before you lost consciousness due to lack of blood flow

I wouldnt have been surprised if the sheer amount of energy knocked you out directly.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

Yes, even if it completely destroyed your heart you would have a few seconds before you lost consciousness due to lack of blood flow
that depends. shockwaves propagated by bullet trauma, even to the chest, at close range can rupture brain tissue in multiple places, causing you to lose consciousness.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

a hole-y ghost posted:

that depends. shockwaves propagated by bullet trauma, even to the chest, at close range can rupture brain tissue in multiple places, causing you to lose consciousness.

That's a massive :can: disagreement between experts on that.

Also, I assume the peojectile has already lost energy because of penetrating the book

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
We have to shoot a few more teen dads to find out

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Feb 11, 2007

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can't lose consciousness when you were already brain dead since birth :smug:

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

unpacked robinhood posted:

We have to shoot a few more teen dads to find out
I think we'll have to shoot at least 400 more teen dads to get a good enough sample size to settle this matter.

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


I think it's a good argument to reduce gun control.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:

I think it's a good argument to reduce gun control.
that reminds me, the 400 teen dads would need to be compared with a control group of teen dads to determine the baseline level of brain damage.

Class Warcraft
Apr 27, 2006


You know that if their "prank" had been successful they would have just progressed to even stupider ideas.

"Ok, as we saw in our last video, an encyclopedia can stop a desert eagle bullet, but what about four pool noodles taped together??? Subscribe and find out!"

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer

EorayMel posted:

You know, why the gently caress didnt they get a smith and wesson 500 magnum?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-FG9ZKerGM

This is badass

Boz0r
Sep 7, 2006
The Rocketship in action.

numberoneposter posted:

here i did some research :science:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFKotz4ur50

you need THREE phone books :doh:

But how many tapes of Barbara Walters interviews do you need?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILzOyzlzU1A&t=480s

brakeless
Apr 11, 2011

Straight White Shark posted:

When I told my wife about this story she looked up another news article that had different details. Apparently they did shoot several encyclopedias as a dry run and the boyfriend convinced her to go ahead because one of the books wasn't fully penetrated.

big brain: do it babe, pull the trigger it's cool I saw this on mythbusters

even bigger brain: our testing has proven conclusively that books sometimes stop bullets so shoot me already you pussy

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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unpacked robinhood posted:

Is it fair to throw them in jail ? The Deutsch are probably stupid as hell and weak minded and they have document proof of DER FUHRER asking them to commit genocide, please.

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

I don't get it, Hitler didn't ask the germans to kill him

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


I want that S+W 50cal, simply to terminate watermelons with extreme prejudice.

Warbadger
Jun 17, 2006

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:

I want that S+W 50cal, simply to terminate watermelons with extreme prejudice.

It's a garbage gun for garbage people. Basically the pitbull of guns.

Paul Zuvella
Dec 7, 2011

unpacked robinhood posted:

I wonder if you have time to think "oh shiii" when hit right in the chest with this kind of bullet.

Is it fair to throw her in jail ? She's probably stupid as hell and weak minded and they have video proof of her boyfriend asking to be shot, please.

I'm pretty sure it is still illegal to murder someone even if they ask you "pretty please murder me"

She's charged with Manslaughter 2 and that makes sense. Her gross negligence and lack of judgement lead to the death of a person

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
1 hit kill with hand cannon to chest.

God damnit Iron Banner is loving stupid.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

unpacked robinhood posted:

We have to shoot a few more teen dads to find out

The_end
May 17, 2014
In other words she is to blame for shooting her boyfriend through the heart. Giving love a bad name.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

LA BEAST HERE, GONNA SEE HOW MANY ENCYCLOPEDIA VOLUMES I CAN READ BEFORE I FALL ASLEEP

Bob NewSCART
Feb 1, 2012

Outstanding afternoon. "I've often said there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse."

Chomp8645 posted:

1 hit kill with hand cannon to chest.

God damnit Iron Banner is loving stupid.

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Oct 11, 2012

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