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Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Richter Scabies posted:

Did he catch a rerun of Cow and Chicken and see the devil's ripe bottom and get a chub and then think very literally that butts are the devil?

hosed up if true

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1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
Roosh V has apparently never put his benis in a bagina before.

Verisimilidude
Dec 20, 2006

Strike quick and hurry at him,
not caring to hit or miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges



Being alive is pretty gay and incestuous when you consider you came out of your dad’s penis and your mom’s vagina

YagotmeIdidit
Jan 10, 2018

Savage For The Winjun posted:

Dude just wanted the same thing we all do; a cute girl to watch anime with

I blame Elliot Rodger, it was after him that all these weird rear end shooters started popping up. Like that supermarket shooter who wanted to die and become a 10ft ghost girl with tits and no butthole.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

1st AD posted:

Roosh V has apparently never put his benis in a bagina before.

Oh he has. And it revolted him every single time so much he built a kind of career of it.

Dude is so closeted he needs to change his name to Narnia.

EPIC fat guy vids
Feb 3, 2011

squeak... squeak... SQUEAK!
Lipstick Apathy

Picnic Princess posted:

Oh he has. And it revolted him every single time so much he built a kind of career of it.

Dude is so closeted he needs to change his name to Narnia.

Nice.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Picnic Princess posted:

Oh he has. And it revolted him every single time so much he built a kind of career of it.

Dude is so closeted he needs to change his name to Narnia.

That👏is👏a👏wardrobe👏

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Wardrobes are just closets that can move around.

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


Picnic Princess posted:

Wardrobes are just closets that can move around.

Women are just men without wieners trying to trick you into being gay

EPIC fat guy vids
Feb 3, 2011

squeak... squeak... SQUEAK!
Lipstick Apathy

Linux Pirate posted:

Women are just men without wieners trying to trick you into being gay

I was told women don't fart and that would make their butts different.

Roberto_Silencio
Mar 9, 2004

lets start advertising and make us some real money
being a dude means you're gay because you're constantly touching balls

onedayholiday
Dec 6, 2013

Grimey Drawer
cummd on gf butt woried im gay

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Loll

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
What is the backstory to that video

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
Between the lens flares, inattentive bystanders, and his casual jog down the street afterwards it basically looks like me playing GTA

Torquemada
Oct 21, 2010

Drei Gläser

YagotmeIdidit posted:

Like that supermarket shooter who wanted to die and become a 10ft ghost girl with tits and no butthole.

please tell me there’s an 800 page manifesto somewhere

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Torquemada posted:

please tell me there’s an 800 page manifesto somewhere

Not to my knowledge, but there is a lot of his lovely fanart.

AbsurdHeroine
Feb 27, 2007

One must imagine Sisyphus happy.

YagotmeIdidit posted:

I blame Elliot Rodger, it was after him that all these weird rear end shooters started popping up. Like that supermarket shooter who wanted to die and become a 10ft ghost girl with tits and no butthole.

Bogus Adventure posted:

[T]here is a lot of his lovely fanart.

I'm sorry, come again??

CowboyAndy
Aug 7, 2012

AbsurdHeroine posted:

I'm sorry, come again??

I think (?) that was the shooter who was obsessed with Danny Phantom?

EA Sports
Feb 10, 2007

by Azathoth

CowboyAndy posted:

I think (?) that was the shooter who was obsessed with Danny Phantom?

his youtube is still up lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBMOc24_aIw

sandwiches_and_ham
Aug 2, 2018

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
my gameplan is this. i'm going to tell all of the women in the world that they can take their butts and shove them up their butts. that way i will be the most ungay person on the planet

Twelve Batmans
Dec 24, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Torquemada posted:

please tell me there’s an 800 page manifesto somewhere

There's hours and hours of videos, writings, lovely cartoons, and even a full length animated feature film of his in lady ghost form shooting up a school.

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017
I'm just gay for myself. Narcissism is kewl.

YagotmeIdidit
Jan 10, 2018

AbsurdHeroine posted:

I'm sorry, come again??

Why are you so surprised? You've got a 2007 regdate, nothing should surprise you anymore. I keep telling you people, we're in the dumbest dark and possibly dank timeline.

YagotmeIdidit fucked around with this message at 14:39 on Feb 1, 2019

AbsurdHeroine
Feb 27, 2007

One must imagine Sisyphus happy.

YagotmeIdidit posted:

Why are you so surprised? You've got a 2007 regdate, nothing should surprise you anymore.

Touché. Tho it did all became clear once someone linked it to a cartoon.

Valko
Sep 18, 2015
I watched a documentary years ago that was about how human beings were the most sexual of all the primates. Some scientist stated that human female breasts look the way they do because they are supposed to be an imitation of a human female butt. Never has one of these PUA's been so wrong about women and that is really saying something.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Valko posted:

I watched a documentary years ago that was about how human beings were the most sexual of all the primates. Some scientist stated that human female breasts look the way they do because they are supposed to be an imitation of a human female butt. Never has one of these PUA's been so wrong about women and that is really saying something.

Moreso than bonobos???

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

Bogus Adventure posted:

Moreso than bonobos???

Actually yes. The documentary was more about the size of our sexual organs and such compared to other primates. Don't ask me what it was called, it was so long ago since I saw it. I tried google but I'm pretty sure I watched it in the mid nineties as a porn starved teenager.

True though - google just gave me articles about bonobos.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Valko posted:

Actually yes. The documentary was more about the size of our sexual organs and such compared to other primates. Don't ask me what it was called, it was so long ago since I saw it. I tried google but I'm pretty sure I watched it in the mid nineties as a porn starved teenager.

True though - google just gave me articles about bonobos.

Ah, if it's about size then that makes sense.

Savage For The Winjun
Jun 27, 2008


Afaik humans got the biggest ding dongs proportioned to our body size

Woden
May 6, 2006

Savage For The Winjun posted:

Afaik humans got the biggest ding dongs proportioned to our body size

Thought it'd be ducks.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Savage For The Winjun posted:

Afaik humans got the biggest ding dongs proportioned to our body size

No we actually got real small ding dongs

Valko
Sep 18, 2015
Barnacles have proportionally the biggest dongs.

Wait a minute...

*checks thread title*

Now how the hell did we all end up here?

YagotmeIdidit
Jan 10, 2018

Valko posted:

Actually yes. The documentary was more about the size of our sexual organs and such compared to other primates. Don't ask me what it was called, it was so long ago since I saw it. I tried google but I'm pretty sure I watched it in the mid nineties as a porn starved teenager.

True though - google just gave me articles about bonobos.

...you were looking at monkey genitals because you didn't have porn?

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

YagotmeIdidit posted:

...you were looking at monkey genitals because you didn't have porn?

I should have been more clear. There were only humans in that documentary and it was all about the science of sex. What happens to humans when they orgasm and why. Why nipples get erect, why muscles get hard and other things that are not quite obvious. It ended with maybe the hottest sex scene I had ever seen on terrestrial TV. It even had a creampie! (I should note that it was an internal camera, no penetration shown.) I'm sure the actors and models that performed were sex workers of some kind.

I had never seen anything like it before or since. It was the video I wished they had used when I was 13 and learning sex ed but my school was catholic.

Dean of Swing
Feb 22, 2012
If you think about it an erect nipple is like a micropenis.

Klyith
Aug 3, 2007

GBS Pledge Week
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=In9ik-P1_a8

Twelve Batmans
Dec 24, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Dean of Swing posted:

If you think about it an erect nipple is like a micropenis.

Oh great now boobs are gay too? Fuuuuck.

Raged
Jul 21, 2003

A revolution of beats
Man claims ladies have offered to let him put it in their pooper and he said no.

That man is a liar. No guy turns that down if offered.

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RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010

Raged posted:

Man claims ladies have offered to let him put it in their pooper and he said no.

That man is a liar. No guy turns that down if offered.

Sounds kinda gay.

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