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Richter Scabies posted:Did he catch a rerun of Cow and Chicken and see the devil's ripe bottom and get a chub and then think very literally that butts are the devil? hosed up if true
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# ? Jan 31, 2019 22:50 |
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# ? May 26, 2024 11:22 |
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Roosh V has apparently never put his benis in a bagina before.
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# ? Feb 1, 2019 00:43 |
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Being alive is pretty gay and incestuous when you consider you came out of your dad’s penis and your mom’s vagina
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# ? Feb 1, 2019 01:35 |
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Savage For The Winjun posted:Dude just wanted the same thing we all do; a cute girl to watch anime with I blame Elliot Rodger, it was after him that all these weird rear end shooters started popping up. Like that supermarket shooter who wanted to die and become a 10ft ghost girl with tits and no butthole.
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# ? Feb 1, 2019 02:53 |
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1st AD posted:Roosh V has apparently never put his benis in a bagina before. Oh he has. And it revolted him every single time so much he built a kind of career of it. Dude is so closeted he needs to change his name to Narnia.
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# ? Feb 1, 2019 03:20 |
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Picnic Princess posted:Oh he has. And it revolted him every single time so much he built a kind of career of it. Nice.
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# ? Feb 1, 2019 03:22 |
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Picnic Princess posted:Oh he has. And it revolted him every single time so much he built a kind of career of it. That👏is👏a👏wardrobe👏
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# ? Feb 1, 2019 03:23 |
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Wardrobes are just closets that can move around.
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# ? Feb 1, 2019 03:30 |
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Picnic Princess posted:Wardrobes are just closets that can move around. Women are just men without wieners trying to trick you into being gay
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# ? Feb 1, 2019 03:47 |
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Linux Pirate posted:Women are just men without wieners trying to trick you into being gay I was told women don't fart and that would make their butts different.
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# ? Feb 1, 2019 03:56 |
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being a dude means you're gay because you're constantly touching balls
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# ? Feb 1, 2019 04:59 |
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cummd on gf butt woried im gay
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# ? Feb 1, 2019 05:24 |
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Loll
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# ? Feb 1, 2019 06:08 |
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What is the backstory to that video
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# ? Feb 1, 2019 06:08 |
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Between the lens flares, inattentive bystanders, and his casual jog down the street afterwards it basically looks like me playing GTA
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# ? Feb 1, 2019 06:11 |
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YagotmeIdidit posted:Like that supermarket shooter who wanted to die and become a 10ft ghost girl with tits and no butthole. please tell me there’s an 800 page manifesto somewhere
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# ? Feb 1, 2019 08:44 |
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Torquemada posted:please tell me there’s an 800 page manifesto somewhere Not to my knowledge, but there is a lot of his lovely fanart.
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# ? Feb 1, 2019 08:49 |
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YagotmeIdidit posted:I blame Elliot Rodger, it was after him that all these weird rear end shooters started popping up. Like that supermarket shooter who wanted to die and become a 10ft ghost girl with tits and no butthole. Bogus Adventure posted:[T]here is a lot of his lovely fanart. I'm sorry, come again??
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# ? Feb 1, 2019 10:54 |
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AbsurdHeroine posted:I'm sorry, come again?? I think (?) that was the shooter who was obsessed with Danny Phantom?
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# ? Feb 1, 2019 12:30 |
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CowboyAndy posted:I think (?) that was the shooter who was obsessed with Danny Phantom? his youtube is still up lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBMOc24_aIw
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# ? Feb 1, 2019 12:44 |
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my gameplan is this. i'm going to tell all of the women in the world that they can take their butts and shove them up their butts. that way i will be the most ungay person on the planet
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# ? Feb 1, 2019 13:10 |
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Torquemada posted:please tell me there’s an 800 page manifesto somewhere There's hours and hours of videos, writings, lovely cartoons, and even a full length animated feature film of his in lady ghost form shooting up a school.
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# ? Feb 1, 2019 13:49 |
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I'm just gay for myself. Narcissism is kewl.
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# ? Feb 1, 2019 13:59 |
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AbsurdHeroine posted:I'm sorry, come again?? Why are you so surprised? You've got a 2007 regdate, nothing should surprise you anymore. I keep telling you people, we're in the dumbest dark and possibly dank timeline. YagotmeIdidit fucked around with this message at 14:39 on Feb 1, 2019 |
# ? Feb 1, 2019 14:18 |
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YagotmeIdidit posted:Why are you so surprised? You've got a 2007 regdate, nothing should surprise you anymore. Touché. Tho it did all became clear once someone linked it to a cartoon.
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# ? Feb 1, 2019 21:32 |
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I watched a documentary years ago that was about how human beings were the most sexual of all the primates. Some scientist stated that human female breasts look the way they do because they are supposed to be an imitation of a human female butt. Never has one of these PUA's been so wrong about women and that is really saying something.
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# ? Feb 2, 2019 01:03 |
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Valko posted:I watched a documentary years ago that was about how human beings were the most sexual of all the primates. Some scientist stated that human female breasts look the way they do because they are supposed to be an imitation of a human female butt. Never has one of these PUA's been so wrong about women and that is really saying something. Moreso than bonobos???
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# ? Feb 2, 2019 01:38 |
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Bogus Adventure posted:Moreso than bonobos??? Actually yes. The documentary was more about the size of our sexual organs and such compared to other primates. Don't ask me what it was called, it was so long ago since I saw it. I tried google but I'm pretty sure I watched it in the mid nineties as a porn starved teenager. True though - google just gave me articles about bonobos.
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# ? Feb 2, 2019 01:44 |
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Valko posted:Actually yes. The documentary was more about the size of our sexual organs and such compared to other primates. Don't ask me what it was called, it was so long ago since I saw it. I tried google but I'm pretty sure I watched it in the mid nineties as a porn starved teenager. Ah, if it's about size then that makes sense.
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# ? Feb 2, 2019 02:03 |
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Afaik humans got the biggest ding dongs proportioned to our body size
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# ? Feb 2, 2019 02:13 |
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Savage For The Winjun posted:Afaik humans got the biggest ding dongs proportioned to our body size Thought it'd be ducks.
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# ? Feb 2, 2019 02:53 |
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Savage For The Winjun posted:Afaik humans got the biggest ding dongs proportioned to our body size No we actually got real small ding dongs
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# ? Feb 2, 2019 03:20 |
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Barnacles have proportionally the biggest dongs. Wait a minute... *checks thread title* Now how the hell did we all end up here?
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# ? Feb 2, 2019 03:23 |
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Valko posted:Actually yes. The documentary was more about the size of our sexual organs and such compared to other primates. Don't ask me what it was called, it was so long ago since I saw it. I tried google but I'm pretty sure I watched it in the mid nineties as a porn starved teenager. ...you were looking at monkey genitals because you didn't have porn?
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# ? Feb 2, 2019 03:49 |
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YagotmeIdidit posted:...you were looking at monkey genitals because you didn't have porn? I should have been more clear. There were only humans in that documentary and it was all about the science of sex. What happens to humans when they orgasm and why. Why nipples get erect, why muscles get hard and other things that are not quite obvious. It ended with maybe the hottest sex scene I had ever seen on terrestrial TV. It even had a creampie! (I should note that it was an internal camera, no penetration shown.) I'm sure the actors and models that performed were sex workers of some kind. I had never seen anything like it before or since. It was the video I wished they had used when I was 13 and learning sex ed but my school was catholic.
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# ? Feb 2, 2019 04:02 |
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If you think about it an erect nipple is like a micropenis.
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# ? Feb 2, 2019 04:10 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=In9ik-P1_a8
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# ? Feb 2, 2019 10:29 |
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Dean of Swing posted:If you think about it an erect nipple is like a micropenis. Oh great now boobs are gay too? Fuuuuck.
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# ? Feb 2, 2019 13:29 |
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Man claims ladies have offered to let him put it in their pooper and he said no. That man is a liar. No guy turns that down if offered.
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# ? Feb 2, 2019 15:19 |
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# ? May 26, 2024 11:22 |
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Raged posted:Man claims ladies have offered to let him put it in their pooper and he said no. Sounds kinda gay.
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# ? Feb 2, 2019 15:35 |