practical body mods

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ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

Zil posted:

That poor mans liver.

I think that man probably has a die-er at this point. :stare:

I think everyone should have a small butt on their head that ejects stupid thoughts as a squeaky little fart. You should also be able to pull the cheeks over your ears to block out stupid thoughts from others that just turns their voice into fart noises. :hmmyes:

# ? Apr 27, 2022 03:16

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# ? Jun 3, 2024 07:25

Alucard: Mar 11, 2002; Pillbug

Some type of organ that monitors blood glucose levels and injects insulin into your bloodstream.

# ? Apr 27, 2022 03:21

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr: Dec 22, 2018; I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

# ? Apr 27, 2022 04:06

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Pac and Cheese posted:

2. permanent i.v. even if you're not someone who shoots up this is very useful. imagine getting a tylenol injection cartridge and plugging it into your wrist and your headache is gone within 15 seconds

i have this. it's called a medical port and it sucks and is annoying having a chunk of titanium the size of $2 in quarters sticking out of your collarbone

also if it gets infected it'll quickly kill you because it goes straight to your heart lol

# ? Apr 27, 2022 04:15

Pac and Cheese: Oct 29, 2010; gotta walk fast

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

i have this. it's called a medical port and it sucks and is annoying having a chunk of titanium the size of $2 in quarters sticking out of your collarbone

also if it gets infected it'll quickly kill you because it goes straight to your heart lol

get out of my thread you aug. fuckin robot

really tho that does sound annoying and i hope you don't die of rapid onset sepsis

i was thinking of something way less invasive kind of like a tiny headphone jack port that's always completely sterile. somehow. i'm not a biomech engineer. i hope that technology exists for you in the near future

# ? Apr 27, 2022 04:24

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

the main problem is where the skin stops and the metal starts, they haven't cracked dealing with that yet really

they get around it by either putting the whole thing under your skin, meaning stuff like needles still needs to stick you they just don't need to find a vein, or if it's like those wearable insulin robots you just move where the needle-sensor assembly sticks into your skin every morning so the prior spot can heal

# ? Apr 27, 2022 04:30

Pac and Cheese: Oct 29, 2010; gotta walk fast

we really should just scrap the entire circulatory system and start from scratch

# ? Apr 27, 2022 04:54

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

the main problem is where the skin stops and the metal starts, they haven't cracked dealing with that yet really

they get around it by either putting the whole thing under your skin, meaning stuff like needles still needs to stick you they just don't need to find a vein, or if it's like those wearable insulin robots you just move where the needle-sensor assembly sticks into your skin every morning so the prior spot can heal

metal skin mod duh

# ? Apr 27, 2022 05:47

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

I wish my rear end hole was modified to be somewhere that didnt get covered by my pants :sigh:

# ? Apr 27, 2022 07:32

Pac and Cheese: Oct 29, 2010; gotta walk fast

Nooner posted:

I wish my rear end hole was modified to be somewhere that didnt get covered by my pants

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtxWR_KbwD0&t=16s

# ? Apr 27, 2022 07:33

Pac and Cheese: Oct 29, 2010; gotta walk fast

Nooner posted:

I wish my rear end hole was modified to be somewhere that didnt get covered by my pants

honestly i thought you would have wanted balls of steel ballsballsballsballsballsballsballs

# ? Apr 27, 2022 07:59

AquariusDue: Feb 11, 2022

I wonder if in the future they'll have body mods figured out what will be the final frontier, that last body part or organ that humanity can't upgrade, something that will forever be 20 years out of reach for body mod enthusiasts 2000 years from now.

In the mean time I'd trade a leg for a better alternative to teeth, just pull them all out (jawbone too if needed) and give me something perfect, immune to decay with a black carbon fiber finish.

# ? Apr 27, 2022 08:24

doctorfrog: Mar 14, 2007; Great.

An arm that folds into my back so that when a criminal is behind me in an alley I don't even have to turn around, it's just crack! And I knock him out.

# ? Apr 27, 2022 08:40

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Bionic teeth would be pretty cool. If you need to eat just open your disgusting maw and have them all run out and reduce whatever is your plate into nutritious slurry you can slurp up

# ? Apr 27, 2022 13:50

Tiberius Christ: Mar 4, 2009

using my erect dick as a pogo stick just like scrooge mcduck

# ? Apr 27, 2022 13:54

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:

put my ears where my balls are and my balls where my ears are.

Wear a condom or you might get hearing AIDS :dadjoke:

# ? Apr 27, 2022 13:56

Lucky Guy: Jan 24, 2013; TY for no bm

Pac and Cheese posted:

honestly i thought you would have wanted balls of steel ballsballsballsballsballsballsballs

balls made of balls

# ? Apr 27, 2022 15:03

Zil: Jun 4, 2011; Satanically Summoned Citrus

Colonel Cancer posted:

Bionic teeth would be pretty cool. If you need to eat just open your disgusting maw and have them all run out and reduce whatever is your plate into nutritious slurry you can slurp up