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Nice and hot piss
Feb 1, 2004

Mike-o posted:

Re-reading the IDR callout thread lmbo. But then I look at all the posters that stopped posting or got banned, and then to even older threads and drat GiP used to have a lot more dudes back when were all still in. Well, 2013 I had already been out 2 years but everything didn't suck as much because my loving sadbrains hadn't hosed me up as much and man now I'm getting all depressed because of an internet forum gently caress, and then realizing how loving long ago 2013 really is and was. It's been 10 god drat years since I was Iraq. TEN loving YEARS. Fuuuuuuuuuuuck.

I'm turning loving 31 tomorrow and shits just dawning on me how loving fast time flies by and how short life is, gently caress just kill me now.

Same god drat thoughts when I turned 30 last September.

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LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Young fucks.

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
I was reading the IDR thread too lol, thanks rough lobster for linking that in GBS

I had never read it and :catstare:

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Best quote from it is "I just realised grover has more military experience than this guy"

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones
^ LOL

Happy birthday Mike-O

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
gently caress you all I don't want a stupid birthday t:mad:t lol


Maybe instead of acting like I'm "old" I should get off my rear end and live my loving life :sigh:

At least I didn't pretend I was a Marine on the internet while banging trannies.

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Duzzy Funlop posted:

One dude is obsessed with "Schweinehaxen", which is a German deliciousness involving pig ankle, so I've been trying to surprise them with it, but meat selection up in Flagstaff is absolute garbage.


Weird. Any butcher shop should be able to get you all the ham hocks you want.
I think the even the grocery store in our town of 1300 has them. (They have their own butcher)

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Mike-o posted:

gently caress you all I don't want a stupid birthday t:mad:t lol


Maybe instead of acting like I'm "old" I should get off my rear end and live my loving life :sigh:

At least I didn't pretend I was a Marine on the internet while banging trannies.

I turn 40 in two months and I'm a lovely reservist still in.

But yeah im not banging trannies at least.

I think.

Nice and hot piss
Feb 1, 2004

your 30's is like the best time to be alive I would think...

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

joat mon posted:

Weird. Any butcher shop should be able to get you all the ham hocks you want.
I think the even the grocery store in our town of 1300 has them. (They have their own butcher)

aaaahahahahahhahahahha I loving mistranslated the word and asked for the wrong thing

Christ, I think the dude even asked whether I was looking for ham hocks

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





MurderBot posted:

your 30's is like the best time to be alive I would think...

young enough to still be up for doing cool poo poo
old enough to make good money to do cool poo poo with
experienced enough to not do completely retarded poo poo since you've already done it all



checks out

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Mike-o posted:

Re-reading the IDR callout thread lmbo. But then I look at all the posters that stopped posting or got banned, and then to even older threads and drat GiP used to have a lot more dudes back when were all still in. Well, 2013 I had already been out 2 years but everything didn't suck as much because my loving sadbrains hadn't hosed me up as much and man now I'm getting all depressed because of an internet forum gently caress, and then realizing how loving long ago 2013 really is and was. It's been 10 god drat years since I was Iraq. TEN loving YEARS. Fuuuuuuuuuuuck.

I'm turning loving 31 tomorrow and shits just dawning on me how loving fast time flies by and how short life is, gently caress just kill me now.

gently caress all of you 86 was the best year

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Happy birthday, douche.

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

LingcodKilla posted:

I turn 40 in two months and I'm a lovely reservist still in.

But yeah im not banging trannies at least.

I think.

Still in. :rolleyes: You joined like a week ago.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Mad Dragon posted:

Still in. :rolleyes: You joined like a week ago.

It's been over two years now and I've been on active duty for 13 months of that.
Sorry I didn't explain my poo poo in detail?

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



A whole two years :rolleyes:

Just fuckin with you bud but my opinion of anyone with less time than me was always "been in since breakfast".

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Goddam kids, it's seven in the morning. Shut the gently caress up.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



youre not my dad :mad:

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
lol if you don't wake up at 4 am to go for a jog

Nice and hot piss
Feb 1, 2004

Third World Reggin posted:

lol if you don't wake up at 4 am to go for a jog

Or to swim, because pool's swim hours are always at 0500 to 0700 or something ridiculous...

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
I get up at 4am to walk Frank and take bong hits. No other reason to get out of bed that early.

I've refused to get up early again for exercise for years. Might take up morning cardio again once it warms up a little more. I'm comfortable at the 200 pound mark, but I'll be more comfortable at 180. I will be the jogger with a cigarette in one hand.

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
I live in texas where you have to either exercise in doors or early during the summer time due to the heat. But on the other hand winter keeps showing up and leaving real fast so I dunno anymore.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Happy birthday Mike-o may you get all the butts

SwampDonkey
Oct 13, 2006

by Smythe

(and can't post for 4 years!)

Happy b-day Mike-O







CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
I love katy perry.

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

LITERALLY SHAKING posted:

I love katy perry.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

LITERALLY SHAKING posted:

I love katy perry.

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

LingcodKilla posted:

It's been over two years now and I've been on active duty for 13 months of that.
Sorry I didn't explain my poo poo in detail?

Look out guys, it's Salty McSalterson.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

Mad Dragon posted:

Look out guys, it's Salty McSalterson.

Apropos for seamen.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer

LITERALLY SHAKING posted:

I love katy perry.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
lmbo @ these dudes who wake up hella early to exercise. everytime you think youre gonna wake up back in the jungle

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Mad Dragon posted:

Look out guys, it's Salty McSalterson.

I'm the first to admit I'm a terrible reservist with less time than anyone else. So lm never quite sure what to make of you pointing it out.

But if it makes you feel better about yourself to rag on me have at it.

Thank you for your service.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

LITERALLY SHAKING posted:

I love katy perry.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av


She cut her hair off but I still love her

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit

Duzzy Funlop posted:

Meat mountain update: Fed it to my Koreans. Took four of them to kill it.

They treated it like some "great American eating challenge", sent tons of pictures to their friends back home and were happy lil' campers afterwards.





Question: how does one go about importing a small squad of koreans?

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Deathy McDeath posted:

Question: how does one go about importing a small squad of koreans?

Season two of The Wire is a good primer

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Rad Lieutenant posted:



She cut her hair off but I still love her

I dunno man she has a Bieber look going on there with the hood.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Deathy McDeath posted:

Question: how does one go about importing a small squad of koreans?

Hide an artificial reef around your port

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

Deathy McDeath posted:

Question: how does one go about importing a small squad of koreans?

Build either a Starport, Stargate, or research Ventral Sacs for your Overlords.

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Radical 90s Wizard
Aug 5, 2008

~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~

LingcodKilla posted:

I'm the first to admit I'm a terrible reservist with less time than anyone else. So lm never quite sure what to make of you pointing it out.

But if it makes you feel better about yourself to rag on me have at it.

Thank you for your service.

As a reservist it's your glorious duty to be poo poo on by any regular, you should know this.

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