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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Kalli posted:

AJ Bouye is a Jaguar.

drat, guess it was too late

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mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

xbilkis posted:

The Bears are going to get the first pick next year

No. The jets are.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/839947561158991872

Is Sheard good please advise

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

SKULL.GIF posted:

All trades have to be approved by the NFL, right?

Yeah but I think it's just got to be in accordance with certain regulations. I don't think there's a panel of judges who give thumbs ups and majority vote wins. There's no reason this one shouldn't qualify. If the picks were flipped and the Browns were offering a 2nd for a 4th and a QB, nobody would have an issue with it, and from a technical perspective, this one is no different.

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 2000
*Picks up the phone, angrily yells*

"HELLO, anyone want to sign with the Colts??"

"No? Why not!?"

....

"Alright I see, good answer. Thank you."

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/839945631032541185

Looks like just a veteran flier for Joeckel. He has raw talent, just hasn't translated.

Another project! On and on the Seahawks go.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Athanatos posted:

*Picks up the phone, angrily yells*

"HELLO, anyone want to sign with the Colts??"

"No? Why not!?"

....

"Alight I see, good answer. Thank you."

hahahaha

Cash Monet
Apr 5, 2009


Terrelle Prior is cool, sure.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/839947947412500480

paternity suitor
Aug 2, 2016

I really hated the Torrey Smith signing, but it makes a lot more sense now with Alshon as the #1. Good day by the Eagles

MalarkeyToboggan
Jan 4, 2015



If the Texans don't sign anyone they'll still be offseason champions.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

official

https://twitter.com/MiamiDolphins/status/839948002248769536

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002


ahahahahaha this is amazing

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

MalarkeyToboggan posted:

If the Texans don't sign anyone they'll still be offseason champions.

:agreed:

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Patriots re-sign Duron Harmon for 4 years, up to $20m....

that seems high, but whatever.

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon
Watch Pryor sign with Washington as a QB.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

https://twitter.com/caplannfl/status/839948418260815872

tarbrush
Feb 7, 2011

ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO
Seriously bummed about Abdul-Quddus :(

Dude was good and cheap

Nail Rat
Dec 29, 2000

You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!

Wikipedia already lists him as a Colt, jersey number 18...somehow I doubt he'll wear that.

Bigass Moth
Mar 6, 2004

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...
JC Tretter's dad is wearing a Browns hat in his Twitter profile.

Reddit's got the scoops brother.

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009


I like the other two Bucs signings a lot better

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Volkerball posted:

Yeah but I think it's just got to be in accordance with certain regulations. I don't think there's a panel of judges who give thumbs ups and majority vote wins. There's no reason this one shouldn't qualify. If the picks were flipped and the Browns were offering a 2nd for a 4th and a QB, nobody would have an issue with it, and from a technical perspective, this one is no different.

I guess I don't see why the league would be pissed anyway, this isn't a tanking trade and no one's taking any guaranteed money away from Osweiler. Like if everything else the Browns did to actually tank didn't get them in trouble there's no reason this should.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
I don't think I reacted to the Brock trade, but lol

Getting some Process up in this bitch

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/839948800148000768

official

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/839948613186961411

*hastily updates mock draft to Ravens drafting a first round RB*

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
So that Brandon Cooks market sure did dry up quick, huh?


If the Titans really did offer the #1 pick the Saints must be kicking themselves right now.

schweens
Jan 14, 2011

kakarot ain't got shit on me
Laughing at Brock has been fun but now I want to laugh at a team. Someone overpay for AdP or Revis, please

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.
LMAO THIS IS THE WILDEST NFL OFF SEASON I HAVE EVER WITNESED

MalarkeyToboggan
Jan 4, 2015



It's so loving strange that no WRs have been linked to the Bills. They have a limp Watkins on the roster and that's it.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



axeil posted:

So that Brandon Cooks market sure did dry up quick, huh?

I think people are hitting the reality that everyone has a billion in cap space, and draft picks are obscenely valuable. Those trades will happen closer to the draft... if they happen at all.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:

LMAO THIS IS THE WILDEST NFL OFF SEASON I HAVE EVER WITNESED

me 2, forums poster MY NIGGA D-LINK

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Colts old washed up RB is available.

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

Ehud posted:

me 2, forums poster MY NIGGA D-LINK

:hf:

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:

LMAO THIS IS THE WILDEST NFL OFF SEASON I HAVE EVER WITNESED

still doesnt beat Chips Wild Ride


:negative:

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

xbilkis posted:

The Bears are going to get the first pick next year

they've never had the #1 overall and never will

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

axeil posted:

So that Brandon Cooks market sure did dry up quick, huh?


If the Titans really did offer the #1 pick the Saints must be kicking themselves right now.

Fine with me if it does. If they keep him, they've got one hell of a WR group. And that's without Ted Ginn.

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

fishing with the fam posted:

They traded cap space they won't use for a second round pick they absolutely will. What is there to rage about?

i bet he thought they paid for brock not got paid to take him when he saw the headline

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
Weird

https://twitter.com/diannaESPN/status/839949375921078272

E_Motion
Oct 26, 2004

Your fortuitous arrival is most welcome! Now, I am spared the bother of hunting you down!

College Slice

Tom Sellout posted:

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/839948613186961411

*hastily updates mock draft to Ravens drafting a first round RB*

Ravens (probably) have Danny Woodhead now!

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axeil
Feb 14, 2006

MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:

LMAO THIS IS THE WILDEST NFL OFF SEASON I HAVE EVER WITNESED

What about Chip Kelly ( :rip: ) and his Wild Ride?

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