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Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

A Tad Ghostal posted:

My parents cats became homeowners before me. And the little jerk Kevin knows it


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Roundup Ready
Mar 10, 2004

ACCIDENTAL SHIT POSTER




Passed out on her drug banana

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!


Neophyte
Apr 23, 2006

perennially
Taco Defender

Anderson Koopa posted:

I'm lying down sick in bed and Cocoa stepped on my nuts twice.

Edit - she was lying down next to me

haha, shredded Cocoa nuts

Les Os
Mar 29, 2010

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌


Fell asleep on my lap with one little peet propping herself up.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌


The peet got tired.

Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006


Neophyte posted:

haha, shredded Cocoa nuts

I was lucky there weren't any claws involved

Powerful Katrinka
Oct 11, 2021

an admin fat fingered a permaban and all i got was this lousy av
He's currently curled up on a pile of my clothes on the floor, very content. Whenever he finds a really good nap spot that's not part of his rotation, he lets me know by meowing contentedly at every step: discovery of the spot, approval, his intention to lie down, the process of kneading the spot, as he lowers himself to lie down, and when he's settled. Streaky is a firm believer in communication

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!


he woke me up by standing on my head and meowing at 6am.

RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011

Continues to be picky AF.

On the flip side, I really enjoy her game of leading me around the house. She either wants a brushing or food and there are an increasing amount of turns and false paths to her destination.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)



Drank out of her favorite water source

Megabound
Oct 20, 2012

Took a poo poo and didn't bury it



https://i.imgur.com/ACwCX7A.mp4

Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006


Lilac harnessed the power of the brain cell and escaped last night. My wife caught her, which is good.

TK8325
Sep 22, 2014



Megabound posted:

Took a poo poo and didn't bury it



https://i.imgur.com/ACwCX7A.mp4

lol @ wafting the smell around

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



Cats not burying their poop can be a sign of health problems. Have you gotten her checked up at the vet recently?

Megabound
Oct 20, 2012

I. M. Gei posted:

Cats not burying their poop can be a sign of health problems. Have you gotten her checked up at the vet recently?

Poppy has never buried a poop in her life. We call this The Ritual

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Cats are dumb and don’t realize that if they swipe at floorboards it don’t cover their poo poo

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
Wolfie came to us not knowing how to use litter and Noon took it upon herself to teach him. He thereafter took GREAT PRIDE in teaching subsequent kittens how to cover their poo.

Wolf taking care of his (immediately, enthusiastically) adopted son.

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

Aww I love them!

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



Tell Wolf he is a good cat and I love him :3:

covidstomper58
Nov 8, 2020

Wolfie's fine honey, Wolfie's just fine.

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

Cat did nothing except demand that I grip and pull on his chest hair.

So weird. He immediately stopped his antics and just started purring like crazy

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


Clarence sat on my posting arm, but he is unable to save the world from my posts

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

Clarence is properly agitated at your shenanigans

Megabound
Oct 20, 2012

Groomed each other which turned into wrestling

https://i.imgur.com/vsg3XlG.mp4

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

That was an rear end kicking for friendly cats. Long fur is king

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!


That is one fluffy tail

StoryTime
Feb 26, 2010

Now listen to me children and I'll tell you of the legend of the Ninja

Megabound posted:

Groomed each other which turned into wrestling

https://i.imgur.com/vsg3XlG.mp4

Ah, the classic "I was just sitting on you now all of this is your fault" ploy.

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



Megabound posted:

Groomed each other which turned into wrestling

https://i.imgur.com/vsg3XlG.mp4
My cats do this multiple times a day

Quadramind
Dec 8, 2011

Repeatedly shook his snots out onto me and my laptop

kaom
Jan 20, 2007


Straight-up growled at another cat visiting the backyard. :catstare:

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
Was spacing out while slowly licking her feet, made eye contact with me, burr'd, then started furiously locking her feet.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

Das Boo posted:

Was spacing out while slowly licking her feet, made eye contact with me, burr'd, then started furiously locking her feet.

yeah Sekhmet does aggro grooming, just staring you the gently caress down while she does the loudest, longest possible licks while you're like :shrug:

Roundup Ready
Mar 10, 2004

ACCIDENTAL SHIT POSTER




Super solar collector kitty

Doing her best wooly bear impression

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

MrQwerty posted:

yeah Sekhmet does aggro grooming, just staring you the gently caress down while she does the loudest, longest possible licks while you're like :shrug:

Yeah, there's an intense message here going over my head.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

Das Boo posted:

Yeah, there's an intense message here going over my head.

Sometimes she extends her claws and then stares me down while licking them after a prolonged aggro grooming sesh, and the best I can figure out is "U SEE DIS DAD *brandishes*"

Edit: Sekhmet is partially feral from her kitten days living on the mean streets of the hood, though

MrQwerty fucked around with this message at 02:46 on May 16, 2024

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

MrQwerty posted:

yeah Sekhmet does aggro grooming, just staring you the gently caress down while she does the loudest, longest possible licks while you're like :shrug:

Both of my cats make grotesque slurping noises sometimes when cleaning themselves and I mean I love them they're the sweetest creatures in the universe but goddamnit kid stop slurping your own rear end in a top hat

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌
Once Pushka got a UTI and after urinating she would clean herself and, in the words of my girlfriend, "alternate between licking her box and growling at it".

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Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

"Violence is an option."

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