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JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

Solemn Sloth posted:

I don’t want no goddamned incel blood

Imagine if you got the asexual blood and some of it hit your boner and your boner died. You could sue for that. Be careful red cross.

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avshalemon
Jun 28, 2018

avshalemon
Jun 28, 2018

i look at that and my insides grow fierce and bristle like the hackles of a lioness. my unborn eggs cry out for meat

avshalemon
Jun 28, 2018

avshalemon
Jun 28, 2018

let me mine gold by the fistful from your supple and tremulous rear end!

avshalemon
Jun 28, 2018



(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

snoremac
Jul 27, 2012

I LOVE SEEING DEAD BABIES ON 𝕏, THE EVERYTHING APP. IT'S WORTH IT FOR THE FOLLOWING TAB.

avshalemon posted:

i look at that and my insides grow fierce and bristle like the hackles of a lioness. my unborn eggs cry out for meat
g'day mate

buildmorefarms
Aug 13, 2004

любоваться
Doctor Rope

teacup posted:

Where’s that video of hockey spinning something and the washing machine tearing itself apart

Always worth a rewatch

https://youtu.be/vZknIj4Yre0

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004

Our posts

This is just made up bs right? This is beyond Trumpian.

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

This guy seems legit.
Fun Shoe
I sometimes think I'm not very good at things, then I read the internet and realise that even with my marginal level of competence I'm a golden god.

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

Ranter posted:

This is just made up bs right? This is beyond Trumpian.

It sounds like bullshit but it also sounds exactly like a dude on lots of coke, which I will assume this guy is.

Amethyst
Mar 28, 2004

I CANNOT HELP BUT MAKE THE DCSS THREAD A FETID SWAMP OF UNFUN POSTING
plz notice me trunk-senpai
That's some twitter edit

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

avshalemon posted:

i look at that and my insides grow fierce and bristle like the hackles of a lioness. my unborn eggs cry out for meat

Have you considered posting in the bitcoin thread?

Amethyst
Mar 28, 2004

I CANNOT HELP BUT MAKE THE DCSS THREAD A FETID SWAMP OF UNFUN POSTING
plz notice me trunk-senpai

avshalemon posted:

let me mine gold by the fistful from your supple and tremulous rear end!

Glad everyone pretends this person is funny. What a riot.

Solemn Sloth
Jul 11, 2015

Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.
Bernard Keane is a gum flapping idiot sometimes

Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."

Solemn Sloth posted:

Bernard Keane is a gum flapping idiot sometimes

clusterfuck
Feb 6, 2004


https://youtu.be/i5x4irlbGgI

Amethyst
Mar 28, 2004

I CANNOT HELP BUT MAKE THE DCSS THREAD A FETID SWAMP OF UNFUN POSTING
plz notice me trunk-senpai

im alan jones posted:

nsw labor got raided by icac again lol

The rot is too deep.

SecretOfSteel
Apr 29, 2007

The secret of steel has always
carried with it a mystery.

Don Dongington posted:



18 going on 68

Jesus, is that his real hand?

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

SecretOfSteel posted:

Jesus, is that his real hand?

He's actually 80, but suffers a terrible Benjamin Button style disorder.

Don Dongington
Sep 27, 2005

#ideasboom
College Slice

JBP posted:

He's actually 80, but suffers a terrible Benjamin Button style disorder.

[Extremely Scooby Doo Voice] "But it's not really Caleb Bond, it's actually *pulls mask off* Peter Reith!?"

hiddenmovement
Sep 29, 2011

"Most mornings I'll apologise in advance to my wife."
I reflexively slap the report button the moment I see Avs posting. 90% of the time it's a legit report.

Knorth
Aug 19, 2014

Buglord

hiddenmovement posted:

I reflexively slap the report button the moment I see Avs posting. 90% of the time it's a legit report.

This is the worst thing I've seen today

im alan jones
Feb 1, 2009

the muhammad ali of radio

lmao

https://www.9news.com.au/2018/12/18/14/31/hinch-s-new-justice-party-mp-disendorsed

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

This guy seems legit.
Fun Shoe
Imagine not reading avs posts but reading amethysts.

Whitlam
Aug 2, 2014

Some goons overreact. Go figure.

That's loving hilarious.

Amethyst
Mar 28, 2004

I CANNOT HELP BUT MAKE THE DCSS THREAD A FETID SWAMP OF UNFUN POSTING
plz notice me trunk-senpai

hooman posted:

Imagine not reading avs posts but reading amethysts.

swimsuit
Jan 22, 2009

yeah
actually avs is the only good poster in this thread

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

This guy seems legit.
Fun Shoe

Ok, I will extremely pay that response.

bell jar
Feb 25, 2009

hiddenmovement posted:

I reflexively slap the report button the moment I see Avs posting. 90% of the time it's a legit report.

could you maybe never slap the post button, ever again? thanks

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Aug 17, 2004

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hiddenmovement posted:

I reflexively slap the report button the moment I see Avs posting. 90% of the time it's a legit report.

imagine outing yourself this openly as a garbage person

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

So Broad was hooking up with some girls via sugarbaby, but tried to refer one of them to the afp for blackmail when they asked for $8k?

im alan jones
Feb 1, 2009

the muhammad ali of radio

hiddenmovement posted:

I reflexively slap the report button the moment I see Avs posting. 90% of the time it's a legit report.

log off

drunkill
Sep 25, 2007

me @ ur posting
Fallen Rib
hahahahahahaahhahhahahahah

https://twitter.com/rwillingham/status/1074882630254964736

:bisonyes:

bandaid.friend
Apr 25, 2017

:obama:My first car was a stick:obama:
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-12-18/frydenberg-says-voters-will-overlook-coalitions-womens-problem/10629588

quote:

Voters will "overlook" political scandals and the Coalition's issue with women at the next election, according to Federal Treasurer Josh Frydenberg.

...

"I think the Australian people overlook those issues and really are focused on the outcomes that the Government can deliver them, in terms of the essential services that they need and require," he said.
"Obviously I'd like to be focused, and the media to be focused, on the economic message and numbers we released yesterday, but Andrew's conduct was unacceptable and he's resigned and it was the right thing to do.
"The Australian people are focused, and their government are focused on delivering them a stronger economy."
On Tuesday, Deputy Prime Minister Michael McCormack argued the Nationals do not have a problem with women because "both women" in the federal party room — Michelle Landry and Bridget McKenzie — are ministers.

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.
who the gently caress says "need and require" what a dumb poo poo

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.
tautology is only ever acceptable when doing a Rex Hunt impression and only when you can do the voice good

teacup
Dec 20, 2006

= M I L K E R S =
I mean the senate preference whisperer poo poo is so undemocratic anyway but especially when you are just ticking a “party” and then you have no idea if that member wants to piss off or not. If they are going to continue having these group preference deals it should be that say, greens get 2 seats and they decide who is in it etc.

Solemn Sloth
Jul 11, 2015

Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

JBP posted:

tautology is only ever acceptable when doing a Rex Hunt impression and only when you can do the voice good

Does yibbida yibbida really count as tautology tho

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I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Solemn Sloth posted:

Does yibbida yibbida really count as tautology tho

Well the second yibbida is redundant.

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