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Motronic
Nov 6, 2009

EightBit posted:

What happened to that one goon that was given a cobra replica by his boss? :ohdear:

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InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.

xzzy posted:

It's pretty close to exactly the same size as a real Cobra so I'm not sure how it earned the "baby" designation. They just made this one a bit more curvy in spots, gives it a bit of a chubby look but it looks cool.
A Cappo is 10" less wheelbase and 20" shorter overall than a Cobra. You'd really see it parked next to one.

An MX5/Miata is pretty much Cobra sized.

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

InitialDave posted:

A Cappo is 10" less wheelbase and 20" shorter overall than a Cobra. You'd really see it parked next to one.

An MX5/Miata is pretty much Cobra sized.

I guess I have no idea what's going on then because I thought the picture of the Cobra at the top of the image was the car being showcased, and based on the dimensions in red it's pretty close to a real Cobra.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

StormDrain posted:

I assume all Cobras are replicas. I don't hate, actually love them and appreciate them as hand built cars, but not that special.

I've never quite understood the distinction people make between a "real" Cobra and a "replica" Cobra. They're both hand-built one-off body-on-frame sports cars. Put the same engine in both and it's the same drat car. It's not like a replica Ferrari that is actually still a Fiero underneath with a bunch of fiberglass and Bondo on top.

Like yeah I know there's a "heritage" thing or whatever but no one who actually drives the car really cares about that.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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The Cobra is an exercise in driver terror. Anything after that is gilding the lily.

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

of a full load.



I started going to a new mechanic because the old place I went to was absolute poo poo at returning phone calls.

He's working on this in one of his garages.

mekilljoydammit
Jan 28, 2016

Me have motors that scream to 10,000rpm. Me have more cars than Pick and Pull

Sagebrush posted:

I've never quite understood the distinction people make between a "real" Cobra and a "replica" Cobra. They're both hand-built one-off body-on-frame sports cars. Put the same engine in both and it's the same drat car. It's not like a replica Ferrari that is actually still a Fiero underneath with a bunch of fiberglass and Bondo on top.

Like yeah I know there's a "heritage" thing or whatever but no one who actually drives the car really cares about that.

Well, that's kinda the thing. The most common replica Cobras are things like the Factory Five cars, which while cool, have a completely different suspension and body. Not to say that the original Cobras didn't have some parts bin stuff going on - the chassis was made in England after all, and the British were notorious for that - but it sure as hell didn't raid the Fox Mustang parts bin, and they sure as hell weren't using fiberglass bodies. So a lot of the kits kind of are similar to your replica Ferrari example - you've got something Cobra shaped, that does a lot of the things a Cobra does, and may even work better, but that doesn't mean it's the same.

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


Matt Farah's write up of driving the Pontibishi... http://www.thedrive.com/vintage/4048/driving-death-fiero-just-to-feel-feelings-again

quote:

I’ve reviewed over 300 cars in the last 18 months. And I’m bored. The average enthusiast's car porn is my Skinemax. Which is how I eventually found myself craving scheisse porn.

Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

AWWWW YISSSSSSSSSS
DIS IS MAH JAM!!!!!!

Sagebrush posted:

I've never quite understood the distinction people make between a "real" Cobra and a "replica" Cobra. They're both hand-built one-off body-on-frame sports cars. Put the same engine in both and it's the same drat car. It's not like a replica Ferrari that is actually still a Fiero underneath with a bunch of fiberglass and Bondo on top.

Like yeah I know there's a "heritage" thing or whatever but no one who actually drives the car really cares about that.

Goon doesn't understand abstract value. This news and more at 11.

The gently caress would pay a bajillion dollars for the Mona Lisa when I can just get the poster from the gift shop? Stupid old poo poo.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

AFewBricksShy posted:

I started going to a new mechanic because the old place I went to was absolute poo poo at returning phone calls.

He's working on this in one of his garages.



Whereabouts is this? I think I've seen this car race in the vintage events at OCFS.

e- also on the replica cobra deal, unless it's a high quality replica everything under the car is different. suspension, geometry etc etc

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

That took me on a journey.

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

of a full load.



VikingSkull posted:

Whereabouts is this? I think I've seen this car race in the vintage events at OCFS.

e- also on the replica cobra deal, unless it's a high quality replica everything under the car is different. suspension, geometry etc etc

Landsdale, PA, about 45 minutes north west of Philly. I spoke to the owner briefly, but I don't remember how he came to have an FDNY race car. It has some tie to a 9/11 memorial if I recall correctly.

The owner was nice enough to let my 8yo son sit in the driver's seat while he and the mechanic were doing some engine work.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

AFewBricksShy posted:

Landsdale, PA, about 45 minutes north west of Philly. I spoke to the owner briefly, but I don't remember how he came to have an FDNY race car. It has some tie to a 9/11 memorial if I recall correctly.

The owner was nice enough to let my 8yo son sit in the driver's seat while he and the mechanic were doing some engine work.

Yeah, there's a few 9/11 tribute cars around, especially in the lower tier of NY where I'm at. My county lost something like 100 people on 9/11, including IIRC 23 firefighters.

There's also a street legal, modern dirt modified that a fire department here has for parades and poo poo, it's pretty cool.

And yeah, modified guys are great with kids. First race car I ever sat in was this rather famous car in 1986, my dad snuck me into the pits (no children allowed back then, no women either IIRC) to visit his friends from his racing days. Eddie never even hesitated, soon as we walked up and my dad said hi, he snatched me up, stuffed me in the car and lit it off. That was the moment I got hooked on race cars hopelessly.

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.

Sagebrush posted:

I've never quite understood the distinction people make between a "real" Cobra and a "replica" Cobra. They're both hand-built one-off body-on-frame sports cars. Put the same engine in both and it's the same drat car. It's not like a replica Ferrari that is actually still a Fiero underneath with a bunch of fiberglass and Bondo on top.

Like yeah I know there's a "heritage" thing or whatever but no one who actually drives the car really cares about that.
Commonly, the "replicas" aren't quite "replicas" in the true sense (some of the GT40 kits out there, for example, are very convincing indeed). They're more lookalikes.

But that's not such a bad thing given how crude the originals are. They are an objectively poor car, and aside from their legendary widowmaker tendencies, there are stories like having to wire the doors shut for racing because the whole thing flexed so much under cornering they would pop open.

I guess there are tiers. On the bottom rung, you have a lot of the lookalike kits from the bad old days of kit cars, expecially here, with a poxy little 4-pot and whatever random mechanicals were convenient slung under a very basic chassis and body (supposedly, a lot of the UK kits all have one door slightly larger than the other, as they all originate from the same mould taken from an accident-repaired original).

Then you have the same kind of thing, but with a halfway-appropriate engine, then a better chassis and body, perhaps with the more correct Ford motor, and then after that you start getting into cars that are effectively better than real ones in most respects, save for the provenance.

Does the provenance matter? I guess that's a personal thing. Does it matter with any physical collectors item or historic artifact? My take is that it does, if it's important to you. Assuming the loopy pricing wasn't an issue, I can see how to drive a real car, with fifty years of history under it, is more of the Cobra experience than even a perfect replica, and there's a point where a car being "too good" actually detracts from it, at least as being a "replica". It kind of becomes the mirror image of a lovely, 100bhp lash-up kit.

One of the cars I would like a replica of is the Jaguar XJ220. Objectively, if you built one, you'd use an LS V8, because of the obvious advantages they have with availability and usability - but I'd rather have a twin-turbo V6 because it's meant to have one. I think how someone feels about Cobras would be reflected in whether or not you understand why I think that.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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I dunno, I wouldn't quibble about how authentic a Superformance Cobra is given they are supposed to be exact replicas.

mekilljoydammit
Jan 28, 2016

Me have motors that scream to 10,000rpm. Me have more cars than Pick and Pull
Given as how 15 seconds of glancing at the specs on their site reveals things like "fiberglass body" and "Wilwood brakes" no, they're not exact replicas.

I won't speak to how much anyone cares to split hairs about "close enough" though; I'd sure as hell drive one.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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Yea it's more than close enough.

EightBit
Jan 7, 2006
I spent money on this line of text just to make the "Stupid Newbie" go away.
Most people in the market for a Cobra replica aren't going to care if it's so precise that you have the awful suspension and body flex. Personally, I would want one that looked the part but was much safer.

Chemmy
Feb 4, 2001

Certainly we can all understand the difference between "it's the same" in the sense that it drives the same (or better) and also that original Cobras based on pedigree are worth considerably more money.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


freelop
Apr 28, 2013

Where we're going, we won't need fries to see




Drive it til the wheels fall off

cakesmith handyman
Jul 22, 2007

Pip-Pip old chap! Last one in is a rotten egg what what.

InitialDave posted:

One of the cars I would like a replica of is the Jaguar XJ220. Objectively, if you built one, you'd use an LS V8, because of the obvious advantages they have with availability and usability - but I'd rather have a twin-turbo V6 because it's meant to have one.

Question: it was meant to have a V12 and the prototype has one and looks right but production cars have the TTV6. Would you even consider putting a V12 in?

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...


Never Lift.

iwentdoodie
Apr 29, 2005

🤗YOU'RE WELCOME🤗
Speaking of never lift.



Edit: this is the track like five minutes from my house and we were there that night. loving bonkers.

Crustashio
Jul 27, 2000

ruh roh
I love buying parts from this shop. That's also a eurospec S50B32 M3 in there, shop owner's car.









InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.

Cakefool posted:

Question: it was meant to have a V12 and the prototype has one and looks right but production cars have the TTV6. Would you even consider putting a V12 in?
Don Law did indeed fit a V12 to a real one, but the primary issue for me is that there is a definite physical difference between the production car and the V12-equipped prototype, which is quite a bit longer, plus you've got the "how complicated can we make this if we really work at it?" propshaft-between-the-cylinder-banks AWD system it "should" have had. So you could do it as "how it could have been", sure, but I think you'd have a replica of a car somewhere between what was initially proposed and what was built.

Plus the Jag V12 it should have (and in the prototype) is a 4-valve DOHC design like the Le Mans XJR-9, so that right there would be :homebrew: to replicate. I don't think a normal Jag V12 would be "right", and so the most likely candidates would be a Mercedes V12 or VAG W12, and that just seems a bit wrong to me.

Now, obviously, the proper Metro 6R4 lump is also :homebrew:, but I think a Buick 3800 would be suitable, as they're very well supported for all kinds of mods, there's no shortage of people making "appropriate" power with turbo ones, plus there's a little bit of circular logic I like in that a lot of people say the 6R4 engine is a Rover V8 with two cylinders lopped off, which it isn't, but the 3800 does (sort of) relate to the Rover.

I just kind of like having this kind of stuff ticking over in the back of my head when I'm bored sometimes.

angryhampster
Oct 21, 2005

freelop posted:

Drive it til the wheels fall off

hey hey hey hey smoke weed every day?

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Maker Of Shoes posted:

Goon doesn't understand abstract value. This news and more at 11.

The gently caress would pay a bajillion dollars for the Mona Lisa when I can just get the poster from the gift shop? Stupid old poo poo.

More like people rolling their eyes at the poster because it's not the real one. I'm on his side on this one, the better replicas are cool as well and are probably of higher build quality than the average new Chrysler.

Not that they are AS cool as originals, but they don't deserve to be ignored.

Godholio fucked around with this message at 04:18 on Jun 18, 2016

Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist

Godholio posted:

and are probably of higher build quality than the average new Chrysler.

A scathing endorsement if I've ever read one.

heated game moment
Oct 30, 2003

Lipstick Apathy

Sagebrush posted:

I've never quite understood the distinction people make between a "real" Cobra and a "replica" Cobra. They're both hand-built one-off body-on-frame sports cars. Put the same engine in both and it's the same drat car. It's not like a replica Ferrari that is actually still a Fiero underneath with a bunch of fiberglass and Bondo on top.

Like yeah I know there's a "heritage" thing or whatever but no one who actually drives the car really cares about that.

The biggest difference is that an original sells for $800,000+ and is still appreciating, while a replica might go for $40-60K. As others have pointed out the replicas are better cars in every aspect.

cakesmith handyman
Jul 22, 2007

Pip-Pip old chap! Last one in is a rotten egg what what.


Good points, most of which I either didn't know or had forgotten.

howling_mad
May 11, 2014

Crustashio posted:

I love buying parts from this shop. That's also a eurospec S50B32 M3 in there, shop owner's car.











That's fanatastic. Great color to boot!

DoLittle
Jul 26, 2006

fyodor posted:

I dunno, I wouldn't quibble about how authentic a Superformance Cobra is given they are supposed to be exact replicas.

Superformance "FIA" spec Cobras and GT40s are the exception to general "replicas". They are exact enough to run in FIA historic races (Think Oldtimer Grand Prix, Goodwood etc.). Superformance GT40s are not spaceframe and glassfibre like most replicas. They have pressed steel monocoques just like the real thing. The Cobra is much easier to replicate or something like Lola T70.

Pur Sang is another but even more extreme example.

meatpimp
May 15, 2004

Psst -- Wanna buy

:) EVERYWHERE :)
some high-quality thread's DESTROYED!

:kheldragar:

I think I've posted this before, but it looked especially good this morning.

Best car:

Dr.Caligari
May 5, 2005

"Here's a big, beautiful avatar for someone"
Many years ago, sometime around 2000, Walmart use to sell model cars you assembled and I loved that poo poo. I think they were usually around $10 and up. For whatever reason they stopped selling them, and I forgot about them. Until today, when I came across this at Ollie's (a 'big lots'/ miscellaneous poo poo type store)



Anyone else ever get into these? Some of them were really intricate and you could paint and assemble individual outer engine parts

I also got on Ebay to see what other kits might be around:



Well....if that isn't pretty drat metal. Too bad it appears to sell for hundreds

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

2000 is not many years ago. :qq:

Every car nerd kid spent hours in the model kit aisle obsessing over which Revell kit to buy, and which Testors paints were the right choice (and then loving up painting the body and hating the model).

edit - also learning to despise the application of decals. or painting camouflage.

neckbeard
Jan 25, 2004

Oh Bambi, I cried so hard when those hunters shot your mommy...
I remember having the Pontiac Banshee kit by Revell back in the early/mid 90s. That thing was awesome

Deeters
Aug 21, 2007


Dr.Caligari posted:

Many years ago, sometime around 2000, Walmart use to sell model cars you assembled and I loved that poo poo. I think they were usually around $10 and up. For whatever reason they stopped selling them, and I forgot about them. Until today, when I came across this at Ollie's (a 'big lots'/ miscellaneous poo poo type store)



Anyone else ever get into these? Some of them were really intricate and you could paint and assemble individual outer engine parts


You'll probably want to check out this thread then.

The Locator
Sep 12, 2004

Out here, everything hurts.






Don't do it, you'll be lost forever like me.

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Fornax Disaster
Apr 11, 2005

If you need me I'll be in Holodeck Four.

Dr.Caligari posted:

Many years ago, sometime around 2000, Walmart use to sell model cars you assembled and I loved that poo poo. I think they were usually around $10 and up. For whatever reason they stopped selling them, and I forgot about them. Until today, when I came across this at Ollie's (a 'big lots'/ miscellaneous poo poo type store)



Anyone else ever get into these? Some of them were really intricate and you could paint and assemble individual outer engine parts

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