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Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon

Who? Someone tell me how lovely this is.

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Nail Rat
Dec 29, 2000

You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!

pubic works project posted:

Lmao rest of the AFC South is making moves and the Colts are over here signing a punter.

Clearly he was the missing piece, never mind that they had a Pro Bowler until he retired last month

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?

axeil posted:

Well the 2 main players were the Titans and Eagles. Titans (allegedly) offered their #1 pick and the Saints said no while the Eagles just signed Alshon Jeffrey and Torrey Smith so presumably they are out. Buccs got D-Jax.

Who else is left? The Colts? Skins?

The Patriots were the front-runners allegedly

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Crap and I just ordered the jersey

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
I'm sad that trading Brock didn't result in Bouye staying

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr
A one year deal for Alshon is a bit of a head scratcher.

Edit: That also means Kyle Long (drafted in 2013) is the longest tenured draft pick!

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

https://twitter.com/flasportsbuzz/status/839952049370460160

cool that's a warm body

spanky69
Nov 5, 2004
I THINK sba HAS LOST HIS MIND. WOOOOOO DOGGIES PUPPIES KITTENS CRAP TURDS, love sba
Fun Shoe
Now offer Osweiler and the 2nd round pick to the Niners for the #2 pick just for maximum :laffo:

Lost Season
Nov 28, 2013


He's a pretty good rotational pass rusher, yeah.

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

Who? Someone tell me how lovely this is.

He's a scrub interior lineman who played on the Raiders scrub interior line. Wouldn't have paid him that.

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

https://twitter.com/JasonLaCanfora/status/839952429806419968

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost

pubic works project posted:

Lmao rest of the AFC South is making moves and the Colts are over here signing a punter.

Titans haven't done poo poo. I guess no news about Ryan or Hightower is good for them though.

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Kevin Costner is hard at work I see.

schweens
Jan 14, 2011

kakarot ain't got shit on me
https://twitter.com/MikeGarafolo/status/839952115791454214

Good luck, Hyde. He's a solid player and I'll miss him but also didn't want GB to pay him

zimbomonkey
Jul 15, 2008

Tattoos? On MY black quarterback?
They signed cyprien didn't they? That's not nothing...

Edit: The Titans, I mean

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
Brock Osweiler is the white elephant Christmas gift that keeps getting passed around.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Hyde can play any position in the secondary and can play well on special teams too. Should be okay for the Bills, especially if they can develop him further and turn him into a starter.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

We're like one step away from Brock being traded for

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


Please let there be another negative value Brock Osweiler trade

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Fat Lowtax posted:

Please let there be another negative value Brock Osweiler trade

Who would even be a candidate for that? Osweiler had the single worst contract in the league.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

SKULL.GIF posted:

Who would even be a candidate for that? Osweiler had the single worst contract in the league.

Jets

Dog Faced JoJo
Oct 15, 2004

Woof Woof

Does Osweiler go on the long name jersey still, or is it just actual game starters?

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
osweilers contract was so bad the whole league has to take the hit. it's like when lehman brothers went down and it ruined the global economy.

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon
https://twitter.com/AllbrightNFL/status/839953419058102272

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

The Jets are going to be sooo loving unwatchable this season.

waah
Jun 20, 2011

Better stay in line when
You see a Pavel like me shinin

schweens posted:

https://twitter.com/MikeGarafolo/status/839952115791454214

Good luck, Hyde. He's a solid player and I'll miss him but also didn't want GB to pay him

gently caress. All Carolina is gonna get is Kalil isnt it?

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002


How would they eat half the cost?

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

evilweasel posted:

How would they eat half the cost?

Convert base salary to signing bonus

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

evilweasel posted:

How would they eat half the cost?

probably shenanigans with the guaranteed money on osweilers contract. they'd likely take a bunch on as dead money on the cap this year somehow.

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

SKULL.GIF posted:

Why do the Saints want to offload Cooks anyway?

Fairly thin WR FA market with a bunch of teams needing upgrades. If they legitimately were offered the #18 overall pick and refused they might have a good deal cookin' that's worth a lot more than a single WR.

MalarkeyToboggan
Jan 4, 2015



Dog Faced JoJo posted:

Does Osweiler go on the long name jersey still, or is it just actual game starters?

Unfortunately the jersey got retired when the Cavs won because Cleveland is a city of champions now or some poo poo.

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Just popping in to say that ESPN is going with an ELEVEN-PERSON panel to cover the start of the new league year.

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon
https://twitter.com/TomPelissero/status/839954583464128512

Nobody wants Lacy.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Crazy Ted posted:

Just popping in to say that ESPN is going with an ELEVEN-PERSON panel to cover the start of the new league year.

and they wonder why they need to fire people

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

I take it back, this is the single greatest NFL trade of all time. :laffo:

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


The only thing I heard about the deal was my dad calling me to tell me we got Brock, and I was sad.

Then he was confused because nobody was saying anything about what we gave up.

This is genuinely my favorite Browns move in my lifetime. A loving salary dump in the NFL.

MalarkeyToboggan
Jan 4, 2015




Maybe the Seahawks can convert him to an offensive lineman.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001




Gotta buy him two plane tickets to even get him to come visit.

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?

Crazy Ted posted:

Just popping in to say that ESPN is going with an ELEVEN-PERSON panel to cover the start of the new league year.

But you should be watching Casserly melt down on NFLN.

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
https://twitter.com/MikeGiardi/status/839944585640017920

Yes Brock you're the one who made the mistake

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