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Pvt.Scott posted:Haha. Almost. My terrible girl was sad and lonely and tired of sleeping alone because her husband was in jail and her Sancho was married, so she never got to cuddle at night. Man I was retarded when I was 20. did her husband practice santeria?
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54 40 or gently caress posted:^^shameful display On Valentine's Day? Really? Really? minivanmegafun posted:Maybe she wanted to have sex with two people in the same night? I bet this is it It's like the much more depressing and cold hearted version of that story a couple of weeks ago where that guy went over to a girl's apartment on a Tinder hookup date and she invited another dude over in the world's most obvious threeway setup, which he somehow didn't pick up on, and then he apparently got super passive aggressive about some cliff bars and took off, which would have at least been a better way to handle the situation than sitting on the couch and waiting for Chad to finish up Desperate Character posted:this ones from r/tifu but it would fit in perfectly in r/relationships who the gently caress gets regular calls from their SO at a number and doesn't bother to put it in their phone? lol, he deserved this Mirthless fucked around with this message at 14:52 on Feb 15, 2017 |
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I love when people get owned over casual racism
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This story is such a great thing because we don't even need to figure out if he's an unreliable narrator (they always are). If he's telling the story as it pretty much happened, she's a ballsy one and he's a spineless coward for not just leaving. If he didn't pick up on her "just friends" clues, he's the weirdo who interrupted that couple's valentine's night by staying. Reddit: the only winning move is not to date.
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54 40 or gently caress posted:Okay he gets to box her then. Fair is fair Well remembered lol
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There is absolutely no way she said that she liked him romantically, she almost certainly said that she liked him as a friend/brother.
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Bubblyblubber posted:This story is such a great thing because we don't even need to figure out if he's an unreliable narrator (they always are). quote:I'll try to keep this as short as possible. But this happened about 2 hours ago. First let's start 3 days ago, I was talking to my crush, let's call her Susan, and we were discussing Valentine's Day plans. She mentioned that she didn't have anything going on so I joked with her and said I should come over with a couple bottles of wine and we can have our own valentines date since we both don't have valentines. She laughed and obligees saying "it would be great to spend valentines with a great guy." So i decide to go all out and get her favorite bath bomb scent, 2 bottles of good Cabernet, her favorite bathe scents, and a dozen roses. I'm going to guess Derek is a FWB, or somebody she wishes was her boyfriend, and he just showed up on the doorstep. She had plans with dopey nerd OP, but they were quickly abandoned when the real person she wanted to spend valentine's day with rolled in on a breeze It's completely pathetic that he stayed and I don't know why he didn't just call an uber if he was too drunk to drive
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Mirthless posted:I'm going to guess Derek is a FWB, or somebody she wishes was her boyfriend, and he just showed up on the doorstep. She was gonna gently caress OP if Derek was not available. One way or the other she was getting laid on valentines day, she is just cold af.
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WoodrowSkillson posted:She was gonna gently caress OP if Derek was not available. No way. She would have cuddled with him at most.
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My first instinct was, they were really talking in there, but on second thought I was probably dumb and wrong. Now I'm wondering if she's terrible or just completely and utterly clueless. Yeah, "do you want to sleep beside me" makes it sound like OP was enitirely under the radar sex-wise.
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Feb 15, 2017 15:19
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I think she was down, actually. For sex.
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Grevling posted:My first instinct was, they were really talking in there, but on second thought I was probably dumb and wrong. It would be pretty funny if it turned out Derek was a gay guy who just got dumped by his boyfriend and they really were just talking Psycho Society posted:I think she was down, actually. For sex. yeah I agree, I am absolutely sure they would have had sex if he'd gone in and laid down with her, provided he actually made a move instead of hover handing her the whole night in petrified beta terror Other possibility: She assumed OP was gay from the start Mirthless fucked around with this message at 15:26 on Feb 15, 2017 |
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Feb 15, 2017 15:23
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"a great guy" is codeword for "You aren't getting laid."
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Psycho Society posted:I think she was down, actually. For sex. same he should have enough self respect to not go after sloppy seconds but at the same time it's clear he doesn't have any self respect to begin with so maybe he should've stayed anyway?????
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On third thought, yeah, maybe Derek was just a friend. Who know,s maybe they were talking about her and OP? quote:I come to the very easy conclusion that they're both having sex. He was drunk and jealous. It doesn't say if it sounded like they were having sex, or if they smelled like sex afterwards. He could just be paranoid and insecure, thinking his crush is getting her cervix hammered every time he's looking the other way.
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If she actually intended to gently caress the OP, she's a goddamn idiot. I'm going to assume we've got an unreliable narrator. "Oh, I just invited over my friend and we had to go have a "long talk" in my bedroom, now come on in, stud!"
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Grevling posted:On third thought, yeah, maybe Derek was just a friend. Who know,s maybe they were talking about her and OP? Yeah after re-reading it I'm thinking more and more that this guy just assumed Derek and her were loving Maybe she dodged a bullet with this one? WampaLord posted:If she actually intended to gently caress the OP, she's a goddamn idiot. I'm going to assume we've got an unreliable narrator.  And if they really were just talking it's a weird thing to do it in the middle of your valentine's date.
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WampaLord posted:"a great guy" is codeword for "You aren't getting laid."
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don't schedule "friend dates" for valentines day no matter how lonely you are
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Mirthless posted:don't schedule "friend dates" for valentines day no matter how lonely you are That's why I think she was hedging her bets, cause how many women really want to lead a dude on THAT much. It's one thing with the stupid "friend date" earlier in the thread, on the 14th of February it's another.
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There's definitely more to that story than included in that post. Whatever happened, OP need to grow a spine and ask the girl what the hell that Derek thing was and if she's actually into him.
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WampaLord posted:"a great guy" is codeword for "You aren't getting laid." "You're like a big brother to me"
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WoodrowSkillson posted:That's why I think she was hedging her bets, cause how many women really want to lead a dude on THAT much. It's one thing with the stupid "friend date" earlier in the thread, on the 14th of February it's another. exactly you can't coyly pretend you didn't know the romantic date on valentine's day was supposed to be a romantic date and actually be taken seriously imo she was trying to have her cake and eat it too Ouhei posted:There's definitely more to that story than included in that post. ^^^ And if she really did gently caress Derek, don't ever speak to her again so she understands the thing she did wasn't loving normal
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Ouhei posted:There's definitely more to that story than included in that post. He should have just asked her that night, but that would have made too much sense. Better lie down on the couch and feel sorry for yourself.
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Ride The Gravitron posted:"You're like a big brother to me" Now who wants to cuddle up for some just-friends spooning?
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You guys turned really quickly on this guy who was in an awkward situation.
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op should've smashed a bottle over derek's head while screaming the lyrics of the less i know the better
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Whorelord posted:did her husband practice santeria? I'm not the one who called the guy her Sancho, but it's possible that her husband was some sort of syncretic faith wizard. Protip, former-Marine Mexican trucker girls with husbands in jail are craaaaazy.
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Pvt.Scott posted:I'm not the one who called the guy her Sancho, but it's possible that her husband was some sort of syncretic faith wizard. lol 1. former marine 2. trucker 3. husband in jail i can see making the mistake of being friends with any one of these people, but somebody who hits all three?
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Mirthless posted:lol Right? Technically an ex-trucker because she lost her license because of too many tickets, so she was working fast food until she could get back in the rig. That's where I met her. At work. I was kinda sorta dating a coworker. Laugh it up everyone. E: because it's hilarious Pvt.Scott fucked around with this message at 16:31 on Feb 15, 2017 |
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Pvt.Scott posted:I was kinda sorta dating a coworker. Were you?
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WampaLord posted:Were you? Well, maybe? We hung out a lot and kissed a few times and she said she wanted to gently caress me at some point, but other than the weird sexual tension and me probably being her backup plan if poo poo went south with her Sancho and she needed a dick in her, no I don't think we were dating. E: low self-esteem is a hell of a drug
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[27, M] My wife [25, F] of 2 years is talking negatively about me in therapy sessions that I pay for. Should I stop letting her go?quote:I'll give a little background info to try and make things more clear here. My wife and I have been together almost 4 years, married for 2 now. She's very sweet and attractive and really a loving and great wife. She has some emotional issues though. Her father was disabled and really unpleasant and abusive towards her (both physical and emotionally) and she developed a kind of strange personality as a result. She has social anxiety to a degree but more than that she just has the issue of having little control over her depressive episodes.
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WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:[27, M] My wife [25, F] of 2 years is talking negatively about me in therapy sessions that I pay for. Should I stop letting her go? only sort of a jerk, really, and who could blame you for any bitterness after being denied the husband of the year award you so richly deserve? 
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WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:[27, M] My wife [25, F] of 2 years is talking negatively about me in therapy sessions that I pay for. Should I stop letting her go? This is exactly the plot to Mad Men.
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Bah gawd woman, yer gonna see a proper fella who's an alienist, not one of those woman soothsayers!
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WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:[27, M] My wife [25, F] of 2 years is talking negatively about me in therapy sessions that I pay for. Should I stop letting her go? Do I want to know what the reddit gestalt consciousness agrees on in the comments?
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Mak0rz posted:Do I want to know what the reddit gestalt consciousness agrees on in the comments? In a nutshell: "You're a huge controlling piece of poo poo and you should sit in on one of her therapy appointments so her therapist can rip into you, you garbage man, PS, you're married, it's her money too and if you're not careful you're going to find out how much of it belongs to her real soon" The thread's been up for 20 minutes though just give MGTOW and TRP time to find the thread
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Mirthless posted:In a nutshell: Good.
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WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:[27, M] My wife [25, F] of 2 years is talking negatively about me in therapy sessions that I pay for. Should I stop letting her go? gently caress THIS GUY quote:I'm wondering what everyone thinks about this. I feel like if I let it continue then I'm basically paying some woman my own money to put it in my wife's mind that im doing her wrong over things we mutually agreed to. And now my wife wants to embark on some journey of self discovery, on my dime of course, and that's not going to happen. I may be coming off as sort of a jerk here but I am pretty upset about this issue. I feel like if anything I should be being praised for all I do to take care of my wife. tons of men would never let their wives go into therapy, much less pay for it themselves. So I at minimum want to make her gonto a new therapist, and a man this time. i need this garbage man to be fake, for my own personal sanity
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