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Bloody: Mar 3, 2013

Breakfast All Day posted:

has anyone tried julia yet? considering doing my next batch of research in it since I could contribute a few libs

yeah its cool

# ? Sep 18, 2013 20:13

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# ? Jun 12, 2024 00:49

Nomnom Cookie: Aug 30, 2009

im convinced. checked exceptions are terrible

# ? Sep 18, 2013 21:54

Janitor Prime: Jan 22, 2004; PC LOAD LETTER

What da fuck does that mean; Fun Shoe

Nomnom Cookie posted:

im convinced. checked exceptions are terrible

let the shaggaring begin

# ? Sep 18, 2013 23:05

Dessert Rose: May 17, 2004; awoken in control of a lucid deep dream...

Nomnom Cookie posted:

im convinced. checked exceptions are terrible

trueposting

# ? Sep 18, 2013 23:06

Shaggar: Apr 26, 2006

Nomnom Cookie posted:

im convinced. checked exceptions are terrible

Wrong.

# ? Sep 18, 2013 23:11

double sulk: Jul 2, 2010

imo just write your code so perfectly that there will never be an exception

# ? Sep 18, 2013 23:25

minidracula: Dec 22, 2007; boo woo boo

gucci void main posted:

imo just write your code so perfectly that there will never be an exception

I'm convinced there's a joke to be made involving exceptionalism and "check your privilege" applied to code, but I don't know what it is.

# ? Sep 19, 2013 00:20

Salynne: Oct 25, 2007

Wheany posted:

holy poo poo yes. last spring we had to design a music streaming service, like spotify, as a group exercise. we were give a bunch of requirements and we had to make all kinds of diagrams of the different parts and their connections and all that kind of crap.

after some review, the reviewer recommended that we use "the strategy pattern" in one part that had to have some interchangeable behavior and then every time we had a team meeting that concerned that part, my team members could not stop talking about how that part needs to use strategy specifically, and then they made a loving point of mentioning that in the following reviews.

i agree that the pattern names increase the vocabularity we can use when talking about designs, but it's far more important to realize that the concepts exist. then when you're planning something or even coding something you might afterwards realize that you have used a "visitor" here and a "decorator" there

as a self taught programmer, I started looking at some of this poo poo companies are asking for as REQUIREMENTS

so I looked at this SOLID thing

after 10 minutes I went "oh this is a whole lot of words about hey don't write code like a retard..got it I won't"

# ? Sep 19, 2013 00:20

Nomnom Cookie: Aug 30, 2009

good news, most programmers don't understand or apply solid

# ? Sep 19, 2013 00:25

Salynne: Oct 25, 2007

Nomnom Cookie posted:

good news, most programmers don't understand or apply solid

im gonna get the job!

# ? Sep 19, 2013 00:25

tef: May 30, 2004; -> some l-system crap ->

�object-oriented design is the roman numerals of computing�

# ? Sep 19, 2013 08:46

tef: May 30, 2004; -> some l-system crap ->

this av is pretty cool

# ? Sep 19, 2013 08:53

emoji: Jun 4, 2004

Breakfast All Day posted:

has anyone tried julia yet? considering doing my next batch of research in it since I could contribute a few libs

julia is cool because my name is in the commit history

# ? Sep 19, 2013 10:18

emoji: Jun 4, 2004

and the iJulia notebook is cool. you need to build the runtime from source often to keep up (takes <1min) but be aware the first build takes like 3 hours to compile all the BLAS poo poo on a 2013 rMBP

# ? Sep 19, 2013 10:32

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

tef posted:

this av is pretty cool

gah!

so shaggar is you, and you're tbc. is tbc now shaggar, or are there more people in this demented avatar rodeo?

# ? Sep 19, 2013 12:08

gonadic io: Feb 16, 2011; >>=

prefect posted:

is tbc now shaggar

yep

# ? Sep 19, 2013 12:12

tef: May 30, 2004; -> some l-system crap ->

writing a lovely blog or porn site? use php. who gives a gently caress if the cash is rolling in

# ? Sep 19, 2013 13:25

tef: May 30, 2004; -> some l-system crap ->

feels good man

# ? Sep 19, 2013 13:28

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

tef posted:

feels good man

the avatar switch doesn't seem to have had any effect on shaggar's posting, though (at least there's not also a name-change thread going on. if names and avatars were changing, it would be impossible to know who was who (or whom?))

# ? Sep 19, 2013 13:32

gonadic io: Feb 16, 2011; >>=

Tiny Bug Child posted:

i'm not saying we didn't have to throw some pretty serious hardware at the problem, because we did, but you can't put a price on being able to write in the best language

e: goddammit, pretend i didn't gently caress up the horizontal whitespacing

gonadic io fucked around with this message at 13:35 on Sep 19, 2013

# ? Sep 19, 2013 13:32

Blotto Skorzany: Nov 7, 2008; He's a PSoC, loose and runnin'
came the whisper from each lip
And he's here to do some business with
the bad ADC on his chip
bad ADC on his chiiiiip

tef posted:

writing a lovely blog or porn site? use php. who gives a gently caress if the cash is rolling in

tef posted:

feels good man

# ? Sep 19, 2013 13:40

tef: May 30, 2004; -> some l-system crap ->

still, php is old news, why bother learning two languages? that just seems like effort

brb writing personal node pages, or pnp. it's gonna be php but with javascript

# ? Sep 19, 2013 13:46

tef: May 30, 2004; -> some l-system crap ->

really what will kill php is something that lets you knock up webpages around a database without having to touch code. edit production live in your browser, now that's what i'm talking about.

just mash sqlite into a wiki job done

# ? Sep 19, 2013 13:49

power botton: Nov 2, 2011

isn't that what firebase and meteor and poo poo is trying to do?

# ? Sep 19, 2013 13:53

Zlodo: Nov 25, 2006

best 30$ i spent in a while

# ? Sep 19, 2013 13:54

emoji: Jun 4, 2004

tef posted:

still, php is old news, why bother learning two languages? that just seems like effort

brb writing personal node pages, or pnp. it's gonna be php but with javascript

pnp means `party and play' which is a euphemism for high-risk sex acts accompanied by drug use, typically methamphetamine. your proposed technology could be Considered Harmful

# ? Sep 19, 2013 13:57

tef: May 30, 2004; -> some l-system crap ->

i've never felt so free

# ? Sep 19, 2013 14:04

tef: May 30, 2004; -> some l-system crap ->

git clone trooper posted:

isn't that what firebase and meteor and poo poo is trying to do?

meteor is opening up your database to arbitrary javascript running in the browser, but you still have to write code for some reason

# ? Sep 19, 2013 14:08

tef: May 30, 2004; -> some l-system crap ->

the last time i saw a meteor demo, i was watching a conf stream

as the talk progressed, the audience started hacking it and changing all the values

# ? Sep 19, 2013 14:11

Notorious b.s.d.: Jan 25, 2003; by Reene

kraftwerk singles posted:

pnp means `party and play' which is a euphemism for high-risk sex acts accompanied by drug use, typically methamphetamine. your proposed technology could be Considered Harmful

so you're saying his new templating language would be edgy, and a little bit sexy?

# ? Sep 19, 2013 15:26

Workaday Wizard: Oct 23, 2009; by Pragmatica

tef posted:

the last time i saw a meteor demo, i was watching a conf stream

as the talk progressed, the audience started hacking it and changing all the values

loooooooooooooooooool

i wanna see this

# ? Sep 19, 2013 15:42

PleasingFungus: Oct 10, 2012; idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off

tef posted:

the last time i saw a meteor demo, i was watching a conf stream

as the talk progressed, the audience started hacking it and changing all the values

our cto/cofounder heard about meteor and got incredibly excited about it

gave an in-company talk about it, talked about how it was The Future, spent a month building a public-facing tool in it...

...and then, after an extremely public and embarrassing demo of the tool which caused it to slow to a crawl and crash (after more then a dozen people used it at once), we never heard about meteor again.

~alas~

# ? Sep 19, 2013 15:55

double sulk: Jul 2, 2010

lol javascript "frameworks"

# ? Sep 19, 2013 16:09

tef: May 30, 2004; -> some l-system crap ->

Notorious b.s.d. posted:

so you're saying his new templating language would be edgy, and a little bit sexy?

target market: dudebros

# ? Sep 19, 2013 16:52

Shaggar: Apr 26, 2006

heroku has the market cornered on dudebro exploitation

# ? Sep 19, 2013 16:53

Blotto Skorzany: Nov 7, 2008; He's a PSoC, loose and runnin'
came the whisper from each lip
And he's here to do some business with
the bad ADC on his chip
bad ADC on his chiiiiip

dudes. bros. dudebros. brodudes

# ? Sep 19, 2013 17:06

uG: Apr 23, 2003; by Ralp

dudegrammers

# ? Sep 19, 2013 17:17

Blotto Skorzany: Nov 7, 2008; He's a PSoC, loose and runnin'
came the whisper from each lip
And he's here to do some business with
the bad ADC on his chip
bad ADC on his chiiiiip

dude-grammars

# ? Sep 19, 2013 17:19

Blotto Skorzany: Nov 7, 2008; He's a PSoC, loose and runnin'
came the whisper from each lip
And he's here to do some business with
the bad ADC on his chip
bad ADC on his chiiiiip

Otto Skorzeny posted:

dude-grammars

totes (adj.) - completely. "Erlang's string handling is totes annoying".

totes (v., trans., pres. par.) - serializes or deserializes. "the csv_to_record() call just totes the data back and forth between formats."

# ? Sep 19, 2013 17:22

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# ? Jun 12, 2024 00:49

Blotto Skorzany: Nov 7, 2008; He's a PSoC, loose and runnin'
came the whisper from each lip
And he's here to do some business with
the bad ADC on his chip
bad ADC on his chiiiiip

Otto Skorzeny posted:

dude-grammars

KERNIGHAN: Quid me appellavisti?

STROUSTRUP: Visne aliquid de illo facere?

KERNIGHAN: Foras gradiamur.

*a SCUFFLE is heard*

STROUSTRUP (coughing, walking away defeated): Utinam modo subiunctivo semper male utaris!

# ? Sep 19, 2013 17:25

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