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This is pretty funny to me.. http://www.berlin.de/ba-friedrichshain-kreuzberg/politik-und-verwaltung/bezirksverordnetenversammlung/online/vo020.asp?VOLFDNR=8545 "Ein Musikclub hat durch Eintrittsgelder und dem sauberen und ordentlichen Verkauf von Getränken die Genehmigung, ein ansprechendes Programm zu finanzieren. Dies ist im Berghain durchaus möglich, wenn Zahlungswillige nicht durch unintelligente, unansehnliche Wichtigtuer selektiert würden."  " Es ist Aufgabe von Betreibern, sich beispielsweise in Manchester, London, Rio oder auf Sardinien in berühmten, funktionierenden Clubs Nachhilfe in Ablauforganisation und Musikprogramm zu holen." "Sexuelle Handlungen sind durch entsprechende Beleuchtung und Personal zu unterbinden. " (And yes, I first saw this on Bento.. Sue me)
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voodoo dog posted:This is pretty funny to me.. Being refused entry into a club and then bitch about it in city council to own the libs
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AfD posted:Durch ein vermeintliches Underdog Image
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Clubokratie, die Herrschaft der Tür
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What is even the appeal of the Barghain when you are some card-carrying AfD old? 
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Raspberry Jam It In Me posted:Only Lohnsteuer gets deducted monthly from your pay. All other incomes are more complicated and probably work the same way as in Switzerland tax wise. God have mercy on your soul if your are self-employed. I'm going freelance in Bavaria. Tax becomes a game of "what the gently caress is that word and why is it 25 letters long?"
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Tell me more about your Einkünfteerzielungsabsicht as it relates to the Tatbestandsmässigkeit of your Einkunftsart's Steuerbarkeit. 
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Randler posted:Tell me more about your Einkünfteerzielungsabsicht as it relates to the Tatbestandsmässigkeit of your Einkunftsart's Steuerbarkeit. is... is this what PTSD feels like 
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botany posted:is... is this what PTSD feels like what no? it's pure bliss
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Yeah, his wife is German and left him after Brexit. My headcanon is her being a deep cover agent enacting vengeance on der Inselaffen.
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Randler posted:Yeah, his wife is German and left him after Brexit. My headcanon is her being a deep cover agent enacting vengeance on der Inselaffen. Yean Germans are like that. You think it's coincidence they sent Fred Trump to the US hundred years ago?
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Randler posted:Yeah, his wife is German and left him after Brexit. My headcanon is her being a deep cover agent enacting vengeance on der Inselaffen. oh didn't know that, retracting my
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BabyFur Denny posted:Yean Germans are like that. You think it's coincidence they sent Fred Trump to the US hundred years ago? I am not at liberty to discuss how an apparently poor peasant was able to afford a transatlantic sea voyage.
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Let's not forget that Germany literally shipped Lenin to Russia in a sealed train to gently caress them up.
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cebrail posted:Let's not forget that Germany literally shipped Lenin to Russia in a sealed train to gently caress them up. We've been doing it for much longer than that. Remember when we send the Habsburgs to Spain, or the Hannovers to England. In fact, there is hardly a country in Europe that didn't have some German on the throne at some point. Coincidence? I think not!
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Let's not forget the true masters at this game, our inbred southern brethren
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Dommolus Magnus posted:We've been doing it for much longer than that. Remember when we send the Habsburgs to Spain, or the Hannovers to England. In fact, there is hardly a country in Europe that didn't have some German on the throne at some point. Coincidence? I think not!
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frankenfreak posted:Hell, we even put some Germans on the Greek throne. How did that work out? They won the EM
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Dommolus Magnus posted:We've been doing it for much longer than that. Remember when we send the Habsburgs to Spain, or the Hannovers to England. In fact, there is hardly a country in Europe that didn't have some German on the throne at some point. Coincidence? I think not! Still can't believe how easy it was to con the English into believing a bunch of inbred Low Saxons were their divinely appointed masters. Monarchists might quite possibly be the dumbest ideology this side of Protestants.
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Randler posted:Still can't believe how easy it was to con the English into believing a bunch of inbred Low Saxons were their divinely appointed masters. Why are you surprised? England has been the genetic dumping ground of Europe since forever.
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I'm in a bookstore in my hometown, and next to me are two twelve-year olds discussing Slenderman with the bookseller. What have these forums wrought D:
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pidan posted:I'm in a bookstore in my hometown, and next to me are two twelve-year olds discussing Slenderman with the bookseller. 4chan, reddit and Memes/Image Macros. We made the hellhole we live in, with good intentions.
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Decius posted:4chan, reddit and Memes/Image Macros. We made the hellhole we live in, with good intentions. Well something awful is still ok. We're merely extremely efficient exporters of garbage.
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I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!
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suck my woke dick posted:Well something awful is still ok. We're merely extremely efficient exporters of garbage. There's a joke about shipping politicians off to the EU in there.
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I mean, I pretty much assume everyone here voted Die PARTEI in the EU election so that doesn't quite hold up.
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My Lovely Horse posted:I mean, I pretty much assume everyone here voted Die PARTEI in the EU election so that doesn't quite hold up.
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And I vote Green, so count this another vote lost to the almighty PARTEI.
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If April, why hot? *ächz*
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frankenfreak posted:If April, why hot? *ächz* If Global Warming, why April hot? ...
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ihr seid so doof, drei tage im jahr ist es mal heiß und ihr jammert *schwitzes hamburgishly*
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Goa Tse-tung posted:ihr seid so doof, drei tage im jahr ist es mal heiß und ihr jammert My complaint about hot days is that I have to drive this road to and from work:  and as soon as it's warm outside, bikers from all over the country ride that road up and down, and they always overtake where they can't see oncoming traffic (in violation of Zeichen 276, which is posted there for exactly that reason), so you better be ready to emergency brake all the loving time
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Bonfire Lit posted:My complaint about hot days is that I have to drive this road to and from work: 
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Motorradführerschein als Organspenderausweis anerkennen IMO.
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Cingulate posted:Speak for yourself, I voted for Elon Musk, botany voted for some tanks to roll into Dresden, and Randlr didn't vote, he just yelled at a few people who looked like they might vote for some social democrats. Randler doesn't have to vote. He has meticulously mantained excel sheets on anyone who might reasonably get elected. 
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My mother always hates the first sunny weekends of the year because she has to x-ray all the careless bikers. Worse that everyone slipping and breaking bones when it first gets icy in winter.
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Bonfire Lit posted:My complaint about hot days is that I have to drive this road to and from work: nice foto of a spaghetti nudel on an old lady's bein
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Randler posted:Tell me more about your Einkünfteerzielungsabsicht as it relates to the Tatbestandsmässigkeit of your Einkunftsart's Steuerbarkeit. I'm having fun proving that I am freiberuflich, not selbständig and I need to prove that I qualify for Künstlersozialversicherung. Have I mentioned that my German is not very good?
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For the record, my previous post and all the long words in it actually apply directly to your situation when it comes to taxes. Hope you are retaining a Rechtsanwalt or a Steuerberater.
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