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anthonypants: May 6, 2007; by Nyc_Tattoo; Dinosaur Gum

Improbable Lobster posted:

# ? Sep 6, 2015 10:20

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# ? Jun 12, 2024 06:37

moron izzard: Nov 17, 2006; Grimey Drawer

Only 12 more hours left to get yourself a t rex ninja cat microsoft shirt!!! http://teespring.com/windows-central-10#pid=6&cid=639&sid=front

# ? Sep 6, 2015 15:05

turnways: Jun 22, 2004

We've paid special attention to the design of the shirt to ensure it is extra awesome, including the addition of the #UpgradeYourWorld hash tag on the back.

# ? Sep 6, 2015 16:06

Joe 30330: Dec 20, 2007; "We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

lol the file security operations in windows 10 still use the vista/7 progress windows

# ? Sep 6, 2015 17:26

Happy_Misanthrope: Aug 3, 2007; "I wanted to kill you, go to your funeral, and anyone who showed up to mourn you, I wanted to kill them too."

duTrieux. posted:

because using osX feels like visiting canada

more organized, cleaner, works better - a good analogy

# ? Sep 6, 2015 18:03

duTrieux.: Oct 9, 2003

Happy_Misanthrope posted:

more organized, cleaner, works better - a good analogy

more like 'bizarro-world where everybody's suspiciously polite, too polite'

# ? Sep 6, 2015 19:23

Beeftweeter: Jun 28, 2005; OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

i'm the incredibly stupid error message and excellent utilization of screen space and font size

# ? Sep 6, 2015 22:19

Silver Alicorn: Mar 30, 2008; 𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

duTrieux. posted:

more like 'bizarro-world where everybody's suspiciously polite, too polite'

utah?

# ? Sep 6, 2015 22:44

PleasureKevin: Jan 2, 2011

A Yolo Wizard posted:

Only 12 more hours left to get yourself a t rex ninja cat microsoft shirt!!! http://teespring.com/windows-central-10#pid=6&cid=639&sid=front

with each iteration of this graphic they add more windows stuff to it.

now it has a big windows logo as the back-drop and the #upgradeyourwold hashtag

# ? Sep 6, 2015 23:49

pram: Jun 10, 2001

only 4 hours left guys

# ? Sep 7, 2015 00:00

Phoenixan: Jan 16, 2010; Just Keep Cool-idge

PleasureKevin posted:

with each iteration of this graphic they add more windows stuff to it.

now it has a big windows logo as the back-drop and the #upgradeyourwold hashtag

and much like windows 10 itself, it looks visually inconsistent in multiple ways

# ? Sep 7, 2015 00:13

Dubstep Jesus: Jun 27, 2012; by exmarx

why does the t-rex have those things that janitors use to pick trash up off the ground

# ? Sep 7, 2015 00:28

pram: Jun 10, 2001

because bacon narwhal unicorn mon keyc heese

# ? Sep 7, 2015 00:28

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003; no meds = f4

Dubstep Jesus posted:

why does the t-rex have those things that janitors use to pick trash up off the ground

no u idiot its one of these

they were popular 90s kids toys

# ? Sep 7, 2015 00:31

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003; no meds = f4

good for grabbing mom, things on the floor, annoying girl. etc

# ? Sep 7, 2015 00:32

El_Elegante: Jul 3, 2004; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Biscuit Hider

Smythe posted:

good for grabbing mom, things on the floor, annoying girl. etc

# ? Sep 7, 2015 01:27

fart simpson: Jul 2, 2005; DEATH TO AMERICA

Smythe posted:

good for grabbing mom, things on the floor, annoying girl. etc

# ? Sep 7, 2015 01:31

Silver Alicorn: Mar 30, 2008; 𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

they also make a noise that makes cats dry heave

# ? Sep 7, 2015 01:44

shadow puppet of a: Jan 10, 2007; NO TENGO SCORPIO

Dubstep Jesus posted:

why does the t-rex have those things that janitors use to pick trash up off the ground

those are sold as "nippers" in industrial supply catalogs

# ? Sep 7, 2015 05:24

univbee: Jun 3, 2004

shadow puppet of a posted:

those are sold as "nippers" in industrial supply catalogs

i don't think i've ever seen a portmanteau of two racial slurs before

# ? Sep 7, 2015 05:33

duTrieux.: Oct 9, 2003

univbee posted:

i don't think i've ever seen a portmanteau of two racial slurs before

chigger

# ? Sep 7, 2015 06:11

anthonypants: May 6, 2007; by Nyc_Tattoo; Dinosaur Gum

Smythe posted:

good for grabbing mom, things on the floor, annoying girl. etc

new microsoft windows tagline

# ? Sep 7, 2015 06:26

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003; no meds = f4

duTrieux. posted:

chigger

this is a real bug? i thought?

# ? Sep 7, 2015 06:50

Chris Knight: Jun 5, 2002; me @ ur posts; Fun Shoe

Smythe posted:

no u idiot its one of these they were popular 90s kids toys

try 80s

# ? Sep 7, 2015 14:04

Notorious b.s.d.: Jan 25, 2003; by Reene

Smythe posted:

no u idiot its one of these they were popular 90s kids toys

i only remember them being t-rex heads

# ? Sep 7, 2015 16:52

PleasureKevin: Jan 2, 2011

pram posted:

only 4 hours left guys

of what

# ? Sep 7, 2015 17:10

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003; no meds = f4

Notorious b.s.d. posted:

i only remember them being t-rex heads

could get these at the zoo gift shop. nice biting on these. good speed on the retract. extremely good for biting mom, tissues coming out of tissue box, sleeping kids finger.

# ? Sep 7, 2015 17:17

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003; no meds = f4

durr, why does the microsoft his the things chain gang guys use toi pick up litter. sometyhing i actually read in this forum. unbelievable. are you even from this planet? SMDH big time. hurr durr. your opinion on anything else? ever? Pass.

# ? Sep 7, 2015 17:19

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003; no meds = f4

Stupid Shitter who has openly been caught knowing LITERALLY nothing and being TOTALLY clueless: I'd like to weigh in on this topic, you see whe- *gets crushed by first an anvil, then a dresser, then a piano, then the moon* STFU MORON!!!! STFU!!!!!!

# ? Sep 7, 2015 17:21

PleasureKevin: Jan 2, 2011

wow you must have been the king of hell dump with those burns

# ? Sep 7, 2015 17:34

duTrieux.: Oct 9, 2003

Smythe posted:

this is a real bug? i thought?

yeah

# ? Sep 7, 2015 18:14

Joe 30330: Dec 20, 2007; "We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

PleasureKevin posted:

wow you must have been the king of hell dump with those burns

# ? Sep 7, 2015 18:25

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003; no meds = f4

if you little babies cant take the heat, getout of the kitchen and scurry off to iyg

# ? Sep 7, 2015 18:40

med school head: Apr 17, 2012

gotcha dick on hard

# ? Sep 7, 2015 19:09

Sniep: Mar 28, 2004; All I needed was that fatty blunt...

King of Breakfast

Smythe posted:

could get these at the zoo gift shop.

*cant hear mom yelling "its time to go, now!" over sound of the biggest rain stick they have in the basket, one way, the other way, one way, the otherway, until grabbed by neck collar and dragged out by angry mom*

# ? Sep 7, 2015 20:00