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Les Os
Mar 29, 2010
remember when the worst discourse we heard was a representative shouting you lie jfc

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Romes128
Dec 28, 2008


Fun Shoe

AKA Pseudonym posted:

Hey guys! Not sure if this is the right place to post this or not. But I'm an idiot who likes to debase himself for authoritarian kleptocrats who will inevitably dispose of me the moment I become an inconvenience. Would a position in the Trump administration be right for me?

Too many big words

Bye felicia

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Lime Tonics posted:

Just be sure on page 777 it is all about trumps casinos, and the bankruptcies!

on page 999 can we write fanfic for the parallel reality where herman cain is pres?

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost

Mackers posted:

hmbol this is gonna be fuckin sweeeet :cheers:

I think we need to temper expectations a bit. I'm no expert, but I'd guess that the majority of those indictments will be for people none of us has ever heard of: Staff, middle men, programmers, etc.

Paranoid Peanut
Nov 13, 2009



So a phony hypocrite is a someone who is bad at hypocrisy... meaning he's honest. Dumb trumb with his preschool logic can't grasp a double negative.

HALP!

Viruswithshoes
Mar 26, 2007

Nation in shock that a man elected as president with catchphrase 'you're fired!' ends up firing lots of people

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost
I can't wait until we get to see the Loly Grail, the Piss Tape.

Viruswithshoes
Mar 26, 2007

GOD drat I knew this week would have some hearty lols in it. When I woke up this morning to 421 unread posts my mouth couldn't stop salivating

Indy
Mar 30, 2005

Hey guys, what's up?
Can someone plz explain how hardcore republicans and other trailer trash dont freak out over all this russian bullshit. Wolverines etc

Viruswithshoes
Mar 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/pattonoswalt/status/862337394242146305

:lol:

Reince Penis
Nov 15, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Oh wow he's going full Holden Caufield

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
is there video of spicer emerging from the hedge



please tell me there is

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Indy posted:

Can someone plz explain how hardcore republicans and other trailer trash dont freak out over all this russian bullshit. Wolverines etc

The right loves Russia because Putin, it's the left that hates them now

Reince Penis
Nov 15, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Blue Train posted:

The right loves Russia because Putin, it's the left that hates them now

the left hasn't loved Russia since they expelled Alex Berkman and Emma Goldman back to the US for being critical of the revolution hth

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



PK loving SUBBAN posted:

the left hasn't loved Russia since they expelled Alex Berkman and Emma Goldman back to the US for being critical of the revolution hth

i think he means democrats/liberals, not the actual left

my new dog
May 7, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
may donald j trump drink the blood of every american man, woman and child

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

instead of alec baldwin it should be danny devito doing the trump impressions

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



my new dog posted:

may donald j trump drink the blood of every american man, woman and child

lol if u think that's the fluid our president (reality star and gaudy cartoon rich person) donald j trump thirsts for

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Indy posted:

Can someone plz explain how hardcore republicans and other trailer trash dont freak out over all this russian bullshit. Wolverines etc

Serious answer for the lolz thread: the Republican base is heavily tied up in authoritarian ideology. A single, strong man in charge who puts everything right and protects them from "the other". Without the communism bogeyman to push them away, they love those dictators who give them just enough of a fig leaf that they can pretend that they're not in love with a monster. So Putin and Russia are the good guys to them.

Then they have the bunker mentality that everyone is out to get them. Admittedly part of this is true since they are colossal shitheads and are treated as such, but they don't engage with facts and invent their own reality to justify their conclusions. Putin is a good guy, therefore the media is responding to his goodness by slandering him. And since he's a good guy, why wouldn't Trump be dealing with him?

So it's all lies made up to discredit the strong leader who's a straight shooter and Trump is smart for working with him.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Pac-Manioc Root posted:

i think he means democrats/liberals, not the actual left

Yea, this

FuhrerHat posted:

instead of alec baldwin it should be danny devito doing the trump impressions

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

red19fire posted:

So the russians have more than likely bugged the oval office. It's funny, watching The Americans tv show, as the protagonists struggle for months to get a transmitter into a copy machine at an fbi satellite office. And yet here, in real life, the president welcomes a whole bunch of russians with electronics into the oval office with open arms.

Like television involving the presidency will be ruined forever now. House of Cards's Frank Underwood conniving his way to the presidency is a ridiculous concept now than an orange moron can do it. The producers of Veep said they even had to change a storyline during filming because of the loving piss tape.

HMBOL


Keep in mind, even at the end of the Bush presidency he had somewhere in the vicinity of 32% approval, and there were still a solid 27% of people who still believed Iraq had WMD's & a connection to 9/11.

Also, Betsy DeVos bought her way into the education secretary position. Her brother is Erik Prince, the CEO of the war crime factory BlackWater, who gave trump like $100 million dollars for his campaign. And this is what they have to show for it.

HMBOL


Like you think the Russians needed to wait to be in there themselves to drop a bug. Lol they have\had moles since day one. Do you not hear the news?

my new dog
May 7, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
how can the loving president of the united states deny american media access, while letting only russian media in. HOW

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost

Indy posted:

Can someone plz explain how hardcore republicans and other trailer trash dont freak out over all this russian bullshit. Wolverines etc

These are real salt-of-the-earth Americans who firmly believe the old saying "Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you can't get fooled again."

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

my new dog posted:

how can the loving president of the united states deny american media access, while letting only russian media in. HOW

Freedom of the press duh

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!

NotWearingPants posted:

These are real salt-of-the-earth Americans who firmly believe the old saying "Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you can't get fooled again."

Republicans believe that Gee Dubya flubbed the "fool me once" quote because he didn't want the media getting a soundbite of him saying "shame on me". Which.....
....
maybe.....
......
SORT OF makes sense.
.....
If you don't factor in his tons of other flubs and mis-speaks and general dimwittedness.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

my new dog posted:

how can the loving president of the united states deny american media access, while letting only russian media in. HOW

I wonder if this sets a new president? I haven't heard of it before.

Viruswithshoes
Mar 26, 2007

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

my new dog posted:

how can the loving president of the united states deny american media access, while letting only russian media in. HOW

I don't see the problem with only allowing Russian government media into a closed door meeting with their foreign minister and alleged spy the day after firing the FBI director leading a counter intelligence investigation into Russian infiltration of the President's campaign, national security advisor, and other associates.

ambient robot
Apr 23, 2014

by Lowtax

NotWearingPants posted:

These are real salt-of-the-earth Americans who firmly believe the old saying "Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you can't get fooled again."

Also helps that there are plenty of legitimate looking/sounding people who are more than happy to tell them everything they don't like is a lie told by crooked lefties. Fox News is the most watched station in America.

Skypie
Sep 28, 2008

brylcreem posted:

Yeah, I'm glad I made it on there!

Can you believe Trump is president of the United States? lol

Don Juan Trumpé

hmbol

Kumo
Jul 31, 2004

Indy posted:

Can someone plz explain how hardcore republicans and other trailer trash dont freak out over all this russian bullshit. Wolverines etc

It's not regarded as a threat to their values.

In fact, a predominantly white, expansionist nation that hates gays & Muslims ruled by a corrupt autocrat appeals to them for some reason.

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

Indy posted:

Can someone plz explain how hardcore republicans and other trailer trash dont freak out over all this russian bullshit. Wolverines etc

mathematically, 50% of the population of any country is less intelligent than the opposite 50% of the same population.
america only has 2 viable political parties.

my new dog
May 7, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo

turn off the TV posted:

I don't see the problem with only allowing Russian government media into a closed door meeting with their foreign minister and alleged spy the day after firing the FBI director leading a counter intelligence investigation into Russian infiltration of the President's campaign, national security advisor, and other associates.

heck, same

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

https://twitter.com/ClaraJeffery/status/862399275547754496

Skypie
Sep 28, 2008

I mean, Comey did ask for more money/staff for the investigation apparently so it sounds like it wasn't dying off.

Release the piss tape, Comey, you have nothing left to lose

Romes128
Dec 28, 2008


Fun Shoe

"comey ain't a ride or die bitch, fire his rear end"

-Donald jeremiah trump

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

Skypie posted:

I mean, Comey did ask for more money/staff for the investigation apparently so it sounds like it wasn't dying off.

Release the piss tape, Comey, you have nothing left to lose

The FBI also received subpoenas for Flynn associates from a grand jury, news of which dropped two hours before he was fired.

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008


Donald Josaphat Trump

Oldstench
Jun 29, 2007

Let's talk about where you're going.

The Walrus posted:

is there video of spicer emerging from the hedge



please tell me there is

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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
im straight up ODing on lols









jfc




were all gonna die lol

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