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ass cobra: May 28, 2004; by Azathoth

They should have the green screen for every speaker

for the memes

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Constant Hamprince: Oct 24, 2010; by exmarx; College Slice

First we had the bullet farmer. Now we have the guac farmer.

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Mystery Goomba: Jun 4, 2011

Why hasn't she ran for office with these credentials?

# ? Jul 20, 2016 03:45

Xandu: Feb 19, 2006; It's hard to be humble when you're as great as I am.

STAC Goat posted:

Code Pink seems oddly effective at getting in. Are all the Black Lives Matters protesters just getting shut down on sight?

Pretty much, they're mostly middle age white women.

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MysteriousStranger: Mar 3, 2016; My "vacation" is a euphemism for war tourism in Ukraine for some "bloody work" to escape my boring techie job and family.

Ask me about my warcrimes.

STAC Goat posted:

It feels selfish to complain about not getting enough when Friend Ben invoked Lucifer but still, I was hoping for more crazy.

Ben Carson calling Clinton a satanist didn't shock me. Christie conducting a communist show trial did.

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Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

rear end cobra posted:

didnt catch friend ben did he do well?

He went off script to say that Hillary worships Lucifer.

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JumpinJackFlash: Nov 15, 2001

For an actress she loving sucks at speaking

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The Human Crouton: Sep 20, 2002

STAC Goat posted:

Code Pink seems oddly effective at getting in. Are all the Black Lives Matters protesters just getting shut down on sight?

I think they are ordinary people unknowingly carrying the virus through the door.

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Democrazy: Oct 16, 2008; If you're not willing to lick the boot, then really why are you in politics lol? Everything is a cycle of just getting stomped on so why do you want to lose to it over and over, just submit like me, I'm very intelligent.

Avocados are horrible water consumers and should not be grown in drought-ravaged California.

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Al!: Apr 2, 2010

Oh I get it. She's the woman for trump

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MaxxBot: Oct 6, 2003; you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

Grey Fox posted:

I hope she closes this by calling Jeb!'s guac recipe garbage.

No Lemon!!

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Al!: Apr 2, 2010

She almost said the 14 words lol

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disjoe: Feb 18, 2011

MY GRANDFATHER STARTED THIS BUSINESS WITH ONE AVOCADO

AND HE WAS GRATEFUL

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nah thanks: Jun 18, 2004; Take me out.

Atrocious Joe posted:

HAs the background been green this entire time or are they doing it for the avocado theme

unironically gave her an avocado themed background

owns

# ? Jul 20, 2016 03:46

mannerup: Jan 11, 2004; ♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

Democrazy posted:

Avocados are horrible water consumers and should not be grown in drought-ravaged California.

counterpoint: they taste good

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Trash Trick: Apr 17, 2014

a ridiculous percentage of these speeches are dedicated to pimping peoples own businesses

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ass cobra: May 28, 2004; by Azathoth

Joementum posted:

He went off script to say that Hillary worships Lucifer.

SirJohnnyMcDonald posted:

friend ben did very well indeed

Im happy for Friend Ben

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WhiskeyJuvenile: Feb 15, 2002; by Nyc_Tattoo

https://twitter.com/AngeloRumore/status/755593531675254784

https://twitter.com/ppppolls/status/755594653773107200

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Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Joementum posted:

He went off script to say that Hillary worships Lucifer.

and it was amazing

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Atrocious Joe: Sep 2, 2011

https://twitter.com/theshrillest/status/755593876920868864 https://twitter.com/theshrillest/status/755593987826720772

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pig slut lisa: Mar 5, 2012; irl is good

I want this lady to wrap it up so we can hear from the "American Muslims for Trump" guy

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velvet milkman: Feb 13, 2012; by R. Guyovich

obamacare killed my avocados

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FAUXTON: Jun 2, 2005; spero che tu stia bene

WhiskeyJuvenile posted:

https://twitter.com/jenstatsky/status/755588564419768320

Quick someone check that database they hacked

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SpiderHyphenMan: Apr 1, 2010; by Fluffdaddy

Once again

Wikipedia posted:

Adam Brandon, a spokesman for the conservative non-profit organization FreedomWorks, one of several groups involved in organizing Tea Party protests, says the group gives Alinsky's Rules for Radicals to its top leadership members. A shortened guide called Rules for Patriots is distributed to its entire network. In a January 2012 story that appeared in The Wall Street Journal, citing the organization's tactic of sending activists to town-hall meetings, Brandon explained, "his [Alinsky's] tactics when it comes to grass-roots organizing are incredibly effective." Former Republican House Majority Leader Dick Armey also gives copies of Alinsky's book Rules for Radicals to Tea Party leaders.[35]

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