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The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


Schnorkles posted:

Comey is also just a total loose cannon and has been since the bush admin

But he gets results

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Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

paranoid randroid posted:

suddenly every television broadcast in America switches to Putin sitting in a wood-paneled study in a house robe and slippers. he turns to the camer and says "Good evening, America, and welcome to Masterpiss Theater..."

Yinlock posted:

it opens with the hitchcock silhouette except its fatter and orange

:discourse:


Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

The Brown Menace posted:

But he gets results

Thats it, The Brown Menace. You've gone too far this time!

Turn in your platinum and keyboard, you're off the case!

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Schnorkles posted:

Comey is also just a total loose cannon and has been since the bush admin




hmm

politifact rates this statement as eh, close enough

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.
It's awesome how we all laugh at racist pamphlets made a hundred years ago by white retards yel here we are in 2016 and those same retards are at it again:-

https://twitter.com/ishaantharoor/status/836694937890656256


Nope the GOP totally didn't invite murder in Kansas with poo poo like this nope.

CortezFantastic
Aug 10, 2003

I SEE DEMONS

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

You forgot DeVos's remarks on how historically black colleges and universities are "pioneers of school choice."

yeah true, sorry everything happens so much it is hard to keep us

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
i been jammin out to the Moana soundtrack AND I CANT FUCKIN STOP AGH

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

tacodaemon posted:

yeah it took me a week and a half or so to find out that within the conservative media bubble, the women's marches are seen as having backfired badly because they think the vast majority of americans were horrified and disgusted by the cat ear hats

So they're ignoring that and the increasingly pissed off AARP demographic demanding town halls. The GOP is placing a lot of faith in a personality cult focused on a man with a very lovely record of keeping anyone around him on friendly terms for any length of time.

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

get this, obama probably knew all this but sat on it.

also i bet christopher steele is already dead hence no reponse from him

Agrajag fucked around with this message at 23:03 on Feb 28, 2017

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

I'm using the overhead luggage compartment without paying for a carry on

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 9 days!

Al-Saqr posted:

It's awesome how we all laugh at racist pamphlets made a hundred years ago by white retards yel here we are in 2016 and those same retards are at it again:-

https://twitter.com/ishaantharoor/status/836694937890656256


Nope the GOP totally didn't invite murder in Kansas with poo poo like this nope.

:wtc:

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
https://twitter.com/sarahkliff/status/836697970468929536

gahahahahahaha he's loving congress so hard i love it

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Bethamphetamine posted:

So they're ignoring that and the increasingly pissed off AARP demographic demanding town halls. The GOP is placing a lot of faith in a personality cult focused on a man with a very lovely record of keeping anyone around him on friendly terms for any length of time.

Good thing his supporters suffer from beaten spouse syndrome. "I'm sure he didn't mean it! He'll do better next time! Give him a chance!"

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
TRUMP: Fake News!!!

MSNBC: Don't mind if I do!!

https://twitter.com/DailyCaller/status/836611529273446400

Mensch is seriously Alex Jones tier bugfuck crazy.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Schnorkles posted:

https://twitter.com/sarahkliff/status/836697970468929536

gahahahahahaha he's loving congress so hard i love it

So an hour and a half of talking about how many electoral votes he got, neato

Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

fits my needs posted:

Good thing his supporters suffer from beaten spouse syndrome. "I'm sure he didn't mean it! He'll do better next time! Give him a chance!"
that demographic is also incredibly high in domestic violence and murder, unhilariously enough

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

shiksa posted:

So an hour and a half of talking about how many electoral votes he got, neato

R's need cover and some arm twisting to do something with health care and they can't move onto tax reform until Ocare reconciliation provisions are done. The WH is setting them all out to drift and then lighting the boat on fire.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Schnorkles posted:

R's need cover and some arm twisting to do something with health care and they can't move onto tax reform until Ocare reconciliation provisions are done. The WH is setting them all out to drift and then lighting the boat on fire.

good

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
https://twitter.com/cushbomb/status/836685730814517249

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
Mind you I have no idea how they solve the main problem [Medicaid] given that the house won't pass anything that doesn't get rid of it and the Senate won't pass anything that does.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Agrajag posted:

get this, obama probably knew all this but sat on it.

also i bet christopher steele is already dead hence no reponse from him

That reminds me...

Remember this? http://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/307536-obama-urged-clinton-to-concede-on-election-night

Clinton conceded the next morning and disappeared entirely from politics.

If Obama knew Trump was a Russian puppet, then he would have also realized that Clinton fighting to recount the vote would just end up discrediting the Democrats further and make Trump look even better. This would then, in turn, make it look even worse when Trump is revealed as a Russian puppet -- it would give a lot of people fodder for a conspiracy that the Democrats came up with this as a last resort to get Trump out of power.

With Hillary backing off and disappearing, who ended up trying to drag out the election? Jill Stein. What was the result? Electoral results were 100% confirmed. Hmm, with whom have we seen Jill Stein photographed?

And if Obama did know about this all along, then deciding to hold onto it because it looked very likely Hillary would win and this could just go away quietly was a colossal mistake.

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
Not sure that the house could pass a Medicaid repeal in any form either tbh. Though I don't know how many votes are wavering on the more moderate flank

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McAeQiLmEYU

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

MaxxBot posted:

TRUMP: Fake News!!!

MSNBC: Don't mind if I do!!

https://twitter.com/DailyCaller/status/836611529273446400

Mensch is seriously Alex Jones tier bugfuck crazy.

if anyone knows about fake news and conspiracy theories it would be the daily caller

B-Rock452
Jan 6, 2005
:justflu:

Chokes McGee posted:

correct answer is to get off your bikes, push over his scooter, and kick the poo poo out of him

there's two of you surely at least one of you can get some good punches in

I honestly feel more minorities should just start carrying. I mean let's face it guns aren't going anywhere and if these loving nazi poo poo heads want to start bashing people, there should be consequences.

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Bethamphetamine posted:

So they're ignoring that and the increasingly pissed off AARP demographic demanding town halls. The GOP is placing a lot of faith in a personality cult focused on a man with a very lovely record of keeping anyone around him on friendly terms for any length of time.

for years now i've been impressed with the way the FYGM paul ryan types think they can buy off 100% of the olds by making the drastic cuts to social security and medicare apply only to people who are currently younger

every time, they're gobsmacked at once again discovering that there are lots of old people who actually give a poo poo about their children, grandchildren, etc

Origami Dali
Jan 7, 2005

Get ready to fuck!
You fucker's fucker!
You fucker!
He's just going to riff about giving the military a jolt of viagra and how he's gutting the "wasteful EPA" and other depts/programs he sees as useless, ignoring healthcare altogether. Dems will cry and his base will eat that poo poo up.

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

B-Rock452 posted:

I honestly feel more minorities should just start carrying. I mean let's face it guns aren't going anywhere and if these loving nazi poo poo heads want to start bashing people, there should be consequences.

actually, when minorities start carrying that's when gun laws get passed

Von Sloneker
Jul 6, 2009

as if all this was something more
than another footnote on a postcard from nowhere,
another chapter in the handbook for exercises in futility
gettin drunk for the Comedy Central Roast of Congress

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

yeah obama is ready to roll over like a dog much like the previous 8 years

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


Gringostar posted:

actually, when minorities start carrying that's when gun laws get passed

lol but true

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

tacodaemon posted:

for years now i've been impressed with the way the FYGM paul ryan types think they can buy off 100% of the olds by making the drastic cuts to social security and medicare apply only to people who are currently younger

every time, they're gobsmacked at once again discovering that there are lots of old people who actually give a poo poo about their children, grandchildren, etc

If the policy helped them at the expense of their kids and grandchildren they might be able to sell it but the problem with "entitlement reform" is it doesn't really appeal to anyone other than the super rich. For the average person at the very best you get the status quo.

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Origami Dali posted:

"I was only following orders.", said Paul Ryan in a brief outcry before being led to the gallows.

and in a dark corner you can see the Agrajag furiously jacking off to Paul Ryan's sobs

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

tacodaemon posted:

for years now i've been impressed with the way the FYGM paul ryan types think they can buy off 100% of the olds by making the drastic cuts to social security and medicare apply only to people who are currently younger

every time, they're gobsmacked at once again discovering that there are lots of old people who actually give a poo poo about their children, grandchildren, etc

well and every time they try to touch SS or Medicare the AARP cries havoc and unleashes the dogs of war

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

Gringostar posted:

actually, when minorities start carrying that's when gun laws get passed

current gun laws, particularly open carry, basically don't apply to minorities so this is an acceptable outcome imo

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

Yinlock posted:

"controversial" aaaaaaaa

trump says its fake but the fbi thought it was real enough to continue paying the guy who gave it to them

truth is obviously in the middle on this one

Gringostar posted:

if anyone knows about fake news and conspiracy theories it would be the daily caller

"lol check out this loony broad"- newspaper founded by nazis

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
[me trying to explain Torment: Tides of Numenera to a random person] she's a hyperdimensional nano who has multiple echoes of her because in infinite universes, it was bound to happen and in one universe, she kills you, and in another, she doesn't.
Which means... Callistege was fated to fragment into a billion pieces. If it wasn't her who opened the rift to let her echoes become a part of her as a host, she would have been one of the many Callisteges to another Callistege host, it's very simple. She was already doomed within infinite realities, tsk can't you understand that? Why else are there infinite Callisteges at war within each other to be the sole survivor while the others don't want that to happen :o:

[me trying to explain Donald Trump to a random foreigner] Well he's uhh, well you know about chaos emeralds right? Ok, now imagine that but with crystal meth

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Yinlock posted:

also i hope Canadian goons are ready to meet baloogan at big trump giant penis grand opening

https://twitter.com/scottruegg/status/836634816833466372

the loog is probably going to be one of those losers holding a trump sign by themselves trying to look smug

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paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Agrajag posted:

the loog is probably going to be one of those losers holding a trump sign by themselves trying to look smug

baloogan poking his head up through a manhole like the box art for the original TMNT film and muttering cuckwords at the protesters

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