Renegret posted:

would anybody like to

*looks around*

h...hold hands?

tight aspirations posted:

What do you think about The Game by Neil Strauss?

TheScott2K posted:

If we're not going to talk about hot sexy teens what the gently caress is this thread for

TheScott2K posted:

If we're not going to talk about hot sexy teens what the gently caress is this thread for

Cthulu Carl posted:

Hot, sexy failed relationships, of course.

54 40 or gently caress posted:

You saw the r/poly pictures, don't lie

cumshitter posted:

I worked at Barnes & Noble when this book come out. It sold really well and it looked cool, faux leather bind + one of those cloth tassel bookmarks. I picked up a copy.

It's an entertaining and fun work of fiction but I don't get how people thought all that PUA poo poo was worthwhile. The author is clearly bullshitting about large swathes of it. For example, on no less than 3 occasions he talks about running game on HB (Hard Body) 10's in public places and getting their emails, which coincidentally have their full name. Each one turns out to be a Sports Illustrated model, or Playmate of the Year, etc. but because his "inner game" isn't down he didn't have the guts to follow through on contacting them. So you're left with unverifiable stories that can only be proven by asking these women, "Have you ever been hit on by a bald man in a public place?"

On top of that the entire thrust of the narrative is bullshit because it's a "redemption" story. The author somehow manages to turn his life around after hitting rock bottom as a lowly Rolling Stone reporter interviewing Brittany Spears at the absolute apex of her fame. But thanks to The Game he manages to escape that life of drudgery and goes on to hold seminars and ferry dorks around Hollywood Boulevard bars trying to get them laid. He literally realizes that The Game is the path to happiness when he's running techniques on Spears to get her to open up during the interview.

It's actually a good read if you realize it's a very self-serving fictionalized account of how the author went to a bunch of PUA forums and interviewed people in the community. Significant portions of the book are dedicated to relating other internet PUA's stories about doing things like the 1,000 challenge (walk up to 1,000 strangers and make conversation) and other bullshit.

Zelder posted:

UPDATE: my ex boyfriend [28M] showed up to my school to fight my student [4M] who gave me [25F] flowers!

UPDATE UPDATE: wow he's [28M] really getting his rear end kicked out there, holy crap

P-Mack posted:

There was a "where are they now" interview with him a while back, he gave up on the PUA thing and got back with his ex and is much happier for it.

Renegret posted:

the hardest part of a relationship is my penis

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Me [23 F] with my roommate, she keeps using my tupperware for beans. I hate beans

My roommate likes to use my tupperware which is fine I guess because I have plenty. However, I hate beans. For some reason, they just disgust me. Seeing them makes me sick. I see my tupperware sitting in the sink with beans in it. It makes me never want to use it again. It is okay for me to ask her not to use my tupperware for beans. I mean it is my tupperware. She did ask if she could use one piece once, but hasn't asked since and just uses it all the time.

tl;dr: Roomie uses my tupperware and puts beans in it. Beans disgust me. Don't want her to use it for beans.

Zelder posted:

It is actually your crippling emotional problems, Renegret. We talked about this in couples counseling remember

Danaru posted:

Danaru posted:

Danaru posted:

Danaru posted:

Prince Noctis

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Me [27 F] with my boyfriend [28 M] of 2.5 years, am I wrong to be concerned about genetics regarding his... package size?Non-Romantic

My boyfriend and I have been together for 2.5 years, and have begun the discussions about possibly getting married. He hasn't proposed yet, but we've discussed it.
When we first started dating about 2.5 years ago I found him to be an extremely kind and gentle guy, caring to a fault, funny and sweet. I was quickly drawn in and interested in him. My one frustration was that he was seemingly not very interested in having sex.
About 2 months into dating him I found out why: he has a very small penis (length of a crayon, and only as thick as a marker when erect). He was very embarrassed over this and extremely reluctant to reveal his size to me. I told him it didn't matter and I cared about him as a person too much to let a little thing like his penis size deter me (poor phrasing in hindsight).
We've had sex quite a bit and about 7 or 8 months I was frustrated. His size simply WAS too lacking to stimulate me. I was not enjoying sex at all, and as much as my boyfriend did everything he could to please me, it really wasn't enough. In the end I came up with a solution he found a bit emasculating but consented to, and has since grown to not mind at all.
The solution is that he uses a strap-on dildo to bring me to climax, and then we continue having sex without it, until he climaxes. It was a bit awkward at first, but after several times having sex he began to become more comfortable using it and got over his wounded pride. We now have sex 5-6 times a week if you include our oral sessions and 2-3 times a week if you are talking just traditional sex.
In any case, we had to go through a lot of hurt feelings, embarrassment, effort, and dedication to get over the fact that my boyfriend has a very small penis. And now that we're talking about marriage I'm concerned.
I feel like a bitch, but I don't want my son (should I have one) to have to deal with the same issues my boyfriend has had to deal with. I don't want my boyfriend's genetics creating my son, and I feel horribly saying so. I think of all the humiliation and feelings of inadequacy my boyfriend had to go through and just would not wish it on any son of my own.
I want to discuss the subject before we get officially engaged. Ideally he would consent to allowing for artificial insemination of an anonymous donor's sperm... however I don't want to come right out and say "I don't want my son to have a tiny penis like you hun, so if we get married you have to agree that any children we have are not yours genetically."
I feel like a horrible human being. Please help with advice/thoughts/etc. Any input you have would be welcome and appreciated. Thanks.
tl;dr: My boyfriend has a tiny penis and I don't want him to be the genetic father of my children should we get married as a result.

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I [23M] have just found out that my new wife [21] has a penis. What do I do?

Tl:dr I [23m] have known my wife [21f] for a year and got married a week ago. Didn't have sex or see each other naked before marriage due to religion. Wife told me she has a penis and was born a boy.
Throwaway for obvious reasons
I met my wife a year ago but due to religious reasons we did not have sex or see each other naked before marriage. We got married a week ago and decided the night after that it was time to start a sexual relationship.
When we finally had some time to ourselves I asked if I could see her naked, needless to say I was very excited, I have always regarded her as being very good looking, and to me, looks very feminine. She then said she had something to tell me that she hoped wouldn't change my opinion of her. She asked if I loved her, to which I said yes, and then she told me that she had not been totally honest with me.
She went on to explain that she was born a boy but had decided to live as a girl since she was 18. She looks just like a girl and has a rather feminine voice, but still has a penis.
I have no idea what to do, I feel so hurt and lied to. I would never have guessed, she looks so feminine and, well, I guess it's not something I ever considered.
She has been back at her parents since this happened to give me some space which I asked for, I wanted some time to think.
I do love her, very much! and she is still the same person to me, but i am not sexually attracted to men. I know my family will not accept this at all, they are very religious.
Am i right to be mad at her and her family for not telling me? What should I do?

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My boyfriend(22M) of 1 year was passed over for his dream job and is now acting like a gangster rapper. Should I(22F) break up with him?Relationships

My bf and I have been dating for about a year, both seniors in college. His dream was to go into an extremely competitive field after graduation and he had been interviewing with a company in this field since October. He went through several rounds of interviews, but was rejected in the final round at the very beginning of February.
He has no other offers lined up and virtually all the jobs in his chosen field are gone, so he must now apply for jobs in other fields.
He has completely SNAPPED.
Before he was a goofy, somewhat anxious, yet sweet and funny Chinese guy. After his rejection he has turned into like...a parody of a gangster rapper.
He has started sleeping through all his classes and just being irresponsible in general, and I understand that he is feeling the sting of rejection and might be a bit depressed, but it goes further than that.
He spends 80% of the day in bed watching Lil Wayne videos on YouTube. He googles the lyrics and 'raps' along. When he's not watching the videos, he's 'freestyling'. Basically he says the following phrases over and over again for 20+ minutes at a time
Get bitches, get money
I slay niggas
I get all the pussy
These hoes on my dick
Bitches love my dick
I make every pussy wet
Ima kill a nigga
Basically, variations of that over and over again. I'M NOT JOKING.
Sometimes he will look out our apartment window and if he sees girls walking by, he'll turn to me and say "WOW, those bitches are fine. I bet they want my dick" and stuff like that. He never used to say anything like that.
He has started referring to me as "bitch"...in a not nice way.
I am really upset and confused because he never acted this way before. I have asked him to stop, told him it's making me sad, breaking my heart and he just won't stop.
He had begun to see a therapist(at my urging) a few weeks ago and stopped going after 2 sessions and called his therapist a "friend of the family human being".
Tonight we went out to dinner and he leaned into his drink and made a slurping noise and said "This is what it sounds like when I'm eating all those other bitches' pussies".
WTF. I can't do this for much longer.
Is this relationship salvageable? Was this the kind of guy he was all along and now he is just showing this side because he's stressed/upset about the job?
I'm so sad and I can't take this anymore....
tl;dr: BF didn't get his dream job and is now acting like a rapper and I feel disrespected and upset. Is there any way to save the relationship?

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My [23 F] boyfriend [41 M] uses racism during sex and I enjoy it, but should we stop?[new]

I wanna keep this short. I am black and my boyfriend is white. My boyfriend has an slightly below average size penis and I have commented on it. He is very rough during sex (which I really enjoy) and he constantly yells at me as foreplay about how "oh, my dick isn't good enough for you? you only like big filthy friend of the family dicks don't you you filthy loving slut friend of the family", etc. We are really into him dominating me and I don't personally mind the racism (it actually does turn me on when he calls me a friend of the family/slut or says that I only like niggers) and it never leaves the bedroom but I have concerns that this may not be entirely healthy for either of us. Does anyone have any experience when it comes to this sort of thing?
tl;dr: My bf shouts racist/sexist remarks during sex, but we both really enjoy it. Could this transition out of the bedroom into something bad?

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Ideally he would consent to allowing for artificial insemination of an anonymous donor's sperm... however I don't want to come right out and say "I don't want my son to have a tiny penis like you hun, so if we get married you have to agree that any children we have are not yours genetically."

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Didn't have sex or see each other naked before marriage due to religion.

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

The prodromal rapper guy owns and I want to hang out with him. To be a fly on the wall as he slurped on his drink...

Moridin920 posted:

Fuckin brutal lmao


gj idiot

MF_James posted:

uhhh this is not entirely his fault (yeah it's not how i would live but whatever) his wife should have told him long before they got married, that's loving stupid and she has lied to him and I would 100% tell her to gently caress off.

Danaru posted:

Sorta feel like "BTDubs, packin' a bepis" should have come up long before then, but considering the religious aspect, I can sorta understand why she never brought it up.