|
Improbable Lobster posted:Desperation in 647 words I heard a pitch the other day from a startup purporting to do personality analysis based on 500 words of writing. Get real, I thought, how could you possibly learn enough? And yet here we are.
|
#
?
Feb 23, 2017 22:00
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 25, 2024 09:29 |
|
|
If I've learned anything from this thread (and I try not to) it's that 500 words is ~*PLENTY*~ of space to see all the red flags in someone's head.
|
|
#
?
Feb 23, 2017 22:09
|
|
|
Cthulu Carl posted:poo poo, it worked so well in my early years, it's been my go-to strategy well into adulthood. Problems are made to be ignored not addressed.
|
|
#
?
Feb 23, 2017 22:13
|
|
|
There should be enough material in my posts in this thread alone to convince anyone that I should not be allowed near other human beings.
|
|
#
?
Feb 23, 2017 22:26
|
|
|
DragQueenofAngmar posted:My [37M] wife [37F] of 11 years refuses to have sex yet forbids me from watching porn and masturbating speculation: wife has the ol depresh and her husband failed to notice all the other signs (unless she specifically brings them up as an excuse not to gently caress him, i.e. stress at work, stress over their loving 3 kids, feeling gross, etc). orgasm ban + abuse accusation is brutal, though. she needs help from a supportive partner and not a husband cranking it in secret and bitching on reddit.
|
|
#
?
Feb 23, 2017 22:37
|
|
|
Sisal Two-Step posted:speculation: wife has the ol depresh and her husband failed to notice all the other signs (unless she specifically brings them up as an excuse not to gently caress him, i.e. stress at work, stress over their loving 3 kids, feeling gross, etc). orgasm ban + abuse accusation is brutal, though. she needs help from a supportive partner and not a husband cranking it in secret and bitching on reddit. I lose a lot of sympathy of him when he writes quote:feeling gross (once she said this 10 minutes after showering lmao),
|
|
#
?
Feb 23, 2017 22:46
|
|
|
when i consider the abstract of his situation i feel for him but when i read the way he describes it i want to punch him in the teeth he's 37 years old and this is what his internal monologue sounds like
|
|
#
?
Feb 23, 2017 22:47
|
|
|
Depression doesn't make you into the cock jailor, it just makes you unhappy. It's your lovely personality that makes you translate being miserable into randomly accusing those around you of abuse for innocuous behaviors and forbidding them to cum she needs therapy but it sounds like at the best of times they're both mildly awful people who're better off making each other miserable than being inflicted on somebody else
|
|
#
?
Feb 23, 2017 22:48
|
|
|
Mirthless posted:when i consider the abstract of his situation i feel for him but when i read the way he describes it i want to punch him in the teeth Take a moment and reflect on this post. There may be wisdom within.
|
|
#
?
Feb 23, 2017 22:48
|
|
|
A Wizard of Goatse posted:Depression doesn't make you into the cock jailor, it just stresses you out. Depression is a mental illness. It makes your brain sick. It can have profound effects on personality, even if it doesn't come along with any comorbid friends.
|
|
#
?
Feb 23, 2017 22:50
|
|
|
54 40 or gently caress posted:'feeling gross' can be more than "I don't feel clean hygienically". I solve that problem by never showering  So all my feelings of grossness are from my dirty outsides matching my horrible insides The loneliness is outshined only by the scent of boiled ham
|
|
#
?
Feb 23, 2017 22:52
|
|
|
Subjunctive posted:Take a moment and reflect on this post. There may be wisdom within. it was hyperbole, c'mon 
|
|
#
?
Feb 23, 2017 22:54
|
|
|
Subjunctive posted:Depression is a mental illness. It makes your brain sick. It can have profound effects on personality, even if it doesn't come along with any comorbid friends. it also tanks your libido. that's like one of the major symptoms and if he bothered to care about her wellbeing beyond how willing she is to let him stick it in, he might've noticed. but yeah, she's probably also terrible and needs help.
|
|
#
?
Feb 23, 2017 22:59
|
|
|
Depression isn't schizophrenia and writing off anyone with any form of mental illness as totally lacking agency is repulsive; the exact same mental state that is produced by a depressed person's neurotransmitter imbalance can be found in a healthy brain deprived of positive stimuli, which is something that will happen in your life. If you're a perfectly pleasant person when you're happy and turn into a domineering monster when you're unhappy, that doesn't mean you're really a nice person who just needs to be kept from ever being sad. The sadness can be treated but you'll still be a piece of poo poo who never learned to treat the people around you decently when you don't particularly feel like it. I come from a whole family of depressives, some medicated, some not, and while it significantly affects peoples' behavior and outlook it has no bearing on who pulls abusive crap on their spouses. A Wizard of Goatse fucked around with this message at 23:04 on Feb 23, 2017 |
|
#
?
Feb 23, 2017 23:01
|
|
|
Oh, I know the effects it can have, having been hospitalized for it twice. It is not just being "stressed out", as you put it.
|
|
#
?
Feb 23, 2017 23:04
|
|
|
I may be going out on a limb here, but totally shutting down your partner's sexuality may in fact be a really lovely thing to do, even if you suffer from depression.
|
|
#
?
Feb 23, 2017 23:05
|
|
|
If anything she's actually abusing him. Playing the victim is a common tactic abusers use
|
|
#
?
Feb 23, 2017 23:05
|
|
|
These situations usually end up with the guy blowing a load all over the woman's face while she's sleeping. I literally saw a Dear Abby about that, and the woman couldn't figure out why he did that.
|
|
#
?
Feb 23, 2017 23:08
|
|
|
Leon Einstein posted:These situations usually end up with the guy blowing a load all over the woman's face while she's sleeping. I literally saw a Dear Abby about that, and the woman couldn't figure out why he did that. hell, I can't figure out why he did that
|
|
#
?
Feb 23, 2017 23:08
|
|
|
my wife is a cock jailor she got me drunk then slapped a chastity cage on me and refuses to tell me where the key is send help A Wizard of Goatse posted:hell, I can't figure out why he did that frustrated revenge anger lol
|
|
#
?
Feb 23, 2017 23:08
|
|
|
Moridin920 posted:my wife is a cock jailor have you considered that maybe she suffers from seasonal affective disorder
|
|
#
?
Feb 23, 2017 23:09
|
|
|
A Wizard of Goatse posted:hell, I can't figure out why he did that
|
|
#
?
Feb 23, 2017 23:09
|
|
|
A Wizard of Goatse posted:have you considered that maybe she suffers from seasonal affective disorder Nah, she's just stressed.
|
|
#
?
Feb 23, 2017 23:11
|
|
|
a perfectly normal reaction for people who are fine once they take some wellbutrin
|
|
#
?
Feb 23, 2017 23:15
|
|
|
Leon Einstein posted:These situations usually end up with the guy blowing a load all over the woman's face while she's sleeping. I literally saw a Dear Abby about that, and the woman couldn't figure out why he did that. My brain read that as Downton Abbey and I was extremely confused
|
|
#
?
Feb 23, 2017 23:16
|
|
|
come on guys I'm pretty sure this is why we even have  that said "I feel gross" in my experience means "I feel unattractive" every time so there's definitely something else going on there and he's oblivious to it
|
|
#
?
Feb 23, 2017 23:17
|
|
|
A Wizard of Goatse posted:a perfectly normal reaction for people who are fine once they take some wellbutrin Man have you ever even heard of treatment resistant depression? I'm not saying she's right but your take seems to be 'the only way mental illness presents is how it presents for me' and I hate to break it to you dawg but some people can't be fixed with pills
|
|
#
?
Feb 23, 2017 23:35
|
|
|
Some people cant be fixed in general, either, which is why ive got a shotgun and a stain resistant paint on the back of my shed.
|
|
#
?
Feb 23, 2017 23:39
|
|
|
Barudak posted:Some people cant be fixed in general, either...
|
|
#
?
Feb 23, 2017 23:49
|
|
|
Barudak posted:Some people cant be fixed in general, either, which is why ive got a shotgun and a stain resistant paint on the back of my shed. well maybe when you've been married to somebody for 11 years and they just suddenly developed these problems, it's at least worth trying to fix them instead of writing them off as a fundamentally and permanently broken person?
|
|
#
?
Feb 23, 2017 23:50
|
|
|
I've suffered from depression and I totally get how it can kill a sex drive. I do not understand how it leads to an orgasm ban and getting mad at your husband for jerking off. That part is super nuts.
|
|
#
?
Feb 23, 2017 23:54
|
|
|
I agree it's an awfully unreasonable and unusual thing to do Having said that, they've been married for 11 years, and her sudden about face in mood appears to have happened in the last four months, and he does not really seem to give much of a poo poo about anything in regards to this other than how often he is able to cum, so  Maybe we'd know why she was being so drat unreasonable if we had any idea what happened four months ago to completely annihilate her very high sex drive seemingly overnight Mirthless fucked around with this message at 00:07 on Feb 24, 2017 |
|
#
?
Feb 24, 2017 00:03
|
|
|
WELL I'M GLAD YOU MENTIONED CUM MIRTHLESS NSFW: Husband [early 30s] won't cum in me [early 30s] (12 yrs together) not because of fear of pregnancy but because it's dirty - even with a condom quote:Relationships YOU GOTTA NUT IN HER MARTY, IT'S THE ONLY WAY! quote:Update Awn, everything turned out ok 
|
|
#
?
Feb 24, 2017 00:14
|
|
|
I(19f) pulled a prank on my friend's(19f) boyfriend(20m). Now he wants her to cut contact with me.quote:Apologies in advance for formatting and spelling, I'm on mobile.
|
|
#
?
Feb 24, 2017 00:17
|
|
|
If you can't get punched in the face while pulling it, it's not a real prank.
|
|
#
?
Feb 24, 2017 00:21
|
|
|
Gaunab posted:I(19f) pulled a prank on my friend's(19f) boyfriend(20m). Now he wants her to cut contact with me. yep, he's right, you are a person that needs to not be in her life, or anyone's, until you loving grow up
|
|
#
?
Feb 24, 2017 00:22
|
|
|
If a "tale as old as time" is the song lyric for age gap red flag what is the one for prank idiots.
|
|
#
?
Feb 24, 2017 00:28
|
|
|
I like how she makes it clear in the last paragraph that she hasn't even apologized.
|
|
#
?
Feb 24, 2017 00:32
|
|
|
I mean they're probably overreacting.!
|
|
#
?
Feb 24, 2017 00:33
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 25, 2024 09:29 |
|
|
I did a search for cum hoping for funny, but only found deathgrips. Deathgrips as far as the eye can see. UPDATE My (22F) boyfriend (24M) does not cum during sex and does not see the issue with this- it's causing major friction in our relationship (7 months). My (22f) bf (22m) of barely 8 months doesn't want to have sex with me because he doesn't cum? Me [29F] with my husband [31M] married 5 years, he can only cum using his hand. It doesn't seem like my boyfriend cums. I (19F) cannot make new boyfriend (20M) cum? I [27M] while having sex with my fiance [26F] of 5 years can't cum without fantasizing about her friends And that's from the first page of results. Give your dingles a rest, you dingdongs.
|
|
#
?
Feb 24, 2017 00:33
|
|