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That tweet where he appears to be talking about himself in third person... You don't think that all this time he's been assuming the accusation was the Russians colluding with Trump (the brand) and not Trump (the person). Like he's all, "Comey's got to go, my company doesn't buy steaks from Russia, they get them from that meth dealer in Alabama." Like, is he even aware that this is about potential treason and not conflict-of-interest bullshit?
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ElGroucho posted:The founding fathers really hosed up by not assuming one day a totally moron would be president. Actually they sort of did. The electoral college was, in part, supposed to prevent this by having educated, well-informed electors who wouldn't fall for a conman who fooled all the rubes.
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even beyond how funny this administration is (and boy is it hilarious).... do we all appreciate how loving crazy this poo poo is? the entirety of the White House is now probably the single biggest what-the-gently caress in U.S politics in a very, very long time.
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Mackers posted:Trump's hosting Erdogan in the White House on Tuesday too Trump is bigly in the Mideast. Jared covers this.
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TheBizzness posted:Donald dJango Turnip brought up the loving electoral college victory again in the Lester Holt interview. HMBOL. The real consequences of his Russian Collusion haven't even crossed his mind. He didn't fire Comey because he was afraid his colleagues could end up in jail. He just doesn't want an * next to his VICTORY!
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May 12, 2017 03:18
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Tumble posted:even beyond how funny this administration is (and boy is it hilarious).... do we all appreciate how loving crazy this poo poo is? the entirety of the White House is now probably the single biggest what-the-gently caress in U.S politics in a very, very long time. Yeah like sure crazy poo poo has happened with the presidency before but this is like some Roman Nero level batshit insane. And it has never stopped being utterly bizarre checking the news and reading the words "US President Donald Trump..."
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May 12, 2017 03:46
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Trump is apparently asking public officials to swear loyalty to him and not, you know, the constitution. Comey says that his refusal to do so played a big role in his firing. https://twitter.com/nytmike/status/862826340944416768
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May 12, 2017 03:54
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Tumble posted:even beyond how funny this administration is (and boy is it hilarious).... do we all appreciate how loving crazy this poo poo is? the entirety of the White House is now probably the single biggest what-the-gently caress in U.S politics in a very, very long time. The next ten presidents could have open sex on the oval office table with interns, and no one will give a gently caress because its better than being Trump.
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May 12, 2017 03:56
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Here's a hmbol: North Carolina denied help by Trump administration to pay for damage caused by Hurricane Matthew http://wric.com/2017/05/11/99-percent-of-hurricane-matthew-aid-requested-by-nc-denied-by-trump-administration/ Wonder if they're tired of winning yet
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May 12, 2017 04:07
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I Was The Fury posted:Well yeah, everyone said he wouldn't get to 270, that it was impossible to get to 270. And he got 304. That's 306 electoral votes, nobody said he could do it but he did it. 308 electoral votes, and that's even with over 3 million illegal immigrants voting for Hillary. If Hillary had gotten 310 electoral votes like I did people would write lots of stories about it but nobody is writing stories about my 312 electoral votes. Nobody is writing stories about the 6 million illegal voters that voted for Crooked Hillary. 
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May 12, 2017 04:10
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I think at a certain point Nixon must have said to himself, "That's it. I'm hosed." I don't know if it's possible for Donald Trump to ever come to a realization like that. He's more of an "Impeach me? I'll sue everybody!" kind of guy.
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NotWearingPants posted:I think at a certain point Nixon must have said to himself, "That's it. I'm hosed." If it ever happens they're going to have to tell him that congress wants to give him a present and he has to get into the limo right now to go get it. And then they drop him off on the interstate and peel off. Otherwise he'll just lock all the doors to the oval office and say no you're impeached.
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Krinkle posted:If it ever happens they're going to have to tell him that congress wants to give him a present and he has to get into the limo right now to go get it. And then they drop him off on the interstate and peel off. Otherwise he'll just lock all the doors to the oval office and say no you're impeached. "Mr President, we've found bigly evidence of voter fraud, you need to come with us right now to see it. Yes, it's just here, right in this jail cell. Yes, sir, it's in there, I'm sure, maybe get a little closer so you can see it...Yeah, all the way into the cell, sir. Bigly evidence, we couldn't believe it when we found it."
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May 12, 2017 04:21
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What do you guys think happened to the old lovely phone trump used to use, once they convinced him to switch to a secure one? Is it in an FBI evidence locker somewhere? Lol, "here sir, put your old yucky phone into this trash can, it's magic and will delete all your phones digital and make sure no one can ever access anything on it, for security purposes"
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May 12, 2017 04:23
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happyhippy posted:The next ten presidents could have open sex on the oval office table with interns, and no one will give a gently caress because its better than being Trump. lol if you don't think that by the end of all this the standards won't have reset back to 1776.
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May 12, 2017 04:26
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:What do you guys think happened to the old lovely phone trump used to use, once they convinced him to switch to a secure one? Nah dude, he prob'ly has it on a pedestal like all his other self-memorabilia and tacky poo poo.
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May 12, 2017 04:27
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Bacon Taco posted:The only thing in my experience that comes close to this lolwreck was the governorship of Evan Mecham in Arizona when I was in college. If that man had access to Twitter he might have used it to stop the lasers from shooting at the windows in the governor's mansion and keep them from reading his mind. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evan_Mecham I brought him up in the "Is cotton pickin a racist term" topic. That guy was lucky they didn't have Twitter or Facebook back then. "You don't understand, it's a local joke, nobody down at the dealership seems to mind".
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May 12, 2017 04:28
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do u know jenny posted:https://www.aol.com/article/news/2017/05/10/poll-trump-idiot-buffoon-bigot-narcissist-unqualified-stupid-crazy-disaster/22080411/ "Some respondents simply said "trying" came to mind." That's a lol
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May 12, 2017 04:42
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I would say "winning" but more of a Charlie Sheen drinking tiger blood in a palm tree kind of way.
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So much has gone down in such a short timeframe, have we covered rosenstein yet? One of the original stories the WH put out was that he had drafted a justification to get rid of comey out of nowhere and handed it to the pres, who immediately agreed and fired comey. Turns out he did not in fact do the thing, and is considering resigning because he's being blamed for this poo poo lol Guess that's why he went to interrupt the Senate hearings today
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May 12, 2017 04:47
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ElGroucho posted:The founding fathers really hosed up by not assuming one day a totally moron would be president. Actually, the electoral college was supposed to prevent that, but the states started subverting the intent of the EC almost out of the gate.
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Bacon Taco posted:Actually, the electoral college was supposed to prevent that, but the states started subverting the intent of the EC almost out of the gate. btw do you know how hard it is for a republican to win the electoral college, they said it couldn't be done
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I do like that Trump insists that the electoral college is rigged because certain (really populous) states are entrenched for democrats, gleefully ignoring that the same is true for a whole lot of republican states. It is even dumber considering part of his victory involved some states considered sure things for the Ds flipping to him
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:So much has gone down in such a short timeframe, have we covered rosenstein yet? One of the original stories the WH put out was that he had drafted a justification to get rid of comey out of nowhere and handed it to the pres, who immediately agreed and fired comey. Turns out he did not in fact do the thing, and is considering resigning because he's being blamed for this poo poo lol Jesus that senate hearing was today? The lols are coming faster than I can handle.
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turn off the TV posted:Jesus that senate hearing was today? The lols are coming faster than I can handle. Usually I check the thread frequently enough that it's like 75-100ish new posts Two days ago it was 250, today it was 450 When I saw the unread post count today I laughingly lol'd out loud and said "gently caress yeah" loud enough that my wife heard me from the other room
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Re: the ice scoops thing, there is actually a precedent (set by Nixon, naturally) https://twitter.com/madamjujujive/status/862797011157954561 Shame that easy d doesn't drink, or he would sure as gently caress pull the same poo poo
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Bacon Taco posted:Actually, the electoral college was supposed to prevent that Oh shut the gently caress up about the electoral college.
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*knock knock* trump: whos there fbi, bitch *trump lurches over the resolute desk, scattering mcdonalds wrappers and coke cans. the saber dance begins playing as he runs around the oval office hiding matryoshka dolls in piles of rubles*
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