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Tad Naff
Jul 8, 2004

I told you you'd be sorry buying an emoticon, but no, you were hung over. Well look at you now. It's not catching on at all!
:backtowork:
Related, many different designs, all Nic: C$ 4.09 50%OFF | Unisex Saint Nicolas Cage Kitchen Chef Cooking Baking Apron Women Men Funny Meme Tablier Cuisine for Painting
https://a.aliexpress.com/_mrUi23i

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MuadDib Atreides
Apr 22, 2023

by Fluffdaddy
This junk always shows a different price on google then you click through and it’s a big price

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Tad Naff posted:

Oh all right: C$ 7.05 50%OFF | Nicolas Cage Beanies Caps Men Women Unisex Outdoor Winter Warm Knitting Hat Adult Funny Meme Bonnet Hats
https://a.aliexpress.com/_mrpmKEg

From the reviews: (be afraid)


stephenthinkpad
Jan 2, 2020
Just realized the aliexpress app has a tictok like user/merchants made funny video stream.

But there no way to share those videos? The video only bring you the product page and I don't see the tictok vodeo on the product page???

Edit, oh you press the share button on the video itself


Waifu fans
https://a.aliexpress.com/_m0cmLxA


Dog video that has nothing to do with the dog leash.

https://a.aliexpress.com/_mKvxSjw

stephenthinkpad fucked around with this message at 06:12 on Apr 29, 2023

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

If you want a functional version of one of those, get a friend w a fabric printer to print it on stretchy mesh. My wife and I have a bunch of our faces and they're hilarious and terrifying, like Goldeneye 64 versions of ourselves

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?
Suitably terrifying :golfclap:









PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


I have that pencil case

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?
So you’re one of the 3000+! Are you awaiting the day you see another in the wild?







Oh! And this seems like a very bad idea: US $5.15 38% Off | Portable Folding Dogs Hair Dryer Blow Pet Fast Drying Bags Grooming Bag Dog Cleaning Accessories Efficient Dry Tool Kit DG001
https://a.aliexpress.com/_mshNvoC

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches





Oh wow, at a price like that I can't afford not to buy it!

Rondette
Nov 4, 2009

Your friendly neighbourhood Postie.



Grimey Drawer
Efb, funny pic already posted, have a sweary octopus instead

Rondette fucked around with this message at 16:36 on Apr 30, 2023

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Amphigory posted:

no sex dice

They're called 'd20's

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Did anyone 3D print a 69D? a 420D would be a humongous sphere and therefor not as kewl

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?

flavor.flv posted:

Oh wow, at a price like that I can't afford not to buy it!

Interestingly…it appears it’s not the only Sonic bling out there. Who would’ve guessed? Add in the female sonic thing urinal mat and you’re well on your way.

MuadDib Atreides
Apr 22, 2023

by Fluffdaddy

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS posted:

Interestingly…it appears it’s not the only Sonic bling out there. Who would’ve guessed? Add in the female sonic thing urinal mat and you’re well on your way.

Young Dolph (RIP) famously had a $350,000 sonic chain OP. My president is trump. My lambo blue. This three hundred fifty thousand dollar sonic is too op

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind




i'm clicking but the link doesn't go anywhere???


Hirayuki posted:

LOL My mom sent me an ad for those from Instagram, probably, that pretended they were Clarks shoes, which is absolutely laughable. I immediately sent her three different models from Ali and she was like "no, no, it's fine, all right, stop."

The ads sure do make them look like little miracle workers, though, don't they? Tempting.

these are my second pair, they're perfect around-the-house slippers. They're half slides and half kitten heels and so incredibly ugly and i love it.

ChickenOfTomorrow fucked around with this message at 17:55 on Apr 30, 2023

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Who wants some discount pharmaceuticals?


https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005005470282581.html


Does anyone remember a UV test of cheap aliexpress sunglasses here? I thought it was posted fairly recently (a few months), but I can't find it now.

e.pilot
Nov 20, 2011

sometimes maybe good
sometimes maybe shit
One cum please

https://a.aliexpress.com/_mqMN8FE

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?
Search opossum meme shirt. I was going to link straight but the search results are incredible for possum or raccoon shirts.

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS fucked around with this message at 21:07 on Apr 30, 2023

taqueso
Mar 8, 2004


:911:
:wookie: :thermidor: :wookie:
:dehumanize:

:pirate::hf::tinfoil:

mobby_6kl posted:

Does anyone remember a UV test of cheap aliexpress sunglasses here? I thought it was posted fairly recently (a few months), but I can't find it now.

I don't have the test link but, polycarbonate blocks UV and so it's easy to make UV blocking glasses. Iirc it's more expensive to get optically clear plastic that does pass UV

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


Ya even the cheapest of sunnies generally block uv

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?
The store with the castlevania/great depression hoodie also has one that says “somnambulist” took me a long time to work that out. I’d like to hope it’s not a band or anime, but it probably is.

Ha, they do exist:

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS fucked around with this message at 22:36 on Apr 30, 2023

codo27
Apr 21, 2008

https://twitter.com/norris_y90421/status/1652785664482586627?s=20

Tyro
Nov 10, 2009

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS posted:

Search opossum meme shirt. I was going to link straight but the search results are incredible for possum or raccoon shirts.



I want this to be a patch or sticker I can slap onto my work gear

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?
I found no fewer than 4 possum-only sticker lots, and several of the memes in patches, not sure on that specific one. Good news is almost all of those shops do custom orders cheap, stickers probably moreso.

e.pilot
Nov 20, 2011

sometimes maybe good
sometimes maybe shit

PokeJoe posted:

Ya even the cheapest of sunnies generally block uv

yeah uv blocking is a property of polycarbonate

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?
What did the testing cover? I’d mostly like to replace (or have spares for) my nemesis safety glasses from an old job I’ve just kept wearing. They’re nice because they don’t scratch like most others and work well enough as daily sunglasses, and bonus if something explodes.

Amphigory
Feb 6, 2005




I don't think you should trust Ali for glasses that protect you from explosions

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?
That’s just an added bonus these days. No real explosions, just yard work periodically. Overkill for that, they’ve just proved quite durable and I am lazy and fashion backwards.

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe
Don’t buy PPE from Ali express, no matter how low-key your activities may seem.

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004



hey im colorblind and little jones loves kirby. unfortunately these hats have numbers instead of colorwords. could one of yall please tell me which color number is standard kirby pink for https://www.aliexpress.us/item/3256...id=AOjSZtUtcsi0 ?

thanks!

well why not
Feb 10, 2009




color 1 is regular pinku kirbo

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004



<3 much appreciated

coldpudding
May 14, 2009

FORUM GHOST

PokeJoe posted:

Ya even the cheapest of sunnies generally block uv

ali laser goggles on the other hand are guaranteed not to work

e.pilot
Nov 20, 2011

sometimes maybe good
sometimes maybe shit

withak posted:

Don’t buy PPE from Ali express, no matter how low-key your activities may seem.

:hmmyes:

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


coldpudding posted:

ali laser goggles on the other hand are guaranteed not to work

they might work for UV lasers on accident :v:

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

coldpudding posted:

ali laser goggles on the other hand are guaranteed not to work

The goggles, they do nothing

beaner69
Sep 12, 2009

Achmed Jones posted:

hey im colorblind and little jones loves kirby. unfortunately these hats have numbers instead of colorwords. could one of yall please tell me which color number is standard kirby pink for https://www.aliexpress.us/item/3256...id=AOjSZtUtcsi0 ?

thanks!

These are actually really good, real beanies and I've gotten more than 1 compliment on them

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?
I would expect a good beanie lowdown from beaner69, but what exactly makes them legit?

Everett False
Sep 28, 2006

Mopsy, I'm starting to question your medical credentials.



I thought this was an actual cassette player and I'm still recovering from the disappointment.

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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
:nws: https://cdn.knockout.chat/image/437-ce6beb03-5f66-42a7-b419-5cec0e10c8f2.jpg

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