[Book] Name of Goods: The Book of C-SPAM

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twoday: May 4, 2005; C-SPAM Times best-selling author

For book of dialog:

This post, but every sentence starts with "Alexa,"

Palemdromes posted:

I can't even cry. My mind is so enraptured by the wrong that was just allowed to happen, that all parties involved not only ignored it but even helped this ill spread until it has taken root at the top office, I went past denial and straight into anger and depression. I don't think on the 5 stages of grief I'll ever truly go to acceptance. Not this. My childhood is Bush Jr. and now my adulthood is Donald Trump. What did I do to deserve this, what did the people who suffered by their hands, and are going to suffer did to deserve this?

Followed by some variation of "sir, this is a McDonald's"

dont be mean to me posted:

twoday has issued a correction as of 03:04 on Sep 24, 2018

# ? Sep 23, 2018 14:22

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Nichael: Mar 30, 2011

twoday i have a bunch of sad people who want a tattoo designed by you

# ? Sep 24, 2018 20:22

twoday: May 4, 2005; C-SPAM Times best-selling author

I know, I'm thinking

I need like a keyword to work off of or something

# ? Sep 24, 2018 20:23

Nichael: Mar 30, 2011

twoday posted:

I know, I'm thinking

I need like a keyword to work off of or something

i don't think it needs to specifically reference the campaign, but more so the communal work that was done in the past year.

# ? Sep 24, 2018 20:25

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

twoday posted:

I know, I'm thinking

I need like a keyword to work off of or something

#Basta

# ? Sep 24, 2018 20:43

An Apple A Gay: Oct 21, 2008

tikki tikki tembo
no sa rembo
trump is a dotard
that can't remembo

prolly my best spam post

# ? Sep 24, 2018 23:40

twoday: May 4, 2005; C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Nichael posted:

i don't think it needs to specifically reference the campaign, but more so the communal work that was done in the past year.

So literally anything?

Was there some inside joke you guys had or something?

"watch out for the peaches!"

# ? Sep 24, 2018 23:45

twoday: May 4, 2005; C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Ok, ok, I can do this. Tattoo... tattoo...

# ? Sep 25, 2018 00:50

twoday: May 4, 2005; C-SPAM Times best-selling author

I have an idea!!!

# ? Sep 25, 2018 00:53

twoday: May 4, 2005; C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Ok, if you think this is lame I will keep thinking but, how about I draw the Delaware state animals in my own art style. Crypo-Delaware tattoos. Animals make for good tattoos, and these aren't political unless you tell people they are. But to you, they will represent your personal struggle for/against/with Delaware on this campaign.

If multiple people want them and want different ones, I can draw several in the same style so they match.

Choose your fighter:

State Bird: The Mighty Delaware Blue Hen

Adopted on April 14, 1939, the Blue Hen chicken had long been used as a motif in numerous political campaigns and in many publications. During the Revolutionary War, the men of Captain Jonathan Caldwell's company, recruited in Kent County, took with them game chickens that were said to be of the brood of a famous Blue Hen and were noted for their fighting ability. When not fighting the enemy, the officers and men amused themselves by pitting their Blue Hen chickens in cockfights. The fame of these cockfights spread throughout the army and when in battle, the Delaware men fought so valiantly that they were compared to these fighting cocks.

Delaware Code Title 29 � 304

Marine Animal: The Mighty Delware Horseshoe Crab

Recognizing its great importance and value, the horseshoe crab was designated as Delaware�s official marine animal on June 25, 2002. These invertebrates contain a compound, limulus amebocyte lysate (LAL), that is used to detect bacterial poisons in certain medications, vaccines and medical devices. Chitin, a natural polymer found in the horseshoe crab�s shell, is used to make bandages. The horseshoe crab is used in vision studies, because their complex eye structure is similar to the human eye. It is the principal food source for over a million shore birds. Delaware Bay is the home to more horseshoe crabs than any other place in the world.

Delaware Code Title 29 � 319

State Wildlife Animal: The Mighty Delaware Grey Fox

Adopted June 10, 2010, the grey fox is a unique and primitive species, believed to be between 7 and 10 million years old, which is indigenous to Delaware. It is a swift and powerful animal capable of running up to 28 miles per hours and the only member of the canid family which is able to climb trees. The fourth grade students at Joseph M. McVey Elementary School, as part of teacher Paul Sedacca's lessons on persuasive writing, suggested that the grey fox be designated as Delaware's official state wildlife animal. Since it does not hibernate, the students said that it is "always ready like our soldiers at Dover Air Force Base".

Delaware Code Title 29 � 323

State Insect: The Mighty Delaware Ladybug

The Lady Bug was declared the official state "bug" of Delaware on April 25, 1974. This law was enacted after a vigorous effort by Mrs. Mollie Brown-Rust and her 2nd grade students of the Lulu M. Ross Elementary School in Milford, Delaware. Being red and small, it is a natural symbol for Delaware socialism.

Comedy Option:
State Fish: The Delaware Weakfish

In recognition of sport fishing�s overall recreational and economic contributions to the state of Delaware and of the specific values of the weakfish (Cynoscion genus) as a game and food fish, the state Legislature adopted the weakfish as Delaware's State fish in 1981. This fish is also known as sea trout, gray trout, yellow mouth, yellow fin trout, squeteague, and tiderunner.

Delaware Code Title 29 � 311

twoday has issued a correction as of 01:28 on Sep 25, 2018

# ? Sep 25, 2018 01:15

twoday: May 4, 2005; C-SPAM Times best-selling author

I can put funny hats on them

Except the crab, it doesn�t really have a head, but nevertheless already has a funny hat

We can also set up a poll and have c-spam choose an animal for you if you want to be democratic about it

That animal can also become the rallying symbol of Delaware socialists, because why not

# ? Sep 25, 2018 01:19

Mariana Horchata: Jun 30, 2008; College Slice

An Apple A Gay posted:

tikki tikki tembo
no sa rembo

chari bari ruchi-pip peri pembo

# ? Sep 25, 2018 01:25

twoday: May 4, 2005; C-SPAM Times best-selling author

� 308 State flower.

The peach blossom, as originally adopted as the floral emblem of the State on May 9, 1895, shall be the official state flower.

29 Del. C. 1953, � 508; 50 Del. Laws, c. 289, � 1.;

� 309 State bug.

The lady bug shall be the official state bug for the State.

59 Del. Laws, c. 300, � 1.;

� 310 State mineral.

The official state mineral is sillimanite.

61 Del. Laws, c. 21, � 1.;

� 311 State fish.

The weakfish (Cynoscion genus) is the official fish of the State.

63 Del. Laws, c. 90, � 1.;

� 312 State beverage.

Milk shall be the official beverage of the State.

64 Del. Laws, c. 41, � 1.;

� 313 State herb.

Solidago odora, commonly known as "sweet golden rod," shall be the official herb of the State.

70 Del. Laws, c. 386, � 1.;

� 314 State fossil.

The official state fossil is the belemnite.

70 Del. Laws, c. 427, � 1.;

� 315 State butterfly.

The tiger swallowtail (Pterourus glaucus) is the official butterfly of the State.

72 Del. Laws, c. 44, � 1.;

� 316 State soil.

Greenwich loam (a coarse, loamy, mixed, semiactive, mesic, Typic Hapludult) is the official soil of the State.

72 Del. Laws, c. 288, � 1.;

� 317 State star.

The official state star is Delaware Diamond, located in the constellation of Ursa Major (Great Bear), with coordinates of right ascension 9h40m44s and declination 48�14'2".

72 Del. Laws, c. 398, � 1.;

� 318 State nickname.

The official nickname of the State is "The First State."

73 Del. Laws, c. 268, � 1.;

� 319 State marine animal.

The official state marine animal is the horseshoe crab.

73 Del. Laws, c. 326, � 1.;

� 320 State macroinvertebrate.

The stonefly (order Plecoptera) is the official macroinvertebrate of the State.

75 Del. Laws, c. 37, � 1.;

� 321 State dessert.

Peach pie shall be the official dessert of the State.

77 Del. Laws, c. 190, � 1.;

� 322 State fruit.

Strawberries shall be the official fruit of the State.

77 Del. Laws, c. 255, � 1.;

� 323 State wildlife animal.

The grey fox is the official wildlife animal of the State.

77 Del. Laws, c. 286, � 1.;

� 324 State shell.

The shell of the channeled whelk (Busycotypus canaliculatus) shall be the official shell of the State.

79 Del. Laws, c. 215, � 1.;

� 325 State sport.

Bicycling is the official sport of the State.

79 Del. Laws, c. 253, � 1.;

� 326 State dance [Expired].

80 Del. Laws, c. 334, � 1; expired by operation of 80 Del. Laws, c. 334, � 3, eff. July 29, 2017.;

� 327 State dog [Expired].

80 Del. Laws, c. 365, � 1; expired by operation of 80 Del. Laws, c. 365, � 3, eff. August 3, 2017.;

� 328 State tall ship.

The ship Kalmar Nyckel is designated the official tall ship of Delaware.

# ? Sep 25, 2018 01:27

Addamere: Jan 3, 2010; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

twoday posted:

� 327 State dog [Expired].

a tattoo of the dead dog smilie?

# ? Sep 25, 2018 01:41

Huragok: Sep 14, 2011

please include the specters of communism and King killing association

# ? Sep 25, 2018 02:11

twoday: May 4, 2005; C-SPAM Times best-selling author

The gang tags? Is there some background on those?

# ? Sep 25, 2018 02:38

im on the net me boys: Feb 19, 2017; Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhjjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhjhhhhhhjhhhhhhhhhjjjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh cannabis

Hey OP just wanna say this looks Really Cool and Badass, also have you considered the inclusion of the time posters paid several hundred dollars to charity so Hamprince would quit posting

# ? Sep 25, 2018 08:14

twoday: May 4, 2005; C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Thanks, nope I don't know that one, but it sounds perfect for a little multipage story

I am seperated from my art supplies for a few days, which is why I haven't been drawing lately btw

# ? Sep 25, 2018 13:34

Nebakenezzer: Sep 13, 2005; The Mote in God's Eye

Glad I didn't kill the thread by mentioning the Voynich

The book discussed here may be something in your wheelhouse

# ? Sep 26, 2018 18:06

twoday: May 4, 2005; C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Ragequit posted:

Keeping up with the news is destroying me

Full page

Admiral Ray posted:

The real wall was the bigotry and hate we learned along the way

twoday has issued a correction as of 02:24 on Oct 2, 2018

# ? Sep 27, 2018 02:08

Peanut President: Nov 5, 2008; by Athanatos

twoday posted:

The gang tags? Is there some background on those?

King Killing Assocation comes from this anti-left propaganda

idk if it really fits your book but I feel like the guy advocating for strasserism and then going "wait nm" should maybe be in there?
it's literally the only cspam thing I can recall

# ? Sep 27, 2018 02:11

twoday: May 4, 2005; C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Peanut President posted:

King Killing Assocation comes from this anti-left propaganda

idk if it really fits your book but I feel like the guy advocating for strasserism and then going "wait nm" should maybe be in there?
it's literally the only cspam thing I can recall

Sounds great, send me the post if you can find it

# ? Sep 27, 2018 03:57

twoday: May 4, 2005; C-SPAM Times best-selling author

twoday posted:

The Book of Basta will be modeled on the first runes of the ancient Finnish epic poem, the Kalevala, with fixed meter that can be easily memorized and chanted, and whereas the Kalevala describes the birth of the Hurculean figure of Wanamoinan, the Book of Basta will portray Basta as a fully formed demigod, with a description of him ascending a ziggurat and eviscerating Kek

It will go in the section of esoteric doctrines, filling The Gospel of the Orb

twoday has issued a correction as of 04:00 on Sep 27, 2018

# ? Sep 27, 2018 03:57

twoday: May 4, 2005; C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Oh man I wish I had my drawing stuff with me, I have ideas

# ? Sep 27, 2018 03:57

twoday: May 4, 2005; C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Thump! posted:

KNEEL

KNEEL BEFORE THE CONGREGATION NONBELIEVERS

THE TIME OF RECKONING IS UPON THEE

AND BEHOLD, IT HAS A SHINING HEAD

AND RIDES A MIGHTY TWEETSTORM

AND ITS NAME

IS BASTA

Basta will say this upon ascension of the ziggurat

# ? Sep 27, 2018 04:42

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

"Rudy Giuliani - the only �ambulance� I have ever chased in my career is the one you are driving right now in a desperate attempt to save this presidency. "

# ? Sep 27, 2018 11:36

Peanut President: Nov 5, 2008; by Athanatos

twoday posted:

Sounds great, send me the post if you can find it

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3760900&pagenumber=340&perpage=40#post480234977

# ? Sep 27, 2018 17:07

Trumps Baby Hands: Mar 27, 2016; Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.

if you ever feel like doing anything with content from my thread about robotripping at a trump rally it would make me very very happy! but only if you feel inspired or whatevs, you know :shobon: