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When someone's days off from work are in the middle of the week and they refer to Wednesday as "it's my Friday!" uuuuuggh
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kazr posted:When someone's days off from work are in the middle of the week and they refer to Wednesday as "it's my Friday!" I'm with you friend, when that one girl on my facebook posts TGI(m)F every single loving week I want to strangle her.
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Jul 30, 2017 21:56
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I also don't like 'period' as a word for menstruation. I just don't like euphemisms in general.
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Jul 30, 2017 21:59
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Grevling posted:I also don't like 'period' as a word for menstruation. I just don't like euphemisms in general. Better that than saying on the rag like my ex
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Jul 30, 2017 22:11
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Doctor Dogballs posted:nuke-yuh-lur I work in a related industry and I know engineers that say this. Some of them even know it's wrong and don't care.
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Jul 30, 2017 22:14
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Grevling posted:I also don't like 'period' as a word for menstruation. I just don't like euphemisms in general. It's better than the "aunt flo", "red sea", "red wedding" bullshit.
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Jul 30, 2017 22:16
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Grevling posted:I also don't like 'period' as a word for menstruation. I just don't like euphemisms in general. "For dessert we have Bananas Fost-" EXCUSE ME. THEY ARE CLONED FRUIT OF THE BANANA SHRUB, SERVED ALONG SIDE CHILLED, STIRRED, DAIRY INTO WHICH HAS BEEN INCORPORATED MADAGASCAR VANILLA BEAN. RUM HAS BEEN POURED ONTO THE DISH AND SET ALIGHT FOR THE ENHANCED SPECTACLE AND ENJOYMENT OF THE CONSUMER. PLEASE REFER TO THE DISH PROPERLY. -- You. A goon.
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Jul 30, 2017 22:19
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Super Grocery Kart posted:I work in a related industry and I know engineers that say this. Some of them even know it's wrong and don't care. I'm a nuclear contractor for outage refueling at plants so I work a lot with some really dumb guys sometimes and I hate this more than you can possibly imagine.
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Jul 30, 2017 22:22
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:"Slacks" for pants Gotta go to the Walmarts
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Jul 30, 2017 22:23
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My own sin is I will never stop saying sammich. Suck it, nerds.
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Jul 30, 2017 22:29
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yeah I eat rear end posted:It's better than the "aunt flo", "red sea", "red wedding" bullshit. Counterpoint: Shark Week
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Jul 30, 2017 22:37
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meet girls at the store posted:Counterpoint: Shark Week I can detect the faintest hint of chum in the water for miles
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Jul 30, 2017 22:40
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Grevling posted:I also don't like 'period' as a word for menstruation. I just don't like euphemisms in general. What about reverse euphemisms?
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Jul 30, 2017 22:50
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Saying "mediocracy" when they mean "mediocrity".
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Jul 30, 2017 23:04
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Libtard
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Jul 30, 2017 23:30
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Cymoril posted:Libtard I have never heard someone playing unironically
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Jul 30, 2017 23:32
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grand... there's a word i really hate, it's a phony - i could puke every time i hear it
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Jul 31, 2017 00:32
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Supreme Allah posted:'it is what it is' fun fact: people who don't like this phrase are actually morons. just pure lol if you can't understand the nuanced and complex meaning behind this phrase and dismiss it as meaningless. maybe try Hooked On Phonics or something a little more at the level of your intellect
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Jul 31, 2017 00:40
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They are actually just racist
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Jul 31, 2017 00:43
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Turdsdown Tom posted:fun fact: people who don't like this phrase are actually morons. just pure lol if you can't understand the nuanced and complex meaning behind this phrase and dismiss it as meaningless. maybe try Hooked On Phonics or something a little more at the level of your intellect agreed
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Jul 31, 2017 00:46
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awful, tinny words like "newspaper," "litter bin," and "tit"
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Jul 31, 2017 00:47
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Excelzior posted:yeah no This has become pretty much a universal verbal tic for some reason.
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Jul 31, 2017 00:48
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Koyaanisgoatse posted:awful, tinny words like "newspaper," "litter bin," and "tit" Newspaper? 
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Jul 31, 2017 00:52
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Near miss had always irked me until Carlin brought it up in his routine. Also, using the word tinkle for going to the restroom. And as much as I hate corporate lingo I catch myself using it on occasion. It's infectious!
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Jul 31, 2017 00:52
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moose face posted:Newspaper? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gwXJsWHupg
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Jul 31, 2017 00:53
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please do the needful
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Jul 31, 2017 01:00
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omg i missed a pyrhon reference.... /facesmack
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Jul 31, 2017 01:18
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moose face posted:omg i missed a pyrhon reference.... on an unrelated note, monty python references
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Jul 31, 2017 01:40
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Turdsdown Tom posted:fun fact: people who don't like this phrase are actually morons. just pure lol if you can't understand the nuanced and complex meaning behind this phrase and dismiss it as meaningless. maybe try Hooked On Phonics or something a little more at the level of your intellect I beg to differ.
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Jul 31, 2017 01:41
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Rock My Socks! posted:on an unrelated note, monty python references i agree with this if it's the dead parrot sketch, the lumberjack song, or anything from the holy grail. their other stuff that hasn't been quoted to death is still funny imo
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Jul 31, 2017 01:59
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I just circumvent all of that "bathroom\washroom" bullshit and say I gotta hit the head.
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Jul 31, 2017 06:36
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I know bespoke is a word but it sounds like one of those dumb faux AAVE neologisms that white kids overuse
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Jul 31, 2017 08:20
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"I love you"
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Jul 31, 2017 08:49
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appropriatemetaphor posted:"I love you"
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Jul 31, 2017 10:05
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"discussing in good faith" makes me cringe every time i see holy moly yea buddy the reason you're losing an argument on the internet is cause the other guy is discussing in "bad faith" ahah
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Jul 31, 2017 10:52
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Ned? Ned Ryerson?
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Jul 31, 2017 11:13
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Woah. It's spelled whoa.
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Jul 31, 2017 11:47
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Honky Dong Country posted:
Came here to post that, got beaten. Fleek Fleek is retarded.
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Jul 31, 2017 12:00
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People who use "woman" as an adjective (woman artist, woman marine biologist, etc.). "Females" as a noun is creepy and dehumanizing, but "female" is a perfectly valid adjective and "woman" in that context is an annoying overcorrection.
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"ow ow stop hitting me that hurts."
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