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Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
I love u Valko

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funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug
Valko rules and had made me laugh harder than anything else on these forums today and my lovely life in general lately. What a champ.

no pubes yet sorry
Sep 11, 2003


ah ha motha fucka - you living under a rock?

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
ahmf

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Ahmf

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

stratdax posted:

This is getting sad. Valko did you arrive on earth yesterday? Like you're obviously new to the ways of the world.
The fact that you gave a random facebook friend request more thought than the 0.2 seconds it takes to delete it is just baffling.

No, I'll tell you what's up. Earlier this week I drank a bottle of whiskey a day for four days straight. I only sobered up two days ago, my sleeping pattern has been knocked out of whack. Due to withdrawal and night terrors I've slept 2 hours out of the last 36.

Also, my community addiction councellor has suspected I have high functioning autism for a long time. I should be getting tested next month, fingers crossed.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
Ahmf fmha

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

no pubes yet sorry posted:

ah ha motha fucka - you living under a rock?

Are you going to tell me what it means or not?

Edit: I see it now.

:negative:

I really need to get some sleep. I'll check to see If I get any messages tomorrow. It's unlikely and I've got some important work to do anyway.

Valko fucked around with this message at 00:57 on Feb 8, 2022

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

I think ahmf is that same as lah or eh. It's confirmatory. Could be wrong tho

Lieutenant Dan
Oct 27, 2009

Weedlord Bonerhitler
ahmf i did it again

i played with your heart

got lost in the game

oh baby, baby

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Lieutenant Dan posted:

ahmf i did it again

i played with your heart

got lost in the game

oh baby, baby

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
pak chooie ahmf

no pubes yet sorry
Sep 11, 2003

anyone got a blue? im ahmfed up

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

no pubes yet sorry posted:

anyone got a blue? im ahmfed up

I'm ahmf
Ba da be da ba di

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]
facebook exponentially amplifies the power of booba

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
someone message her the picture of valko's rear end

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
Only if it has Tigger.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
You should probably stay off Facebook Valko

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread
(Taking notes)

Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015

Ichabod Tane posted:

someone message her the picture of valko's rear end

Time_pants
Jun 25, 2012

Now sauntering to the ring, please welcome the lackadaisical style of the man who is always doing something...

Valko posted:

I don't honestly know how much longer i can keep this up. This girl has 2999 friends on facebook, my messages could likely get drowned out. I'm a bit sad I wasn't friend no. 3000.

Ah dang it. You had me right up until here.

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy

kntfkr posted:

pak chooie ahmf

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
imma get me some filipina facebook strange too

no pubes yet sorry
Sep 11, 2003

Yo this girl just told me she has a farm in Northern Nebraska? It seems totally legit, she sent pig pics. She said she has friends in 4h, I don't know what to believe anymore.

Maybe I should just check out farmers only. Com

RadiRoot
Feb 3, 2007

oh baby :swoon:

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

no pubes yet sorry posted:

Yo this girl just told me she has a farm in Northern Nebraska? It seems totally legit, she sent pig pics. She said she has friends in 4h, I don't know what to believe anymore.

Maybe I should just check out farmers only. Com

Finally, you don't have to be lonely.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Send pig pics

Into The Mild
Mar 4, 2003





You cannot loving exist on the internet and not be aware of scams and bots and poo poo...

Calling bullshit on valko....

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

Lieutenant Dan posted:

ahmf i did it again

i played with your heart

got lost in the game

oh baby, baby

Valko
Sep 18, 2015
Right, I'm awake. Actually got a message or two. Girl seems genuine.




Referring to this image:



staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe
she'd had her stuff checked mate, she's cleam.
Ahmf.

We need to go deeper, we need the Lore.
E: :five:

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames

Smugworth posted:

I wish a nice lady from the Phillipines wanted to be my friend

amhf..hi

jsut want 2be ur friend!!

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?
Valko please keep talking to your new friend but never ever ever send them money

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

Time_pants posted:

Ah dang it. You had me right up until here.

She seems to have lost a couple of friends since last night.



See the photo beneath the number - that's a guy in a town 15 miles away from me. He turns out to be an antivax, antimask conspiracy nut.

ilmucche posted:

Valko please keep talking to your new friend but never ever ever send them money

I am many things but I am not that stupid. Besides, I think it's pretty obvious that she's not a scammer.

Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut
Valko she sounds like a charming young lady and I hope you have the best of Internet friendships

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


The Lord works in mysterious ways :)

Laopooh
Jul 15, 2000

I came to get in on making fun of that weirdo zucc and found so much more.

This thread rules, keep at it Valko :3:

Samuel L. Hacksaw
Mar 26, 2007

Never Stop Posting
Man she's gonna take you for everything you have. I ran deep cover scams in EVE and pretended to be an alcoholic autistic nerds friend. It's the easiest way to get them to give you all their stuff, then you just keep pulling until they're dry.

Valko, come play eve.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

hell astro course
Dec 10, 2009

pizza sucks

Samuel L. Hacksaw posted:

Man she's gonna take you for everything you have. I ran deep cover scams in EVE and pretended to be an alcoholic autistic nerds friend. It's the easiest way to get them to give you all their stuff, then you just keep pulling until they're dry.

Mods we have a self-admitted predator. This guy preys on alcoholic autistic nerds (most of our community). I won’t stand for this.

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Samuel L. Hacksaw
Mar 26, 2007

Never Stop Posting

hell astro course posted:

Mods we have a self-admitted predator. This guy preys on alcoholic autistic nerds (most of our community). I won’t stand for this.

If I'm a predator then it is in the same way as Leto from God Emperor of Dune, just dickless and angry and occasionally I crush a clone as outlet for my dickless rage.

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