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hahahahaha. Get hosed meta.
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insha'allah may Succerberg be reduced to a pauper
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gently caress. I made a typo. it should say die not did. Oh woe is me.
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get this: mark fuckerberg 
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#crucifymarkzuckerbergupsidedownonthestepsofbryantpark
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Waltzing Along posted:gently caress. I made a typo. it should say die not did. Oh woe is me. It says both
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Also I hope Facebook does die, yes Apparently for the first time ever they lost members more members then they gained lol Get hosed Zuck (he will still die with 4000000% more money than I will ever see in twelve lifetimes)
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Chumbawumba4ever97 posted:It says both Your write its supposed to say die facebook did.
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What triggered the ~$230,000,000,000.00 USD loss?
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Waltzing Along posted:Your write its supposed to say die facebook did. Ohh I thought you were asking if Facebook died due to the news Both work tbqh
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mkvltra posted:What triggered the ~$230,000,000,000.00 USD loss? Losing members for the first time ever
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mkvltra posted:What triggered the ~$230,000,000,000.00 USD loss? I heard Apple’s new privacy options but I haven’t had to time to look into it
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Feb 4, 2022 20:28
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I genuinely don't know anyone who has used facebook in the last several years. Even my boomer parents don't use it.
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apple made it so third party cookies dont work by default (like how facebook makes 99% of its money) and its super lol (fucks my day up @ work too, tbqh)
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Chumbawumba4ever97 posted:Losing members for the first time ever when i turned up my nose and deleted my account in 2017 they should have seen which way the wind was blowing and closed down in shame
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AHH F/UGH posted:I genuinely don't know anyone who has used facebook in the last several years. Even my boomer parents don't use it. Dude, I am sooo grateful my parents don't use Facebook and they never have. Also interesting replies, thank you! GolfHole posted:apple made it so third party cookies dont work by default (like how facebook makes 99% of its money) and its super lol Swag ownage. Sorry about you're job...
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Chumbawumba4ever97 posted:Losing members for the first time ever BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:I heard Apple’s new privacy options but I haven’t had to time to look into it It's both of these their growth is stagnating and there's really no new markets to push in. The only people who use FB anymore are boomers; the younger generation sees it as an old person thing and doesn't necessarily give a poo poo about it beyond that, Apple's privacy options are severely limiting their ability to sell ads, which has been the cornerstone of FB's growth strategy. Also Mark Zuckerberg and Sheryl Sandberg are Grade A morons who don't understand how to pivot with the times all in all a good time to be at Facebook Meta!
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In recent years we have seen many examples of how a marketing budget + media coverage can make many people believe things that are completely ridiculous. In light of this it's actually kind of impressive the Metaverse is so universally unappealing that no force on this Earth could gaslight people into thinking it's the future/good. It just obviously sucks rear end to anyone who looks at it. We have the discovered the Suck rear end Threshold. The point at which something sucks so much rear end that combined forces of marketing, media, and money are unable to convince the public that a lie is the truth.
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I don't even know what the metaverse is. Through osmosis I think I have learned it is a 3d version of second life. But I'm probably wrong and the marketing is so bad I can't figure it out.
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Waltzing Along posted:I don't even know what the metaverse is. Through osmosis I think I have learned it is a 3d version of second life. But I'm probably wrong and the marketing is so bad I can't figure it out. I'm not sure even the "pioneers" of the metaverse can define what it is it's a buzzword, it gets people writing about it. What is it you ask? 
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Waltzing Along posted:I don't even know what the metaverse is. Through osmosis I think I have learned it is a 3d version of second life. But I'm probably wrong and the marketing is so bad I can't figure it out. No, that’s pretty much it and Zucks was SHOCKED to learn not a single person wants it.
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You would think that even the robot man himself would just cash out and go live the billionaire life, it's loving wild that he's still subjecting himself to this humiliation.
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Mafic Rhyolite posted:You would think that even the robot man himself would just cash out and go live the billionaire life, it's loving wild that he's still subjecting himself to this humiliation. Having tremendous wealth is a mental illness. You always need more. It’s just never enough, no matter how much you have. They are also so out of touch with reality that they don’t really know how they are perceived because it’s filtered through many layers of bullshit and yes men.
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Meme Poker Party posted:In recent years we have seen many examples of how a marketing budget + media coverage can make many people believe things that are completely ridiculous. In light of this it's actually kind of impressive the Metaverse is so universally unappealing that no force on this Earth could gaslight people into thinking it's the future/good. It just obviously sucks rear end to anyone who looks at it. We have the discovered the Suck rear end Threshold. The point at which something sucks so much rear end that combined forces of marketing, media, and money are unable to convince the public that a lie is the truth. Don't sign your posts.
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I've already spent about $500 commissioning my cybergoth furry avatar for vr chat, so I really hope that's gonna carry over to the metaverse somehow
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Feb 4, 2022 20:50
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Meme Poker Party posted:In recent years we have seen many examples of how a marketing budget + media coverage can make many people believe things that are completely ridiculous. In light of this it's actually kind of impressive the Metaverse is so universally unappealing that no force on this Earth could gaslight people into thinking it's the future/good. It just obviously sucks rear end to anyone who looks at it. We have the discovered the Suck rear end Threshold. The point at which something sucks so much rear end that combined forces of marketing, media, and money are unable to convince the public that a lie is the truth. As dumb as people are, generally anyone who would be technically inclined enough to care about metaverse as a concept knows that Second Life did it almost 20 years ago and VR Chat is a thing that already exists.
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Arven posted:As dumb as people are, generally anyone who would be technically inclined enough to care about metaverse as a concept knows that Second Life did it almost 20 years ago and VR Chat is a thing that already exists. 
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One time I made a facebook thread in gbs and moridin constantly tripped over himself to brag about his petty crimes and got mad nobody praised him for them That's my facebook story.
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lame i thought this thread was about another website outage, is it about another bad day for their stock number? also a day or two, or a few/several of bad stocks is fine, its medium to long term trends that matter.
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I guess Facebook is reaching saturation point in South America and SEA. This isn't a milestone, it just means they ahve a very diverse set of boomers on the platform
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i guess anyone who's dumb enough to come up with metaverse and think that anyone would ever want that in a million years i guess must be incapable of any kind of self-analysis still hard to imagine having billions of dollars and not just retiring
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I'm pretty sure a good chunk of the reasoning behind the "Metaverse" reveal was just to move media coverage away from Frances Haugen's whistleblowing about how Facebook had tons of internal research that their product is insanely bad for people and society and that they're perfectly ok with that. The media was covering it pretty heavily and negatively for about a month, then Facebook changed to Meta and the coverage died overnight. My guess is they planned on doing the change to Meta at some point in the future, but rushed it before they had anything to show because they wanted something to distract the media with. Seems like it worked.
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i mean it worked for a little bit. its like dumping a bucket of perfume on a pile of poo poo.
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Mafic Rhyolite posted:i guess anyone who's dumb enough to come up with metaverse and think that anyone would ever want that in a million years i guess must be incapable of any kind of self-analysis you just have to look at his haircut to know that
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Is it dying? I hope so. Also can all the other sites spreading crazy misinformation die too? I can’t talk to anyone anymore without hearing insane conspiracies.
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the idea of boomers on meta boggles my loving mind. Cyber-King of the Hill
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TastyAvocado posted:My guess is they planned on doing the change to Meta at some point in the future, but rushed it before they had anything to show because they wanted something to distract the media with. Seems like it worked. Could be that companies sometimes rebrand when they have a bad reputation. Comcast has atrocious approval ratings and then they rebranded their cable service as Xfinity.
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