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# ? Jun 15, 2015 05:03 |
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JakeP posted:Sup plebs OK cupid just informed me that I am elite tier hotness everyone gets that youre still ugly inside and out lol
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# ? Jun 15, 2015 05:15 |
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i never got that email im also not sad enough to use an internet dating site
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# ? Jun 15, 2015 05:16 |
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Flo Cytometer posted:i never got that email but u use somethingawzful.com ?????
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# ? Jun 15, 2015 05:27 |
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Dr. Tim Whatley posted:but u use somethingawzful.com ????? not to gently caress other people, only to gently caress WITH other people
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# ? Jun 15, 2015 05:27 |
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Lawman 0 posted:how far are you guys willing to drive for a date? I've been seeing a girl that lives 45 minutes away from me, but I met her irl at a concert and had wicked crazy good sex with her I wouldn't drive 45 minutes with a blind first date from Internet strangers or Internet date at all hth
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# ? Jun 15, 2015 07:07 |
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Flo Cytometer posted:not to gently caress other people, only to gently caress WITH other people time to flip the script and gently caress a goon
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# ? Jun 15, 2015 07:17 |
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DisgracelandUSA posted:I've been seeing a girl that lives 45 minutes away from me, but I met her irl at a concert and had wicked crazy good sex with her I wouldn't drive 45 minutes with a blind first date from Internet strangers or Internet date at all hth Doesn't it depend on where you live for a 45-minute rule tho? I mean, out in a small city or the country, 45 minutes could mean 100km away and three counties over. In a big city, 45 minutes could be just 10km or easily just half your commute to work, which you do everyday so it's not a big deal.
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# ? Jun 15, 2015 07:18 |
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The B_36 posted:Doesn't it depend on where you live for a 45-minute rule tho? I mean, out in a small city or the country, 45 minutes could mean 100km away and three counties over. In a big city, 45 minutes could be just 10km or easily just half your commute to work, which you do everyday so it's not a big deal. Who cares if your walking, driving or flying a Cessna? 45 minutes is 45 minutes. Fake edit: 45 minutes by Rollerblade for me
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# ? Jun 15, 2015 07:23 |
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DisgracelandUSA posted:Who cares if your walking, driving or flying a Cessna? 45 minutes is 45 minutes. Where you live changes how long you think 45 minutes travelling time is. I grew up in the country, 45 minutes then was a long loving way to go anywhere. Now that I'm in a city, 45 minutes is how long it takes me to get to work everyday on the bus. There's a difference. If it takes you 45 minutes by rollerblade to get there, then it would be significantly less time via car, taxi or bus (depending on if it's on a bus route). I'm just saying, a hard and fast 45-minute rule seems unneccesarily restrictive. The B_36 fucked around with this message at 07:31 on Jun 15, 2015 |
# ? Jun 15, 2015 07:28 |
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if you need to drive more than 45 minutes to meet a blind internet date, you need to move loving immediately before you die alone or are forced into suicide via depression
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# ? Jun 15, 2015 07:58 |
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The okcuties for attractive women - the ladies there are actually gorgeous (not just a bunch of 6's and 7's with inflated egos) and they actually reply it's like when you move into a new tax bracket or something
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# ? Jun 15, 2015 10:27 |
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Lol we go to the 7/11 to get condoms and also I am craving Whoppers. I'm searching for the Whoppers and the dude behind the counter is like "You're a pretty girl, is that your brother do you have a boyfriend?" Keep in mind I'm dressed like a uber gay homo, female booty shorts, midriff revealing tank top and cowboy boots. Obvs I must be her gay friend/bro. She just ignores him and asks for condoms. Dude gets mad incensed, he like "Those are for him?" like I can't hear him in the precious candies aisle. He brings up the normal ones and she's like "No the big ones." This dude getting even more pissed, like some penis envy/hating on my extremely gay flamboyant heterosexuality, face red as gently caress, boy gonna pop a gasket. He's like "What, seriously?" and just grabs three individual Magnums and tosses them on the counter in a petulant rage and is staring daggers at me as I walk up to the counter ALSO BITCHES DID NOT HAVE THE WHOPPERS! We leave and she's looking mortified and I'm like lmao. Then we got to her apartment and she put an ice cube in her vagina.
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# ? Jun 15, 2015 12:29 |
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i, too, have a big penis that i use for fuckign
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# ? Jun 15, 2015 13:10 |
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strap on revenge posted:i, too, have a big penis that i use for fuckign No you don't and also your a stupid bitch who looks like that retarded dog from Dark Crystal
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# ? Jun 15, 2015 13:16 |
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thoroughly owned again
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# ? Jun 15, 2015 13:25 |
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TenementFunster posted:if you need to drive more than 45 minutes to meet a blind internet date, you need to move loving immediately before you die alone or are forced into suicide via depression
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# ? Jun 15, 2015 14:44 |
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Really what we've learned itt is that suicide is a decent option.
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# ? Jun 15, 2015 15:11 |
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Sheep-Goats posted:Really what we've learned itt is that suicide is a decent option. I've learned that there are a billion idiots on something awful that think The Clap is Chlamydia.
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# ? Jun 15, 2015 15:15 |
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Paul Zuvella posted:I've learned that there are a billion idiots on something awful that think The Clap is Chlamydia. Sorry not everyone apparently has your in depth knowledge of the differences between the various STD's. Maybe stop sleeping with prostitutes quite so much?
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# ? Jun 15, 2015 15:16 |
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Paul Zuvella posted:I've learned that there are a billion idiots on something awful that think The Clap is Chlamydia. Goons are dumb and uneducated about sex I'm shocked
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# ? Jun 15, 2015 20:14 |
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Paul Zuvella posted:I've learned that there are a billion idiots on something awful that think The Clap is Chlamydia. Back in my day, we used to call it Gone To Korea. RIP GRAMPS
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# ? Jun 15, 2015 20:15 |
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update on my two dates yesterday, date one in the morning that i had high hopes for was just no chemistry and awkward because of that, evening date that i didnt have high hopes for went amazing, tons of chemistry and also i learned that the italian accent is hot as hell and that italians are great kissers, im all about italians now. this is why you need to keep options open imo, if i was to cancel either of those dates to make room it would have been the date that went fantastic. seeing her again this week!
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# ? Jun 15, 2015 20:53 |
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was it awkward when your mustaches got stuck together?
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# ? Jun 15, 2015 20:53 |
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Flo Cytometer posted:was it awkward when your mustaches got stuck together? haha no she didnt have a moustache or if she did at least shaved it pre date
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# ? Jun 15, 2015 20:54 |
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Shirley Crabtree posted:haha no she didnt have a moustache or if she did at least shaved it pre date dude you loving scored
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# ? Jun 15, 2015 20:55 |
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Flo Cytometer posted:dude you loving scored shes got a gorgeous huge arse as well, win
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# ? Jun 15, 2015 20:55 |
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vyst posted:Goons are dumb and uneducated about sex I'm shocked
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# ? Jun 15, 2015 21:55 |
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"I havent gotten my period" "nevermind."
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# ? Jun 15, 2015 22:25 |
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Praise you all my life. Praise you all my life. Praise you all my nights. Praise Jesus Christ
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# ? Jun 15, 2015 22:36 |
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vyst posted:Goons are dumb and uneducated about sex I'm shocked I mean you've had multiple people in here admit to having got STDs more than once in the year 2015.
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# ? Jun 15, 2015 22:38 |
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Groovelord Neato posted:I mean you've had multiple people in here admit to having got STDs more than once in the year 2015. They don't even call them loving STDs anymore, some are STIs like that abysmal Subaru.
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# ? Jun 15, 2015 22:41 |
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Front page match: 0% friend/ 83% enemy. Everyone else is 70%+ so wtf OKC
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# ? Jun 16, 2015 00:57 |
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LethalGeek posted:Front page match: 0% friend/ 83% enemy. Front page is now literally 10 or whatever randomly selected people from within 500 miles of you. I keep getting conservative single moms from Ohio in that stupid thing 80% of the time and then like one cute 90% who thinks that astrology is a science and that kids should learn about intelligent design in biology class.
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# ? Jun 16, 2015 02:08 |
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Yawgmoth posted:Front page is now literally 10 or whatever randomly selected people from within 500 miles of you. I keep getting conservative single moms from Ohio in that stupid thing 80% of the time and then like one cute 90% who thinks that astrology is a science and that kids should learn about intelligent design in biology class. Yeah those can be deal-breakers for me.
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# ? Jun 16, 2015 02:10 |
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is it rape if a girl asked me to roofie her on a date? but wanted it to be random so she could feel how being date raped was. I dont think im going to do this
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# ? Jun 16, 2015 02:59 |
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LeoMarr posted:is it rape if a girl asked me to roofie her on a date? but wanted it to be random so she could feel how being date raped was.
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# ? Jun 16, 2015 03:30 |
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LeoMarr posted:is it rape if a girl asked me to roofie her on a date? but wanted it to be random so she could feel how being date raped was. You should definitely do this, I dont see how it could go wrong. Check back in here with a trip report by Wednesday.
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# ? Jun 16, 2015 03:49 |
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LeoMarr posted:is it rape if a girl asked me to roofie her on a date? but wanted it to be random so she could feel how being date raped was. But how will you know what date raping feels like unless she didn't ask already? Inconsiderate woman IMHO
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# ? Jun 16, 2015 04:14 |
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if a woman puts a picture of her underage niece in one of her okcupid profile pics is she stupid or is this an fbi sting for pedos?
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# ? Jun 17, 2015 04:35 |