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Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

fosborb posted:

fun fact, when you submit your sf 86 you need zero additional paperwork with it

because lol why? the fbi is going to pull all of your info themselves anyway

it's not exactly a small form though
you have to list references going back like 10 years and they sure as hell do call every one of them

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emgeejay
Dec 8, 2007

quote:

The "brain damage" meme should have been put to rest pages ago IMO. If we're going to cause every post-COVID syndrome which is self limiting in 4-8 weeks "brain damage", okay, but then there's about a million other things that need to be on that list such as other post viral syndromes of all sorts. If we're only talking about the minority of long COVID horror show cases with clear neurological damage that lasts for months to years, okay, sure, I know one person like that and she considers herself "damaged", if not "brain damaged". The other 3 dozen people I know who got COVID? They feel fine now. People who permanently lose their sense of smell? They can describe themselves however they want. People who lose their sense of smell for a few weeks? Yes that implies some kind of inflammation and probably loss of neurons, it's also a thing that's happened to thousands of people every year from influenza and it's never been called "brain damage".

inferis
Dec 30, 2003

weird timing on this



quote:

For the first time since enacting HIV laws in the 1980s, Missouri will update its laws that make it a crime to expose a person to the virus. Gov. Mike Parson on Wednesday signed a bill that reduces the charges a person faces for transmitting the virus.

Missouri joins a number of states that have passed such legislation this year. Legislatures around the country are moving to correct HIV laws that were based on false assumptions about how the virus is transmitted.

inferis has issued a correction as of 19:36 on Aug 12, 2021

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010


the whole COVID problem is really just a branding issue

Sushi The Kid
Sep 10, 2005
<img src="https://forumimages.somethingawful.com/images/newbie.gif" border=0>


JACKSON, Miss. (WLBT) - The Mississippi State Department of Health reported 4,412 new cases and 20 new deaths on August 12.

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Google Butt posted:

"now that's a real mask"

hell yeah

mod sassinator
Dec 13, 2006
I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass

Sushi The Kid posted:

JACKSON, Miss. (WLBT) - The Mississippi State Department of Health reported 4,412 new cases and 20 new deaths on August 12.

school started last week so they aren't even really seeing the school case explosion yet

lol. lmao.

Homocow
Apr 24, 2007

Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!


Pillbug
there are unironically people who are pro-virus

Koirhor
Jan 14, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PqUenEMwsdQ

Jon Irenicus
Apr 23, 2008


YO ASSHOLE

I don't know if it's quality control but the frozen veggie packs at the store have been noticable hit or miss

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

instead of "brain damage" just say "fogginess"
instead of "drowning in your own lung juices" say "shortness of breath"
instead of "dying ignored in a pile in a rundown Florida hospital hallway" say "freedom"

Lead out in cuffs
Sep 18, 2012

"That's right. We've evolved."

"I can see that. Cool mutations."




Stereotype posted:

the only information that isn’t misinformation is that the vaccine works and kids can’t get COVID.

Miranda posted:

Guys.
Holy hell. We have two positive COVID babies. Vertical transmission. Two more are PUIs from exposure to their positive mums. One of them is a 25 weeker. His lungs - I have NEVER seen anything like it. The closest thing would be like a 6 month old severe chronic lung disease/bronchpulmonary dysplasia kid who has been vented for months. It is INSANE how sick he is.

U-DO Burger
Nov 12, 2007




Homocow posted:

there are unironically people who are pro-virus

https://twitter.com/livemint/status/1393073344069574657?s=20

fosborb
Dec 15, 2006



Chronic Good Poster

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

instead of "brain damage" just say "fogginess"
instead of "drowning in your own lung juices" say "shortness of breath"
instead of "dying ignored in a pile in a rundown Florida hospital hallway" say "freedom"

changing "death benefits" to "life benefits" to "covid funsies paperwork time"

mod sassinator
Dec 13, 2006
I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass
this is going to happen in every classroom around the nation

https://www.rgj.com/story/news/2021/08/11/parent-wcsd-middle-schooler-sent-child-school-covid-19/8101021002/

quote:

Parent knowingly sent student to school with COVID-19, exposing more than 80 others

A parent knowingly sent their child to school after receiving confirmation of a positive COVID-19 test, exposing more than 80 students to the disease on the first day of school, the Washoe County Health District said Wednesday.

The parent has also tested positive for COVID-19 and has refused contact with the school district and health officials.

The Washoe County School District would not say how many students at Marce Herz Middle School they excluded on the second day of a new school year. Those who were notified can't return until Aug. 20 if they have not been fully vaccinated.
...
The health district said this case is an example of the struggle contact tracing can be without cooperation from the public.

"We are asking everyone, especially parents with children in Washoe County schools, to please cooperate with disease investigators regarding positive COVID-19 cases," the health district said in a statement.

"It’s imperative that we collect information from positive cases in order to reduce transmission in the community."

The health district said during the investigation at Herz Middle School, the parent refused to communicate with staff.

"This led to a presumably infectious child attending school two days after being notified of a positive COVID-19 test result. The parent, who also tested positive for COVID-19, also refused to communicate with the school," the health district said.

Weaponized Autism
Mar 26, 2006

All aboard the Gravy train!
Hair Elf

Is that you, Picard?

Sushi The Kid
Sep 10, 2005
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mod sassinator posted:

school started last week so they aren't even really seeing the school case explosion yet

lol. lmao.

The county I lived in started on July 28th. The next week they closed one of the high schools in the town next to mine, week after that, they closed the elementary school in the same town.

mod sassinator
Dec 13, 2006
I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass

Jon Irenicus posted:

I don't know if it's quality control but the frozen veggie packs at the store have been noticable hit or miss

frozen broccolli is more stems than florets for me (but it's always kind of been like that)

Isizzlehorn
Feb 25, 2010

:lesnick::lesnick::lesnick::lesnick::lesnick::lesnick:

Homocow posted:

there are unironically people who are pro-virus

*raises spike protein*

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

FizFashizzle posted:

ngl i wear bougie scrubs at work at that vogue series.....

those royalty checks must be preeeeeeetty sweet

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

bolsanaro isn't an enormous virus, he's more like a sentient sack of viruses kinda like oogie boogie

Zokari
Jul 23, 2007


it really isnt man

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

mod sassinator posted:

frozen broccolli is more stems than florets for me (but it's always kind of been like that)

I can never enjoy frozen broccoli

if you're going frozen you've got to stick to like... spinach... or corn.. or peas.
Everything else just becomes mush

Plus poo poo like broccoli lasts forever in a fridge anyhow so unless you need broccoli 3 months from now you're not really gaining anything
Buy fresh root veggies and gourds

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
My half-vaccinated boss is getting on two planes today to go to an in-person conference for a week hopefully he just croaks and I can stop pretending this career dead end at this tiny company is going to amount to anything.

Koirhor
Jan 14, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

lol burn her house down

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

I'm shocked there aren't states making it "optional" to keep your kid quarantined if they're covid positive

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

no one knows what “quarantine” means

Leon Trotsky 2012
Aug 27, 2009

YOU CAN TRUST ME!*


*Israeli Government-affiliated poster

What were the other options? Not take the free babysitting service?

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

PostNouveau posted:

I'm shocked there aren't states making it "optional" to keep your kid quarantined if they're covid positive

That's going to happen after it becomes obvious keeping sick kids out is going to force remote learning again

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

i only use frozen brocolli for roasting or cream of broccoli soup

supply chain disruptions from delta are going to be common since labor is already tight and an outbreak in packaging production, food processing, distribution, wholesale and retail fucks up everyone else in the chain

Sad Billionaire
Mar 31, 2009

What a twist
Fan of Britches

PostNouveau posted:

I'm shocked there aren't states making it "optional" to keep your kid quarantined if they're covid positive

There are definitely schools that refuse to report positive cases to parents or do any contact tracing whatsoever.

osprey
Apr 18, 2021

https://twitter.com/ashishkjha/status/1425886727240130566

turnip kid
May 24, 2010

quote:

PALM BEACH COUNTY, Fla. — Palm Beach County's new superintendent of public schools said 440 students have been quarantined because of COVID-19 after just two days of in-classroom instruction.

Speaking on MSNBC Thursday afternoon, Superintendent Michael Burke said there have been 51 confirmed cases of COVID-19 in Palm Beach County schools since the 2021/22 academic year started on Tuesday.

Of those cases, 37 are students and 14 are employees.

"You're talking about, little over two cases per school on average," Burke said. "That's a concern. I would say it's a potential growing concern, and we're monitoring it very closely."

Face masks are now mandatory for all students and staff members inside Palm Beach County public schools and on school district transportation. However, parents can opt their children out of wearing facial coverings.

A spokesperson said Thursday that 6,394 of the roughly 178,000 students in the School District of Palm Beach County have opted out of wearing masks.

"We're not allowed to isolate students if they choose to exercise that choice to opt out," Burke said. "So we're not allowed to, you know, partition off individual classrooms. We're not allowed to tell students where to sit on the bus, that type of thing."

Things are going well in Palm Beach County. Got an automated call today to inform me my son's school, which just started this week, discovered its first case!

https://www.wptv.com/rebound/state-...iLYdnbOvo5cEeeM

Love my freedom-lovin' governor!

inferis
Dec 30, 2003

PostNouveau posted:

I'm shocked there aren't states making it "optional" to keep your kid quarantined if they're covid positive

I thought texas was doing that

Notorious R.I.M.
Jan 27, 2004

up to my ass in alligators

Bruce Hussein Daddy posted:

ALTER TABLE vaxedppl
ADD PRIMARY KEY (dob);


:smug:

+1 lgtm. ship it to prod.

Martian Manfucker
Dec 27, 2012

misandry is real
48 hours after my second dose of Pfizer and I woke up after sleeping 13 hours with an extremely swollen lymph node in my arm pit and a slightly swollen lymph node in my neck, both on the side where I got the shot. poo poo sucks, it's not painful yet but I can tell it's gonna get real uncomfortable. I was hoping for an easy second dose.

Buffer
May 6, 2007
I sometimes turn down sex and blowjobs from my girlfriend because I'm too busy posting in D&D. PS: She used my credit card to pay for this.

PostNouveau posted:

I'm shocked there aren't states making it "optional" to keep your kid quarantined if they're covid positive

there are? several southern states have done so.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

inferis posted:

I thought texas was doing that

It's optional to quarantine if you're exposed to a positive case. I'm shocked the GOP hasn't started up on "it's discrimination to not let me covid positive kid go to school today"

Leon Trotsky 2012
Aug 27, 2009

YOU CAN TRUST ME!*


*Israeli Government-affiliated poster
Florida share of total U.S. Covid Hospitalizations: 23.7%

Florida Share of total U.S. Population: 6.47%

:eyepop:

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JAY ZERO SUM GAME
Oct 18, 2005

Walter.
I know you know how to do this.
Get up.


euphronius posted:

no one knows what “quarantine” means
i had this conversation with my two co-workers last week as well

"oh yeah, i guess so," and nodding, when I say there's never been a lockdown or quarantine, you could do whatever you wanted at all times and no one was gonna stop you

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