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turn off the TV posted:Lol the NC state GOP cut school funding in democratic districts and funneled that into their own. Lol @ kids in Nowhere, NC getting better educations and therefore voting for Democrats Oh who am I kidding, that money's just going towards nicer football uniforms
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Monday_ posted:Lol @ kids in Nowhere, NC getting better educations and therefore voting for Democrats They actually stripped funding for the two early colleges in one of the poorest areas in the state. And specifically banned funding of summer STEM classes.
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There will be lols: https://www.washingtonpost.com/poli...m=.21553bba9e1a quote:President Trump on Thursday launched a long-promised commission on “election integrity,” rekindling a controversy over the prevalence of voter fraud at U.S. polls. This is the kind of thing that apparently will take a very long time, a ton of resources (which the cash- and staff-strapped agencies do not have; and the best part is it will probably show almost no voter fraud. The worse fraud discovered will be from... well, I think you can guess. This is probably going to die on the vine but if it gets completed, there will be huge lols.
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turn off the TV posted:https://twitter.com/TheRickWilson/status/863577970761453569 yeaaahhh I'l believe this when I fuckin see it
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Professor Shark posted:helldump Todd the twink grips his beer nervously at the bar, peripherally aware he has caught the attention of the man sitting in the corner. The man's face is riddled with angry red pustules on a canvas of spotty yellow, blood oozing from his tearducts. Everyone in the bar winces as another strip of skin sloughs off the man's forearm and lands on the ground with a wet slap. Todd shifts uncomfortably when he hears the man's chair scrape back and his footsteps approach. "Uhhhh, are you ok man?" Todd says, attempting to head the situation off at the pass. "You need a ride to the hospital or something?" As he leans over to whisper an answer into his ear, a cloud of spores fly out and settle on Todd's jacket. "I'm in perfect health and ready to die bitch"
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Calm Waters posted:Todd the twink grips his beer nervously at the bar, peripherally aware he has caught the attention of the man sitting in the corner. The man's face is riddled with angry red pustules on a canvas of spotty yellow, blood oozing from his tearducts. Everyone in the bar winces as another strip of skin sloughs off the man's forearm and lands on the ground with a wet slap. Todd shifts uncomfortably when he hears the man's chair scrape back and his footsteps approach. "Uhhhh, are you ok man?" Todd says, attempting to head the situation off at the pass. "You need a ride to the hospital or something?" 
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lol the guy's doctor considered that he might have syphilis because he was trying to figure out what was wrong with his brain
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:lol the guy's doctor considered that he might have syphilis because he was trying to figure out what was wrong with his brain Even more lol that syphilis is difficult to detect early on and a test coming back negative is in no way conclusive
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Dang, now that they displeased russia, NK has truly gone too far and our president will act swiftly Edit: there was a secret lol hidden in this post. Were you able to find it? our president is Donald Jemima Trump Cursed Lumberjack fucked around with this message at 04:25 on May 14, 2017 |
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NK released a missile and the first thing they mention is Russia. What the hell dude lmao.
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Calm Waters posted:Todd the twink grips his beer nervously at the bar, peripherally aware he has caught the attention of the man sitting in the corner. The man's face is riddled with angry red pustules on a canvas of spotty yellow, blood oozing from his tearducts. Everyone in the bar winces as another strip of skin sloughs off the man's forearm and lands on the ground with a wet slap. Todd shifts uncomfortably when he hears the man's chair scrape back and his footsteps approach. "Uhhhh, are you ok man?" Todd says, attempting to head the situation off at the pass. "You need a ride to the hospital or something?" Leave Todd Howard out of this
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COMRADES posted:NK released a missile and the first thing they mention is Russia. You know how global warming has wrecked Australia so bad they had to come up with new loving colors on their map for how loving hot it is? If we even tried to come up with some sort of Sesame-Street-Color-Code-FUCKUP system for ranking the retardedness of the White House's fuckups, we would need to constantly invent new colors. What in the gently caress indeed 
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This has to be a troll, but you'd have to be a real Trump to troll people by drawing attention to your treason.
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Lollin' on a Sunday morn. Wait till Prez Trump, PhD, finds out about the increased Russian support for North Korea over the last few years.
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I don't get why Trump won't just admit that he and his admin are Russian tools. It's not like he has anything to lose with the GOP or his supporters since they'll be his cock holster no matter what he does.
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Egbert Souse posted:cock holster *WOOOOOP WOOOOOOP* HOMOSEXUAL SLUR ALERT; YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO USE THAT AGAINST THEM SINCE YOU GET ALL PISSY WHEN YOU CALL THEM THAT NAME; UNFAIR ADVANTAGE U ARE THE HOMOPHONIC *WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOP*
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Egbert Souse posted:I don't get why Trump won't just admit that he and his admin are Russian tools. I remembered that his lovely base blamed the democrats for his initial failure to repeal and replace Obamacare and helped myself to a lol.
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turn off the TV posted:https://twitter.com/TheRickWilson/status/863577970761453569 My source is also confirming the validity of this. My source is Louise Mensch
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Wasn't Wilson the guy claiming for weeks there'd be big oppo drops on Trump right before the election? I don't count on him for lols.
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Because I am a serious journalist I have to respect my sources' desire for anonymity, but I am getting multiple confirmed reports that Donald Trump is the president of the United States of America One individual very familiar with the situation has reportedly been quoted as saying, "lol"
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Egbert Souse posted:I don't get why Trump won't just admit that he and his admin are Russian tools. I assumed his statments about "hey wouldn't a relationship with Russia be acutally good?" during the debates and into the presidency, as well as the "Russia is just as bad as us lmao" stuff were trial balloons for this admission and figured they just didn't poll well among his base, so they walked it back a little (but still let Russians hang out in the Oval Office and then acted surprised when they recorded stuff)
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I'm not sure why people are skeptical that the Russian investigation Donald Trump just fired the Director of FBI to prevent (his words) might actually be leading to impeachment. I mean we've got over 700 pages here documenting the fact that Trump is the closest one can get to being literally retarded without literally being diagnosed as retarded. Are people thinking that Trump has too much integrity to violate the law, or that he wouldn't be sloppy as gently caress about it?
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Calm Waters posted:Todd the twink grips his beer nervously at the bar, peripherally aware he has caught the attention of the man sitting in the corner. The man's face is riddled with angry red pustules on a canvas of spotty yellow, blood oozing from his tearducts. Everyone in the bar winces as another strip of skin sloughs off the man's forearm and lands on the ground with a wet slap. Todd shifts uncomfortably when he hears the man's chair scrape back and his footsteps approach. "Uhhhh, are you ok man?" Todd says, attempting to head the situation off at the pass. "You need a ride to the hospital or something?" What's this garbage in our lol thread?
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Burt Sexual posted:What's this garbage in our lol thread? It's art man. I don't get it either.
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NotWearingPants posted:I'm not sure why people are skeptical that the Russian investigation Donald Trump just fired the Director of FBI to prevent (his words) might actually be leading to impeachment. oh, trump is guilty as gently caress and has left evidence and witnesses all over the place. the question now is, does that mean anything? is the us so broken that even a retarded man can get away with anything he wants if he has a high enough position? i'm guessing he absolutely can, and that's a lol.
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:oh, trump is guilty as gently caress and has left evidence and witnesses all over the place. the question now is, does that mean anything? is the us so broken that even a retarded man can get away with anything he wants if he has a high enough position? i'm guessing he absolutely can, and that's a lol. You mean technically? Like I guess they can't just arrest him because he's the president. But they can arrest people around him and pretty much force him to resign or impeach him. There are numerous potential scenarios but this is the lol thread so have a throwback lol: 
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NotWearingPants posted:I'm not sure why people are skeptical that the Russian investigation Donald Trump just fired the Director of FBI to prevent (his words) might actually be leading to impeachment. It's real simple. In the great state of North Carolina, the GOP has just passed a law that defunds the school districts of Democrats, and moves that money to GOP school districts. http://www.newsobserver.com/news/politics-government/state-politics/article150397682.html Oh yes, the whole purpose of this sordid shitshow was to put the id of the GOP in the Executive Seat. His JOB is to gently caress up, in ever more ridiculous and indefensible ways. The actual test going on is this: How brazen and naked will the GOP's permissiveness be? As Trump continues to up the ante on being so cringe-inducingly bad, and retarded, and ILLEGAL, and LITERALLY TREASONOUS, how long will his party continue to protect him? If I look at Mitch McConnell and North Carolina, I don't think the GOP has any limit to how evil they will be if it enriches their side. My only curiosity is how long this positive feedback loop of Trump fuckups and GOP silence and concealment can go on in this information-rich world of 2017. Will a critical mass of the American people just grab the loving remote control out of the hands of those running this shitshow and say GOD DAMMIT STOP DOING THAT? Or will we just LOL the rest of our lives away? It's only a question of our character as a nation of people, and as a world that has to put up with it.
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NotWearingPants posted:I'm not sure why people are skeptical that the Russian investigation Donald Trump just fired the Director of FBI to prevent (his words) might actually be leading to impeachment. Two camps of people, one which doesn't want to believe their dear leader will be impeached because he should be exempt from all this politically correct nonsense, he speaks his mind and you can't persecute him for being honest so you liberals just shut up and let him get to work! And the other camp doesn't want to believe the lol train will ever stop. We mainlined lols solid for over a hundred days, you can't blame us for not wanting our dealer to get cuffed
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:oh, trump is guilty as gently caress and has left evidence and witnesses all over the place. the question now is, does that mean anything? is the us so broken that even a retarded man can get away with anything he wants if he has a high enough position? i'm guessing he absolutely can, and that's a lol. Don't spoil the punchline yet dude. The whole joke is predicated on the fact that the absolute dumbest mouth breathers win everything to the point where they can't even imagine things going bad. Then they are suddenly revealed to be dumb and wrong in front of the world. Then they nuke us and we die laughing
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:For real though, there's a reason they say impeachment can only go 1 of 2 ways: too late to matter, or the president doesn't see it coming now THAT's a fucken insightful LOL holy poo poo
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Can you imagine being one of the senators on the oversight committee or in one of the investigation panels? You discuss possible actions with your colleagues regarding the potentially treasonous actions of your president and have to somehow respond to "well, yeah, okay. But my constituents are gonna slaughter me for it, so I'm gonna have to pass on this one. Good luck"
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Quidam Viator posted:Will a critical mass of the American people just grab the loving remote control out of the hands of those running this shitshow and say GOD DAMMIT STOP DOING THAT? Or will we just LOL the rest of our lives away? It's only a question of our character as a nation of people, and as a world that has to put up with it. yeah sorry but until netflix and data plans become too expensive people are going to let poo poo like this slide like literally nothing will happen until you actually take the internet itself away from these morons they'll live with lovely food and lovely homes and lovely education as long as they get to stream the next episode of last man standing and can upload tired breaking bad memes
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Quidam Viator posted:now THAT's a fucken insightful LOL holy poo poo Its important to have well thought out and meaningful lols, else we are no different from animals Animals like that horse that hosed pence and then laughed about it, probably
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