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Little Stuart Rifkin likes to go shopping with his mommy!
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Had a customer call today who spelled her last name "Flores" but pronounced it very carefully with an "s" instead of a "z", like it would rhyme with "Dolores". I wanted to say "Yeah and I'm Jerry Cougar Mellencamp".
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Oct 9, 2018 21:00
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Imagined posted:Had a customer call today who spelled her last name "Flores" but pronounced it very carefully with an "s" instead of a "z", like it would rhyme with "Dolores". I wanted to say "Yeah and I'm Jerry Cougar Mellencamp". She was flouting. And she's the heir to the O'Henry candy bar fortune.
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Oct 9, 2018 21:11
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potee posted:She was flouting. And she's the heir to the O-Henry candy bar fortune. Say that again...
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A bra's gotta fit right up a person's skin... LIKE A GLOVE!!
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Oct 9, 2018 21:21
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Vietnamwees posted:Oh yeah, check me out! Jimmy's got some new moves! I was watching Licence to Kill on my laptop while flying home almost two weeks ago, and it wasn't until I watched this episode on TV that I noticed that Jimmy also plays Truman Lodge, Sanchez's business manager. Jimmy's in charge of $100 million drug deals!
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Oct 9, 2018 22:06
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kolby posted:Todd GACK Is that Dutch?
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Oct 9, 2018 22:31
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Imagined posted:Had a customer call today who spelled her last name "Flores" but pronounced it very carefully with an "s" instead of a "z", like it would rhyme with "Dolores". I wanted to say "Yeah and I'm Jerry Cougar Mellencamp". Mulva? Gipple? Bovary?
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Oct 9, 2018 23:27
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mojo1701a posted:Jimmy's in charge of $100 million drug deals! What kind of snow blower did you get us mixed up with?
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Oct 10, 2018 03:08
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Sash! posted:What kind of snow blower did you get us mixed up with? All right Sash, one more peep out of you and you're out of the whole operation!
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Oct 10, 2018 03:19
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So he caught me in a cleavage peek, big deal!
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Oct 10, 2018 03:48
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So tell me George, how is it a man like you, so bald, and so quirky and funny, hasn't been taken yet? Well, you see Marissa, the thing is...I'm sort of "engaged." ....What? Well, you see, I'm engaged. .... *Punches George right in the nose*
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Oct 10, 2018 06:19
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Vietnamwees posted:So tell me George, how is it a man like you, so bald, and so quirky and funny, hasn't been taken yet? Let me be perfectly blunt. I don't care for you, Vietnamwees. You hang out on the last page of the thread with Gyshall all day laughing it up, wasting your lives.
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Oct 11, 2018 19:14
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The Zack posted:Is that Dutch? It's gortex!
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Oct 12, 2018 00:05
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precision posted:It's gortex! I think it's pine.
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Oct 12, 2018 00:12
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Imagined posted:I think it's pine. Pine is good...
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Oct 12, 2018 00:26
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It's the wood that makes it good.
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Oct 12, 2018 01:48
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Y'know with that fake wood wallpaper? It's like a ski lodge!
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Oct 12, 2018 01:54
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potee posted:Let me be perfectly blunt. Whatever.
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pyromance posted:It's the wood that makes it good. Wood, Jerry. Wood.
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Oct 12, 2018 03:37
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"You double-dipped the chip!" "What? What are you talking about?" "You took a chip, you dipped it, took a bite...and then you dipped again"
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Oct 12, 2018 06:53
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Vietnamwees posted:"You double-dipped the chip!" 
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Oct 12, 2018 13:42
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I sense great vulnerability. A man-child crying out for love. An innocent orphan in the post-modern world. I see a parasite. A sexually depraved miscreant who is seeking only to gratify his basest and most immediate urges. His struggle is man's struggle. He lifts my spirit. He is a loathesome, offensive brute. Yet I can't look away. He transcends time and space. He sickens me. I love it. Me too.
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Oct 12, 2018 14:48
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Sash! posted:What kind of snow blower did you get us mixed up with? You know Corky Ramirez up on 94th Street? One day he and I are playing Pachinko...
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Oct 12, 2018 14:51
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mojo1701a posted:You know Corky Ramirez up on 94th Street? One day he and I are playing Pachinko... Ukraine is game to you!? How about I take your little board and SMASH! 
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Oct 12, 2018 15:03
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potee posted:Ukraine is game to you!? How about I take your little board and SMASH! I'm taking the Congo as a penalty!
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Oct 12, 2018 16:33
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Ginette Reno posted:I'm taking the Congo as a penalty! Yeah, Koko. That chimp's alright. 
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Oct 12, 2018 16:40
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She said I wasn't "Sponge-Worthy!" Wouldn't waste a sponge on me!
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Vietnamwees posted:She said I wasn't "Sponge-Worthy!" Wouldn't waste a sponge on me! You can't spare a square???
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Oct 13, 2018 13:56
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The panties your mother laid out for you?
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Oct 13, 2018 23:23
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pyromance posted:It's the wood that makes it good. Cherish the cabin.
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Oct 13, 2018 23:34
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Kurtofan posted:Cherish the cabin. "Dear Kurtofan, last night with you was bliss. I fear my... orgasm has left me a cripple. I don't how how I shall ever get back to work."
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PT6A posted:"Dear Kurtofan, last night with you was bliss. I fear my... orgasm has left me a cripple. I don't how how I shall ever get back to work." You ever been to the circus
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Oct 15, 2018 06:04
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I said TURN, PIMP!!
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Oct 15, 2018 06:26
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Vietnamwees posted:I said TURN, PIMP!! He was the most wonderful person I've ever known! And I loved him deeply. In a way you could never understand...
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Oct 17, 2018 02:03
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potee posted:He was the most wonderful person I've ever known! And I loved him deeply. Enough lying! The lying is through! Now come on, Potee the masquerade is over! You're thin, late 30's, single...
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Oct 17, 2018 20:47
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Not that there's anything wrong with that...
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TMMadman, what do you have on your wheels??
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Oct 17, 2018 21:22
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They put the Frogger with the toilet?!
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Gyshall posted:They put the Frogger with the toilet?! Well, I need a battery for this kind of job, can I at least steal a battery?
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