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I think the creepiest things was that he would read all of this daughters IMs word for word. I can understand skimming them for certain things but reading entire tween conversations just seems odd to me.
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I've never understood the John Hein hate, he always seemed pretty inoffensive to me. I mean what's the worst thing that he's done, lied about how many women blew him? eating too much fast food? that's describes a lot of men. I mean I don't get why he still gets up at 5.00 a.m. to do a show when he's a millionaire (and probably gets paid next to nothing) but compared to actual scumbags like DePace and Goodstein, or just plain unfunny people like Shuli and Benjy - Jon Hein's not that bad.
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DeadBonesBrook posted:I've never understood the John Hein hate, he always seemed pretty inoffensive to me. I mean what's the worst thing that he's done, lied about how many women blew him? eating too much fast food? that's describes a lot of men. I mean I don't get why he still gets up at 5.00 a.m. to do a show when he's a millionaire (and probably gets paid next to nothing) but compared to actual scumbags like DePace and Goodstein, or just plain unfunny people like Shuli and Benjy - Jon Hein's not that bad. I genuinely like Shuli, he seems like a nice guy. Jon seems nice but incredibly irritating. And Goodstein can go gently caress himself. I still find Benjy weird. Like his whole life is shtick, and it's rarely actually good.
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Jan 14, 2016 18:01
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:I still find Benjy weird. Like his whole life is shtick, and it's rarely actually good. Benjy fashions himself as another Andy Kaufman, and it totally fails. Whereas the latter had jokes with punchlines and innovative gimmicks, Benjy just acts like an attention grabbing rear end in a top hat and thinks that deliberately annoying people is funny. It's not, and it's less pleasing than literal dead air.
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Jan 14, 2016 19:07
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DeadBonesBrook posted:I mean I don't get why he still gets up at 5.00 a.m. to do a show Because it gives him a platform to have exposure to the audience for all his outside projects
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Jan 14, 2016 19:10
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:I still find Benjy weird. Like his whole life is shtick, and it's rarely actually good. Riosan posted:Benjy fashions himself as another Andy Kaufman, and it totally fails. Whereas the latter had jokes with punchlines and innovative gimmicks, Benjy just acts like an attention grabbing rear end in a top hat and thinks that deliberately annoying people is funny. It's not, and it's less pleasing than literal dead air. Well said, both of you. On rare occasions, Benjy will act like a real human being, and I want to like him... for like 2 seconds, and then he switches back into his lovely shtick, and I just want him dead.
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DeadBonesBrook posted:I've never understood the John Hein hate, he always seemed pretty inoffensive to me. I mean what's the worst thing that he's done, lied about how many women blew him? eating too much fast food? that's describes a lot of men. I mean I don't get why he still gets up at 5.00 a.m. to do a show when he's a millionaire (and probably gets paid next to nothing) but compared to actual scumbags like DePace and Goodstein, or just plain unfunny people like Shuli and Benjy - Jon Hein's not that bad. And second agreement on Benjy's harrible Andy Kaufman attempts. Based on everything I've seen and heard, it of course is a shtick, but I don't know if we can really turn it "off" or not. I suspect that he's incredibly annoying in real life.
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Riosan posted:Benjy fashions himself as another Andy Kaufman, and it totally fails. Whereas the latter had jokes with punchlines and innovative gimmicks, Benjy just acts like an attention grabbing rear end in a top hat and thinks that deliberately annoying people is funny. It's not, and it's less pleasing than literal dead air. Except this one time. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5IGHa_p4C4
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Jan 14, 2016 19:27
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There is an underlying weirdness about Jon Hein. On the surface he is completely inoffensive and has a typical normcore dad look. But when things come to light, there is just something odd there. You might not have noticed it, but your brain did.
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Jan 14, 2016 19:55
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When they find the half eaten child in Jon Hein's fridge I just want to be able to say I always hated him instead of those tools who just say "Oh but he seemed normal." 80 blowjobs at summer camp, yeah right you loving psychopath.
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Jan 14, 2016 20:06
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Jon Hein once buttfucked a squirrel in Central Park.
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kylej posted:Jon Hein once buttfucked a squirrel in Central Park. He's a sick guy... he needs help in the worst way. EDIT: Well, it happened... I found a video that has a bit of 8-bit music in it. I should say that it's merely a pulse wave, which were also used in the NES, and at any point, anyone with a synth could reproduce it, but still   The video in question
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Jan 14, 2016 20:25
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Jan 14, 2016 20:32
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:I genuinely like Shuli, he seems like a nice guy. Jon seems nice but incredibly irritating. Shuli seems like he has a really high opinion of himself as a comedian for somebody that probably wouldn't be able to get booked in firehouses if he wasn't hanging on to the bottom rung of the Stern show. I got douche chills listening to him talk about how he was the headliner of Ronnie's block party. Jon Hein is a creepy weirdo, but I'll fight anybody that disagrees with his massive list of complaints about Burger King.
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I really want to hear this list, as I literally have no issue whatsoever with BK and kind of miss eating it (don't get the opportunity where I am, specifically, without going out of my way)
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Jan 14, 2016 20:43
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BobbyK posted:I'd trade Jon Hein for ETM in a heartbeat
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Spacemonkey57 posted:Jon Hein is a creepy weirdo, but I'll fight anybody that disagrees with his massive list of complaints about Burger King. Burger King has onion rings, so it's not really much of a contest.
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Spacemonkey57 posted:Shuli seems like he has a really high opinion of himself as a comedian for somebody that probably wouldn't be able to get booked in firehouses if he wasn't hanging on to the bottom rung of the Stern show. I got douche chills listening to him talk about how he was the headliner of Ronnie's block party. My problem with Shuli is that he is the worst sycophant on the show, by far. He almost ruins the "Gary is not dependable" saga during Hurricane Sandy when he's in the studio sitting in the"Artie chair".
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Sand Monster posted:My problem with Shuli is that he is the worst sycophant on the show, by far. He almost ruins the "Gary is not dependable" saga during Hurricane Sandy when he's in the studio sitting in the"Artie chair". Having recently re-listened to the Hurricane Sandy saga, yeah, pretty much this. I don't hate Shuli all the time, but goddamn if he isn't the most annoying piece of poo poo during those segments.
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Jan 14, 2016 21:41
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Mr Lance Murdock posted:Because it gives him a platform to have exposure to the audience for all his outside projects What are his outside projects? He sold Jump the Shark early in the Sirius run...then a decade later he wrote a book. That's a lot of getting up early.
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I hate to wish divorce on anyone but part of me hopes this is true. http://radaronline.com/celebrity-news/howard-stern-wife-beth-ostrosky-fighting-furious-sirius-xm-deal/
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Shuli is amazing as the Wack Pack Wrangler and it's great listening to him flirt with Underdog Lady. There was a short period where they'd have him come in and give updates on the Wack Pack and I thought he was pretty well suited for it, or at least tolerated in small bursts like that. I am listening to a JD pack while I do boring quarterly stuff and holy poo poo I can't believe someone with such a terrible self-image can have such exacting standards. This is the same guy who said he couldn't be more than "99% sure" that it wasn't him who poo poo all over the studio bathroom, but he's not willing to settle for any girl lower than a 10 or accept anyone's help.
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RadarOnline is trash but if even an inkling of that is true, Beth is more of a retard than I ever thought possible
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Bonzo posted:I hate to wish divorce on anyone but part of me hopes this is true. 4 RING SHRIMP posted:Who the gently caress would want to spend more time with Howard? Plus, his TV show deal is over. He kinda does have more time to spend with her. But I'm guessing she's finally sick of him and realizes that he might live for a decade or so and wants out now when she could try for a happy marriage.
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Bonzo posted:I hate to wish divorce on anyone but part of me hopes this is true. Is this a tabloid? Because it reads like a tabloid. Like something Mike Walker would fart out.
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Shes Not Impressed posted:Somewhere in PA, a former high school principal awoke suddenly with hope I'll never not laugh at this joke
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Beth O, made famous by portraying skeletons in Dark Souls
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:I do not find her attractive Shes not married to a billionaire attractive, more like married to a high school principle attractive.
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Crotch Bat posted:I would kill to see Howard go through a divorce again, the fallout would be amazing. Me too, but that article is classic tabloid baloney. Can't prove it, can't disprove it, won't name any sources.
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Two Kings posted:The best part of that saga is when the neon sign the guy builds for Howard shocks him. Golden era Stern all around.
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Sasquatch! posted:I always thought for sure that he faked the whole thing for a radio bit, but if you notice, the light does dim a little when he touched it. I also thought so as well but once I saw the video yea, you can see something happened. I think this was probably no worse than touching a basic electric fence they use for animals but Howard definitely hammed it up some because he could see how to make good radio out of it.
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Bonzo posted:I hate to wish divorce on anyone but part of me hopes this is true. Jesus Christ Howard looks like a praying mantis. It's like Woody Allen and Cher had a kid
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DeadBonesBrook posted:What are his outside projects? He sold Jump the Shark early in the Sirius run...then a decade later he wrote a book. That's a lot of getting up early. He hosted a show similar to Diners Drive-Ins and Dives, except only for fast food chain restaurants, so imagine John Hein in the Guy Fieri role taking a huge bite out of a Big Mac without any toppings on it, then later in the episode doing the same for a Baconator (hold the bacon and hold the cheese and hold whatever else comes on it)
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Keg posted:He hosted a show similar to Diners Drive-Ins and Dives, except only for fast food chain restaurants, so imagine John Hein in the Guy Fieri role taking a huge bite out of a Big Mac without any toppings on it, then later in the episode doing the same for a Baconator (hold the bacon and hold the cheese and hold whatever else comes on it) Him and booey also did that lovely collectors show I cant remember the name of.
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