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beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

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Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.

Caper posted:

I think I've found the funniest ETM moment, I'd never heard it before or seen it mentioned in this thread.

Apparently Eric and Johnny Fratto went to Vegas and met a sexy magician chick with a python. Eric let the snake slide up next to him and believed the snake was "smiling" at him but Johnny explained to the show that the thing was eyeing Eric like he was going to "devour the little fucker." Eric just insisted that if he remained calm no animal could harm him :lol:
Just the image of an Eric shaped lump in a giant python is hilarious.

I think it was greatly laughed at here when it happened, that and the pictures were definitely A+ Eric material.

In a rare case of admitting he was wrong(one of the things I hated most about him) he calls back the next day or so and admits that after seeing the pictures he could see that the snake was eyeing him up as a meal.

Ribsauce
Jul 29, 2006

Blacks in the back.

Bonzo posted:

I went to Wikipedia hoping to see what the hell Mike Walker has been doing since 2010.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Walker_(columnist)

Was he ever confirmed gay? I think I remember him having a wife he hadn't lived with in like 30 years. Plus he is a gossip columnist.

One time he was talking about the Oscars or something and he said something about Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were on the stage "and the camera cut to Jennifer Aniston and all of us media members just gasped." The way he said it was the single gayest thing I have ever heard and that includes George asking to touch Jonah Falcon's penis.

moot the hopple
Apr 26, 2008

dyslexic Bowie clone
It was surreal hearing Rae on the phone after years now of only hearing Howard's impression of her. Still sounds pretty sharp and on the ball, too.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

Ribsauce posted:

Was he ever confirmed gay? I think I remember him having a wife he hadn't lived with in like 30 years. Plus he is a gossip columnist.

One time he was talking about the Oscars or something and he said something about Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were on the stage "and the camera cut to Jennifer Aniston and all of us media members just gasped." The way he said it was the single gayest thing I have ever heard and that includes George asking to touch Jonah Falcon's penis.

I thought his wife, the Japanese one, was still alive.

Are you maybe thinking of Mark Harris, "husband" to Martha Raye?

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Guys, it's a very pleasant Wennnnzzzzdigh, let's all enjoy the fellowship together.

EDIT: Listening to the prank calls pack (either tradio or public access, both are great) feels like watching your favourite movie. No matter how often you experience it, it's still great.

musclecoder
Oct 23, 2006

I'm all about meeting girls. I'm all about meeting guys.

Bonzo posted:

I thought his wife, the Japanese one, was still alive.

Are you maybe thinking of Mark Harris, "husband" to Martha Raye?

I think Ribsauce is right, Mike Walker has a living (as of 2010) Japanese wife that he doesn't live with.

Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007

I'm catching up on last week. Just heard the Riley tribute, it was great. They played all his best stuff.

Caper
Feb 20, 2005

Fallen Rib

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Guys, it's a very pleasant Wennnnzzzzdigh, let's all enjoy the fellowship together.

EDIT: Listening to the prank calls pack (either tradio or public access, both are great) feels like watching your favourite movie. No matter how often you experience it, it's still great.

God will deal with them in one way or the other

I want to hear more Nervous Mark! I think I've only heard him on the chess show and Talkin Yankees.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Caper posted:

God will deal with them in one way or the other

I want to hear more Nervous Mark! I think I've only heard him on the chess show and Talkin Yankees.

He called one or two relationship shows. I think once with Russell (rip), and another with female hosts.


"Uhhhhh UHHHHHHHHHHH..."

Caper
Feb 20, 2005

Fallen Rib

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

He called one or two relationship shows. I think once with Russell (rip), and another with female hosts.


"Uhhhhh UHHHHHHHHHHH..."

Oh yeah. Was that the one where they asked him to calm down and call back? I guess I've heard all of them.

Go ahead and uh what was your third item PLAASE??

Sand Monster
Apr 13, 2008

The perfect compliment to Lisa G's book has arrived, folks: http://fastfoodmaniacbook.com/

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
That will be the name the media gives John Hein when he starts dumping bodies in fast food garbage dumpsters. They'll find the bodies completely naked except for two buns.

Ribsauce
Jul 29, 2006

Blacks in the back.

Bonzo posted:

I thought his wife, the Japanese one, was still alive.

Are you maybe thinking of Mark Harris, "husband" to Martha Raye?
Nope, it was Mike Walker. I have no idea when it came up.

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost
I want a Caramel Macchiato

kylej
Jul 6, 2004

Grimey Drawer

quote:

The beloved personality from The Howard Stern Show celebrates American fast food, exploring the history and secret menu items of both national and regional chains, ranking everything from burgers and fries to ice and mascots, and offering his own expert tips on where to go and what to order.

Jon Hein eats burgers without cheese or condiments from Wendys every day. The man ate spaghetti once. Once. Jon writing a book about fast food is like me writing a book of sex tips because I once licked a chick's rear end in a top hat in college.

Ribsauce
Jul 29, 2006

Blacks in the back.
Another random moment I still remember. Jon Hein had a fight on the wrap up show with JD which might have been the most pathetic fight in Stern Show history. He got mad a JD and some other guys because they said they were going to go to McDonalds, so Hein did not go, then they went to Wendy's. Hein was like "Guys, you KNOW I go to Wendy's on Wednesday, and you said you were going to McDonalds so I didn't go, but you DID go to Wendy's"

Only a pure psychopath could get mad about that.

Evil Agita
Feb 25, 2005

Lord Fool, give me another chance. I'll prove my strength to you!
And his room mate came up with jumping the shark, not him.

Coheed and Camembert
Feb 11, 2012

kylej posted:

Jon Hein eats burgers without cheese or condiments from Wendys every day. The man ate spaghetti once. Once. Jon writing a book about fast food is like me writing a book of sex tips because I once licked a chick's rear end in a top hat in college.

Ribsauce posted:

Another random moment I still remember. Jon Hein had a fight on the wrap up show with JD which might have been the most pathetic fight in Stern Show history. He got mad a JD and some other guys because they said they were going to go to McDonalds, so Hein did not go, then they went to Wendy's. Hein was like "Guys, you KNOW I go to Wendy's on Wednesday, and you said you were going to McDonalds so I didn't go, but you DID go to Wendy's"

Only a pure psychopath could get mad about that.

What the gently caress? Why does he act like that? When did these happen?

Advice
Feb 17, 2007

Je veux ton amour
Et je veux ton revanche
Je veux ton amour
I don't wanna be friends
Jon Hein is the most infuriating member of the HS staff I have ever heard. My contempt for him is unending. The Wrap-Up show is complete and utter garbage because of his white noise bullshit. He never says anything of value or adds anything to a conversation and the only listenable WU shows have interesting guests who can talk about something we care about for a few precious minutes until Jon inevitably cuts them off to take the middle ground or play Devil's Advocate about something.

kylej
Jul 6, 2004

Grimey Drawer
I listened through the complete year of 1994 and this show is one of my favorites:

https://mega.nz/#!nQoQxKwQ!uD0a3-mLB_bVFKZfph0n1nZ_X7OQ_YhV-E0O_flv4hc

It's December 8th, 1994 aka the day after Howard saved someone from jumping off the GWB. It's Howard in full poo poo-eating grin mode and it is amazing to listen to. You can almost feel the energy in the room when listening to this era of the show. Figured I'd share it since some people here would be interested.

moot the hopple
Apr 26, 2008

dyslexic Bowie clone

Ether Frenzy posted:

I want a Caramel Macchiato

OMG he said he wants to cum on my face! :byodame:

Two Kings
Nov 1, 2004

Get the scientists working on the tube technology, immediately.

kylej posted:

I listened through the complete year of 1994 and this show is one of my favorites:

https://mega.nz/#!nQoQxKwQ!uD0a3-mLB_bVFKZfph0n1nZ_X7OQ_YhV-E0O_flv4hc

It's December 8th, 1994 aka the day after Howard saved someone from jumping off the GWB. It's Howard in full poo poo-eating grin mode and it is amazing to listen to. You can almost feel the energy in the room when listening to this era of the show. Figured I'd share it since some people here would be interested.

The best part of that saga is when the neon sign the guy builds for Howard shocks him. Golden era Stern all around.

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.

Two Kings posted:

The best part of that saga is when the neon sign the guy builds for Howard shocks him. Golden era Stern all around.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZmXrV097BI

90s-era Stern was magical. It was just pure, unadulterated venom in radio form. There's just that rawness to the show that came from Howard being content with being just himself and convinced that everyone hated him and thought less of him. Once he got the divorce that's when it all started the slow fall down. There was still a lot of good times there, basically up until Artie left, but the show definitely ended Act I once he got divorced.

Crotch Bat fucked around with this message at 05:51 on Jan 14, 2016

GlobalHero06
Jan 31, 2006
not a local hero
Jon Hein's wife

Shes Not Impressed
Apr 25, 2004


GlobalHero06 posted:

Jon Hein's wife



Next season on "Making a Murderer"

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything

GlobalHero06 posted:

Jon Hein's wife



the Blow Job King of Michigan made out well

Orchestrated Mess
Dec 12, 2009

Fuck art. Let's dance.

beep by grandpa posted:

Snakes on a midget

This is still the greatest video on the internet (real action starting at 4:42).

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

-Atom- posted:

the Blow Job King of Michigan made out well





Im gonna kill you, and you.

JB50 fucked around with this message at 07:52 on Jan 14, 2016

7 RING SHRIMP
Oct 3, 2012

GlobalHero06 posted:

Jon Hein's wife



..............

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

GlobalHero06 posted:

Jon Hein's wife



Man what the hell is wrong with her and Mary D'ellabate?

I guess Gary's a genuinely nice guy, so there's that, but still... :stare:

kylej
Jul 6, 2004

Grimey Drawer
She doesn't actually workout she's just in shape from folding Jon's quintuple XL Michigan t-shirts

Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007

kylej posted:

She doesn't actually workout she's just in shape from folding Jon's quintuple XL Michigan t-shirts

Both wives are total butter-faces. Mary only looks normal when she is standing next to Gary.

Remember, when Stern says a woman is hot, he is talking 99% body. The man likes skinny, skinny broads

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

I could see this happening:

Sal: If you could have any one of the staffers' wives, who would it be, other than your own?
Jon: Other than my own?
Sal: Other than your own.
Jon: Gary's lunch.

Today is 'Jon Hein Day' at the R. Buttermilk Cubicle Workstationm courtesy of Youtube and The Something Awful Forums LLC

Rupert Buttermilk fucked around with this message at 15:10 on Jan 14, 2016

Sand Monster
Apr 13, 2008

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Today is 'Jon Hein Day' at the R. Buttermilk Cubicle Workstationm courtesy of Youtube and The Something Awful Forums LLC

That's fitting because Jon Hein has had more blowjobs than most of the male porn stars that you get to see every day at work.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

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Sand Monster posted:

That's fitting because Jon Hein has had more blowjobs than most of the male porn stars that you get to see every day at work.

It's true; I'll hear about it, and then be watching it at the same time.

Seriously, every (straight) porn vid is the same. Every. Single. One.

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

It's true; I'll hear about it, and then be watching it at the same time.

Seriously, every (straight) porn vid is the same. Every. Single. One.

That's like the porn our dads jerked off to. Get up, go to work, come home, see the same 3 positions and cum shot, go to bed type porn. If you know someone that watches this kind of porn you can buy them white socks and briefs for their birthday and they will be thrilled.

Sand Monster
Apr 13, 2008

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

It's true; I'll hear about it, and then be watching it at the same time.

Seriously, every (straight) porn vid is the same. Every. Single. One.

Do you have any porn scenes with Peter North? He shoots ropes. He's my faaavorite.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
Artie imitating John Hine's Wrap up show tease always made me laugh.

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BobbyK
Jun 4, 2008

by Cyrano4747
Jon Hein is the loving worst. I always liked watching the weight loss contest and seeing Jon Hein get angrier and angrier because he couldn't eat his poo poo food every day and had to run a mile on a treadmill. (Also Artie completely sabotaging his own team) Shocking that none of those fatsos were able to keep the weight off.

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