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Yawgmoth posted:My mistake, when you were talking about running the TV even though "there's nothing on" I stupidly assumed you were talking about running the TV even though "there's nothing on". How could I be so silly? look, an autistic nerd is missing the point I made about how autistic nerds and people with functioning neurotypical brains see media differently by sperging out about media consumption it's like poetry, it rhymes
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From the "title way better than the content" collection: [UPDATE] My [21 M] girlfriend [20 F] of 5 months is afraid that blowjobs will mess up her teeth
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Bubblyblubber posted:From the "title way better than the content" collection: That's a great excuse she invented to never give head. I bet he still goes down on her.
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Lone Goat posted:Just put on some music or a podcast or a sports game or literally anything other than a lovely sitcom. lmao, chill
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Ouhei posted:I must have misread parts then, because it felt more like she kept getting blown off and was starting to get annoyed by his lack of responsiveness. quote:Using my 'off' account to post this. Though I've posted many personal things on my main account, this one makes me feel cringey. I, right now, am THAT girl, to the guy I'm interested in. I feel I have to point out right now that I'm not going to have a meltdown if I can't fix this. It's not super important to me, however I think he is truly a nice guy and I'd like to try one more time before I run home with my tail between my legs. His job as a police officer is relevant because it is a demanding job. Overtime is not optional at many jobs. It is probably not optional for this individual. They have been "dating" for a week and have known each other for two. quote:I'm not sure I have a bigger pet peeve in the entire world than being canceled on. I stifled it at first, however, because I know what he does for work can be hard especially working at night and working doubles occasionally. OK, so he's rushing the sex thing, but it's explained later on and the "lead me on" line leads me to believe he's probably been shot down due to his micropenis before quote:I was supposed to come over to his house sunday afternoon after a failed attempt to get together saturday night, (work again) and the plan was that I'd come over and lounge with him while he napped (he'd worked a night shift). I had his address and texted him around 11 asking if it was okay to come over. He pushed it off further, citing he'd probably want a shower before I came over and that he was still too tired and needed 2 more hours. I was okay with this, and waited about 3 hours before texting again. "You are sick and have been working nonstop all week, I'm coming over anyway and if you don't let me I'm gonna loving dump you. quote:He seemed fine with this for the most part "Oh no, he didn't react to me dumping him after a week by begging me to stay, I'd better start blowing his phone up apologizing" The dude wants to get laid and that's why he's continuing to put up with this loving crazy bullshit. quote:I know everyone here is probably thinking at this point "youre nuts and he just wants to bone you", but I know now why he is pushing the sex so hard. I found out while texting him while he worked that night that he's mildly insecure about his size, and I think he wanted to get sex out of the way for that reason. Well, yeah, ding ding ding, if he wanted a relationship with you before he probably doesn't anymore quote:Yesterday, I hit him up asking if he wanted to hang out because I had gotten off work early. He cited having to see his mother and go to the gym. (This was at 3pm and he didn't work until 9 pm that night, but I just brushed it off.) He cited being irritated and when I asked why he was in a mood he said "Life. But I don't wanna talk about it." and didn't attempt to speak to me for the rest of the day. I was feeling a little bad and picked up something at the store to cheer him up and asked him to let me know when he was on his way to work later and I'd intercept him and give him something.. I NEED TO SEE YOU I NEED TO I NEED TO SEE YOU TODAY. I WILL COME TO YOU. TELL ME WHERE YOU ARE. quote:He shafted that for a few hours before replying with he was already at work. I tried messaging him while he was at work twice but he didn't reply. I did notice his snapchat score ticking up though. loving yay, ignored. This morning I tried messaging him one more time and asking to talk. Ignored for two hours but I noticed it showed him pretty active on snapchat, so I, in my dumb anger, just straight up texted him and asked if he was ignoring me and if he'd lost interest, and to just tell me if that was the case. They've been dating for a week. She is blowing his phone up trying to find out why he's not talking to her, WHEN HE IS AT WORK. She's stalking his snapchat activity. She sends him a message and freaks out after TWO HOURS. quote:Yeah I went there. He responded with comments of me smothering him and that he was asleep, and we kinda ended the conversation with him saying if this was going to continue at all I had to leave it alone. However we're at a point right now for the last couple days where he doesn't even respond often anymore let alone message me first. I know I let my emotions get the better of me and I feel stupid as hell. I'm not normally like this but some of the things he was doing felt like obvious red flags that I've obviously misconstrued. THEY'VE BEEN DATING FOR A WEEK A WEEK people ITT have admitted to breaking up with people for texting them more than once a day during the first couple of months of their relationship and this lady is keeping tabs on the guy she's never even been on a real date with Mirthless fucked around with this message at 21:31 on Feb 28, 2017 |
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Bubblyblubber posted:From the "title way better than the content" collection: I (35M) accidentally told my wife (33F) she looked like a beached whale. She's 8 months pregnant. also go here to see a woman melt the gently caress down over her phobia of exercise in any form A Wizard of Goatse fucked around with this message at 21:28 on Feb 28, 2017 |
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Lone Goat posted:Just put on some music or a podcast or a sports game or literally anything other than a lovely sitcom. Some people just can't get in the pocket without ignoring Everybody Loves Raymond playing in the next room. Don't media shame. Don't gently caress with people's work flow.
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54 40 or gently caress posted:flesh flower Reminds me of when someone called my skin 'girlflesh' once. e: It was in the context of 'I want to feel it up' Themata fucked around with this message at 21:32 on Feb 28, 2017 |
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Themata posted:Reminds me of when someone called my skin 'girlflesh' once. was this in the context of 'i want to line my basement with your...' or
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:I (35M) accidentally told my wife (33F) she looked like a beached whale. She's 8 months pregnant. how do you gently caress up so bad how
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"Do I smell girlflesh? Looks like meat is back on the menu, ladies!" - Fleshflower Goregrinder, orcish sergeant of the Hellhymen Legion.
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http://www.machall.com/view.php?date=2005-02-09 it wasn't a small or unpopular webcomic  still a loving weird thing to say but lol
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quote:My (22F) boyfriend (23M) wants to sleep with other women and I don't know what to say? only by porking other women, will our relationship truly become whole
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i like plunging my dick into girlflesh and idc who knows itquote:My (22F) boyfriend (23M) wants to sleep with other women and I don't know what to say? Break up and if you were meant to be then you'll get back together afterwards.
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I'm just going to link this one because it's the loving War & Peace of people who shouldn't be allowed around other people. Me [35 M] with my wife [37 F] married 7yr together 9yr, divorcing after uncovering insane amount of lies and infedelity As an incentive to clicking, see where he describes the amount of lies as "insane"? If anything, he's understating things.
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corn on the cop posted:only by porking other women, will our relationship truly become whole She's a huge hypocrite though They have an open relationship for her benefit and she's mad he wants to gently caress other people even though she's been doing it the whole time She only seems to care about monogamy now that he's expressing interest in loving other people
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Bubblyblubber posted:From the "title way better than the content" collection: Lol if your dick isn't made of literal diamonds
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Bubblyblubber posted:I'm just going to link this one because it's the loving War & Peace of people who shouldn't be allowed around other people. Holy poo poo lol "cucked" is actually appropriate here
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Mirthless posted:She's a huge hypocrite though Oh poo poo idk how but I totally glossed over that part. I was just thinking the guy was having doubts about just having sex with only 1 person ever (which is understandable, def at that age). Yeah lol she can go gently caress herself with that and there will absolutely be resentment later down the line.
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Bubblyblubber posted:I'm just going to link this one because it's the loving War & Peace of people who shouldn't be allowed around other people. This is a pro-click, dude should've run years ago.
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Moridin920 posted:Oh poo poo idk how but I totally glossed over that part. I was just thinking the guy was having doubts about just having sex with only 1 person ever (which is understandable, def at that age). can you imagine how the open relationship conversation must have gone? there's no loving way it was his idea, lol
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My[22m] friends with benefits[22f] told me she was going to eventually marry an Asian guy, and I told her I was going to eventually marry a White woman.. now people are calling me a racist.quote:My friends with benefits (call her Alice) and I have been hooking up for three months now, but we have been friends since the beginning of the school year. I know Alice and a lot of her friends because my roommate throws a lot of parties and they all come down and hang out. Alice and her friends are all Chinese, but they have now gotten to know us.
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Bubblyblubber posted:I'm just going to link this one because it's the loving War & Peace of people who shouldn't be allowed around other people. He should have run after maybe the fourth secret phone sex pal
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:My[22m] friends with benefits[22f] told me she was going to eventually marry an Asian guy, and I told her I was going to eventually marry a White woman.. now people are calling me a racist. hahahaha i mean he's horrible obviously but god drat what a hypocrite
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I see myself being likely to choose to marry someone with whom I share common cultural, social and class ties, person who just told me the same thing.
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I gotta wonder how lovely the person is in real life with all these "  someone started a horrible rumor about me that 100% of people take at full face value!"
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Bubblyblubber posted:I'm just going to link this one because it's the loving War & Peace of people who shouldn't be allowed around other people. quote:What I found on the couch instead is what appeared to be a dried semen stain and a very loud snoring sound coming from upstairs in the bedroom. I quietly made my way upstairs to our bedroom and confirmed my hunch that drove me to come home that evening. Lying there in my bed next to my wife was a strange man that I'd never seen before. I was in complete shock and felt like my world was ending. I went across the hall to my daughter's bedroom (we have a daughter at this point as well, but both kids were spending the weekend at my in-law's, another red flag since I was away that weekend, why also unload the kids on them when they don't exactly live nearby?) and just sit there with my head in my hands for what must have been at least 30 minutes or more contemplating what to do next. For as calm as my initial response was, I decided I couldn't be calm any longer. I went in the bedroom, flipped the light on, and punched the guy in the head as hard as I could. In fact I punched so hard my wedding ring flew off of my other hand (a sign perhaps?). I grabbed him by the legs and pulled him out of my bed telling him to get the gently caress out of my house. I'll skip some of the details here, but looking back on it, I don't think he knew she was married. He seemed generally surprised that I was there. To top it off, he didn't drive there (hence the lack of another car) and so I had to reluctantly allow my wife to drive him home. I wasn't thinking clearly at that point or I'd have made him walk home or get a cab. When she returned home we sat in the kitchen and talked until the sun came up. She swore up and down that nothing happened and they just got high and fell asleep. The thing was I didn't catch them in the act, I couldn't prove anything. Magically the stain on the couch disappeared after I finally fell asleep later that day, a picture of us on our honeymoon that I pointed out was missing from our refrigerator re-appeared.
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Moridin920 posted:how do you gently caress up so bad I could see having a relationship where you often speak humorously and honestly to each other and ending up at this point. There are all kinds of things that make pregnant women emotional that normally wouldn't. I admit it's a bad insult, but I could see them having a relationship that could have handled it under other circumstances.
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Panfilo posted:I gotta wonder how lovely the person is in real life with all these " ...i'm white, and a man, so I can't speak for asian women, but I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say "asian women probably don't need much convincing that there is a white guy that just views asian women as sex objects"
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Mirthless posted:http://www.machall.com/view.php?date=2005-02-09 Oh god I thought of the exact same comic but didn't feel like linking it because it was probably too obscure.
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I understand that there are unstated reasons why the statement made by a white man would be taken far less favorably than the nearly-identical statement the Asian woman made. I can't really be salty about this one.
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Mirthless posted:His job as a police officer is relevant because it is a demanding job. Overtime is not optional at many jobs. It is probably not optional for this individual. Mirthless my dude, I said in the post you quoted that I largely agree with you, there's no need to go line by line to drive your point home. It is true that being a police officer can be a demanding job, and that the hours and overtime are sometimes crap. It is also true that it would be annoying as all gently caress if someone made plans with you 4-5 times over the course of 2 weeks and canceled on you every time. I also wouldn't take people ITT that broke up with someone for texting them more than once in a day as the gold standard either... To reiterate: Girl went overboard and clearly has issues surrounding contact. Guy is terrible at keeping plans he makes and sounds like kind of a weird dude. They both suck. Ouhei fucked around with this message at 22:21 on Feb 28, 2017 |
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Pvt.Scott posted:I understand that there are unstated reasons why the statement made by a white man would be taken far less favorably than the nearly-identical statement the Asian woman made. I can't really be salty about this one. yeah, but in the specific context of their relationship and the exchange it doesn't make any sense how do you get offended at somebody just wanting to be with you for sex if that's the only reason you want to be with them? it's like she's really mad he's not infatuated with her.
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what positive outcome did he expect from explicitly laying out his "you're good enough to gently caress, but not good enough to marry" thesis, racial justifications or no
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what positive outcome did she expect from explicitly laying out her "you're good enough to gently caress, but not good enough to marry" thesis, racial justifications or no
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food court bailiff posted:look, an autistic nerd is missing the point I made about how autistic nerds and people with functioning neurotypical brains see media differently by sperging out about media consumption Lone Goat posted:Just put on some music or a podcast or a sports game or literally anything other than a lovely sitcom.
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my dude do you just not understand what hypothetical means or what? also: upset? screeching? like i know it's hard for people like you to understand emotions in others but lmao, way off the mark there Rockman Reserve fucked around with this message at 23:31 on Feb 28, 2017 |
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