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Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Seems like they wanted ween but not Ween.

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YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

BMan posted:

:geno: where's the cheese at

from the front to back, well is you feelin' that

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Imagine some pizza hut exec hears the lyrics "Mister Richard Smoker, you're a poopy poker" and thinks, yeah that's what we need for our brand to sell more pizzas

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋


WHERE THE MOTHER FUCKIN CHEESE AT

DC to Daylight
Feb 13, 2012

I saw a commercial last night for almond milk that used the tagline "Milk of the Land."

Which just made me think, "as opposed to from a whale?"

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

DC to Daylight posted:

I saw a commercial last night for almond milk that used the tagline "Milk of the Land."

Which just made me think, "as opposed to from a whale?"

Cool I just found something mildly unsettling

quote:


"Drink" is not the correct term. Whale milk is the consistency of tooth paste, so it's more like eat.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Grab yourself a tube

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

Captain Hygiene posted:

Grab yourself a tube

Have a squirt

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




I'd spread that on som toast or perhapsa muffin

run on sentience
Mar 22, 2022
Where the whale cheese go?

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌
Whale milk and cocoa whipped into a froth and stuffed in a cannoli. 🥵

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

New carnival food just dropped - deep fried whale milk

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

run on sentience posted:

Where the whale cheese go?

series of chirps and warbles, hauntingly resonating through the ocean depths, translating to "I dunno"

moonmazed
Dec 27, 2021

by VideoGames
whilk

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌
Whustard.

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

I read a scifi book a long time ago about a guy herding dairy whales.

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

The Lone Badger posted:

I read a scifi book a long time ago about a guy herding dairy whales.

I also saw Mad Max: Fury Road

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

YeahTubaMike posted:

from the front to back, well is you feelin' that

that's the most unexpected reference I've seen in a long time

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.

The Lone Badger posted:

I read a scifi book a long time ago about a guy herding dairy whales.

Dairy Whales are why Star Trek ships have whales on board. Non-replicated food is a real treat.

Hector Delgado
Sep 23, 2007

Time for shore leave!!
if you wanna milk whales then you have to become a programmer for Diablo immortal

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.
That’s marketing for what now?

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




Phanatic posted:

That’s marketing for what now?

Bras

Kevin DuBrow
Apr 21, 2012

The uruk-hai defender has logged on.
It's called the Skywhale, displayed for the centenary of Canberra. It got all the right people extremely mad including the former chief minister of the territory who called it arrogant and self-indulgent

Kevin DuBrow has a new favorite as of 07:19 on Jul 17, 2022

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

Was that a protest or did they actually think “yes, this weird whale with tit-limbs will appropriately capture the essence of Canberra”?

BMan
Oct 31, 2015

KNIIIIIIFE
EEEEEYYYYE
ATTAAAACK


So I looked it up and apparently the government decided to hire THAT artist to make a balloon. You know, the one who makes all those naked mutant abominations...

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Antivehicular posted:

series of chirps and warbles, hauntingly resonating through the ocean depths, translating to "I dunno"
Iiiiiiiiiiiiiii duuuuuuunnnnnnOOOOOOOooooooo

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Bring back Fatso the Fat Arsed Wombat, the mascot that truly stands for Australia

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Dummy thicc rear end for cube dumps

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




teen witch posted:

Have a squirt

Be aware that whale calf gains 10 pounds an hour eating/drinking whale milk.

HenryEx
Mar 25, 2009

...your cybernetic implants, the only beauty in that meat you call "a body"...
Grimey Drawer

BMan posted:

So I looked it up and apparently the government decided to hire THAT artist to make a balloon. You know, the one who makes all those naked mutant abominations...

I feel like you're gonna have to be more specific

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


HenryEx posted:

I feel like you're gonna have to be more specific

I'm guessing maybe Patricia Piccinini?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Tiggum posted:

I'm guessing maybe Patricia Piccinini?

AKA the woman who does all those weird mutant sculptures that end up in "has science gone too far" banner ads.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
The approach to art and culture by Australian governments on every level for the last couple decades has been to gleefully embrace all kinds of weird postmodern nonsense, just go nuts with it.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



HenryEx posted:

I feel like you're gonna have to be more specific

Tiggum posted:

I'm guessing maybe Patricia Piccinini?


Bargearse
Nov 27, 2006

🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.

goatsestretchgoals posted:

Was that a protest or did they actually think “yes, this weird whale with tit-limbs will appropriately capture the essence of Canberra”?

I was probably something like “Canberra is a town full of politicians, this’ll really give ‘em the shits”

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/ceggersmidwest/status/1548480428897476608

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



We forgot BUT ALL HAIL MERCHANDISING!

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mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012

This is great marketing. I loled so hard

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