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Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

I just looked up "Dim Mak Poison Hand of Death" and found this fine book from Paladin Press on archive.org:



https://archive.org/details/Dim-Mak_Death-Point_Striking_Erle_Montaigue_Paladin_Press

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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Gutter Phoenix posted:

I just looked up "Dim Mak Poison Hand of Death" and found this fine book from Paladin Press on archive.org:



https://archive.org/details/Dim-Mak_Death-Point_Striking_Erle_Montaigue_Paladin_Press

This is giving me severe flashbacks to PS2 mortal kombat games' krypt art of the devs striking karate poses as the basis for those games' fighting style gimmicks.

I'm pretty sure Quan Chi used this in Deadly Alliance.

Rivethead
Feb 22, 2008

Gutter Phoenix posted:

I just looked up "Dim Mak Poison Hand of Death" and found this fine book from Paladin Press on archive.org:



https://archive.org/details/Dim-Mak_Death-Point_Striking_Erle_Montaigue_Paladin_Press

Shouldn't that be called "WHEN HOBOS ATTACK!"?

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦
i know stallman's got the whole thing with his feet he can do but my money's still on alan moore

cormorant
Nov 3, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Gutter Phoenix posted:

I just looked up "Dim Mak Poison Hand of Death" and found this fine book from Paladin Press on archive.org:



https://archive.org/details/Dim-Mak_Death-Point_Striking_Erle_Montaigue_Paladin_Press

I can't believe the unabomber's modelling/kung-fu career didn't take off after this!

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Gutter Phoenix posted:

I just looked up "Dim Mak Poison Hand of Death" and found this fine book from Paladin Press on archive.org:



https://archive.org/details/Dim-Mak_Death-Point_Striking_Erle_Montaigue_Paladin_Press

In a similar vein, here's a video about "Count Dante" the guy who advertised in the backs of magazines about his martial arts style.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NDs87lmvrs

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

muscles like this! posted:

In a similar vein, here's a video about "Count Dante" the guy who advertised in the backs of magazines about his martial arts style.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NDs87lmvrs

Grifters gotta grift

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Lol that brit cop twitter is a pro follow for some real budk energy in the cutlery they confiscate from ornery chavs up to mischief outside the tescos

https://twitter.com/MPSRegentsPark/status/1140672787411079169?s=20

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

CarpenterWalrus posted:

Don't let these idiots get you down, I'm right there with you. I see these morons in the office all day wearing their expensive button down shirts and tailored slacks and I laugh in their stupid faces. I buy a pack of shirts from Walmart every few years and that covers my shame just as well, if not better than, those foolish indulgences do and at 15000th of the cost! Like seriously, you fuckin sheep, what's the point of anything more than the bare loving minimum in this time on the dumb, gay earth?

cool paragraph bud

Anyway the #OPSPECTRE Twitter tag is an absolute goldmine:

literally some trash they found in a hedge
https://twitter.com/MPSSthRichmond/status/1148873872378384384

herbal schnapps and a busted rear end stick OFF THE STREETS
https://twitter.com/SouthendPolTCT/status/1149049169946001410

unsafe costumes led to a major bust
https://twitter.com/SwanseaTS/status/1146076787400695808

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



That dark elven +1 butterfly knife of lloth fukkin shreds

A FUCKIN CANARY!!
Nov 9, 2005


The rounded tips suggest that those are blunt trainer or prop blades.



Edit: Found them. They're completely unsharpened desk toys.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/3-c...2767884167.html
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/But....69515f2e5sOgKr

A FUCKIN CANARY!! fucked around with this message at 13:09 on Jul 12, 2019

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013

Rivethead posted:

Shouldn't that be called "WHEN HOBOS ATTACK!"?

Thanks for reminding me of this guy who is terrified of the homeless.



He also writes fiction:

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


C.M. Kruger posted:

He also writes fiction:


I don't think he actually 'got' the Blast Hardcheese! joke.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
ManFist huh :heysexy:

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Don't shame him bro.

I wish the book rights would get picked up for a movie, I like aggressively bad films.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

C.M. Kruger posted:

He also writes fiction:


This is... real?

I don't know if this is the best thing or worse thing ever.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
My buddy and I were laughing hard about Duke Manfist because his friend from college (A&M Corps) went on to write this gem:

The guy was a total psycho and used to draw extremely sexually graphic and violent comics all the time.

quote:

Just outside the IGSC-controlled universe lies a planet caught in the middle of a war. Warriors from a powerful bloodline will be called to protect the people of this planet. In an all-out battle between power-mad pirates, zombies, and the IGSC, it would be nothing short of a miracle for this small band of the Storm bloodline to stand victorious in the face of utter doom. Children of the royal family will be faced with the decision to make the ultimate sacrifice for their people's way of life. Will they rise to the occasion, or will planet Storm be destroyed? CPT Bamf Storm has been sent to the Reaper planet as a death sentence. His brothers, CPT Slad Storm and Zombie Bobby, race toward planet Googlon to protect Bamf's lineage from being killed by a dangerous raiding pirate. But what evil lurks from the Reaper planet . . .

Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.

C.M. Kruger posted:

Thanks for reminding me of this guy who is terrified of the homeless.



Back around 2006 or 2007 or so I went to a TFR PacNW meetup where someone had a copy of this. After we finished up with the day's shooting activities we grilled some steaks and sat around reading it.

We had to pass it around every page or so because inevitably the person reading it would break down laughing.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
I will never get over it being titled Street Sword and the cover photo is him by himself in the loving woods

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

I will never get over it being titled Street Sword and the cover photo is him by himself in the loving woods

gently caress why didn't I realize this until someone pointed it out to me

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Perfect for transferring all liquid types :heysexy:

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Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

EorayMel posted:

Perfect for transferring all liquid types :heysexy:



Holy poo poo, this would cut my siphoning time almost in half!! This would save me precious hours every day which I could use to practice my axe-throwing and equestrian ballet!!

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Gutter Phoenix posted:

Holy poo poo, this would cut my siphoning time almost in half!! This would save me precious hours every day which I could use to practice my axe-throwing and equestrian ballet!!

You would need those saved hours to file a customer report about your Spiked Barbarian Mace - High Carbon Steel Head With Spikes, Wooden Handle, Faux Leather Wrapped Grip - Length 28” snapping in half and almost smashing your leg.



Or...would you? :smugbird:

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Also love 2 have my tarantula face quad blade push dagger get snagged on one of the finger holes while carried in my pocket and get yanked out to give me a 180 degree laceration across my leg

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90s Cringe Rock
Nov 29, 2006
:gay:
what is "the job"

is it what wolverine does?

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

secured to the tang

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

Pastry of the Year posted:

secured to the tang



:same:

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
I mean that's got to be peak full tang. It's a push dagger handle, it's probably harder to make it not full tang because the tang is the size of a taint already.

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

Goddamn do I love this junk. As a kid I would spend hours reading catalogues where stuff like this was shown, but in germany we didn't have anything amazing like the BUDK catalog. Amazing.

Richter Scabies
Dec 30, 2012

I've been playing Xanadu Next on PC and in the game you get a literal Dragon Slayer sword and the guard is shaped like dragon wings and I'm losing my willpower at the BUDK website now

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
Let he who is without sin shank the first bitch.

Brute Hole Force
Dec 25, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Cyrano4747 posted:

Back around 2006 or 2007 or so I went to a TFR PacNW meetup where someone had a copy of this. After we finished up with the day's shooting activities we grilled some steaks and sat around reading it.

We had to pass it around every page or so because inevitably the person reading it would break down laughing.

Same thing happened when someone brought it to a martial arts class I was taking, so both groups it's aimed at it think it's dumb as hell.

cormorant
Nov 3, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

C.M. Kruger posted:

Thanks for reminding me of this guy who is terrified of the homeless.


I literally laughed out loud just now when I saw this.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Son of Rodney posted:

Goddamn do I love this junk. As a kid I would spend hours reading catalogues where stuff like this was shown, but in germany we didn't have anything amazing like the BUDK catalog. Amazing.

I know what you mean.

All this trash speaks to my inner 12 year old.

I wouldn't be seen dead with it in the real world, of course.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Inscribe that poo poo with Matthew 26:52.

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).


Edit - Here's the link:

https://www.budk.com/Timber-Wolf-Limited-Edition-2019-Christmas-Bowie-K-46904

100 HOGS AGREE
Oct 13, 2007
Grimey Drawer

sometimes santa just has to go ape shitt on some rogue elves man

Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.


Me: Hrm, if this is less than $50 I'm going to have to buy that for an uncle for christmas

*5 seconds later*

Whelp now they have my email address

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

100 HOGS AGREE posted:

sometimes santa just has to go ape shitt on some rogue elves man

Good kids get presents, bad kids get coal, really bad kids... Santa gonna gently caress them up.

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therobit
Aug 19, 2008

I've been tryin' to speak with you for a long time

BudK arming us to fight for Santa in the war on Christmas.

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