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I just looked up "Dim Mak Poison Hand of Death" and found this fine book from Paladin Press on archive.org: https://archive.org/details/Dim-Mak_Death-Point_Striking_Erle_Montaigue_Paladin_Press
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# ? Jul 11, 2019 22:19 |
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Gutter Phoenix posted:I just looked up "Dim Mak Poison Hand of Death" and found this fine book from Paladin Press on archive.org: This is giving me severe flashbacks to PS2 mortal kombat games' krypt art of the devs striking karate poses as the basis for those games' fighting style gimmicks. I'm pretty sure Quan Chi used this in Deadly Alliance.
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# ? Jul 11, 2019 22:24 |
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Gutter Phoenix posted:I just looked up "Dim Mak Poison Hand of Death" and found this fine book from Paladin Press on archive.org: Shouldn't that be called "WHEN HOBOS ATTACK!"?
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# ? Jul 11, 2019 22:27 |
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i know stallman's got the whole thing with his feet he can do but my money's still on alan moore
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# ? Jul 11, 2019 22:28 |
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Gutter Phoenix posted:I just looked up "Dim Mak Poison Hand of Death" and found this fine book from Paladin Press on archive.org: I can't believe the unabomber's modelling/kung-fu career didn't take off after this!
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# ? Jul 11, 2019 22:30 |
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Gutter Phoenix posted:I just looked up "Dim Mak Poison Hand of Death" and found this fine book from Paladin Press on archive.org: In a similar vein, here's a video about "Count Dante" the guy who advertised in the backs of magazines about his martial arts style. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NDs87lmvrs
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# ? Jul 11, 2019 22:38 |
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muscles like this! posted:In a similar vein, here's a video about "Count Dante" the guy who advertised in the backs of magazines about his martial arts style. Grifters gotta grift
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# ? Jul 11, 2019 22:49 |
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Lol that brit cop twitter is a pro follow for some real budk energy in the cutlery they confiscate from ornery chavs up to mischief outside the tescos https://twitter.com/MPSRegentsPark/status/1140672787411079169?s=20
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# ? Jul 12, 2019 04:46 |
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CarpenterWalrus posted:Don't let these idiots get you down, I'm right there with you. I see these morons in the office all day wearing their expensive button down shirts and tailored slacks and I laugh in their stupid faces. I buy a pack of shirts from Walmart every few years and that covers my shame just as well, if not better than, those foolish indulgences do and at 15000th of the cost! Like seriously, you fuckin sheep, what's the point of anything more than the bare loving minimum in this time on the dumb, gay earth? cool paragraph bud Anyway the #OPSPECTRE Twitter tag is an absolute goldmine: literally some trash they found in a hedge https://twitter.com/MPSSthRichmond/status/1148873872378384384 herbal schnapps and a busted rear end stick OFF THE STREETS https://twitter.com/SouthendPolTCT/status/1149049169946001410 unsafe costumes led to a major bust https://twitter.com/SwanseaTS/status/1146076787400695808
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# ? Jul 12, 2019 05:38 |
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That dark elven +1 butterfly knife of lloth fukkin shreds
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# ? Jul 12, 2019 05:58 |
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The rounded tips suggest that those are blunt trainer or prop blades. Edit: Found them. They're completely unsharpened desk toys. https://www.aliexpress.com/item/3-c...2767884167.html https://www.aliexpress.com/item/But....69515f2e5sOgKr A FUCKIN CANARY!! fucked around with this message at 13:09 on Jul 12, 2019 |
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Rivethead posted:Shouldn't that be called "WHEN HOBOS ATTACK!"? Thanks for reminding me of this guy who is terrified of the homeless. He also writes fiction:
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# ? Jul 13, 2019 09:43 |
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C.M. Kruger posted:He also writes fiction: I don't think he actually 'got' the Blast Hardcheese! joke.
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# ? Jul 13, 2019 10:15 |
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ManFist huh
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# ? Jul 13, 2019 13:06 |
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Don't shame him bro. I wish the book rights would get picked up for a movie, I like aggressively bad films.
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# ? Jul 13, 2019 14:12 |
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C.M. Kruger posted:He also writes fiction: This is... real? I don't know if this is the best thing or worse thing ever.
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# ? Jul 13, 2019 16:27 |
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My buddy and I were laughing hard about Duke Manfist because his friend from college (A&M Corps) went on to write this gem: The guy was a total psycho and used to draw extremely sexually graphic and violent comics all the time. quote:Just outside the IGSC-controlled universe lies a planet caught in the middle of a war. Warriors from a powerful bloodline will be called to protect the people of this planet. In an all-out battle between power-mad pirates, zombies, and the IGSC, it would be nothing short of a miracle for this small band of the Storm bloodline to stand victorious in the face of utter doom. Children of the royal family will be faced with the decision to make the ultimate sacrifice for their people's way of life. Will they rise to the occasion, or will planet Storm be destroyed? CPT Bamf Storm has been sent to the Reaper planet as a death sentence. His brothers, CPT Slad Storm and Zombie Bobby, race toward planet Googlon to protect Bamf's lineage from being killed by a dangerous raiding pirate. But what evil lurks from the Reaper planet . . .
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# ? Jul 13, 2019 16:33 |
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C.M. Kruger posted:Thanks for reminding me of this guy who is terrified of the homeless. Back around 2006 or 2007 or so I went to a TFR PacNW meetup where someone had a copy of this. After we finished up with the day's shooting activities we grilled some steaks and sat around reading it. We had to pass it around every page or so because inevitably the person reading it would break down laughing.
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# ? Jul 14, 2019 00:08 |
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I will never get over it being titled Street Sword and the cover photo is him by himself in the loving woods
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# ? Jul 14, 2019 00:12 |
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:I will never get over it being titled Street Sword and the cover photo is him by himself in the loving woods gently caress why didn't I realize this until someone pointed it out to me
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# ? Jul 14, 2019 00:14 |
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Perfect for transferring all liquid types
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# ? Jul 15, 2019 16:50 |
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EorayMel posted:Perfect for transferring all liquid types Holy poo poo, this would cut my siphoning time almost in half!! This would save me precious hours every day which I could use to practice my axe-throwing and equestrian ballet!!
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# ? Jul 15, 2019 17:09 |
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Gutter Phoenix posted:Holy poo poo, this would cut my siphoning time almost in half!! This would save me precious hours every day which I could use to practice my axe-throwing and equestrian ballet!! You would need those saved hours to file a customer report about your Spiked Barbarian Mace - High Carbon Steel Head With Spikes, Wooden Handle, Faux Leather Wrapped Grip - Length 28” snapping in half and almost smashing your leg. Or...would you?
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# ? Jul 15, 2019 17:18 |
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Also love 2 have my tarantula face quad blade push dagger get snagged on one of the finger holes while carried in my pocket and get yanked out to give me a 180 degree laceration across my leg
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# ? Jul 15, 2019 17:26 |
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what is "the job" is it what wolverine does?
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# ? Jul 15, 2019 18:04 |
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secured to the tang
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# ? Jul 15, 2019 18:10 |
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Pastry of the Year posted:secured to the tang
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# ? Jul 15, 2019 18:16 |
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I mean that's got to be peak full tang. It's a push dagger handle, it's probably harder to make it not full tang because the tang is the size of a taint already.
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# ? Jul 15, 2019 18:18 |
Goddamn do I love this junk. As a kid I would spend hours reading catalogues where stuff like this was shown, but in germany we didn't have anything amazing like the BUDK catalog. Amazing.
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# ? Jul 15, 2019 18:22 |
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I've been playing Xanadu Next on PC and in the game you get a literal Dragon Slayer sword and the guard is shaped like dragon wings and I'm losing my willpower at the BUDK website now
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# ? Jul 15, 2019 18:23 |
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Let he who is without sin shank the first bitch.
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# ? Jul 15, 2019 18:36 |
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Cyrano4747 posted:Back around 2006 or 2007 or so I went to a TFR PacNW meetup where someone had a copy of this. After we finished up with the day's shooting activities we grilled some steaks and sat around reading it. Same thing happened when someone brought it to a martial arts class I was taking, so both groups it's aimed at it think it's dumb as hell.
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# ? Jul 15, 2019 18:37 |
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C.M. Kruger posted:Thanks for reminding me of this guy who is terrified of the homeless. I literally laughed out loud just now when I saw this.
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# ? Jul 15, 2019 18:43 |
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Son of Rodney posted:Goddamn do I love this junk. As a kid I would spend hours reading catalogues where stuff like this was shown, but in germany we didn't have anything amazing like the BUDK catalog. Amazing. I know what you mean. All this trash speaks to my inner 12 year old. I wouldn't be seen dead with it in the real world, of course.
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# ? Jul 15, 2019 19:21 |
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Inscribe that poo poo with Matthew 26:52.
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# ? Jul 15, 2019 21:41 |
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Edit - Here's the link: https://www.budk.com/Timber-Wolf-Limited-Edition-2019-Christmas-Bowie-K-46904
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# ? Jul 15, 2019 21:46 |
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Gutter Phoenix posted:
sometimes santa just has to go ape shitt on some rogue elves man
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# ? Jul 15, 2019 21:58 |
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Gutter Phoenix posted:
Me: Hrm, if this is less than $50 I'm going to have to buy that for an uncle for christmas *5 seconds later* Whelp now they have my email address
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# ? Jul 15, 2019 22:12 |
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100 HOGS AGREE posted:sometimes santa just has to go ape shitt on some rogue elves man Good kids get presents, bad kids get coal, really bad kids... Santa gonna gently caress them up.
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# ? Jul 15, 2019 22:14 |
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Gutter Phoenix posted:
BudK arming us to fight for Santa in the war on Christmas.
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