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WrenP-Complete posted:I googled "object underwear" and TV tropes was the first hit. It means holding an object against your body to cover yourself. http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HandOrObjectUnderwear Googled "Ugandan discussion" and apparently that means sex; so the guy had sex (multiple layers of STDH) and walked past his roommate naked and postcoital holding up the clean clothing he was going to change into after a shower. Once you decode the troper-speak it always gets creepier.
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Weatherman posted:kangarookie more like oldpainless, amirite? kangarookie more like kangadookie. It just isn't the same.
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# ? Oct 5, 2016 15:02 |
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# ? Oct 5, 2016 15:35 |
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TIFU on reddit with a slight variation on 'and then everybody clapped'quote:This actually happened a couple of weeks ago.
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# ? Oct 5, 2016 15:59 |
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Zipperelli. posted:
Yes please.
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flashy_mcflash posted:TIFU on reddit with a slight variation on 'and then everybody clapped' Normally this would have ended at the bolded part. It took one hell of a hard turn.
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# ? Oct 5, 2016 18:40 |
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Holy gently caress, I got my title change!
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# ? Oct 5, 2016 19:39 |
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How exactly do you switch a sleeping person's pajamas without waking them?
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# ? Oct 5, 2016 19:43 |
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Hardcordion posted:
Well, you know, very carefully.
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# ? Oct 5, 2016 19:45 |
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flashy_mcflash posted:TIFU on reddit with a slight variation on 'and then everybody clapped' Thank goodness he clarified she wasn't one of those inferior brown ones. Wouldn't want that package to be incomplete.
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# ? Oct 5, 2016 19:48 |
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Zipperelli. posted:Holy gently caress, I got my title change!
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# ? Oct 5, 2016 20:29 |
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Zipperelli. posted:
Why does everybody want to see my schlong??
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# ? Oct 5, 2016 20:57 |
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quote:So this isn't exactly a story of me being mistaken as an employee, and I'll repost elsewhere if I need to, but I thought everyone here would enjoy this. I actually just posted this as a comment in a thread where a commenter suggested singing All-Star by Smash Mouth at people asking you for money. This is by far the most loving insane thing I think I have ever done inside of a retail space.
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# ? Oct 5, 2016 21:06 |
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ibntumart posted:Smash Mouth This is definitely one of the very worst things I've read in this thread. I think it gave me a migraine.
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# ? Oct 5, 2016 21:14 |
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moerketid posted:This is definitely one of the very worst things I've read in this thread. I think it gave me a migraine. that's just the shape of an L on your forehead
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# ? Oct 5, 2016 21:21 |
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Hardcordion posted:
With kids that age? It'd be pretty easy. You can pick kids up and carry them around while they sleep.
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# ? Oct 5, 2016 21:22 |
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The General posted:With kids that age? It'd be pretty easy. You can pick kids up and carry them around while they sleep. Yeah i could switch my three year olds pajama without really waking her up no problem. But shes also not an idiot and would have just asked me why she was wearing her halloween costume in the morning.
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# ? Oct 5, 2016 21:36 |
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Who posted this? Where do they live? I want to fight them.
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# ? Oct 5, 2016 22:17 |
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food court bailiff posted:Who posted this? Where do they live? I want to fight them. Make sure to do it at the open door in the frozen foods aisle where someone is pulling pizza from it.
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# ? Oct 6, 2016 08:38 |
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Thank goodness he clarified she wasn't one of those inferior brown ones. Wouldn't want that package to be incomplete. [/quote] I was thinking the same thing. He clearly wanted to use that term he had heard films, but didn't realize that "the whole package" should be more than ethnicity and attractiveness.
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# ? Oct 6, 2016 09:53 |
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:The vast majority of caring people do about sports is because they are betting money on them, legally or illegally. After that comes local pride. After that comes sports as a way to have fun go to a bar or gather with people, an excuse to do some drinking or eat some unhealthy food. Few people actually care because of the games themselves, and those people are weirdos. lol you have no loving clue what you're talking about
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# ? Oct 6, 2016 12:26 |
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artificially stocked lake posted:lol you have no loving clue what you're talking about come watch the Alabama game at Doobie's speaking of poo poo that didn't happen
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# ? Oct 6, 2016 13:23 |
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# ? Oct 6, 2016 13:33 |
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I like it when girls I meet express that A. They pity me, and B. They think about my dead wife
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# ? Oct 6, 2016 13:44 |
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# ? Oct 6, 2016 13:52 |
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"shots fired" is such a god damned retarded thing to say
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# ? Oct 6, 2016 13:53 |
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One last one for the morning
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# ? Oct 6, 2016 13:56 |
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Pastry of the Year posted:"shots fired" is such a god damned retarded thing to say I mean in an American school there's a sadly real chance it will be literal meaning.
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# ? Oct 6, 2016 15:21 |
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I hate these fake wacky letters so much.
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# ? Oct 6, 2016 15:44 |
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Don't you love how they always quote the hilarious parts of the original letter?
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# ? Oct 6, 2016 16:00 |
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➡️ You are the Member of NASA Sign, Chief of NASA (Cin K. Kif.)
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# ? Oct 6, 2016 16:07 |
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SPOOKILY A BIRD posted:I hate these fake wacky letters so much. poo poo that did happen: I wrote an email to NASA suggesting they send my fiancée and I to the moon for a publicity stunt wedding. They didn't send any cutesy response because they're not going to waste time responding to lovely joke emails.
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# ? Oct 6, 2016 16:23 |
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goose willis posted:One last one for the morning "one person started crying" is such a desirable detail int hese stupid things for some reason
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# ? Oct 6, 2016 21:20 |
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sweeperbravo posted:"one person started crying" is such a desirable detail int hese stupid things for some reason Everyone was Alberto Eisenstein and one person started clapping.
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# ? Oct 6, 2016 21:23 |
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sweeperbravo posted:"one person started crying" is such a desirable detail int hese stupid things for some reason I guess it's important to the kind of person who brags about (making up a story about) terrorizing kids for the crime of singing while playing outside? You know. Assholes.
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# ? Oct 6, 2016 21:25 |
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Chances this fantasy teacher wasn't fired : zero.
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# ? Oct 6, 2016 23:24 |
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# ? Oct 7, 2016 00:54 |
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Aren't chickens usually kept in the same place as the eggs, ie the refrigerated section?
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# ? Oct 7, 2016 04:30 |
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Chicken is with the beef, pork, and other meats. Eggs live with dairy, assuming this is an American grocery.
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# ? Oct 7, 2016 04:34 |
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Manuel Calavera posted:Chicken is with the beef, pork, and other meats. Eggs live with dairy, assuming this is an American grocery. And both would be in the refrigerated section, right? And then shouldn't it be obvious where the meat section is because it's covered with big cuts of meat? I should be used to people missing blindingly obvious context clues from work. The counter has a big sign saying "PLEASE PAY HERE BEFORE TAKING YOUR SEAT" (not verbatim), a big-rear end cash register and little Eftpos thing, and usually a line already formed, but people still try to order from the little bench where we put takeaway coffees. We are also always asked for directions to the Target (we are literally in front of it) and the nearest toilets (next to the Target with big RESTROOMS signs and arrows pointing the way, both at eye height and up high). I think people just turn their brains off when they decide to go shopping.
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