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Beachcomber posted:Poor Freckles, saw a snake and creampied.
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3D Megadoodoo posted:I walked by my regular barber's shop last Friday as he just happened to glance out and saw me and looked really disappointed. Glad things are back to normal
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# ? Jul 19, 2020 16:50 |
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Captain Hygiene posted:Glad things are back to normal His dad's a barber?
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# ? Jul 19, 2020 19:08 |
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Rust Martialis posted:His dad's a barber? Good grief
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# ? Jul 19, 2020 20:08 |
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Rust Martialis posted:His dad's a barber?
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# ? Jul 19, 2020 21:16 |
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Cartoon Man posted:
The Bloop posted:The pay is poo poo, but you get a lot of exposure
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# ? Jul 19, 2020 22:50 |
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Tossed_Salad_Man posted:TSM has a very crazy uncle, heres the besy x-mas story EVER..
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# ? Jul 20, 2020 00:50 |
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lol, rickedy
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# ? Jul 20, 2020 01:19 |
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Goddamn. My family is so boring. All we had as a kid was rentless emotional abuse.
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# ? Jul 20, 2020 02:34 |
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Outrail posted:Goddamn. My family is so boring. All we had as a kid was rentless emotional abuse. Pretty sure there is no way that story happens without emotional abuse somewhere along the lines, so don’t feel too left out.
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# ? Jul 20, 2020 03:09 |
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bird with big dick posted:Think of like an 8 ounce New York strip like it’s not really that big of a steak kinda average sized not big but not small but if you took that amount of meat and converted it into a penis it’d be a pretty big penis I think definitely well above average
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# ? Jul 20, 2020 06:23 |
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Someone should get a name change to 'bird with an average steak'
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# ? Jul 20, 2020 06:25 |
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RoboRodent posted:Do not have sex with the sun.
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# ? Jul 20, 2020 09:23 |
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another day volunteering at the International Space Station. everyone keeps asking me if they can gently caress the sun. buddy, they wont even let me gently caress it
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# ? Jul 20, 2020 10:00 |
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Yestermoment posted:another day volunteering at the International Space Station. everyone keeps asking me if they can gently caress the sun. buddy, they wont even let me gently caress it You're gonna need a pretty big steak to reach the sun from the ISS.
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# ? Jul 20, 2020 10:12 |
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Rust Martialis posted:His dad's a barber? I was my dad's barber.
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# ? Jul 20, 2020 13:43 |
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3D Megadoodoo posted:I was my dad's barber. Every village needs at least two barbers, so that they both could get a haircut.
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# ? Jul 20, 2020 14:21 |
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Paladinus posted:Every village needs at least two barbers, so that they both could get a haircut.
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# ? Jul 20, 2020 14:29 |
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Samovar posted:Come pray, my Lord.
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# ? Jul 20, 2020 15:27 |
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There’s only one barber where I live; all the men go there to get their hair cut, I guess unless they cut their own hair
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# ? Jul 20, 2020 15:28 |
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Just the men? It seems kind of old-fashioned to focus exclusively on one gender, that's not very common where I live. I sometimes see hairdresser shop windows that are clearly targeting women, presumably because that's the most profitable market, but they usually don't exclude anyone or even outright state that everyone is welcome. My regular hairdresser takes care of my beard just fine, even if she doesn't have one herself.
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# ? Jul 20, 2020 15:43 |
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Some are specialised, some are just old institutions. Like I'm sure Barry and Vince back home wouldn't have turned away any custom, and might even have turned the horseracing off if you didn't care for it.
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# ? Jul 20, 2020 15:58 |
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Phlegmish posted:Just the men? It seems kind of old-fashioned to focus exclusively on one gender, that's not very common where I live. I sometimes see hairdresser shop windows that are clearly targeting women, presumably because that's the most profitable market, but they usually don't exclude anyone or even outright state that everyone is welcome. My regular hairdresser takes care of my beard just fine, even if she doesn't have one herself.
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# ? Jul 20, 2020 16:14 |
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Phlegmillennial right before his yearly hairdresser visit
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# ? Jul 20, 2020 16:27 |
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lmao How I see myself: Reality:
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# ? Jul 20, 2020 16:33 |
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Stop generating funny quotes here! Just stop it! Aahahhghghgh!
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# ? Jul 20, 2020 17:37 |
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Phlegmish posted:Just the men? It seems kind of old-fashioned to focus exclusively on one gender, that's not very common where I live. I sometimes see hairdresser shop windows that are clearly targeting women, presumably because that's the most profitable market, but they usually don't exclude anyone or even outright state that everyone is welcome. My regular hairdresser takes care of my beard just fine, even if she doesn't have one herself. The traditional small town "2 old guys, and one of them has a hand tremor" barber shop isn't usually officially men only but really only know 2 or 3 kinds of cuts and not something most women would want.
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# ? Jul 20, 2020 17:51 |
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hawowanlawow posted:beards look like poo poo Gargamel Gibson posted:Then why did you marry her lol
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# ? Jul 21, 2020 18:56 |
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T_S_M hasn't posted since 2012
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# ? Jul 21, 2020 20:34 |
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Moon Slayer posted:Who keeps texting "log off" to my smartphone. Show yourself coward. I will never log off.
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# ? Jul 22, 2020 03:10 |
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HiroProtagonist posted:Just wait till this man realizes there is a thing called a French press and *gurgling noises as I am strangled and dragged away by the anti technology left* DoubleDonut posted:that's not the first french device I'd introduce to a venture capitalist, but sure
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# ? Jul 22, 2020 10:11 |
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jesus WEP posted:There’s only one barber where I live; all the men go there to get their hair cut, I guess unless they cut their own hair Is his name Bertrand Russell?
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# ? Jul 22, 2020 12:43 |
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jesus WEP posted:There’s only one barber where I live; all the men go there to get their hair cut, I guess unless they cut their own hair So I gather he works from home, huh?
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# ? Jul 22, 2020 12:46 |
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Tunicate posted:Good grief If that reference is what I think it is, you win the JacqDempsey Deep Cut of The Week Award.
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# ? Jul 22, 2020 13:08 |
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JacquelineDempsey posted:If that reference is what I think it is, you win the JacqDempsey Deep Cut of The Week Award. There comes the Deep Cut of The Week Award -winner. How I hate him.
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# ? Jul 22, 2020 13:14 |
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Fister Roboto posted:♪shut your loving face, uncle cucker♫
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# ? Jul 22, 2020 15:31 |
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Biplane posted:I thought I was supposed to smell burning hair when having a stroke. SodomyGoat101 posted:Try lube.
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Yeah I would probably defer to SodomyGoat101 on these matters
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Samuringa posted:The cover for Fifa 21 was revealed and...it does not look good DrBouvenstein posted:High School yearbook page dedicated to the kid who died drunk driving.
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