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captainOrbital posted:Make up your loving mind you gross m*nch*ld Climb down off the cross, you can say manchild.
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# ? Apr 1, 2022 19:50 |
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sootikins posted:AITA for telling my BF he should learn how to wipe his rear end
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# ? Apr 1, 2022 19:56 |
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Dewgy posted:I doubt that guy is even taking award worthy dumps. If you don’t regularly need to use a poop knife, your turds ain’t poo poo. r/relationships: your turds ain't poo poo
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# ? Apr 1, 2022 19:56 |
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sootikins posted:AITA for telling my BF he should learn how to wipe his rear end At least his reasoning isn't "Wiping makes me gay" so progress, I guess. Also pretend I posted the South Park episode where Randy is proud of his massive poo poo.
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# ? Apr 1, 2022 20:11 |
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Evil Willow posted:I'll never get sick of stories like this! Yes, let's blow up our entire relationship because I can't deal with you having bodily autonomy..... quote:SHE BLOCKED YOU AND YOU STILL THOUGHT YALL WERE STILL TOGETHER?? LMFAOOOO YTA
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# ? Apr 1, 2022 20:15 |
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Arsenic Lupin posted:The replies go on...
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# ? Apr 1, 2022 20:19 |
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teen witch posted:Climb down off the cross, you can say manchild. m'fedora just exploded
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# ? Apr 1, 2022 20:19 |
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Arsenic Lupin posted:The replies go on... Just Peted right out, with good reason.
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# ? Apr 1, 2022 20:20 |
Captain Hygiene posted:I thought this was gonna be a repost but no, it's different lunch packing drama:
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# ? Apr 1, 2022 20:25 |
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kimbo305 posted:This is quite confusing if you read Camelback as Camelbak, the water bladder brand. Ha, fair enough. For reference this is a mountain literally in the middle of Phoenix. And people are incredibly stupid about it because "it's in town how hard can it be".
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# ? Apr 1, 2022 20:29 |
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Solenna posted:I was going to suggest she make his lunch the night before then he can just grab it out of the fridge and that would solve everything. But it wouldn't solve the actual problem. She tried that, he thinks its not "fresh enough"
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# ? Apr 1, 2022 20:45 |
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AITA for spilling the beans about a co-worker's drinking to her parents?quote:I'm a 22-year-old man. I have a co-worker (Jessica) who is 20 years old. We have known each other for just under two years. Not the way I thought it was going to go, I was ready to light the dude up at the mid point but just lol.
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# ? Apr 1, 2022 21:04 |
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Hughlander posted:AITA for spilling the beans about a co-worker's drinking to her parents? I mean, he still was the one who hit on someone at work and then agreed to buy her alcohol when she was underage.
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# ? Apr 1, 2022 21:08 |
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Arsenic Lupin posted:The replies go on... Ok I’ll agree that she could have told him instead of stabbing him in the heart, but obviously it wasn’t going anywhere either so whatever.
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# ? Apr 1, 2022 21:09 |
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Absurd Alhazred posted:I mean, he still was the one who hit on someone at work and then agreed to buy her alcohol when she was underage. You’ve never worked in a restaurant i take it
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# ? Apr 1, 2022 21:09 |
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BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:You’ve never worked in a restaurant i take it Thank God!
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# ? Apr 1, 2022 21:15 |
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BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:You’ve never worked in a restaurant i take it In Honestly, with an age gap of literally two years, none of this is really the worst thing ever. Guy asks a girl out, gets soft rejected. Gets hard rejected when he doesn't put 2 and 2 together. Doesn't press the issue. Does a favor once, gets badgered into doing it again and again and decides not to get used. Then she escalates, throws stones, guy takes out the nukes she casually handed him.
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# ? Apr 1, 2022 21:39 |
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Brandfarlig posted:What's wrong with you? He got a lot of water from her and he was a douche about it. He can go steal piss from wildlife and not touch her things. You're right. I didn't get enough sleep and didn't clock how much water he got from her.
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# ? Apr 1, 2022 21:57 |
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Girlfriend [27f] of 6 months says "thank you" during/after sex and it weirds me [29m] out. How to tell her without hurting her?quote:She has this habit of saying "thank you" during sex or right after. And when I say during, I mean in the heat of intercourse. Like "that's it, right there, thank you, thank you, thank you".
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# ? Apr 1, 2022 22:03 |
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Girlfriend [27f] of 6 months says "thank you" during/after sex and it weirds me [29m] out. How to tell her without hurting her?
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# ? Apr 1, 2022 22:06 |
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Twitch streaming poisoning where everything is transactionalized.
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# ? Apr 1, 2022 22:09 |
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kimbo305 posted:Twitch streaming poisoning where everything is transactionalized. Leave a like, leave a like, leave a like, LEAVE A LIKE AND SUBSCRIIIIIIIIIIBEEEE
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# ? Apr 1, 2022 22:11 |
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Leave a like, leave a like, leave a like, LEAVE A LIKE AND SUBSCRIIIIIIIIIIBEEEE H-h-h-hit the bell icon!
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# ? Apr 1, 2022 22:12 |
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kimbo305 posted:This is quite confusing if you read Camelback as Camelbak, the water bladder brand. Oooooh thank you, geez. edit: fwiw I've never tramped in a desert, but even I was squinting at those numbers. 700ml for a ~6 hr walk is dumb as hell, you'd drink more than that on a treadmill indoors on a cool day. Serephina fucked around with this message at 22:15 on Apr 1, 2022 |
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Girlfriend [27f] of 6 months says "thank you" during/after sex and it weirds me [29m] out. How to tell her without hurting her? Does she say it like totally deadpan or something? Otherwise I feel like dude just needs to read the forum he's posting on for examples of far more upsetting ways people have found to ruin sex for their partners.
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# ? Apr 1, 2022 22:13 |
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kimbo305 posted:Twitch streaming poisoning where everything is transactionalized. thank you for giving me your bits
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# ? Apr 1, 2022 22:13 |
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Wait, it's weird to thank lovers? I don't see how that makes it any more transactional.
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# ? Apr 1, 2022 22:14 |
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If her dating experience is anything like my own, she's probably just grateful to finally find a straight man who is actually good at sex.
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Batterypowered7 posted:H-h-h-hit the bell icon! I can't seem to find it
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# ? Apr 1, 2022 22:17 |
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she keeps saying yes but im not asking her anyhrting and its making me uncomfortable how do i politely get her to stop
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# ? Apr 1, 2022 22:19 |
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Girlfriend [27f] of 6 months says "thank you" during/after sex and it weirds me [29m] out. How to tell her without hurting her? you're supposed to say "you too"
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run on sentience posted:If her dating experience is anything like my own, she's probably just grateful to finally find a straight man who is actually good at sex.
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# ? Apr 1, 2022 22:27 |
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Girlfriend [27f] of 6 months says "thank you" during/after sex and it weirds me [29m] out. How to tell her without hurting her? Her: uuuuuugggh yeah that's it thank you thank you thankyouthankyou THAAAANK YOU UUUUUHH Him: This is really problematic
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# ? Apr 1, 2022 22:37 |
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I used to think I was the only straight man who was good at sex, but I eventually realized that I am neither straight nor a man
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# ? Apr 1, 2022 22:45 |
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Halloween Jack posted:I used to think I was the only straight man who was good at sex, but I eventually realized that I am neither straight nor a man same 'cept i never thought i was any good at fuckin'
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# ? Apr 1, 2022 23:16 |
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Uncle Enzo posted:Her: uuuuuugggh yeah that's it thank you thank you thankyouthankyou THAAAANK YOU UUUUUHH it sounds cute, idk what is wrong with this m**nchild. would he prefer she scream like a m*ndrake
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# ? Apr 1, 2022 23:48 |
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I was honestly confused the first time somebody said thank you also so I feel like I get this guy
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# ? Apr 1, 2022 23:57 |
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The worst is when someone says, "don't stop," and you have to stop to make sure they aren't saying "don't" or "stop."
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And then they follow it up with “thinking about tomorrow” and you don’t know what the gently caress.
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