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I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

This isn’t fun because chyy and glimmer just make me furious and will never become self-aware enough for even a moment of horror before the vent hose goes in.

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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Agrajag posted:

THE WHOLE REASON FOR VOTING IN YOUR CANDIDATE IS THAT YOUR CANDIDATE IS SUPPOSED TO GVIE YOU THE THINGS THEY PROMISED

lol

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost

Homeless Friend posted:

its definitely a different mouthfeel. but also somebody handing over 2000 dollars then saying syke at the last second is funny

why

why do you broke brain weirdos say poo poo like this is funny?

it's not loving funny. people who don't deserve to die are dying

i can't loving stand this forum sometimes. we're all supposed to be people who want society and govt to improve to help the less fortunate and then we have garbage rear end poo poo like this post and an entire thread full of so-called "leftists" defending an ableist slur because they want to say it to people they don't like

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


Elephant Ambush posted:

why

why do you broke brain weirdos say poo poo like this is funny?

it's not loving funny. people who don't deserve to die are dying

i can't loving stand this forum sometimes. we're all supposed to be people who want society and govt to improve to help the less fortunate and then we have garbage rear end poo poo like this post and an entire thread full of so-called "leftists" defending an ableist slur because they want to say it to people they don't like

"leftist" doesn't mean "good person"

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Antifa Turkeesian posted:

This isn’t fun because chyy and glimmer just make me furious and will never become self-aware enough for even a moment of horror before the vent hose goes in.

no thats just funny because its just somebody getting screwed but no blood here is the the horror lol

https://twitter.com/tallimarx/status/1355719396824670212
https://twitter.com/tallimarx/status/1355720129494003715

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Elephant Ambush posted:

why

why do you broke brain weirdos say poo poo like this is funny?

it's not loving funny. people who don't deserve to die are dying

i can't loving stand this forum sometimes. we're all supposed to be people who want society and govt to improve to help the less fortunate and then we have garbage rear end poo poo like this post and an entire thread full of so-called "leftists" defending an ableist slur because they want to say it to people they don't like

lol elephant ambush losing his mind because its happening to team blue ftw

Clip-On Fedora
Feb 20, 2011

Elephant Ambush posted:

why

why do you broke brain weirdos say poo poo like this is funny?

it's not loving funny. people who don't deserve to die are dying

i can't loving stand this forum sometimes. we're all supposed to be people who want society and govt to improve to help the less fortunate and then we have garbage rear end poo poo like this post and an entire thread full of so-called "leftists" defending an ableist slur because they want to say it to people they don't like

Oh, so now that the people "who don't deserve to die are dying" you are upset.

Way to tell on yourself.

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015

You must pay the price for this post.
its extremely funny watching people realize electoralism without socialist parties is a puppet race, actually

pseudanonymous
Aug 30, 2008

When you make the second entry and the debits and credits balance, and you blow them to hell.

Kitfox88 posted:

no you dumb berniebros you need to settle for what you get like an adult

You need to understand that someone who says they care about what you care about but won't do anything about it is preferable to someone who says "cry more libs". Having someone lie to you for your vote is the essence of Democracy, you're such a child for not understanding that.

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

Remember that meme someone made with the Obama hope image painted like the Heath Ledger Joker? That hits pretty different in retrospect.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
The new Republican counter proposal only gives people $1000

So to reiterate

1. Dems promised 2000
2. Dems got elected and said they will definitely without a doubt provide 1400
3. Conservative ghouls just said how bout 1000

So I'm sure Dems will "compromise" on another 600, or nothing at all

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

The new Republican counter proposal only gives people $1000

So to reiterate

1. Dems promised 2000
2. Dems got elected and said they will definitely without a doubt provide 1400
3. Conservative ghouls just said how bout 1000

So I'm sure Dems will "compromise" on another 600, or nothing at all

dems are absolutely poo poo at negotiating

they literally go in pre-conceding their position

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
They don't have to negotiate poo poo! They loving won! They can ram through whatever the gently caress they want, and that's what they promised people they'd do on day loving one!

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Taintrunner posted:

They don't have to negotiate poo poo! They loving won! They can ram through whatever the gently caress they want, and that's what they promised people they'd do on day loving one!

if a bill doesn't pass that's because it isn't bipartisan enough.

Fame Douglas
Nov 20, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Taintrunner posted:

They don't have to negotiate poo poo! They loving won! They can ram through whatever the gently caress they want, and that's what they promised people they'd do on day loving one!

Depends on what President Manchin wants.

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


Antifa Turkeesian posted:

Remember that meme someone made with the Obama hope image painted like the Heath Ledger Joker? That hits pretty different in retrospect.

someone remake that image but instead of obama being painted like the Joker, the makeup is on the camera perspective

Seven Force
Nov 9, 2005

WARNING!

BOSS IS APPROACHING!!!

SEVEN FORCE

--ACTIONS--

SHITPOSTING

LOVE LOVE DANCING

Elephant Ambush posted:

why

why do you broke brain weirdos say poo poo like this is funny?

it's not loving funny. people who don't deserve to die are dying

i can't loving stand this forum sometimes. we're all supposed to be people who want society and govt to improve to help the less fortunate and then we have garbage rear end poo poo like this post and an entire thread full of so-called "leftists" defending an ableist slur because they want to say it to people they don't like

lmao

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Stinky Wizzleteats posted:

its extremely funny watching people realize electoralism without socialist parties is a puppet race, actually

yeah lmao

Elephant Ambush posted:

why

why do you broke brain weirdos say poo poo like this is funny?

it's not loving funny. people who don't deserve to die are dying

i can't loving stand this forum sometimes. we're all supposed to be people who want society and govt to improve to help the less fortunate and then we have garbage rear end poo poo like this post and an entire thread full of so-called "leftists" defending an ableist slur because they want to say it to people they don't like

ahh good, the new thread begins as the old thread did, though I definitely miss Pener

Sorry bub but this is misplaced - unlike the OG theme the examples you'll be seeing here are people who are scolding you about how it's actually the best they're destined to die as a result of what's going on

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin
edit wrong thread

mastershakeman has issued a correction as of 03:45 on Feb 1, 2021

DAD LOST MY IPOD
Feb 3, 2012

Fats Dominar is on the case


Taintrunner posted:

They don't have to negotiate poo poo! They loving won! They can ram through whatever the gently caress they want, and that's what they promised people they'd do on day loving one!

they are going to do just that, and “what they want” is a means tested refundable tax credit of $600

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016

Biplane posted:

Trump is too stupid and grotesque to be even accidentally funny.

Donald John Trump is the funniest human being to have ever lived and we are poorer for having lost him

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

EXQUISITE LURKER RHINO


Nap Ghost
lol. yikes.

Pentecoastal Elites
Feb 27, 2007

Elephant Ambush posted:

why

why do you broke brain weirdos say poo poo like this is funny?

it's not loving funny. people who don't deserve to die are dying

i can't loving stand this forum sometimes. we're all supposed to be people who want society and govt to improve to help the less fortunate and then we have garbage rear end poo poo like this post and an entire thread full of so-called "leftists" defending an ableist slur because they want to say it to people they don't like

its insanely funny. it’s not good, but not everything funny is. things can be bad and funny. this is bad and incredibly funny

Pentecoastal Elites
Feb 27, 2007

“Joe Biden sucks so bad that he’s somehow making everyone hate the democrats even more by giving us money*” is some of the funniest poo poo ever and if you can’t see that I don’t know what to tell you

*maybe lol

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

The new Republican counter proposal only gives people $1000

So to reiterate

1. Dems promised 2000
2. Dems got elected and said they will definitely without a doubt provide 1400
3. Conservative ghouls just said how bout 1000

So I'm sure Dems will "compromise" on another 600, or nothing at all
lol

and to be clear thats a detached lol at a really dreadful terrible situation and etiher you lol or you take pyschic damage and loose your mind and fall into a depression which doesnt help anyone

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
lolling in that situation is also a kind of psychic damage

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



absolutely. we each process our own way

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
You have to lol on Dems campaigning on 2000 then preemptively deciding it was too much and going down to 1400 then Republicans saying 1000 and Dems being like "oh well bipartisanship says we can't just tell them to go gently caress themselves"

It's like you spineless assholes you already lowered the number yourself for no reason at all! And you got no reason to negotiate! You're literally just fighting with yourself over how useless you can be!

If you can't lol at that then I'm sorry for you. I hope an extensively means tested refundable lol credit will get passed that will incrementally raise your lols over 15 years, as long as no future Congress or President cancels the funding for the bureaucracy that administers said lols

I AM THE MOON
Dec 21, 2012

COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:

Donald John Trump is the funniest human being to have ever lived and we are poorer for having lost him

Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 215 days!
their means shall be tested, and found wanting

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


do we not use "jokerfied" anymore

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

Hodgepodge posted:

post biden voters dying of regret under biden here

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS




Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Elephant Ambush posted:

why

why do you broke brain weirdos say poo poo like this is funny?

it's not loving funny. people who don't deserve to die are dying

i can't loving stand this forum sometimes. we're all supposed to be people who want society and govt to improve to help the less fortunate and then we have garbage rear end poo poo like this post and an entire thread full of so-called "leftists" defending an ableist slur because they want to say it to people they don't like

you can either develop a sense of gallows humor (a crack-ping, if you will) or you can fully immerse your brain in the fact that the government is actively trying to kill everyone you know for Number and the moment to do anything about it was last march

watching liberals fully realize how useless the old bitch is and that he's exactly what those bernie bros said he was is a cold comfort, but schadenfreude is all we're gonna get now that politics is over

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

Business Gorillas posted:

you can either develop a sense of gallows humor (a crack-ping, if you will) or you can fully immerse your brain in the fact that the government is actively trying to kill everyone you know for Number and the moment to do anything about it was last march

watching liberals fully realize how useless the old bitch is and that he's exactly what those bernie bros said he was is a cold comfort, but schadenfreude is all we're gonna get now that politics is over

They'll never realize anything and just recrystallize around Kamala (even more) as their perfect fusion of no-nonsense fictional protagonist, fashion-plate celebrity, and Harry Potter politician. "Just calm down and wait for Joe to pass the torch! This is the best we can do for now!"

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:
I just want to say, though I am not a Biden voter, that he made me remember that death is inevitable in a very visceral fashion. Dude is memento mori personified. Based off that alone, Biden voters might skew heavily towards people who do not grasp that they will in fact die at any point, let alone under him.

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



terrified that by begrudgingly voting for him I accidentally volunteered myself for death within the next 4 years

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

KoRMaK posted:

terrified that by begrudgingly voting for him I accidentally volunteered myself for death within the next 4 years

you were volunteered for death regardless, chum!

J.A.B.C.
Jul 2, 2007

There's no need to rush to be an adult.


HellWorld 2: Malarkey Boogaloo

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Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



A Buttery Pastry posted:

I just want to say, though I am not a Biden voter, that he made me remember that death is inevitable in a very visceral fashion. Dude is memento mori personified. Based off that alone, Biden voters might skew heavily towards people who do not grasp that they will in fact die at any point, let alone under him.

the biggest biden stan i know is a 72 year old boomer who believes he'll never die and regularly fell asleep at work meetings

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