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captainOrbital posted:Since they carved the first lute/invented the printing press. Yeah you gotta watch out for all the lute purists on these forums. They are ruthless and desperate for any attention you will give them.
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yeh i'm a fife man
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can we go one loving thread without a lute derail?
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quote:My self-summary  I am a 91% match with her.
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Crashbee posted:
But are you a blood type match? Could be important for the future of that relationship.
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bdurso posted:But are you a blood type match? Could be important for the future of that relationship. Do vampires need a blood type match? I mean they're just digesting the blood for energy, it's not like they're using it as blood.
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notZaar posted:Do vampires need a blood type match? I mean they're just digesting the blood for energy, it's not like they're using it as blood. Sounds like you have got a good opening message to question this available lady with. Good luck!
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So close to self awareness but the sad brain wins in the end
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things were going fine with this last one then i started describing my hosed up dick and she hasnt responded since
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Coolie Ghost posted:things were going fine with this last one then i started describing my hosed up dick and she hasnt responded since A picture is worth a thousand words. You know what to do.
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Coolie Ghost posted:things were going fine with this last one then i started describing my hosed up dick and she hasnt responded since All dicks are hosed up yours aint special pal.
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Groovelord Neato posted:All dicks are hosed up yours aint special pal. I don't know man, my dick is a work of art.
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bdurso posted:Sounds like you have got a good opening message to question this available lady with. Good luck! Yeah right, I only talk to ladies that hit me up first.
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Should I get A-list? Is it worth it
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i was reloading posted:Should I get A-list? Is it worth it Women will still pass over you so why pay?
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SaltLick posted:Women will still pass over you so why pay? Hahahahah!!!!
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i was reloading posted:Should I get A-list? Is it worth it
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Yawgmoth posted:The only thing A list gets you is more stalker options. Do you want to be more of an internet stalker? until I can spend a dollar to smell a girl's hair I'm not ponying up cash okcupid
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It really is funny how the pay service is all stalker features, did no one working there pick up on this.
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the only thing maybe worth spending some money on is you can drop a few dollahs and get a bunch of mini boosts, by which literally hundreds of local women will suddenly view your profile. theres so many guys on it i think women do look for guys on it, but the only ones that show on the front pages for them are the ones being boosted. if your profile is strong enough you will get first contact from some of these lady people and if they contact you first, well thats gold. having another date with italian girl tonight i havent used okc for a while now, getting a homecooked genuine italian meal so thats pretty much win right there.
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p.s. my workmate is awesome, you know all those ancient spinsters and tripple-chinned behemoths with five kids that contact you, you know, the ones you DO NOT message back? he literally does, and shags them all. he just went over to america to shag a whole bunch of them in north carolina and he's getting a second job so he can afford to do it all again in august. he has a goatee and a fedora and thinks he is some kind of a 'playa'. people take the piss out of him at work but i respect him for it, its like a public service, they gotta get it from somewhere and well thats where he comes in. thinks hes some kind of james bond type cassanova but ive seen their pictures and i think they would pretty much take anything. i kinda want to post his pic but not sure if thats a doxx or something.
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A-list is cool cause you can see who liked you and thus message them without fear of rejection. Umbasa.
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Hot right? Next pic  Yeesh
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no...no...not a girl with no makeup on!
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haha yeah bro i can scarcely tell which one is the fukkin' dog in that second picture. women be lying, posting a flattering picture, but then you scroll through and there's a less flattering one kill you'reself so that "bumble" thing is apparently only on idevices, when I tried to put it on my samsung the "bumble" in their app store was some third rate instagram kind of thing. guess I'm stuck with tinder
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idk I think she's pretty attractive but it's just face pics need to see the booty to be certain
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i was reloading posted:Hot right? ur a loving retard
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LethalGeek posted:It really is funny how the pay service is all stalker features, did no one working there pick up on this. More likely they are fully aware of this and that's how you make money on a service like this.
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Shirley Crabtree posted:the only thing maybe worth spending some money on is you can drop a few dollahs and get a bunch of mini boosts, by which literally hundreds of local women will suddenly view your profile. theres so many guys on it i think women do look for guys on it, but the only ones that show on the front pages for them are the ones being boosted. if your profile is strong enough you will get first contact from some of these lady people and if they contact you first, well thats gold. I'll try this when I get back from vacation. How long does it last?
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Lawman 0 posted:I'll try this when I get back from vacation. $1000,0000
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Lawman 0 posted:I'll try this when I get back from vacation. 15 minutes. You can actually boost your profile yourself by editing it or answering questions. The boost does the equivalent of a day's worth of activity.
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Groovelord Neato posted:15 minutes. Well it's kinda moot anyways since I have a hunch I'm gonna go out with the current girl I'm chatting with. 
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Shirley Crabtree posted:p.s. my workmate is awesome, you know all those ancient spinsters and tripple-chinned behemoths with five kids that contact you, you know, the ones you DO NOT message back? he literally does, and shags them all. he just went over to america to shag a whole bunch of them in north carolina and he's getting a second job so he can afford to do it all again in august. he has a goatee and a fedora and thinks he is some kind of a 'playa'. people take the piss out of him at work but i respect him for it, its like a public service, they gotta get it from somewhere and well thats where he comes in. thinks hes some kind of james bond type cassanova but ive seen their pictures and i think they would pretty much take anything. i kinda want to post his pic but not sure if thats a doxx or something. gently caress your mate, guys like him are why these hambeasts are reproducing at like 3x their normal rate now. We already have plenty of white trash and thirsty black dudes w/ no standards to gently caress the behemoths, tell him to stay the gently caress out of my state.
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Shiki Dan posted:gently caress your mate, guys like him are why these hambeasts are reproducing at like 3x their normal rate now. 
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