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cda

by Hand Knit

Manifisto posted:

is there a cocktail called a monkey bite? because it feels like there should be

soak a banana in rum, cover in chile powder and walnuts

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Manifisto


cda posted:

soak a banana in rum, cover in chile powder and walnuts

is this an answer to my question or are you just telling me to do this?

uh, either way I'm down, brb

death sext


that's just a hearty breakfast recommendation


Putty

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bitch please

cda

by Hand Knit

Manifisto posted:

is this an answer to my question or are you just telling me to do this?

uh, either way I'm down, brb

just trrying to think about what a monkey bite would be

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cda

by Hand Knit
you split the banana and stick the walnut pieces in like theyre teeth

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byob historian

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!
i was thinkin a layered shot of amarula, 99 bananas, and dark rum

alnilam

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

i was thinkin a layered shot of amarula, 99 bananas, and dark rum

How you gonna fit that many bananas into a shotglass :confused:

alnilam

alnilam posted:

How you gonna fit that many bananas into a shotglass :confused:

My friend with a vitamix hears this and immediately runs home to try

vanisher

alnilam posted:

My friend with a vitamix hears this and immediately runs home to try

Coroner: "Ive never seen a more painful death. Did he try and drink a hundred bananas or something?"



Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext

Manifisto


cda posted:

you split the banana and stick the walnut pieces in like theyre teeth

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

i was thinkin a layered shot of amarula, 99 bananas, and dark rum

these are good ideas

I was thinking it might be a variation of a monkey gland (gin, fresh oj, grenadine, absinthe)

like maybe gin (or cognac?), fresh lemon juice, simple syrup, Maraschino, and amer picon (the "bite")

I had an aperol spritz the other day and it ruled


ty nesamdoom!

take the moon

by sebmojo
what up

:ninja: kno ive posted a few times already sry

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Manifisto posted:

these are good ideas

I was thinking it might be a variation of a monkey gland (gin, fresh oj, grenadine, absinthe)

like maybe gin (or cognac?), fresh lemon juice, simple syrup, Maraschino, and amer picon (the "bite")

I had an aperol spritz the other day and it ruled

151!

alnilam


What is, the number of individual pokemon not counting missingno

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I want to make a Belize version of a Bulldog called a Monkey Bite, Instead of a Corona tipped in a margarita, you take a Belikin and tip it into a slushie Panty Ripper. It's probably not very good but neither is a bite from a monkey tbh


byob historian

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alnilam posted:

What is, the number of individual pokemon not counting missingno

that too! but underneath the bananas and sittin on top of the amarula im thinkin

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City of Glompton

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what up

:ninja: kno ive posted a few times already sry

hi

how's your dog?


thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

Yobgoblin

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

whiteyfats posted:

i have 20/20 in one eye, and 20/80 in the other.

i have to wear glasses to drive

what you need is a monocle-type eye-patch

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take the moon

by sebmojo

City of Glompton posted:

hi

how's your dog?

:ninja: shes good

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Arrhythmia
i will take one banana down, and pass it around

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Arrhythmia posted:

could you... could you make it walk?

Sure thing.
It took 5 minutes to animate this and 5 hours to render it into movie. and couple of seconds to convert it into gif
http://i.imgur.com/ldoLfVe.mp4

Hogge Wild

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death sext posted:

that's just a hearty breakfast recommendation

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Hogge Wild

by FactsAreUseless

alnilam posted:

How you gonna fit that many bananas into a shotglass :confused:

very carefully

:roflolmao:

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cda

by Hand Knit

Dark Off posted:

Sure thing.
It took 5 minutes to animate this and 5 hours to render it into movie. and couple of seconds to convert it into gif
http://i.imgur.com/ldoLfVe.mp4

what the

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Macnult

check out these cats

Arrhythmia

Dark Off posted:

Sure thing.
It took 5 minutes to animate this and 5 hours to render it into movie. and couple of seconds to convert it into gif
http://i.imgur.com/ldoLfVe.mp4

really excited to turn a corner and find this guy in a dungeon or like, a damp cavern

Hogge Wild

by FactsAreUseless

Macnult posted:

check out these cats

cool cats

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Turtlicious

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
We serve Monkey Bite's at the bar I used to work at, but they're a pain in the petoot to make.

3oz. Bailey's
3oz 99 Banana's
3oz. Amaretto
3oz. Kahlua
3oz. Bacardi Banana

You serve them in a tall glass, and put a tiny umbrella, or if my boss isn't around, a monkey from the monkey in a barrel game.

they also cost like 20-30$ I think? cuz it's basically 10 shots in a glass.

Turtlicious fucked around with this message at 22:28 on Apr 7, 2017

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City of Glompton

that sounds delicious


thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

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Thank you, very nice I like. For the insanely win sig.

Manifisto


Macnult posted:

check out these cats

yes

Manifisto


Turtlicious posted:

We serve Monkey Bite's at the bar I used to work at, but they're a pain in the petoot to make.

3oz. Bailey's
3oz 99 Banana's
3oz. Amaretto
3oz. Kahlua
3oz. Bacardi Banana

You serve them in a tall glass, and put a tiny umbrella, or if my boss isn't around, a monkey from the monkey in a barrel game.

they also cost like 20-30$ I think? cuz it's basically 10 shots in a glass.

I'm sure it's good (and I would probably try at least a sip) but I'm not usually much for "cocktails" that are a bunch of sweet liqueurs mixed together. that's more of a boozy milkshake, which I have nothing against in principle, I'm just more of a classic cocktail guy if I'm gonna have a cocktail. sort of the same thing with frappucinos: they are really yummy and I have nothing against them, but they aren't coffee, they are basically milkshakes with about the same amount of calories.

basically, it's been observed that the sweet cocktails are for people who don't like the taste of booze. the milkshake coffees are for people who don't like the taste of coffee.

Turtlicious

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Manifisto posted:

I'm sure it's good (and I would probably try at least a sip) but I'm not usually much for "cocktails" that are a bunch of sweet liqueurs mixed together. that's more of a boozy milkshake, which I have nothing against in principle, I'm just more of a classic cocktail guy if I'm gonna have a cocktail. sort of the same thing with frappucinos: they are really yummy and I have nothing against them, but they aren't coffee, they are basically milkshakes with about the same amount of calories.

basically, it's been observed that the sweet cocktails are for people who don't like the taste of booze. the milkshake coffees are for people who don't like the taste of coffee.

I totally agree with you on that point, and I can't honestly say where I fall on the whole sweet v traditional because my favorite drink is Mint Julep, followed by an Old Fashioned, still people love the sweet drinks, and there are so many variants.

Like last night, I made my girlfriend and Little Sheila's and it was AMAZING

4oz Kahlua
4oz Meyer's Rum
4oz Peppermint Schnapps (Served over cracked ice.)

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Dark Off posted:

Sure thing.
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