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All three of them do, honestly. The first one's simple yet striking shadow makes it better than the other two, but there's nothing about the first one that couldn't be done by a fan with photoshop experience. e: these posters are parsecs better than those posters.     
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rawillkill posted:In advance of the first Star Wars: The Force Awakens poster next week, here are the posters for Episode I, II and III. And I'm going to give everyone present the most gigantic hard-on imaginable, even the women: Drew Struzan has hinted that he may be coming out of retirement to do an Episode VII poster.
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Jose Oquendo posted:
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Pesky Splinter posted:I think the last film I saw him in was this masterpiece of cinema:
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Apr 7, 2015 02:50
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True, but Eragon the books also sucked massive dick even by the very low standards of YA lit, so
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Apr 7, 2015 02:54
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The best thing about Eragon was the Rifftrax where Disembaudio sang the end theme.
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Apr 7, 2015 04:19
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Tom Hardy's looking a lot like Jeremy Renner there.
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Apr 7, 2015 04:39
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mind the walrus posted:True, but Eragon the books also sucked massive dick even by the very low standards of YA lit, so
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I know that he was 16 or so when he wrote the book.
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achillesforever6 posted:Wasn't the author of that book financially abused by his parents or something hosed up like that? I'd believe it. The kid was like 16 or something when he wrote them and his parents made him do book tours to schools and poo poo after getting him a publishing deal (they were either publishers themselves, or at least had close ties to the industry). That they might have taken his money would be absolutely no surprise to me. I wish the author no ill-will and the books always got the "Oh wow for a 16 year-old these are actually quite good" stamp of approval, but they also suck massive chode the way most writing by a 16 year-old does and nothing can change that.
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I don't know how true that is. He still lives with his parents. Basically they just bankrolled his whole writing career by publishing his stuff. Eragon is the awful too, and one of the more brazen Star Wars ripoffs out there.
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His parents are Knopf?
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Apr 7, 2015 16:29
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Also he only wrote the first book as a teenager, he was in his 20's when the second was published and the books progressively get worse and less defensible as the series goes on.
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Apr 7, 2015 19:21
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Which is weird because Star Wars with dragons should be pretty fun.
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drat, now I want a movie with Space Dragons. (they can fight the space dolphins)
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The only remotely surprising or original thing about Eragon is that it's a fantasy series written by a home-schooled kid that isn't obnoxiously religious.
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Apr 7, 2015 21:50
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Hey, check out the opinions on this guy. (TL;DR - Graphic design nerd compares posters of remakes to those of the original, reveals self to have horrendous taste.)
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Apr 7, 2015 22:27
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Yeah, I saw that earlier and was wondering what the hell
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Apr 7, 2015 22:30
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Black Lighter posted:Hey, check out the opinions on this guy. People with any connection to marketing, no matter how vague, are usually trashbag idiots
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Black Lighter posted:Hey, check out the opinions on this guy.  Godzilla doesn't breathe fire, his breath is atomic!
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ruddiger posted:drat, now I want a movie with Space Dragons. They don't want to fight no dragons, they just want some jeans!
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Waffleman_ posted:
Thank you.
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Waffleman_ posted:
Hey, just because Godzilla can't brush his teeth doesn't mean he deserves to be insulted.
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Black Lighter posted:Hey, check out the opinions on this guy. Good lord, there are a lot of horror remakes. And it's extraordinary how, as someone who doesn't like horror, the older posters are all a lot more appealing. Probably because those older horror movies are more appealing to me. They're less scream-y and feel less reliant on cheap scare tactics, which comes through in the posters.
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rawillkill posted:In advance of the first Star Wars: The Force Awakens poster next week I'm kinda hoping they go full on b-grade-sci-fi-classic-look  You know, that kinda thing.
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Black Lighter posted:Hey, check out the opinions on this guy. BAD BAD BAD Although from that post I learned that Aaron Eckhart tried to be McConaughey for a brief time 
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Apr 8, 2015 11:07
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I love that old Solaris poster.
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fatherboxx posted:BAD BAD BAD Oh man, that's a terrible haircut Aaron Eckhart.
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CyRaptor posted:Out of morbid curiousity I just watched a handful of trailers for this on Youtube and literally every shot of this character has his right hand in his, er, apparently-not-pocket. What exactly is the story there? I'm almost afraid to ask. The main character is played by Jamel Debbouze (who also directs), who lost the use of his right arm. In his films his characters generally keep their right hand in their pockets so that this isn't immediately obvious unless you're actively looking for it. He's probably most well-known outside France as the slightly dim vegetable stall assistant in Amelie and as one of the four main characters in Days of Glory (where the arm thing is slightly more noticeable, since he can't use a rifle).
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Apr 8, 2015 12:23
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The unfair part of that link is using DVD covers as a poster. That Ring one is a prime example.
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Black Lighter posted:Hey, check out the opinions on this guy. He's right more often than not, but loves terrible grungy photoshop filters for some dumb reason. And dang this poster is great 
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Apr 8, 2015 12:49
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I love the art but I think it'd benefit from losing or moving the Dr Zaius popup ad.
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That's the best part!
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That original Day of the Living Dead poster is a masterpiece
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CyRaptor posted:Out of morbid curiousity I just watched a handful of trailers for this on Youtube and literally every shot of this character has his right hand in his, er, apparently-not-pocket. What exactly is the story there? I'm almost afraid to ask. Jamel Debbouze(the main actor and director)'s hand is paralyzed ever since an accident he had as a kid, he always keep it in his pocket as a result. Kurtofan fucked around with this message at 15:35 on Apr 8, 2015 |
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Android Bicyclist posted:The best thing about Eragon was the Rifftrax where Disembaudio sang the end theme. No it isn't. I love Eragon. Its a horrible poo poo movie, and a horrible poo poo book series, but that film will never cease to bring me endless joy for one simple reason. Every time they cut to the bad guy in the movie, there is a giant map behind him. Its the exact same map in the book, just blown up to size, like they didn't even try to make it look any better for the movie. But the map is constantly there in the background with the bad guy, apparently serving no purpose because its too ugly to be decorative and its just not a good map for an evil overloard because its just essentially a giant curtain. So it just seems like this incredibly useless map that they shoved in because "hey look its the same one from the books!" Then we reach the end of the movie, and the bad guy says "I am gonna get you, Eragon" or whatever. And he rips the map off the wall, and behind the map is a dragon. That breathes fire at the camera. Its pure bliss. I can' think about that movie without constantly giggling. Its like the robot knife from Avatar, times tenfold.
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My memory of Eragon involves being stranded in New York and needing a warm place to hang out for a couple of hours. Eragon was the final screening of the night and I was the only person in the cinema, so I pulled up the arm rests and got a much needed two hours sleep. It's alright in my book for that - I've got no idea what the film is about though.
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Its about dragons hiding behind maps for the entire running time.
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It's about Jeremy Irons and Robert Carlyle chewing scenery because it earns a decent paycheck.
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