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Solice Kirsk posted:What's the animal husbandry one? Pet subforum mod killed some birds by keeping a radiator too close to the cage
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 19:44 |
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Krowley posted:Pet subforum mod killed some birds by keeping a radiator too close to the cage And also the mod farted so loudly and so often the birds started mimicking the farting.
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 19:50 |
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YOU KNOW YOU'RE A GOON IF... ...you fart so much and talk to people so rarely that your pet birds think farting is how you talk
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 21:16 |
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Krowley posted:Pet subforum mod killed some birds by keeping a radiator too close to the cage Well that's not very funny. I was kinda hoping they were electrocuting fish by accident or something. What's with mods and hurting small defenseless things?!
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 21:22 |
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you pretty much have to be some variety of broken to actually want to mod SA
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 21:39 |
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Krowley posted:Pet subforum mod killed some birds by keeping a radiator too close to the cage and also probated Twisty for asking questions about chickens in the Ask Questions About Chickens thread
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 21:42 |
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Lottery of Babylon posted:and also probated Twisty for asking questions about chickens in the Ask Questions About Chickens thread
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 21:55 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:What's with mods and hurting small defenseless things?! well the entire point of being a mod is to give out six-hour probations to pathetic goons, so
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 22:18 |
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Malachite_Dragon posted:I feel that that should be expanded on with a few of the recent happenings. Proposal: loosen the rules to make GBS more inviting and to have threads about things other than cops, feminism, and news articles. Reality: Only a fraction as many posters are posting and every other thread is still about cops, feminism, and news articles, only now it's a bunch of middle-aged alcoholics who learned how to exercise in their 30s and are average height with above-average penis girth posting Stormfront memes
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 23:49 |
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:well the entire point of being a mod is to give out six-hour probations to pathetic goons, so
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 23:57 |
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# ? Jul 7, 2016 08:14 |
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I see you bolded the funny thing a person said.
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# ? Jul 7, 2016 08:29 |
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Smythe posted:So the other day I noticed a bunch of ants swaming my cum sock. This was pretty interesting to me, and it got me thinking: Occulus Rift POV Porn of the jizz inside the sock, just resting in the nice warm gym sock with his friends. They're not long for this world, being outside the safe and nurturing balls, but they don't know that and hell they're having a blast. They're relaxing and having a BBQ in a pool of seminal fluid. to my soldiers. Anyways, imagine if the ants come in and start loving poo poo up. They're wrecking everything. They're throwing the tables over and throwing spermbros into the pool with their clothes and cell phones on. Remember, ants have the strength of 100 men - these fuckers are not to be trifled with. So you can try to run, but this buff and fast ant is going to catch you. He's got you pinned down and he's pummeling you with his powerful arms and antennae.. and you're just so loving into it. He's so strong and so fast, and you're just a little helpwess glob of cool jizz - you aint got a chance against this Beast. After beating you for a while, just before you're about to cum your final load in total ecstasy agony, he throws you onto his back and brings you to the hive. You've never seen hot poo poo like this. Thousands of these insectoid hunks rolling around in the buck. Everywhere you look there's a sexy as hell head, thorax, or abdomen. you black out, the chemical communication is too powerful. Where are we now? look around Gordon ... this isn't the Combine anymore: it's the Queens Den. She towers over you. She's 20 stories high. Her huge tits are bouncing up and down and her 6 legs are so long and she has stiletto heels (think Kerrigan from SC2). She starts dominating you hard. Every move from every porno is getting doled out to you in powerful quick blows. Heels to the sperm-balls. Spit to the cum-dome. Slap to the teste-face. She's calling you a fag and you're so loving hard now. Up you go little sperm, easily taken into her powerful antennae. Her big mouth, thousands of tiny teeth - she's ripping you up and slipping your dead guts down her gullet. Into the head, down the abdomen, finally settle in the thorax. The inside of her perfect, 10 story long bulbous rear end; where you will digest for the rest of your short eternity. Game over, the princess is definitely in this castle.
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# ? Jul 7, 2016 10:55 |
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I have no idea why, but the phrase "short eternity" is what annoyed me in that post.
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# ? Jul 7, 2016 17:16 |
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mmj posted:I have no idea why, but the phrase "short eternity" is what annoyed me in that post. "Long eternity" would be redundant.
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# ? Jul 7, 2016 17:23 |
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Smythe is a treasure
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# ? Jul 7, 2016 18:06 |
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Improbable Lobster posted:Smythe is a treasure
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# ? Jul 7, 2016 18:17 |
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OMG JC a Bomb! posted:Patton Oswalt awakened in the night to find that his room was illuminated by a spectral glow. Levitating above his bed was the spirit of Oswalt's deceased wife clad in a shimmering white robe. She smiled as she held her arms out to her husband.
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# ? Jul 7, 2016 20:34 |
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How did that thread became 166 pages long when I wasn't looking, jesus christ
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# ? Jul 8, 2016 02:23 |
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PBS Newshour posted:How did that thread became 166 pages long when I wasn't looking, jesus christ https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patton_Oswalt That's why
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# ? Jul 8, 2016 02:28 |
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It's not that surprising. It's about Ghostbusters and misogyny. Those are like the goon whiskers on kittens and brown paper packages tied up with strings.
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# ? Jul 8, 2016 03:05 |
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the suicide squad thread is actually kind of chill and inoffensive for a gibbis thread
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# ? Jul 8, 2016 03:23 |
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PBS Newshour posted:How did that thread became 166 pages long when I wasn't looking, jesus christ people really want to talk about what The Feminists Are Doing
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# ? Jul 8, 2016 04:27 |
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om nom nom posted:I don't know what made me think of this one but I'm glad I did, great to re read Does anyone have the pictures from the thread somewhere? I really really want to see them again, they made the whole thing gold.
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# ? Jul 8, 2016 11:50 |
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du -hast posted:Does anyone have the pictures from the thread somewhere? I really really want to see them again, they made the whole thing gold. Couldn't find them on this site but found some on another one:
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# ? Jul 8, 2016 16:51 |
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I see Gibbis has gone from whatever the opposite of strength to strength is.
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# ? Jul 8, 2016 18:11 |
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BOOTY-ADE posted:Couldn't find them on this site but found some on another one: what makes it funnier is it looks like an incredible amount of actual work went into it, just not planning
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# ? Jul 8, 2016 18:12 |
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Darth123123 posted:what makes it funnier is it looks like an incredible amount of actual work went into it, just not planning This, Groverhaus, and the Hawaiian goon slave labor camp that protected its tree removal tractor from theft by chaining it to a tree will never not be funny.
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# ? Jul 8, 2016 18:54 |
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Do you have a link to the Hawaiian fun times thread, or a run down?
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# ? Jul 8, 2016 19:06 |
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Outrail posted:Do you have a link to the Hawaiian fun times thread, or a run down? http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3123495
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# ? Jul 8, 2016 19:50 |
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reasonable person appears on page 7: Vernii posted:From your updates, it appears to me that you may want to refocus and prioritize your efforts in this project. It seems very scattershot right now. My major is basically administration/management, and a lot of what you've posted seems to betray a lack of basic project organization and scope creep. This is dangerous for any project because it tends to lead to essential deliverables falling behind schedule, cost overrun, lowered morale, and so on (if not the outright failure of the project itself). hmm yes, a person with project management experience thinks this project is unfocused and disorganized and has advice to keep it on track. I wonder how goons will respond to this advice, immediately GETCHA PAPER UP posted:As a graduate of a program that "is basically administration/management" I think he is doing a great job of exploring his land before dedicating to a strict plan. Juanito posted:Great threadfart there, buddy. mischief posted:Whereas you, young sir, armed with your freshly minted degree and a whole lot of go get 'em, are destined for the stars! You've got decades of reports to file, metrics to analyze, reports to file, and life to ignore. The sky is truly the limit with an administration/management major, you'll be middle management in no time! Boy won't that show everyone! And to think, all that time in high school people said you were annoying. Who knew annoying was a career opportunity? Best of luck and God speed! Shadowgate posted:lol... You are hilarious! Vander posted:You know what's a great motto? Do give out advice unless it's asked for. Vernii you were a star. Wilford thank you for the link! many johnnys has a new favorite as of 20:31 on Jul 8, 2016 |
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Ingwit is one of the funniest posters to ever be on this site, so that one at least is a joke. He took the already funny Ultimate Hustler thread and shot it through the stratosphere. http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2473759&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1
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a kitten posted:Ingwit is one of the funniest posters to ever be on this site, so that one at least is a joke. reading more of the thread, you are right and I regret including his quote in the batch of quotes
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# ? Jul 8, 2016 20:31 |
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a kitten posted:Ingwit is one of the funniest posters to ever be on this site, so that one at least is a joke. Holy gently caress: quote:"freud be sayin e'eyone wants to gently caress they mother, but most of em just gently caress yours instead"
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many johnnys posted:reasonable person appears on page 7: I'm amazed at the number of people getting mad at Cinnamon Bastard and Vernii just for being reasonable people pointing out the flaws in what the OP was doing and how he was doing it. How could you not tell from post one that this guy didn't know what he was doing?
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# ? Jul 8, 2016 22:29 |
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First post included for contextReelBigLizard posted:2 stroke. Pham Nuwen posted:
InitialDave posted:Cutting things off for better performance is a pretty Amazon-like approach, though.
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# ? Jul 8, 2016 22:51 |
this seems like a normal response to twitter man liking film
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# ? Jul 9, 2016 00:05 |
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SuperMechagodzilla posted:In my Zootopia movie, a family of Zootopian apes gives birth to the first human, and she's got incredible powers like opposable thumbs & the superanimal intelligence to invent such as fire. The United States Armed Horses (that's an animal pun) are sent in to take her down, but she domesticates them. Seal Team Six, etc.
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a kitten posted:Ingwit is one of the funniest posters to ever be on this site, so that one at least is a joke. Without a doubt the best thread I have read on SA for years. Holy poo poo.
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Context: Pokemon GOJakeP posted:My cousin accidently wandered into a gaybar trying to catch a weedle, and hes gay now, didn't even catch the weedle TheMostFrench posted:I hope he caught something larger than that. Dely Apple posted:He just has to explain he's chasing a bug and they'll treat him right.
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