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Tinfoil Papercut posted:Duster, please play this kids song my son likes next time you are Jason: Your son is a sick gently caress.
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# ? Jun 6, 2017 19:02 |
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# ? May 25, 2024 02:23 |
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Carebearz posted:I think someone should play one of the following songs while chasing people as Jason: I thought for sure that one of those three was going to be this song. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg
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# ? Jun 6, 2017 19:04 |
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i do duolingo in deadchat my spanish learning is going UP UP UP
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# ? Jun 6, 2017 19:04 |
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Basebf555 posted:You should strive never to escape as Jarvis. Jarvis should always be killed by Jason. You shouldn't really even die heroically, the Tommy from the movies would never be able to pull that off. Immediately run to Jason, deliver a one-liner, shoot him, get killed. That's it, job done. Or you could kill Jason
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# ? Jun 6, 2017 19:04 |
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A. Beaverhausen posted:I just watched the film's a few months ago and I wasn't ready for the amount of off screen deaths. 2 and 7 were butchered by the MPAA. 2 apparently got too creative and the MPAA thought it was obscene to show stabbings in certain areas. 7 was outright gory, and the MPAA said it was too excessive. And, as always, it's hilarious now that primetime network TV like CSI can show poo poo a billion times worse than anything in any of the first 8 Jason movies, but Terry's nude scene would be an earth-shattering scandal today.
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# ? Jun 6, 2017 19:05 |
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Burkion posted:The MPAA has always given the Jason films the harshest treatment for whatever reason. According to the interviews in the Crystal Lake Memories book, a lot of had to do with Roger Ebert's massive vendetta against the Friday the 13th films, hatred doesn't even begin to cover how Ebert felt about them, to the point where Ebert is responsible for the very first doxxing in history before there was Internet as he published Betsy Palmer's address in his column for some reason. Most of the directors and actors feel the movies where never given a fair shake in regards to their content as the well was poisoned against them from the very start.
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# ? Jun 6, 2017 19:05 |
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Snatch Duster posted:Or you could kill Jason Haha, no. Tommy gets others killed, he doesn't kill Jason. You are violating canon on a daily basis, I hope you know that.
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# ? Jun 6, 2017 19:06 |
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Basebf555 posted:Haha, no. Tommy gets others killed, he doesn't kill Jason. what?
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# ? Jun 6, 2017 19:07 |
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Snatch Duster posted:Your son is a sick gently caress. My son shits outdoors and calls me a "creepy moose" right to my face. Don't gently caress with him, he's a badass.
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# ? Jun 6, 2017 19:09 |
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WoodrowSkillson posted:what? Tommy Jarvis is a delusional, extremely lucky moron and being around him is basically a death sentence. If we consider this game canon then his character is even more hilarious. Hey yea, now I'm a Jason hunter!!! This gun with one bullet will totally do the job!
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# ? Jun 6, 2017 19:10 |
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WoodrowSkillson posted:Why is that a problem? Your job now as Tommy is to help the others escape and to be an annoyance to Jason. lol, gently caress everyone else, I got mine.
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# ? Jun 6, 2017 19:12 |
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Tinfoil Papercut posted:My son shits outdoors and calls me a "creepy moose" right to my face. I just laughed out loud in the office gently caress
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# ? Jun 6, 2017 19:13 |
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Alteisen posted:According to the interviews in the Crystal Lake Memories book, a lot of had to do with Roger Ebert's massive vendetta against the Friday the 13th films, hatred doesn't even begin to cover how Ebert felt about them, to the point where Ebert is responsible for the very first doxxing in history before there was Internet as he published Betsy Palmer's address in his column for some reason. The punchline, of course, being that Roger Ebert got his start in porn and Russ Meyer films and from the beginning of his career until his death he always wrote about actresses in a heavy-breathing, slimy way. The man is a titan of film criticism and deserved his accolades, but his opinion on slasher horror films being "exploitative trash" would give Freud fans a lifetime of poo poo to unpack.
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# ? Jun 6, 2017 19:14 |
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Basebf555 posted:Tommy Jarvis is a delusional, extremely lucky moron and being around him is basically a death sentence. He has also killed Jason once and beaten him twice.
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# ? Jun 6, 2017 19:15 |
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baby, i still love you but i just don't like 7
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# ? Jun 6, 2017 19:15 |
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Basebf555 posted:Tommy Jarvis is a delusional, extremely lucky moron and being around him is basically a death sentence. Well, all the guns are one shots in the game because video games. You are correct that Tommy is pretty delusional and basically a really hosed up kid. It's his fault Jason is back at all after part 6 because he couldn't just leave well enough alone. I suppose you could say Tommy attempting to kill Jason in the game is just a continuation of his work in 6, which is "OH gently caress I BROUGHT HIM BACK NOW I MUST STOP HIM". Personally when I get Tommy I try to play him as helping out whoever is still there, including calling the cops if I find the fuse. Tommy should probably not survive any matches though, I do agree with that. I still want some Creighton Duke DLC.
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# ? Jun 6, 2017 19:17 |
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:The punchline, of course, being that Roger Ebert got his start in porn and Russ Meyer films and from the beginning of his career until his death he always wrote about actresses in a heavy-breathing, slimy way. I really have to wonder if there was some self loathing involved there. The Friday movies were far, far better in every regard than the movies he personally wrote.
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# ? Jun 6, 2017 19:19 |
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:The punchline, of course, being that Roger Ebert got his start in porn and Russ Meyer films and from the beginning of his career until his death he always wrote about actresses in a heavy-breathing, slimy way. Holy poo poo, I didn't know that.
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# ? Jun 6, 2017 19:22 |
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SilverSupernova posted:Doing God's work, Wes. He knows.
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# ? Jun 6, 2017 19:22 |
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Off topic, this is fantastic. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwXz8vDjOqg
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# ? Jun 6, 2017 19:22 |
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:The punchline, of course, being that Roger Ebert got his start in porn and Russ Meyer films and from the beginning of his career until his death he always wrote about actresses in a heavy-breathing, slimy way.
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# ? Jun 6, 2017 19:22 |
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WoodrowSkillson posted:He has also killed Jason once and beaten him twice. He was a pretty cool kid, I'll give him that. He only gets credit for getting the better of Jason the one time though, you don't get a pat on the back for(temporarily) cleaning up your own mess. Instead of going to therapy he decided to stab a corpse with a metal stake in the middle of a lightning storm. He's responsible for dozens of deaths.
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# ? Jun 6, 2017 19:24 |
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Basebf555 posted:He was a pretty cool kid, I'll give him that. He only gets credit for getting the better of Jason the one time though, you don't get a pat on the back for(temporarily) cleaning up your own mess. Yeah, he should've remembered all the other times in history when a several years old corpse was brought back to life with electricity oh wait
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# ? Jun 6, 2017 19:29 |
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Basebf555 posted:You should strive never to escape as Jarvis. Jarvis should always be killed by Jason. You shouldn't really even die heroically, the Tommy from the movies would never be able to pull that off. Immediately run to Jason, deliver a one-liner, shoot him, get killed. That's it, job done. To be fair, quite often Tommy is incompetent because he is played by the person who died 60 seconds into the match in a really stupid way and didn't have a clue what to do (me) and everyone else is still alive.
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# ? Jun 6, 2017 19:31 |
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Unbalanced posted:Yeah, he should've remembered all the other times in history when a several years old corpse was brought back to life with electricity oh wait He should have realized when he pulled up at that cemetery how things were gonna go. That was a classic Horror Movie Graveyard.
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# ? Jun 6, 2017 19:31 |
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Tommy Jarvis basically killed 10,000+ people on the Solaris if you think about it.
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# ? Jun 6, 2017 19:32 |
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If you call the cops as Tommy the cops should A) either not believe him and hang up on him B) after multiple attempts of calling they realize it's that kid that should be in a mental institution and start going after HIM trying to arrest him. It'd be a fun way to balance it out and is always a hilarious trope of authority never believing the protagonist.
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# ? Jun 6, 2017 19:33 |
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Jiro posted:If you call the cops as Tommy the cops should If Tommy tries to escape via the cops, the cops kill Tommy.
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# ? Jun 6, 2017 19:36 |
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If I play as Chad and die, and come back as Tommy. Then everyone else escapes/survives along with me as Tommy escaping/surviving, does the initial Chad death count against a clean sweep of counselors escaping?
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# ? Jun 6, 2017 19:38 |
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Just lmao if you don't play Torgo's music as Jason
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# ? Jun 6, 2017 19:43 |
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Burkion posted:I really have to wonder if there was some self loathing involved there. The Friday movies took the brunt of the MPAA fury (and this is speculation) because Paramount was backing them. Most of the other slashers we see that popped up in the 80's are all random production companies you've never heard of, until New Line stepped in with Nightmare and started making some real noise. Granted, I think Paramount may have also distributed some other slashers through the decade, but Friday was pretty firmly a "Paramount Production" until New Line snagged it after Manhattan, and from what is said in various docs about the franchise, Paramount hated the Friday movies because they were slashers, but they loved that slasher money that was rolling in. If you've not watched "Crystal Lake Memories" or "His Name was Jason" you're really missing out. "His Name" is much more inline with your typical "Hey here's a doc about this series of movies" and doesn't dig as deep as the 8 hour (!!!!) "Crystal Lake Memories" does. That along with the book of the same title are basically your definitive history of the franchise and while I have the book and haven't cracked into it yet, I've watched the entirety of the doc and it's really entertaining and interesting. I'd recommend both, and "Never Sleep Again" which is I believe 4 hours long, but has a ton of great info about the Nightmare franchise.
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# ? Jun 6, 2017 19:45 |
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Basebf555 posted:He should have realized when he pulled up at that cemetery how things were gonna go. That was a classic Horror Movie Graveyard. Well maybe YOU should get off your lazy rear end and use one of those Last Action Hero golden tickets to enter Part 6 and inform Tommy that he is, in fact, in a movie and should behave himself accordingly. Before you're done in there make sure you get me Megan Garris' phone number, I only know that it starts with 555.
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# ? Jun 6, 2017 19:45 |
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I wish Jason traps were something you could disarm with a mechanics check. Or trigger them by jamming in (and breaking) your melee weapon or something. Or maybe prevent placement that entirely blocks a repair objective? It seems a little harsh that the only way to (safely) get around a trapped car/phone box is by having a pocket knife or first aid spray. My opinion may be influenced by the fact that I often end up playing against my friend who is a good Jason and normally chooses bag head Jason and gets 8/8.
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# ? Jun 6, 2017 19:47 |
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Unbalanced posted:Well maybe YOU should get off your lazy rear end and use one of those Last Action Hero golden tickets to enter Part 6 and inform Tommy that he is, in fact, in a movie and should behave himself accordingly. Funny you bring up Last Action Hero, because the kid from that movie was way smarter than Tommy Jarvis. That kid would have instantly known to stay away from that graveyard.
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# ? Jun 6, 2017 19:48 |
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Disarm them but they still alert Jason...
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# ? Jun 6, 2017 19:50 |
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PS4 patch just hit - matchmaking improved is the big bullet point
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# ? Jun 6, 2017 19:59 |
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Jason should have unique kills based on the weapons that counselors are holding when they get grabbed, I wouldn't mind seeing someone swallow their own flare.
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# ? Jun 6, 2017 20:09 |
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s.i.r.e. posted:Jason should have unique kills based on the weapons that counselors are holding when they get grabbed, I wouldn't mind seeing someone swallow their own flare. especially if the jason player spams this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zf2VYAtqRe0
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# ? Jun 6, 2017 20:13 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xw7wr4oPQy4 Honest Trailer for anyone into that.
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# ? Jun 6, 2017 20:15 |
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# ? May 25, 2024 02:23 |
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Notes are the same as the PC patch I think but in case anyone hasn't seen yet: Improvements: Matchmaking Fixes. Should decrease amount of time it takes to match make. Added a Random option in the lobby. Increased effectiveness of Jason and Counselor spawn preference options. Shuffling the possible Jason list 3x as much to help randomness. Disabled inhale sound effect for breathing while in a hiding spot. Made dead body stingers less obnoxious: Ignored while being pursued by Jason; 10s cooldown; Will not fire for witnessed nearby deaths. Fixes: Various fixes to the different glitch / hide / exploit spots Fixed issue where you have infinite stamina. Fixed a few areas where the player couldnt reach with Jason. Also fixed a stuck spot on Packanack. Fixed perk roller UI sometimes getting stuck if there is an error talking to the database. Fixed session heartbeat requests to be more resilient to service failures. Fixed character hair stretching at lower frame rate. Fixed Jason not always aborting the knife throw when stunned. Fixed a case where it was possible to get stuck in a knife throw. Fixed some visibility issues with the door interaction icons. Fixed some placement issues with dropped items. Fixed Jasons mask floating when knocked off. Fixed Jason not always cancelling shift or morph if they hit a car in reverse. Fixed an issue with the hiding spot exit code. Fixed Counselors potentially getting stuck inside of a wall if hit while climbing through a window at the perfect time. Fixed Rotate Minimap With Player not updating when changed until a map change. Fixed some host specific crashes. Fixed people being able to share settings save games. Fixes for DLC
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